1. GRACE SLICK - Deserves it for no other reason than "We Built This City".

2. SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM - The eternal casket match.

3. BOB NEWHART - Beat out Ol' Blue Eyes for a grammy in 1961

4. JIMMY CARTER - He'll be buried deeper than his peanuts.

5. PAUL HOGAN - Now that's a casket.

6. HENRY KISSINGER - He's still around?

7. BARBARA BARRIE - Barney Miller's wife.

8. JOANNE WOODWARD - Oldest living best actress.

9. WILLIE NELSON - Off the road.

10. LUKE HALPIN - Flipped over.

11. SHANNEN DOHERTY - She can't even see eye to eye in a mirror.

12. KATHERINE JACKSON - Jackson family clown car.

13. BOB BARKER - Come on down under.