| CELEBRITY NAME |
WHY THEY ARE FAMOUS |
| "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan |
Wrestler |
| "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase |
We can't rebuild him |
| "Stone Cold" Steve Austin |
"Stone Cold" indeed |
| 50 Cent |
We wouldn't give you a quarter |
| A.J. Foyt |
Race Car Driver |
| Abby Dalton |
Actress |
| Abdullah The Butcher |
Large Wrestler and Rib Slinger |
| Adam Ant |
Musician |
| Adam Rich |
Former Child Star (Eight is Enough) |
| Adam Sandler |
Who Knows |
| Aidan Quinn |
Actor |
| Al D'Amato |
Politician |
| Al Franken |
Comedy Writer, Senator, Same Thing |
| Al Gore |
Presidential Wanna-Be |
| Al Pacino |
Actor |
| Al Roker |
Once Tubby Weather Guy |
| Al Sharpton |
Racist |
| Al Unser Jr. |
Auto Racer |
| Alan Alda |
Actor |
| Alan Bergman |
Songwriter |
| Alan Dershowitz |
Lawyer |
| Alan Greenspan |
Money Man |
| Alanis Morrisette |
Jagged Little Singer |
| Alec Baldwin |
Actor |
| Ali Khamenei |
Some Ayatollah |
| Ali MacGraw |
Actress |
| Alice Cooper |
Musician |
| Allen Iverson |
Basketball Player |
| Ally Sheedy |
Actress |
| Alonzo Mourning |
Basketball Player |
| Amanda Bynes |
Train Wreck |
| Andrew Cuomo |
Politician |
| Andrew "Dice" Clay |
Hickory, Dickory, Gasp |
| Andrew Lloyd Webber |
Play Dude |
| Andrew Young |
Mayor, Congressman, Ambassador |
| Andy Dick |
Comedian |
| Andy Richter |
Annoying Side Kick to Conan |
| Angela Merkel |
Former Chancellor of Germany |
| Angie Dickinson |
Some Old Broad |
| Angus Young |
AC/DC Front Man |
| Anita Bryant |
Orange Juice Lady |
| Anjelica Huston |
Actress |
| Anjelina Jolie |
Home Wrecker |
| Ann Blyth |
Actress, Hostess Mom |
| Ann Coulter |
Shock Value Broad |
| Anna Faris |
Mom |
| Annie Lennox |
Sweet Dreams |
| Annie Potts |
Ghostbuster Groupie |
| Ann-Margret |
Actress |
| Anthony Daniels |
C3P0 |
| Anthony Edwards |
Actor |
| Anthony Fauci |
COVID Doc |
| Anthony Hopkins |
Actor |
| Anthony Keidis |
Red Hot Chili Pepper |
| Anthony Kennedy |
Judge |
| Archie Manning |
Football Player and Spawner |
| Ari Fliescher |
Former Bush Spokesman |
| Arianna Huffington |
Political Wanna-Be |
| Arlo Guthrie |
Folk Singer |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Actor |
| Art Garfunkel |
Paul Simon Wanna-Be |
| Artie Lange |
Comedian |
| Ashlee Simpson |
Talentless Singer |
| Ashley Judd |
Unrecognizable Acress |
| Ashley Olsen |
Half an Annoying Set |
| Ashton Kutcher |
Demi's Pool Boy |
| Avery Brooks |
Actor |
| Axl Rose |
Singer from Guns -n- Roses |
| Baby Spice |
Annoying Spice Girl |
| Bam Margera |
Jackass |
| Barack Obama |
US President |
| Barbara Babcock |
Comedian |
| Barbara Bain |
Mission Impossible |
| Barbara Barrie |
Actress |
| Barbara Eden |
We STILL Dream of Jeannie |
| Barbara Feldon |
Agent 99 |
| Barbara Rush |
Actress |
| Barbra Steisand |
Very annoying lady |
| Barry Bonds |
Steriod User |
| Barry Bostwick |
Actor |
| Barry Gibb |
A Bee Gee |
| Barry Manilow |
Singer/Songwriter |
| Bashar al Assad |
Syrian Leader |
| Beck |
Musician |
| Bela Fleck |
The Flecktones |
| Bella Thorne |
Actress |
| Ben Affleck |
Actor |
| Ben Stein |
Lawyer, economist, law professor, actor & comedian |
| Ben Vereen |
Actor |
| Benjamin Netanyahu |
Politician - Israel |
| Bernie Fine |
Basketball Coach. Falsely accused of molestation. |
| Bernie Kopell |
Love Boat Doc |
| Bernie Sanders |
Feel The Bern |
| Bernie Taupin |
Wrote Songs with Elton John |
| Berry Gordy |
Mr. Mowtown |
| Bette Midler |
Almost as Annoying as Streisand |
| Bianca Jagger |
Mick' Ex |
| Bill Bradley |
Politician |
| Bill Clinton |
Got Oral From Intern |
| Bill Cosby |
Jello Pudding Guy |
| Bill Gates |
Ya Know |
| Bill Hayes |
Days Of Our Lives |
| Bill Maher |
TV Talk Host |
| Bill Mazeroski |
The Maz |
| Bill Medley |
A Righteous Brother |
| Bill Murray |
Actor |
| Bill O'Reilly |
Blowhard |
| Bill Parcells |
Football Coach |
| Bill Wyman |
…Gather Some Moss |
| Billie Jean King |
Tennis Great |
| Billy Bob Thornton |
Sling Blade guy |
| Billy Connolly |
Comedian |
| Billy Corgan |
Musician |
| Billy Dee Williams |
Lando Calrissian |
| Billy Idol |
Singer |
| Billy Joel |
Pianoham |
| Billy Ray Cyrus |
Miley's Dad |
| Bob Costas |
Sportscaster |
| Bob Dylan |
Singer |
| Bob Eubanks |
Newlywed Host |
| Bob Newhart |
Actor |
| Bob Schieffer |
Newsman |
| Bob Uecker |
Mr. Baseball |
| Bobbie Gentry |
Ode To Billie Joe |
| Bobby Brown |
Singer |
| Bobby Knight |
Nutty Basketball Coach |
| Bobby Vinton |
The Polish Prince |
| Bobcat Goldthwait |
Comedian |
| Bonnie Raitt |
Singer |
| Bono |
Singer |
| Boomer Esiason |
Football Player |
| Boris Spassky |
Checkmate |
| Boy George |
Exactly! |
| Brad Garrett |
Everyone Loves Brad |
| Brad Pitt |
Actor |
| Brenda Vaccaro |
Actress |
| Bret "The Hitman" Hart |
Wrestler |
| Bret Michaels |
From Poison to Reality TV Yee-Ha |
| Brett Butler |
Comedian |
| Brian Wilson |
Beach Boy |
| Brigitte Bardot |
Ooo-la-la |
| Brigitte Nielsen |
Amazon |
| Britney Spears |
Train Wreck |
| Brooke Mueller |
Former Mrs. Winning |
| Bruce Dern |
Actor |
| Bruce Vilanch |
Comedian, Hollywood Square |
| Bruce Willis |
Yippie Ki Yay! |
| Bryan Singer |
Director, Writer, Actor, Abuser? |
| Bryant Gumbel |
Today Show Host |
| Bud Selig |
Mr. Baseball |
| Burt Ward |
Robin |
| Burton Cummings |
American Woman |
| Butch Patrick |
Eddie Munster |
| Buzz Aldrin |
Astronaut |
| Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner |
Used To Be For Running |
| Calista Flockhart |
Thin Actress |
| Calvin Klein |
Clothes Guy |
| Cameron Diaz |
Actress |
| Camilla Parker-Bowles |
Chuck's Squeeze |
| Camille Cosby |
Jilted Wife Many Times Over |
| Candice Bergen |
Actress |
| Carl Palmer |
Emerson, Lake and. . . |
| Carl Yastrzemski |
Baseball Player |
| Carlos Santana |
Musician |
| Carly Fiorina |
HP CEO and Politico |
| Carly Simon |
Singer |
| Carmen Electra |
Star F-er |
| Carol Burnett |
Comedian |
| Carrot Top |
Why Indeed |
| Casey Anthony |
As Innocent As O.J. |
| Cat Stevens |
It's a wild world! |
| Cedrick the Entertainer |
Entertainer Duh! |
| Celine Dion |
Some Canadian Chick |
| Charles Barkley |
Basketball Player |
| Charles Koch |
A Koch Brother |
| Charles Osgood |
Commentator |
| Charlie Munger |
Buffet's Right Hand Man |
| Charlie Rose |
Charlie shows (us his undies) |
| Charlie Rose |
Charlie shows (us his undies) |
| Charlie Schlatter |
Some Dude We Grew Up With |
| Charlie Sheen |
Actor |
| Charo |
Two reasons… |
| Chaz Bono |
Had an adadictomy |
| Cher |
Scary |
| Chevy Chase |
Comedian |
| Chris Brown |
Singer, Rihanna Smacker |
| Chris Christie |
It's Not The Garden Salad State |
| Chris Jericho |
Wresler, Actor, Singer |
| Chris Mortensen |
Sports Journalist, Sportscaster |
| Chris Rock |
Comedian |
| Chris Watts |
Murderer |
| Christian Bale |
Actor |
| Christian Slater |
Actor, Dope Head |
| Christopher Lloyd |
Actor- Rev. Jim |
| Christopher Walken |
Scary Actor |
| Chubby Checker |
Musician |
| Chuck Norris |
Ass Kicker |
| Chuck Wepner |
Boxer |
| Chuck Woolery |
Game Show Host |
| Chuck Yeager |
Pilot |
| Cindy Adams |
Annoying |
| Clarence Thomas |
Justice |
| Claudia Schiffer |
Hottie |
| Clay Aiken |
Man Americans Can Be Dumb |
| Cleo Laine |
Queen of Jazz |
| Clint Eastwood |
Make My Day |
| Clint Howard |
Actor |
| Colin Farell |
Actor |
| Conan O'Brien |
Late Night Host |
| Condoleezza Rice |
Secretary of State |
| Connie Stevens |
Singer, Actress |
| Corey Feldman |
Kid Actor |
| Courtney Love |
Hole |
| Courtney Stodden |
Reality Star |
| Dabney Coleman |
Actor |
| Daisy Fuentes |
Very Annoying Cutie |
| Dakota Fanning |
Kid Actress |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Actor |
| Dan Quayle |
Potatoe Speller |
| Dan Rather |
News Guy |
| Danica Patrick |
Racing Chick |
| Daniel Baldwin |
The Wacky Baldwin |
| Danny Bonaduce |
Radio Personality/Former Partridge |
| Danny DeVito |
Actor |
| Danny Glover |
Actor |
| Danny Masterson |
Actor, Scientologist, Rapist? |
| Darryl Hickman |
Actor |
| Darryl Strawberry |
Baseball Player |
| Daryl Hall |
Oates' Other Half |
| Dave Barry |
Writer |
| Dave Navarro |
Guitarist |
| Davey Johnson |
Former Met's Manager |
| David Arquette |
Annoying |
| David Attenborough |
Broadcaster/Naturalist |
| David Beckham |
English Soccer Star |
| David Berkowitz |
Son of Sam |
| David Blaine |
Magician |
| David Clayton Thomas |
Blood, Sweat & Tears |
| David Copperfield |
Magician |
| David Dinkins |
Wasn't the City Grand Then? |
| David Duke |
Whitey |
| David Geffen |
Mogul |
| David Hartman |
Good Morning America |
| David Hasselhoff |
The Chicks, That's Why |
| David Lander |
Squiggy |
| David Lee Roth |
Mr. Hollywood |
| David Letterman |
Late Show Host |
| David McCallum |
Illya Kuryakin |
| David Oreck |
Makes a Product that Sucks |
| David Schwimmer |
Dick |
| David Soul |
Hutch |
| David Spade |
Comedian |
| Dawn Wells |
Mary Ann |
| Dean Torrence |
Dead Man's Curve |
| Demi Lovato |
Former Disney Kid |
| Dennis DeYoung |
Man, Styx Sucked |
| Dennis Hastert |
Former Speaker of the House |
| Dennis Miller |
Comedian |
| Dennis Quaid |
Actor |
| Dennis Rader |
BTK |
| Dennis Rodman |
Basketball Player |
| Devin Nunes |
Congressman |
| Diana Muldaur |
Actress |
| Diana Ross |
Singer |
| Dianne Feinstein |
Senator |
| Dick Butkus |
A Bear |
| Dick Button |
Sk8er |
| Dick Cavett |
Some Guy |
| Dick Cheney |
Politician |
| Dick Smothers |
Some Guys Brother |
| Dick Van Dyke |
Actor/Comedian |
| Dick Vitale |
Sports Announcer |
| Dickey Betts |
An Allman Bros. |
| Dikembe Mutombo |
Basketball Shot Blocker |
| Dion |
Singer |
| Dionne Warwick |
Psychic |
| Doc Severinsen |
Band Leader |
| Dolly Parton |
Two Great Ladies |
| Dominic Chianese |
"Junior" Soprano |
| Don Johnson |
Actor |
| Don King |
Promoter |
| Don Murray |
Actor |
| Donald Sterling |
Quite the Clippers Owner |
| Donald Sutherland |
Actor |
| Donald Trump |
Rich Kid |
| Donny Osmond |
He's a Little Bit Loser |
| Dr. Phil McGraw |
Shut The F Up Dr. Phil |
| Drew Barrymore |
Actress |
| Drew Carey |
Comedian |
| Dustin Hoffman |
Actor |
| Dwight Gooden |
Baseball Player |
| Earl Holliman |
Actor |
| Eddie Murphy |
Beverly Hills Cop |
| Edward Furlong |
Terminated |
| Edward Snowden |
He's Got a Secret |
| Ehud Barak |
Isreali Prime Minister |
| Elizabeth Dole |
Politico |
| Elliott Gould |
Actor |
| Elton John |
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road |
| Elvis Costello |
Musician |
| Emeril Lagasse |
Chef |
| Eminem |
White Rapper |
| Emmanuel Lewis |
Webster |
| Emperor Akihito |
Hirohito's Kid |
| Engelbert Humperdinck |
Release Me… |
| Eric Clapton |
Slow Hands |
| Eric Idle |
Monty Python |
| Estelle Parsons |
Actress |
| Ethan Hawke |
Actor |
| Ethel Kennedy |
Another Kennedy |
| Eva Marie Saint |
Actress |
| F.W. DeKlerk |
Former Pres. Of South Africa |
| Fabian |
Swooner |
| Fatboy Slim |
Right About Now…. |
| Faye Dunaway |
Actress |
| Fiona Apple |
Singer |
| Frances Sternhagen |
Actress |
| Francis Ford Coppola |
Some Movie Guy |
| Frank Borman |
Pilot/Astronaut |
| Frank Gehry |
Architect |
| Frank Oz |
Muppeteer |
| Frankie Avalon |
Annette's Main Squeeze |
| Frankie Muniz |
Actor |
| Frankie Valli |
Singer |
| Fred Wilpon |
Made A Few Bad Investments |
| Gabe Kaplan |
Mr. Kotter |
| Gabriel Iglesias |
Singer |
| Garrett Morris |
Comedian |
| Garrison Keillor |
Little tomb on the Prarie Home Companion |
| Garth Brooks |
Country Music Dude |
| Gary Burghoff |
Radar |
| Gary Busey |
Actor |
| Gary Glitter |
Singer |
| Gary Sandy |
Andy Travis at WKRP |
| Gaston Glock |
Gun Dude |
| Gena Rowlands |
Actress |
| Gene Hackman |
Popeye Doyle |
| Gene Kranz |
Apollo 13 Hero |
| Gene Shalit |
Movie Critic - Wacky Look |
| Gene Simmons |
KISS Dude |
| George Chakiris |
Actor (A Shark) |
| George Clinton |
Funkmaster |
| George Clooney |
Actor |
| George R. R. Martin |
Better finish the damn books first |
| George Santos |
Lying Politician |
| George Soros |
Rich Guy |
TR>
George Takai |
Oh My! |
| George W. Bush |
Former President of U.S. |
| George Wendt |
Norm! |
| George Zimmerman |
Shooter |
| Gerard Depardieu |
Didn't he rape someone? |
| Ghislaine Maxwell |
Thank Heaven for Little Girls |
| Ginger Lynn |
A VERY nice girl |
| Georgio Armani |
Italian Fashion Designer |
| Gladys Knight |
Empress of Soul |
| Glenn Beck |
Radio/TV Commentator |
| Gloria Steinem |
Feminist |
| Glynis Johns |
Actress |
| Goldie Hawn |
Actress |
| Gordon Lightfoot |
Singer |
| Grace Slick |
Don't You Want Somebody To Die |
| Greg "The Hammer" Valentine |
Wrestler |
| Greg Louganis |
Diver |
| Greta Thunberg |
How Dare You? |
| Grizz Chapman |
30 Rock Dude |
| Grover Norquist |
Tax Reform Advocate |
| Hailey Bieber |
Justin's Squeeze |
| Hal Linden |
Barney Miller |
| Hamid Karzai |
Afghan Leader |
| Harrison Ford |
Hans, Indy, etc. |
| Harvey Fierstein |
Actor/Playwright |
| Harvey Weinstien |
Miramax Chief |
| Hayao Miyazaki |
King of Studio Ghibli |
| Heather Locklear |
Bit of a Trainwreck |
| Heidi Fleiss |
Madame |
| Helen Mirren |
Actress |
| Henry Kissinger |
Talks Funny |
| Henry Paulson |
Brother Can You Spare A Dime? |
| Henry Winkler |
The Fonz |
| Herb Alpert |
Musician |
| Hillary Clinton |
Stood By Her Man |
| Honey Boo Boo |
Sickening |
| Horatio Sanz |
Sans Horatio |
| Howard Stern |
Radio Guy |
| Huey Lewis |
In The News? |
| Hulk Hogan |
Wrestler |
| Ian Anderson |
Jethro Tull |
| Ian McKellan |
Actor, Wizard, Super Villain |
| Iggy Pop |
Musician |
| Imelda Marcos |
Shoe Lady |
| Iris Apfel |
Fashion Icon |
| Jack Abramoff |
Crook Lobbyist |
| Jack Black |
School of Rock |
| Jack Hanna |
Zoo Guy |
| Jack Nicholson |
Actor |
| Jack Nicklaus |
Golfer |
| Jack Osbourne |
Ozzy's Boy |
| Jackie Joseph |
Actress |
| Jackson Browne |
Running On Empty |
| Jacques Pepin |
Chef |
| Jake "The Snake" Roberts |
Wrestler |
| James Brolin |
Blinders And Ear Plugs Ma'man |
| James Cameron |
Movie Director |
| James Earl Jones |
Voice |
| James Hong |
James Always Here |
| James D Watson |
DNA Dude |
| James Tolkan |
Actor |
| James Watson |
Had A Crick In His DNA |
| Jamie Farr |
Fashioned Challenged MASH Actor |
| Jamie Raskin |
Politician |
| Jane Fonda |
Workout Queen, Actress |
| Jane Goodall |
Chimp Researcher |
| Janis Paige |
Actress |
| Jared Fogle |
Subway Dude |
| Jason Priestley |
Actor, Drinker |
| Jasper Johns |
Jasper the Artsy Ghost |
| Jay North |
Dennis |
| Jay Z |
Rapper |
| Jaye P. Morgan |
Why'd Ya Gong 'Em? |
| Jean Kasem |
Not A Nice Lady |
| Jeff Bridges |
He's The Dude, Man |
| Jeff Gordon |
NASCAR Pretty Boy |
| Jeff Sessions |
Attorney General |
| Jenna Jameson |
Hubba Hubba - Eww |
| Jennifer Lopez |
Uh, Her Ass Dude |
| Jennifer Saunders |
Ab-Fab |
| Jeremy Irons |
Actor |
| Jeremy London |
Actor |
| Jerry Brown |
Governor of CA (x2) |
| Jerry Hardin |
Actor |
| Jerry Nadler |
Congressman - Judiciary Committee |
| Jerry Sandusky |
He Touched My Nay-Nay Spot |
| Jesse Jackson |
Racist |
| Jesse Jackson Jr. |
Politician |
| Jessica Simpson |
Annoying Singer |
| Jill St. John |
Actress |
| Jim Bakker |
Tammy's former squeeze |
| Jim Calhoun |
Uber Coach |
| Jim Carrey |
So overrated. |
| Jim Kelly |
Mr. Buffalo Bill |
| Jim Lovell |
Astronaut |
| Jim McMahon |
Oh those Bears |
| Jimmie Walker |
DynOmite |
| Jimmy Carter |
Ex President |
| Jimmy Page |
Something About a Blimp? |
| Jimmy Swaggart |
TV Preacher Guy |
| Jo Dee Messina |
Country Singer |
| Joan Collins |
Actress |
| Joan Kennedy |
Former Mrs. *Hiccup* Ted |
| Joan Lunden |
TV Host |
| Joan Van Ark |
Actress |
| Joanne Woodward |
Woodbound |
| JoAnne Worley |
Laugh-In |
| Joaquin Guzman |
El Chapo |
| Joaquin Phoenix |
Actor |
| Joe Arpaio |
A Sheriff |
| Joe Biden |
Vice President |
| Joe Eszterhas |
Writes Bad Movies |
| Joe Exotic |
Hates That Bitch Carole Baskin |
| Joe Namath |
Brady Bunch Cameo |
| Joe Perry |
Guitarist |
| Joe Piscopo |
Comedian? |
| Joe Turkel |
Actor |
| Joel Grey |
Actor |
| Joey Butafuoco |
Loser |
| Joey Heatherton |
Actress, Sex Symbol |
| John Amos |
No, not Stamos |
| John Astin |
Gomez |
| John Boehner |
Crying Politician |
| John Byner |
Comedian, Actor, Impressionist |
| John Carpenter |
They DIE too John |
| John Cleese |
Something Completely Different |
| John Cullum |
Actor |
| John Goodman |
Fat Actor |
| John Hinckley |
Assassin Wannabe |
| John Irving |
Author |
| John Kerry |
War Hero? |
| John Malkovich |
Creepy Actor |
| John McEnroe |
Cry Baby |
| John McVie |
A Fleetwood Macer |
| John Mellencamp |
Jack and Diane |
| John Travolta |
Actor |
| John Walker Lindh |
Traitor |
| John Williams |
(De)Composer , Conductor and Pianist |
| Johnny Bench |
Cincinnati Catcher |
| Johnny Depp |
Six foot Depp |
| Johnny Gilbert |
Jeopardy Announcer |
| Johnny Manziel |
What a Waste |
| Johnny Mathis |
Chances are….. |
| Johnny Rotten |
Sex Pistols |
| Jon Stewart |
Tended Bar At City Gardens |
| Jonathan Rhys Meyers |
Actor |
| Joni Mitchell |
Singer |
| Jorge Garcia |
LOST Actor |
| Joseph Lieberman |
Little Mensch |
| Joy Behar |
Talk about a misnomer |
| Joyce Bulifant |
Actress |
| Joyce Randolph |
Actress |
| Juan Carlos 1 |
Former King of Spain |
TR>
Judd Hirsch |
Taxi Driving Actor |
| Judi Dench |
Die Another Day |
| Judy Blume |
Are You There God….. |
| Judy Sheindlin |
Judge Judy |
| Julia Roberts |
Annoying Broad |
| Julian Assange |
WikiFreak |
| Julie Andrews |
Actress |
| Julie Newmar |
9th Life and Counting |
| Julius Erving |
Dr. J Needs a Doctor? |
| June Lockhart |
Actress |
| June Squibb |
Sheldon's MeeMaw |
| Justin Bieber |
Maybe He'll Get Fever |
| Kamala Harris |
Vice Prez |
| Kanye West |
Rapper |
| Kareem Abdul Jabbar |
Basketball |
| Karen Allen |
Actress |
| Karl Rove |
Not the world's nicest guy |
| Kat Von D |
Not Sandra Bullock's Friend |
| Kate Gosselin |
A Train Wreck |
| Kate Middleton |
Princess |
| Kate Moss |
Chickee Pooh |
| Katherine Jackson |
Got The Little Jacksons |
| Kathleen Turner |
Actress |
| Katie Holmes |
Mrs. Tom Cruise |
| Katt Williams |
Comedian |
| Keanu Reeves |
Half of Bill and Ted |
| Keith Olbermann |
TV Talk Host |
| Keith Richards |
Rock & Roll Pharmacist |
| Kelly Osbourne |
Ozzy's Little Princess (of Darkness) |
| Kellyanne Conway |
Crazy Lady |
| Kelsey Grammer |
Fraiser Crane |
| Kevin Federline |
Tapped Britney Spears |
| Kevin Smith |
Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mall Rats |
| Kevin Spacey |
Spoiler Alert - Keyser Soze |
| Kim Jong Un |
Rodman's Pal |
| Kim Kardashian |
Some Skank |
| Kim Novak |
Actress |
| Kim Richards |
Actress |
| Kirstie Alley |
Actress? |
| Kris Kristofferson |
Singer |
| Kristen Stewart |
Twilight Chick |
| Lady Gaga |
Hermaphrodite? |
| Lamar Odom |
Hope He Wore a Sleeve |
| Lance Armstrong |
Tour De Putz |
| Lara Flynn Boyle |
Actress |
| Larry "The Cable Guy" |
Larry "The Cable Guy" |
| Larry Nassar |
Predator |
| Latrell Sprewell |
Punched Coach |
| Laura Ingraham |
Radio Talker |
| Leann Rimes |
Country Singer |
| Lee Grant |
Actress |
| Lee Majors |
Six Million Dollar Man |
| Lee Meriwether |
Actress (A Catwoman) |
| Leif Garrett |
Teen Heart Throb |
| Leonardo DiCaprio |
Actor? |
| Leontyne Price |
Opera Singer |
| Liam Neeson |
Actor |
| Lil Wayne |
Rapper |
| Lily Tomlin |
One Ringy Dingy |
| Lily Allen |
Singer, Talk Show Host |
| Linda Hunt |
Small Actress |
| Linda Lavin |
Alice |
| Linda Ronstadt |
That'll Be The Day |
| Lindsay Lohan |
Skank |
| Lindsey Graham |
Some Cracker |
| Lionel Richie |
Singer |
| Lisa Lampanelli |
Comedian |
| Lisa Whelchel |
Blair Underwood |
| Liz Sheridan |
Actress |
| Liza Minnelli |
Friend of Sinatra |
| Lloyd Kaufman |
Troma Studios |
| Lola Falana |
She Was A Showgirl |
| Loretta Swit |
Hot Lips |
| Lou Dobbs |
TV, Radio and Print Pundit |
| Lou Ferrigno |
What? Huh? I'm getting angry! |
| Lou Holtz |
Six Team, Six Bowls |
| Louis C.K. |
"Rubbed" out? |
| Louis Farrakhan |
Racist |
| Louis Gossett Jr. |
Actor |
| Louise Lasser |
Mary Hartman X 2 |
| Luke Halpin |
Actor-Flipper |
| Macaulay Culkin |
Kid Actor, Has Been |
| M Emmet Walsh |
Actor |
| Madonna |
Madonna |
| Maggie Smith |
Actress |
| Magic Johnson |
Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson |
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
Iranian prick |
| Mahmoud al-Zahar |
Hamas Founder |
| Mamie Van Doren |
Actress, Sex Symbol |
| Manny Pacquiao |
Boxer |
| Marco Rubio |
Politician |
| Maria Shriver |
Gives it up for Arnold |
| Mariah Carey |
Pop Diva |
| Marianne Faithfull |
Singer |
| Mariette Hartley |
Actress |
| Marilyn Horne |
Opera Singer |
| Marilyn Manson |
Singer |
| Marion "Suge" Knight |
Rapper |
| Marion Ross |
Mrs. C |
| Mark David Chapman |
Shooter |
| Mark Gastineau |
NFL-Scab |
| Mark McGrath |
Sugar Ray, Extra |
| Mark Sanford |
Missing Governor |
| Mark Zuckerberg |
BookFace |
| Marla Gibbs |
Florence |
| Martha Stewart |
Why indeed! |
| Martin Mull |
Comedian |
| Martin Sheen |
Actor |
| Martina Navratilova |
Tennis Gal |
| Mary Kate Olsen |
Half an Annoying Set |
| Matt Gaetz |
Congressman, Not Designated Driver |
| Matt Groening |
The Simpsons |
| Matt Lauer |
Button, button, whose got the button |
| Matthew Perry |
Friend of Pills |
| Mavis Staples |
Singer |
| Meghan Markle |
A Princess No More |
| Mel Brooks |
Comedian/Actor |
| Mel Gibson |
Mad Max |
| Melanie Griffith |
Actress |
| Melissa Etheridge |
Musician |
| Meryl Streep |
Actress |
| Mia Farrow |
Rosemary |
| Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino |
Pathetic |
| Michael Bloomberg |
MYC Mayor and Businessman |
| Michael C. Hall |
Actor |
| Michael Caine |
Actor |
| Michael Douglas |
Kirk's Boy |
| Michael Dukakis |
Tank Driver |
| Michael Eisner |
Somewhere, Walt Is Puking |
| Michael Gambon |
Actor |
| Michael J. Anderson |
The Man From Another Place |
| Michael J. Fox |
Actor |
| Michael Moore |
Did He Do "Super Size it?" |
| Michael Moriarty |
Actor |
| Michael Reagan |
Pundit. Son of Ronald. |
| Michael Schumacher |
Formula 1 Racer |
| Michael Vick |
ASPCA Poster Boy |
| Michael York |
A Musketeer |
| Michelle Duggar |
"A Vagina Is Not A Clown Car" |
| Michelle Phillips |
A Momma |
| Mick Fleetwood |
Musician |
| Mick Jagger |
The Stones |
| Mick Mars |
Motley Crue |
| Mickey Rourke |
Actor |
| Mike Ditka |
Iron Mike, Football Coach |
| Mike Huckabee |
Politician |
| Mike Lookinland |
Bobby Brady |
| Mike Pence |
Veep |
| Mike Stoller |
Songwriter |
| Mike Tyson |
Ear Eater |
| Mikhail Baryshnikov |
Dancer |
| Miley Cyrus |
Tweener |
| Milo Yiannopoulos |
Go figure |
| Mischa Barton |
Another Kooky Little Actress |
| Mitch McConnell |
Politician |
| Mitzi Gaynor |
Actress |
| Monica Lewinsky |
Felator |
| Montel Williams |
Talk Show Host |
| Morgan Freeman |
Actor |
| Morrisey |
Miserable Musician |
| Mr. T |
Actor - I Pity the Pool |
| Mumia Abu-Jamal |
Cop Killer, Activist, Both? |
| Nancy Grace |
An Example of What Is Wrong With Media |
| Nancy Olson |
Actress |
| Nancy Pelosi |
Former Speaker of the House |
| Nancy Sinatra |
Frank's Little Gal |
| Natalie Maines |
A Dixie Chick |
| Neal Boortz |
Radio Guy |
| Neil Diamond |
Singer |
| Neil Gorsuch |
Court guy |
| Newt Gingrich |
Former Speaker of the House |
| Nicholas Cage |
A Coppola |
| Nick Nolte |
A Very Troubled Guy |
| Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
Pathetic With Juggs |
| Nicole Richie |
Lionel's Daughter, Paris' Pal |
| Nicki Minaj |
Snappy Dresser |
| Nikki Sixx |
Rocker - Motley Crue |
| Noam Chomsky |
Anarchist |
| Norman Jewison |
Director |
| Norman Lear |
TV Producer |
| O. J. Simpson |
Murderer |
| Oliver Stone |
Director |
| Omarosa Manigault |
The Apprentice Plus |
| Oprah Winfrey |
Talk Show Host |
| Oscar de la Hoya |
In the clearing lies a boxer |
| Otis Williams |
Big Daddy |
| Owen Wilson |
Blonde Actor |
| Ozzy Osbourne |
Singer |
| Pam Grier |
Actress |
| Pamela Anderson |
Two Reasons Really |
| Paris Hilton |
Chick who's hard to see in that online video |
| Pat Boone |
Mr. Rock N' Roll |
| Pat Buchanan |
Politician |
| Pat Sajak |
Wheel of Misfortune |
| Patricia Ann Priest |
Marilyn Munster |
| Patrick Kennedy |
Another Year, Another Kennedy |
| Patrick Stewart |
Actor |
| Paul "Big Show" Wight |
Wrestler, Actor |
| Paul Dooley |
Sixteen Candles Dad |
| Paul Hogan |
G'bye Mate |
| Paul Manafort |
Political Consultant |
| Paul McCartney |
He was in some band |
| Paul Ryan |
Speaker of the House |
| Paul Shaffer |
Band Leader |
| Paul Simon |
Short Singer/Musician |
| Paula Abdul |
Singer and Dancer |
| Paula Deen |
More Butter |
| Pauly Shore |
Dumbass |
| Peggy Fleming |
Skater |
| Penn Jillette |
Teller's Pal |
| Pervez Musharraf |
Ask George W. Bush (Pakistani Leader) |
| Pete Best |
A Former Beatle (pre-Ringo) |
| Pete Davidson |
Comedian |
| Pete Doherty |
Rocker |
| Pete Rose |
Anyone Wanna Bet? |
| Pete Townshend |
The Who |
| Peter Cetera |
Singer |
| Peter Gabriel |
Musician |
| Peter Marshall |
Circle Get The Square |
| Peter Max |
Artist |
| Peter Yarrow |
Puff the Magic Funeral Director |
| Petula Clark |
Singer |
| Phil Collins |
Damn, why did Peter Gabriel leave that band. |
| Phil Donahue |
Talk Show Host |
| Phil Lesh |
The Dead |
| Phillip Baker Hall |
Actor |
| Phyllis Coates |
Lois Lane |
| Pierre Cardin |
Designer |
| Piers Morgan |
TV Talk Host |
| Piper Laurie |
Actress |
| Placido Domingo |
Opera Singer |
| Polly Holliday |
Kiss My Grits |
| Pope Francis |
The Pope |
| Prince Albert |
In a Can |
| Prince Andrew |
The Duke of York |
| Prince Charles |
Funny Looking Fella |
| Prince Harry |
The fella formerly known as…? |
| Prince William |
Little Punk |
| Princess Anne |
A Royal Pain in the…. |
| Priscilla Presley |
Former Mrs. Elvis |
| Prunella Scales |
Fawlty Towers |
| Quentin Tarantino |
Director |
| Quincy Jones |
Musician/Producer |
| R. Kelly |
Singer, Basketball, Sex Tapes, etc. |
| Rachel McAdams |
Actress |
| Rachel Ray |
Antipasto Anti-Christ |
| Rachel Zoe |
Stylist |
| Ralph Lauren |
Polo Guy |
| Ralph Macchio |
Wax Off |
| Ralph Nader |
Spoiler |
| Rand Paul |
US Senator |
| Randolph Mantooth |
Emergency! |
| Randy Bachman |
Taken Care of Business Randy? |
| Randy Jackson |
Idol Judge |
| Randy Newman |
Singer/Songwriter |
| Randy Quaid |
Actor |
| Randy Travis |
Another Country Music Train Wreck |
| Raul Castro |
Fidel's Stand-in |
| Ray Anthony |
Band Leader |
| Ray Davies |
A Kink |
| Reggie Jackson |
Baseball Player |
| Reginald Veljohnson |
Carl Winslow |
| Renee Graziano |
Mob Wife & Squealer |
| Rex Reed |
Critic |
| Ric Flair |
Pro Wrestler |
| Rich Little |
Impressionist |
| Richard Carpenter |
A Carpenter |
| Richard Chamberlain |
Actor |
| Richard Dreyfuss |
Actor |
| Richard Lewis |
Comedian |
| Richard Petty |
Former NASCAR Racer |
| Richard Roundtree |
Actor |
| Richard Simmons |
Strange Little Man |
| Richie Blackmore |
Deep Purple Is A Skin Tone Too |
| Rick Pitino |
Basketball, Sex in a Restaurant, Extortion |
| Rick Scott |
Politician |
| Rick Snyder |
Politician |
| Ricki Lake |
Former Water's Star |
| Ricky Martin |
Dyin' La Morte Loco |
| Rihanna |
Chris Brown's Throwdown |
| Ringo Starr |
Beatle |
| Rita Moreno |
Actress |
| Rob Halford |
Judas Priest Lead Man |
| Rob Kardashian |
WTF? |
| Rob Reiner |
Meathead |
| Rob Schneider |
Comedian |
| Robby Krieger |
A Door |
| Robert De Niro |
Actor |
| Robert Downey Jr. |
Smack fiend |
| Robert Duvall |
Actor |
| Robert Fuller |
Emergency! |
| Robert Klein |
Comedian |
| Robert MacNeil |
News Hour |
| Robert Redford |
Actor |
| Robert Wagner |
Actor |
| Roberta Flack |
Singer |
| Robin Quivers |
Howard's Sidekick |
| Robin Roberts |
GMA Host |
| Robin Trower |
Rock Great |
| Rod Blagojevich |
Nim-Rod |
| Rod Carew |
Baseball Player |
| Rod Stewart |
Tonight's The Night |
| Roger Clemons |
'Roid Noid |
| Roger Clinton |
The One that Didn't Get Oral |
| Roger Corman |
Director, Producer |
| Roger Daltrey |
Hope I Die Before I Get Old |
| Roman Polanski |
Some Like 'Em Young |
| Ron Santis |
Florida Gov |
| Ron Jeremy |
Porn Guy |
| Ron Reagan (ex-Prez' kid) |
Ronald's Boy |
| Ron White |
Blue Collar Comedy Guy |
| Ron Wood |
Stones |
| Rona Barrett |
Columnist |
| Ronald Isley |
An Isley Brother |
| Ronda Rousey |
One Tough Chick |
| Ronnie Schell |
Amazing early TV comedy face! |
| Rosalynn Carter |
Jimmy's Squeeze |
| Roseanne Barr |
Roseanne |
| Rosemary Harris |
Aunt May |
| Rosey Grier |
Football, Ministry, Singer |
| Rosie O'Donnell |
Why Why Why |
| Ruben Studdard |
Sandwich! But Celebrity? |
| Rudy Guliani |
NYC Mayor |
| RuPaul |
He, she… |
| Rupert Murdoch |
Owns lots |
| Russ Tamblyn |
Actor |
| Russell Brand |
He Kissed A Girl Who Kissed A Girl |
| Ruth Buzzi |
Actress/Comedian |
| Ruth Westheimer |
Sex Gal |
| Ryan O'Neal |
Tatum's Dad |
| Ryan Seacrest |
WTF Is That All About? |
| Sally Kirkland |
Actress |
| Sally Struthers |
Actress |
| Salma Hayek |
Actress |
| Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud |
Saudi King |
| Salman Rushdie |
Author |
| Sam Bankman-Fried |
Crypto Crook |
| Sam Brownback |
Politician |
| Sam Donaldson |
News Guy |
| Sam Elliot |
Actor |
| Sam Moore |
Singer |
| Sam Waterston |
Actor |
| Sammy "The Bull" Gravano |
Snitch |
| Sammy Hagar |
The Dead Rocker |
| Sandra Day O'Connor |
Justice |
| Sandy Koufax |
Baseball Player |
| Sarah Huckabee Sanders |
What a job |
| Sarah Palin |
Some Alaskan |
| Scoey Mitchell |
Actor |
| Scott Hamilton |
Ice Skater |
| Scott Peterson |
What a Pud |
| Scott Walker |
Politician |
| Sean "Puffy" Combs |
Rapper, Producer |
| Sean Hannity |
Radio/TV Talker |
| Sean Lennon |
John's son |
| Sean Young |
Actress |
| Selma Blair |
Actress |
| Seth Rogen |
Actor, Comedian |
| Shannon Doherty |
Actress |
| Shaquille O'Neal |
Basketball Player |
| Sharon Osbourne |
Married Undead, Made TV Show |
| Sharon Stone |
Spread Legs Once (or more) |
| Shecky Greene |
Shecky Blue |
| Shelley Duvall |
Olive Oyl |
| Shirley Jones |
Mrs. Partridge |
| Shirley MacLaine |
Loopy |
| Sid Krofft |
Other Half Of Marty |
| Simon Cowell |
American Idol Judge |
| Sinbad |
Comedian |
| Sirhan Sirhan |
Que Sirhan Sirhan |
| Slash |
Guns N Roses dude |
| Sly Stone |
Die To The Music |
| Smokey Robinson |
Vocalist |
| Snoop Dogg |
Rapper |
| Sonny Rollins |
Saxophonist |
| Sophia Loren |
Actress |
| Star Jones |
Chick from The View |
| Stephen Baldwin |
A Baldwin |
| Stephen Collins |
Actor |
| Stephen Glover |
Steve-o from "jackass" |
| Stephen King |
Why Indeed |
| Stephen Stills |
It's Getting To The Point…. |
| Steve Bannon |
WTF? |
| Steve Martin |
Comedian |
| Steve Perry |
We Hate Journey |
| Steven Seagal |
Tubby Karate Guy |
| Steven Spielberg |
Director |
| Steven Tyler |
Singer |
| Stevie Nicks |
Beefy Singer |
| Stevie Wonder |
Sir Duke |
| Sting |
Former Member of the Police |
| Stockard Channing |
Actress |
| Stone Cold Steve Austin |
Wrestler |
| Sue Johanson |
Some Images You Just Can't Forget |
| Susan Dey |
Actress |
| Susan Saint James |
& Wife |
| Susan Sarandon |
Actress |
| Suzanne Somers |
Hottie |
| Sylvester Stallone |
Gonna Fly Now? |
| Tanya Tucker |
Singer |
| Tara Reid |
Sharknado! |
| Tatum O'Neal |
Actress |
| Taylor Swift |
Pop Singer |
| Ted Cruz |
Politician |
| Ted Koppel |
News Guy |
| Ted Nugent |
Rocker & Hunter |
| Ted Turner |
Media Magnate |
| Tekashi 6ix9ine |
Crazy Rapper |
| Teresa Heinz Kerry |
Looney Broad |
| Teri Garr |
Actress |
| Terrell Owens |
Guy With Some Issues |
| Terry Bradshaw |
Football Guy |
| Terry Moore |
Actress |
| The Amazing Kreskin |
Amazing |
| The Dalai Lama |
Guy in Robe |
| Thomas Dolby |
Inventor/Musician |
| Tiger Woods |
Golfer |
| Tila Tequila |
Skank |
| Tim Curry |
Actor |
| Tim Reid |
Venus Flytrap |
| Tim Robbins |
Actor |
| Timothy Hutton |
Has Been |
| Tina Louise |
Ginger |
| Tipper Gore |
Tubby Gal Who Doesn't like Certain Music |
| Tippi Hedren |
Actress - The Birds |
| Tobey McGuire |
One Trick Pony |
| Toby Keith |
Singer |
| Todd Bridges |
Differ'nt Tokes |
| Tom Arnold |
Who Knows |
| Tom Baker |
Actor |
| Tom Brokaw |
News Reader |
| Tom Cruise |
Actor |
| Tom DeLay |
Congressman |
| Tom Green |
Comedian |
| Tom Jones |
Singer |
| Tom Lehrer |
Singer, Songwriter |
| Tom Selleck |
Actor |
| Tom Sizemore |
Actor With Some Issues |
| Tom Smothers |
A Smothers Brother |
| Tommy Chong |
Comedian |
| Tommy Hilfiger |
Teen Clothier |
| Tommy Lee |
Musician |
| Tommy Lee Jones |
Actor |
| Toni Tennille |
Singer |
| Tony Blair |
Some Brit |
| Tony Danza |
Actor |
| Tony Iommi |
Musician |
| Tori Spelling |
Aaron's Girl |
| Tracy Morgan |
Actor |
| Tracy Ullman |
A Real Character…Actress |
| Travis Barker |
Rapper |
| Travis Scott |
Rapper |
| Tucker Carlson |
Political Commentator |
| Tuesday Weld |
Actress |
| Tyra Banks |
Yes, Just Another Pretty Face |
| Ursula Andress |
Actress |
| Val Kilmer |
He's Your Huckleberry |
| Valerie Simpson |
Ashford's Gal |
| Van Morrison |
Singer |
| Vanessa Redgrave |
Actress |
| Vera Miles |
Actress |
| Veronica Hamel |
Hill Street BLues |
| Vince McMahon |
WWF, WWE |
| Vince Neil |
Down With The Crue |
| Vincent D'Onofrio |
Actor |
| Vincent Pastore |
Big Pussy |
| Vladimir Putin |
Russian Politician |
| Volodymyr Zelenskyy |
Ukranian Leader |
| Wallace Shawn |
What a face!!! |
| Walter Koenig |
Star Trek |
| Warren Buffet |
Mega Investor & Money Guy |
| Wavy Gravy |
Hippie |
| Wayne Knight |
Newman! |
| Wayne Newton |
Mr. Las Vegas |
| Weird Al Yankovic |
Musician |
| Wendy Williams |
Talk Show Host |
| Wesley Snipes |
Actor |
| Whitey Herzog |
Baseball Manager |
| Whoopi Goldberg |
Comedian |
| Wilko Johnson |
Musician and Actor |
| Will Hutchins |
Sugarfoot |
| Willem DaFoe |
Actor |
| William "Refrigerator" Perry |
Big Dude |
| William Barr |
Trumps Former AG |
| William Daniels |
Actor |
| William Shatner |
Kirk |
| Willie Mays |
Say Hey |
| Willie Nelson |
Singer |
| Wink Martindale |
Game Show Host |
| Winona Ryder |
Thief |
| Wolf Blitzer |
News Anchor |
| Wolfgang Puck |
Chef |
| Woody Allen |
Director/Writer/Dick |
| Woody Harrelson |
Actor - Hemp Guy |
| Wynonna Judd |
A Judd |
| Xaviera Hollander |
Happy Hooker |
| Yanni |
New Age Musician |
| Yasmine Bleeth |
Baywatch Life Guard |
| Yeardly Smith |
Lisa Simpson |
| Yoko Ono |
Leach |
| Zac Efron |
Actor |
| Zamfir |
Pan Flutist |