The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2019 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!Worms Gotta Eat Bob Dole Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas Chuck Yeager Rosalynn Carter Betty Lynn Hugh Downs Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bill Cosby Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Beverly Cleary David Crosby	"B" Gone With You Barbara Eden Barbara Feldon Bashar al Assad Bernie Fine ------------ Betty Lynn Beverly Cleary Billie Jean King Bob Barker ***Not A Celebrity*** Bob Eubanks Bob Newhart Bud Selig	#DeathSentence Christopher Plummer Michael J. Fox Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Jim Lovell James Tolkan Joe Arpaio Jimmy Carter Pete Davidson Caroll Spinney (5) Tom Brokaw Bob Barker Willie Nelson
#Reaper's Digest 2019 Pope Benedict XVI Tim Conway (1) Larry Storch Mel Brooks Angela Lansbury Hugh Downs Vera Lynn Robert Mugabe (1) Henry Kissinger Betty White Carl Reiner Bob Newhart Olivia de Havilland	(Formaldehyde Riders) Bob Barker Abdullah The Butcher Robert Blake Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Don Shula Vera Lynn ***Not A Celebrity*** Chris Watts Ayman al-Zawahiri Gordon Lightfoot	45 or Bust Donald Trump Queen Elizabeth II Jimmy Carter Sandra Day O'Connor Betty White Kirk Douglas Bob Barker Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Angela Lansbury Henry Kissinger Bob Dole John Paul Stevens (1)
Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars Kirk Douglas Carol Channing (1) Hugh Downs Doris Day (1) Henry Kissinger Dick Van Dyke Prince Philip Bob Newhart Mel Brooks Jimmy Carter Carl Reiner Queen Elizabeth II Olivia de Havilland	Abracadaver Tim Conway (1) Katherine Jackson Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn Javier Perez de Cuellar IM Pei (1) Herman Wouk (1) Sumner Redstone Kirk Douglas Arte Johnson (4) Robert Mugabe (1) Lee Iacocca (1) Bart Starr (1)	Adam West Memorial Choir Val Kilmer Burt Ward John Astin Joan Collins Glynis Johns Julie Newmar Lee Meriwether Barbara Rush Jill St. John Lyle Waggoner Michael Caine Tommy Lee Jones Jim Carrey
Adios Amigos Michael York Bob Dole Elvis Costello Bob Barker Olivia Newton-John John Paul Stevens (1) Prince Philip Carl Reiner Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk (1) Doris Day (1) Hosni Mubarak Olivia de Havilland	All Aboard Those Going Below IM Pei (1) Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Tim Conway (1) Olivia de Havilland Marge Champion Norman Lloyd Orson Bean Herman Wouk (1) Loretta Lynn Glynis Johns Hugh Downs ***Not A Celebrity***	And Then There Was One. . . Otis Williams Barry Gibb Don Everly Brian Wilson Bill Medley Michelle Phillips Cher Tina Turner Dean Torrence Sam Moore Richard Carpenter Valerie Simpson Carl Palmer
Annie's Oakley's XVII - XVII Again! Tanya Tucker Kenny Rogers Randy Travis Loretta Lynn Charley Pride Sumner Redstone Kirk Douglas Gene Hackman Nichelle Nichols Doris Day (1) Jimmy Carter Hosni Mubarak Prince Philip	Another One Bites The Dust IM Pei (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Beverly Cleary Prince Philip Betty White John Paul Stevens (1) Bob Dole Bob Barker Norman Lloyd Chuck Yeager Cloris Leachman Jimmy Carter	Architects Deathwish 2019 Jimmy Carter Brigitte Bardot Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Tina Louise Olivia de Havilland IM Pei (1) Dick Van Dyke Kirk Douglas Yoko Ono Katherine Jackson Heather Locklear Queen Elizabeth II
At Least One Rocker a Year Bites the Dust Bob Dylan Keith Richards Mick Jagger Bill Wyman Jerry Lee Lewis Chubby Checker Little Richard Brian Wilson Cat Stevens Willie Nelson Pete Townsend David Crosby Dennis DeYoung	At Room Temperature Ruth Bader Ginsburg June Lockhart Kirk Douglas Tim Conway (1) Jimmy Carter Regis Philbin Liza Minnelli Pierre Cardin Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Jack Nicholson Larry Storch Doris Day (1)	Beat The Odds Kirk Douglas Terry Jones Bob Barker Iris Apfel Jimmy Carter Bill Cosby Valerie Harper (1) Carl Reiner Doris Day (1) Larry Storch Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk (1)
Begone! Olivia de Havilland Glynis Johns Carol Channing (1) Doris Day (1) Tony Bennett Jan Michael Vincent (5) Helen Reddy Larry Storch Norman Lloyd Beverly Cleary Eva Marie Saint Nichelle Nichols Carl Reiner	Bow Your Head Bill Cosby Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Valerie Harper (1) Bob Barker Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bob Dole Prince Philip Hugh Downs Bernie Madoff Vera Lynn Carol Channing (1) Beverly Cleary	Bring Out Y'er Dead Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Vera Lynn Michael Schumacher Gerard Depardieu Olivia Newton-John Heather Locklear R. Kelly Justin Bieber Clive James (1) David Attenborough Val Kilmer Charlie Sheen
Copeland's Canabalistic Cemetery Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Beverly Cleary Pope Benedict XVI Bob Barker Bob Dole Carl Reiner Jimmy Carter Little Richard Wilford Brimley Ozzy Osbourne Tommy Lasorda Ron Jeremy	Dawson's Deathwatchers Kirk Douglas Carol Channing (1) Bob Barker Jimmy Carter Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip Ed Asner Carl Reiner John Madden Michael J. Fox Alan Alda Tony Bennett Clint Eastwood	DD's Death List Demi Lovato Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Bob Barker Bob Dole Olivia Newton-John Tom Brokaw Lil Wayne Tim Conway (1) Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Barbara Walters Beverly Cleary Olivia de Havilland
Dead For No Reason Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Carol Channing (1) Kirk Douglas Cloris Leachman Doris Day (1) Rhonda Fleming Vera Lynn Marge Champion ***Not A Celebrity*** Carl Reiner Gloria Henry ***Not A Celebrity***	Dead Like Me! Tim Curry Burt Bacharach Joni Mitchell Kirk Douglas Tim Conway (1) Ed Asner Doc Severinsen Val Kilmer Chuck Yeager Lee Iacocca (1) Franco Zeffirelli (4) Hugh Downs Tommy Chong	Dead Pool Ghoul Kirk Douglas Loretta Lynn Betty White David Soul Meatloaf Bob Dole Tim Conway (1) Prince Philip Michael Caine Joni Mitchell Bob Newhart Larry King Little Richard
Dead Right Psychic Bob Dole Herman Wouk (1) Norman Lloyd Kirk Douglas IM Pei (1) Vera Lynn Prince Philip ***Not A Celebrity*** Betty White Bob Barker Tim Conway (1) Hugh Downs Beverly Cleary	DeadBeat Dwayne Kirk Douglas Cloris Leachman Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk (1) Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Ethel Kennedy Doris Day (1) Norman Lear Carol Channing (1) Robert Evans (5) Burt Bacharach	Deadicated To The One I Love Roger Corman Valerie Harper (1) Tommy Chong Mavis Staples Montel Williams Demi Lovato Bart Starr (1) Corey Feldman Shecky Greene Pete Davidson Linda Ronstadt Whoopi Goldberg Dick Dale (5)
Deadly Duo Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Valerie Harper (1) IM Pei (1) Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Vera Lynn Bob Barker Larry Storch Bob Dole Hugh Downs Ruth Bader Ginsburg Herman Wouk (1)	Death Becomes Her IM Pei (1) Rod Carew William Daniels Tommy Chong Lee Iacocca (1) Eddie Van Halen Sammy Hagar Angela Lansbury Carl Reiner William Shatner Chuck Yeager Andy Dick Aaron Carter	Death March Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn IM Pei (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Diana Serra Cary ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Carol Channing (1) Bob Dole
Death Solves So Many Problems Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Carl Reiner Hugh Downs Norman Lloyd Bob Dole Bill Macy (1) Tina Turner Vera Lynn Tommy Lasorda Henry Kissinger Loretta Lynn Norman Lear	Death To All Tim Conway (1) Bob Barker Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Joanne Woodward IM Pei (1) Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Beverly Cleary Herman Wouk (1) Barbara Walters Clive James (1)	Deathpool Jeff Norman Lloyd Pope Benedict XVI Joanne Woodward Tina Turner Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk (1) Bob Dole Robert Mugabe (1) Bart Starr (1) Valerie Harper (1) Olivia Newton-John Tim Conway (1)
Die Die My Darling Gloria Henry Jimmy Carter Shannon Doherty Kirk Douglas Bob Barker Gladys Knight Roy Horn Olivia de Havilland Doris Day (1) Prince Philip Olivia Newton-John Valerie Harper (1) Carol Channing (1)	Dr. Evil Carl Reiner Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary Sidney Poitier Carol Channing (1) Doris Day (1) Henry Kissinger Norman Lloyd Hugh Downs Bob Dole Loretta Lynn Charles Osgood	Dumpster Fire Sandy Koufax Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Mel Brooks Jimmy Carter Clint Eastwood Johnny Depp Charlie Sheen Courtney Love Donald Trump Val Kilmer Bill Cosby Pete Davidson
Dust2Dust Valerie Harper (1) Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Gloria Henry Bob Barker Bob Dole Tim Conway (1) Katherine Jackson Wilford Brimley Carol Channing (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Bob Newhart	Et Tu Corpus Prince Philip Bob Dole Ruth Bader Ginsburg Larry King G. Gordon Liddy Herman Wouk (1) Barbara Walters Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Bill Macy (1) Sumner Redstone Hugh Downs John Paul Stevens (1)	Eternity Tours Norman Lloyd Bob Dole Carol Channing (1) Henry Kissinger Carl Reiner Tim Conway (1) Bill Macy (1) Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas Little Richard Prince Philip Tony Bennett
Everlasting Lifelessness Rosalynn Carter Katherine Jackson Tim Conway (1) Bob Dole Little Richard Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Pope Benedict XVI Herman Wouk (1) Robert Mugabe (1) Prince Philip Bart Starr (1) Kirk Douglas Ernest Angley	Exoendo Zuzubar for SUPREME COURT! Beverly Cleary Herman Wouk (1) IM Pei (1) Norman Lloyd Diana Serra Cary Javier Perez de Cuellar Marge Champion Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18) Ernest Angley George Shultz Al Jaffee Kirk Douglas Ron Wood	ExplodingSquid Betty White Tim Curry Kevin Spacey Prince Philip Mel Brooks Kirk Douglas Willie Nelson Keith Richards Lloyd Kaufman Angela Lansbury David Attenborough Michael Schumacher Vera Lynn
Extinguished Rhonda Fleming Joyce Randolph Lee Iacocca (1) Kaye Ballard (4) Mel Brooks Peter Marshall Queen Elizabeth II Tony Bennett Sidney Poitier William Daniels Max Von Sydow John Astin Mikhail Gorbachev	Forme Al D'Hyde Miley Cyrus Bill Cosby Jared Fogle Larry Nassar Bernie Madoff Justin Bieber Betty White Matt Lauer Keith Richards Bob Dole Peter Falk (Died 6/23/11) Vera Lynn Huey Lewis	Free Spirits Buzz Aldrin Jimmy Carter Willie Nelson Olivia Newton-John Bob Dole Ruth Bader Ginsburg Prince Philip Carol Channing (1) Kirk Douglas Doris Day (1) Betty White Bob Newhart Olivia de Havilland
From Here to Eternity Harry Belafonte June Lockhart Don Murray Honor Blackman Jimmy Carter Willie Nelson Henry Kissinger Joni Mitchell Shecky Greene Bob Newhart Joyce Randolph Barbara Walters George Shultz	Future Wormfood 2019 Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Artie Lange Tommy Chong Jimmy Carter Ruth Bader Ginsburg Herman Wouk (1) Betty White Ed Asner Carol Channing (1) Beverly Cleary Norman Lloyd	Geritol Gangsters Beverly Cleary Diana Serra Cary George Shultz Herman Wouk (1) Hugh Downs IM Pei (1) Javier Perez de Cuellar John Paul Stevens (1) Kirk Douglas Marge Champion Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn
Ghouls Rush In Jerry Lee Lewis Prince Philip Pete Davidson John Travolta Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter John Madden Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Bart Starr (1) Roy Horn Desmond Tutu Kevin Spacey	Glupo Celebrity Zombija Bob Barker Olivia Newton-John Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Carol Channing (1) Pete Davidson Hal Holbrook Jim Kelly Pope Francis Vera Lynn Bill Cosby Chris Mortensen Jimmy Carter	Gone With The Worms Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Gavin Macleod Doris Day (1) Jimmy Carter Larry Storch Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bob Barker Beverly Cleary Carol Channing (1) Bob Dole June Lockhart
Good Looking Corpses Jack Nicholson IM Pei (1) Henry Kissinger Prince Philip Bob Barker Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Hal Holbrook Kirk Douglas Doris Day (1) Angela Lansbury Tim Conway (1) David Crosby	Grabberlime Marge Champion Burt Bacharach Doris Day (1) Christopher Plummer Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk (1) Quincy Jones Vera Lynn Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Gordon Lightfoot Eva Marie Saint Jake "The Snake" Roberts	Graveyard Smashers Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Doris Day (1) Beverly Cleary Carl Reiner Tommy Chong Willie Mays Ethel Kennedy Betty White Bob Dole Carol Channing (1) Bob Barker IM Pei (1)
Grim Bullette' Prince Philip Herman Wouk (1) Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Chuck Yeager Bob Newhart Hugh Downs Vera Miles Vera Lynn Betty Lynn Barbara Rush Jane Withers Kirk Douglas	Grim McGraw Ed Asner Robert Redford Dick Van Dyke Mel Stottlemyre (3) Loretta Lynn Diana Serra Cary Eva Marie Saint Chuck Yeager Olivia de Havilland Tim Conway (1) Barry Manilow Olivia Newton-John Ruth Bader Ginsburg	Grim Reaper's Waiting Room Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary Ruth Bader Ginsburg Carl Reiner Bob Barker Mel Brooks Angela Lansbury Olivia Newton-John Vera Lynn Jimmy Carter Bob Dole Regis Philbin
Grim Reaptress On Grim Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen Angela Lansbury Prince Philip Cher Madonna Bobcat Goldthwait Vanessa Redgrave Bill Cosby Kevin Spacey Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner Olivia Newton-John George Soros	Groovy Ghoulies Prince Philip Tim Conway (1) Beverly Cleary Bob Dole Angela Lansbury Betty Lynn Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Olivia Newton-John Ruth Westheimer Dick Van Dyke	Gump's Death Squad T. Boone Pickens (5) Artie Lange Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Betty White Beverly Cleary Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter Tom Brokaw Bob Barker John Paul Stevens (1)
Here Comes the Reaper Queen Elizabeth II Jimmy Carter Betty White Don Imus (5) Ed Ames Ed Asner Jane Withers Peter Marshall Mel Brooks Tony Bennett Ethel Kennedy Beverly Cleary Honor Blackman	Here Today Gone Tomorrow Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Beverly Cleary Bob Barker Hugh Downs Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Bob Dole IM Pei (1) John Paul Stevens (1) Carl Reiner Larry Storch	Homeward Bound Kirk Douglas Jimmy Carter Toni Morrison (5) Carol Channing (1) Desmond Tutu Ethel Kennedy Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Willie Mays Tom Brokaw Whitey Ford Bob Barker Herman Wouk (1)
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Olivia Newton-John Prince Philip Jimmy Carter William Shatner Kirk Douglas John Madden Valerie Harper (1) Bob Barker Liza Minnelli Kevin Spacey Bob Dole Willard Scott Keith Richards	If He Dies, He Dies Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary David Prowse Herman Wouk (1) Bob Dole IM Pei (1) Vera Lynn Yoko Ono Artie Lange Bob Barker Jimmy Carter Jacques Chirac (3)	It Is An Ex-Parrot Herman Wouk (1) Michael Douglas Henry Kissinger Doris Day (1) Prince Philip Kirk Douglas IM Pei (1) Bob Dole Rhonda Fleming Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Carol Channing (1) Glynis Johns
It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas Olivia Newton-John Elton John Henry Kissinger Desmond Tutu John Paul Stevens (1) Fred Willard George Shultz Carl Reiner Prince Philip Betty White Jimmy Carter	It's My List. It's a Good List Cloris Leachman Hugh Downs Ozzy Osbourne Bill Cosby Willie Mays Jimmy Carter Yoko Ono Billy Joel Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip John Williams Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas	It's Time To Sleep Kirk Douglas Dick Van Dyke Peter Marshall Doris Day (1) Hugh Downs Olivia de Havilland Gloria Henry Valerie Harper (1) Harry Belafonte Bob Dole George Maharis Sidney Poitier Larry Storch
Jersey Ice Kirk Douglas Chris Mortensen Olivia de Havilland Henry Kissinger Bob Dole Doris Day (1) Norman Lloyd IM Pei (1) Carl Reiner Harry Belafonte Tim Conway (1) Tommy Lasorda Shecky Greene	Joanne's Flatliners Demi Lovato Tim Conway (1) Bob Dole Tina Turner Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Carol Channing (1) Jimmy Carter Heather Locklear Donald Trump Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn	Just Dropping Like Flies Doris Day (1) Herman Wouk (1) Ed Asner Billy Connolly Pierre Cardin Hal Holbrook Joan Lunden Dick Van Dyke Yoko Ono Shannon Doherty Betty White IM Pei (1) Tommy Chong
Just Go Already Jim Bakker Pat Robertson Henry Kissinger Prince Philip Robert Mugabe (1) Donald Rumsfeld Dick Cheney George Shultz King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz (Died 1/23/15) Rudy Guliani John "Sonny" Franzese Sr. Woody Allen Bill Cosby	Just Kill Me Now Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Rosey Grier Katherine Jackson Clive James (1) Terry Jones Sacheen Littlefeather Joseph Lowery Javier Perez de Cuellar Vanessa Redgrave Gale Sayers Don Shula Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18) Stella Stevens	KeyMaster Alan Alda Woody Allen Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas IM Pei (1) Jimmy Carter Robert Mugabe (1) George Shultz Carol Channing (1) Hugh Downs Ross Perot (5) Mikhail Gorbachev Bob Newhart
KILLJOY Kevin Spacey Johnny Depp Bryan Singer Ian McKellan Justin Bieber Lindsay Lohan Corey Feldman Olivia Newton-John Charlie Sheen Heather Locklear Steven Spielberg Demi Lovato David Attenborough	Knocking on Heaven's Door Memorial (Dave Heller) Sean Connery Joan Kennedy Norman Lloyd Betty White Harry Belafonte Charlie Sheen Little Richard Valerie Harper (1) Tim Conway (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Ray Liotta Gene Hackman Bill Clinton	Lady Grim Reaper Tina Turner Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary Prince Philip Morton Sobell (Died 12/26/18) Jacques Chirac (3) Pope Benedict XVI Clive James (1) Joanne Woodward Bob Dole Olivia Newton-John Norman Lloyd
Lifeless Joe Jackson Norman Lloyd Charles Osgood Marge Champion Olivia de Havilland Bill Macy (1) Jane Powell Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn Tina Louise Ronnie Schell Dawn Wells Joey Heatherton Betty White	Loki Pope Benedict XVI Vera Lynn Ted Turner Herman Wouk (1) Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Mark Gastineau F. Lee Bailey Eva Marie Saint David Koch (5) ***Not A Celebrity*** Sumner Redstone	Making America Grave Again Bob Dole Jimmy Carter William "Refrigerator" Perry Ruth Bader Ginsburg Olivia de Havilland Dick Cheney Ralph Lauren William Shatner Mel Brooks Pierre Cardin Joe Namath John Madden Mike Ditka
Martha Pearl Herman Wouk (1) Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Lou Brock Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Olivia Newton-John Pope Benedict XVI Prince Philip Katherine Jackson Robert Mugabe (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Tim Conway (1)	Metsie 62 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Doris Day (1) June Lockhart Olivia Newton-John Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Whitey Ford Pete Davidson Olivia de Havilland Ethel Kennedy Willie Mays	Morbid Moe Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Ed Asner Kirk Douglas Bart Starr (1) Vera Lynn Prince Philip Joyce Randolph Henry Kissinger Norman Lloyd Hugh Downs Carol Channing (1) Tommy Lasorda
Morgue to Follow Stephen Stills Hal Holbrook Norman Lear Prince Philip Hugh Downs Bob Barker Beverly Cleary Pete Davidson Jimmy Carter Bob Dole Richard Simmons Larry Storch Glynis Johns	Morguenolia Blossom Lee Vera Miles Joyce Bulifant Peter Marshall Kaye Ballard (4) Conrad Janis ***Not A Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Buzz Aldrin Linda Ronstadt	Mort Prognosticus IV Henry Kissinger Bart Starr (1) Joni Mitchell Bob Dole Bill Clinton Kirk Douglas Pat Robertson Jerry Lee Lewis Barbara Walters John Madden Hank Aaron Rush Limbaugh Diana Ross
Newton's Prognostications Prince Philip Carol Channing (1) Kirk Douglas Betty White Jimmy Carter Angela Lansbury Pete Davidson Peter Tork (5) Alan Alda Ruth Bader Ginsburg Demi Lovato Bill Cosby Willie Mays	No Particular Reason Lamar Odom Chevy Chase David Dinkins Robert Wagner Sandra Day O'Connor Dabney Coleman Henry Kissinger Carole Cook Bob Dole George Wendt Buzz Aldrin Norman Lear Doris Day (1)	Not Dead Yet Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Beverly Cleary Bob Dole Larry Storch Olivia Newton-John Chuck Yeager Mel Stottlemyre (3) Doris Day (1) Bob Barker Herman Wouk (1) Rosalynn Carter
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Pope Benedict XVI Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas ***Not A Celebrity*** Tekashi 6ix9ine Beverly Cleary John Paul Stevens (1) Bob Barker Prince Philip Bob Dole Barbara Walters Vera Lynn Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)	Old And Crusty Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Whitey Ford William "Refrigerator" Perry Doris Day (1) Vera Lynn Bob Barker Ric Flair Carol Channing (1) Beverly Cleary Carl Reiner	Oldest Celebrities 96-104 Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk (1) Beverly Cleary Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn IM Pei (1) Marge Champion John Paul Stevens (1) George Shultz Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Carl Reiner
Oldies But Goodies Al Jaffee Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Carol Channing (1) George Shultz Herman Wouk (1) Hugh Downs IM Pei (1) John Paul Stevens (1) Kirk Douglas Marge Champion Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland	On The Right Side Of The Grass Tim Conway (1) Hugh Downs Henry Kissinger Sinead O'Connor Ruth Bader Ginsburg Lee Iacocca (1) IM Pei (1) Dick Van Dyke Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Al Jaffee ------------ Valerie Harper (1)	One DeadBeat Off Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Prince Philip Olivia Newton-John Bob Barker Bart Starr (1) Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg ***Not A Celebrity*** Doris Day (1) Joanne Woodward George Shultz Donald Trump
Out To Meet Their Maker Bob Barker Doris Day (1) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Lee Iacocca (1) John Paul Stevens (1) Jimmy Carter Prince Philip Vin Scully Pope Benedict XVI Chuck Yeager Ethel Kennedy Beth Chapman (Smith) (1)	Par For The Corpse Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Eva Marie Saint Mamie Van Doren Queen Elizabeth II Randolph Mantooth Woody Allen Artie Lange ***Not A Celebrity*** Rob Kardashian Bernie Sanders Tracy Morgan James Brolin	Pat's Plotted Picks Julie Newmar Kirk Douglas "Superstar" Billy Graham Larry Storch Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn ***Not A Celebrity*** Bobby Hull Valerie Harper (1) Stuart Whitman Barbara Rush Tony Bennett Doris Day (1)
Paul Berrer Prunella Scales Joseph Lowery Bart Starr (1) Norman Lloyd Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Herman Wouk (1) Kirk Douglas James Randi Tim Conway (1) Bob Barker Franco Zeffirelli (4) Pierre Cardin Leslie Phillips	Peacefully In Her Sleep Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Gene Hackman Ethel Kennedy Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Sean Connery Bob Dole Robert Wagner Val Kilmer Doris Day (1) Vera Lynn	Pearly Gates Willie Mays Cloris Leachman Larry Storch Helen Reddy Bob Dole Connie Stevens Regis Philbin Hal Holbrook Herman Wouk (1) Tim Curry Estelle Parsons Nichelle Nichols Barbara Walters
Pickled Popularity Jean Kasem Louis C.K. Harvey Weinstien Kevin Spacey Matt Lauer Al Franken Jared Fogle Bill Cosby Stephen Collins Charlie Rose Robert Wagner Robert Blake O. J. Simpson	Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Pope Benedict XVI Tim Conway (1) Rip Torn (5) Ron Jeremy Teri Garr Tim Curry Loretta Lynn Kirk Douglas Sumner Redstone Bob Dole Artie Lange Regis Philbin Larry Storch	Political Graveyard Walter Mondale Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger Hosni Mubarak Queen Elizabeth II Kim Jong Un Bob Dole Mikhail Gorbachev Prince Philip Raul Castro Donald Trump Dick Cheney Robert Mugabe (1)
Sambonia2323 Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine (Died 7/8/12) Doris Day (1) Jimmy Carter John Astin Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip Bob Newhart Joseph Lowery Michael J. Fox Loretta Lynn Hugh Downs Mel Brooks	Save Me A Place In Hell Doris Day (1) Keith Richards Bob Dole Jerry Stiller Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Cloris Leachman Brian Dennehy Dominic Chianese Christopher Lloyd Larry King Joe Perry John Paul Stevens (1)	SickPuppy_NOLA Bob Barker Hugh Downs Kirk Douglas Little Richard Dick Van Dyke Loretta Lynn Terry Jones Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Carol Channing (1) James Randi Joyce Randolph Doris Day (1)
Sleeping With The Fishes Joni Mitchell Herman Wouk (1) Robert Conrad Kirk Douglas Clint Eastwood Cloris Leachman Betty White Bob Dole Bob Barker Willie Nelson Olivia Newton-John Tina Turner Prince Philip	Snug With The Slugs Carol Channing (1) Keith Richards Larry Storch Jimmy Carter John Madden William Shatner Ennio Morricone Kirk Douglas Henry Kissinger Alan Greenspan Ed Asner Harry Belafonte ***Not A Celebrity***	Stiff Competition Louie Anderson John Astin Ginger Baker (4) Bob Barker Wilford Brimley Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Wavy Gravy Valerie Harper (1) Hal Holbrook Bob McGrath Reginald Veljohnson Betty White
Stiffy! Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Beverly Cleary Herman Wouk (1) Bob Dole Doris Day (1) Norman Lloyd Jimmy Carter Carol Channing (1) Vera Lynn Valerie Harper (1) IM Pei (1)	Styx & Headstones Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Randy Travis Teri Garr Liza Minnelli Jack Nicholson Doris Day (1) Beverly Cleary Olivia Newton-John Vera Lynn	Team Dirt Beverly Cleary Clive James (1) David Prowse Gaston Glock Hosni Mubarak Jimmy Carter John Szeles Kirk Douglas Little Richard Olivia Newton-John Prince Philip Robert Mugabe (1) ***Not A Celebrity***
Terminated Yoko Ono Bob Dole Beverly Cleary David Prowse Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland IM Pei (1) Vera Lynn Dickey Betts ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Lloyd ***Not A Celebrity*** Prince Philip	The "Ex" File Bill Macy (1) Bob Barker Bob Dole Herman Wouk (1) Jimmy Carter John Paul Stevens (1) Kirk Douglas Norman Lear Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Olivia Newton-John Ruth Bader Ginsburg Valerie Harper (1)	The Angels Are Waiting For You Hosni Mubarak Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland IM Pei (1) Norman Lear Pierre Cardin Phil Spector Al Jaffee Alan Greenspan Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mikhail Gorbachev Beverly Cleary Norman Lloyd
The Boney Finger of Indignation Bob Newhart Jimmy Carter Tony Bennett Little Richard Kirk Douglas William Shatner Johnny Depp Carl Reiner Michael Douglas Bob Dole Doris Day (1) Clint Eastwood Dick Cheney	The Dirty Death List Shannon Doherty Carol Channing (1) Kirk Douglas Burt Bacharach Yoko Ono Olivia de Havilland Queen Elizabeth II John Travolta Sly Stone Regis Philbin Bill Cosby Vera Lynn ------------	The Duck Of Death Harry Belafonte Jimmy Carter Bill Cosby Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Valerie Harper (1) Bernie Madoff Harvey Weinstien Bob Newhart IM Pei (1) Vin Scully Dick Van Dyke Herman Wouk (1)
The Final Curtain Avery Brooks Ruth Bader Ginsburg Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter Bob Dole Max Wright (5) Larry Storch Bob Barker Beverly Cleary Al Jaffee Norman Lear Henry Kissinger John Paul Stevens (1)	The Gatekeeper Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Valerie Harper (1) Prince Philip Bob Barker Lamar Odom Beverly Cleary Lil Wayne Bob Dole Henry Kissinger Ron Wood Pope Benedict XVI	The Goodbye Girls Janis Paige Leontyne Price Estelle Parsons Lee Grant Vera Miles Glynis Johns Eva Marie Saint Carol Channing (1) Jaye P. Morgan Abby Dalton Prunella Scales June Lockhart Jane Withers
The Last Muerto Gigante Clive James (1) Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Valerie Harper (1) Honor Blackman Herman Wouk (1) Henry Kissinger Vera Lynn Doris Day (1) IM Pei (1) Jerry Lee Lewis	The Permanent Siesta Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger Prince Philip Barbara Walters Bob Dole Kenny Rogers Kirk Douglas Willard Scott Doris Day (1) Norman Lloyd Ruth Bader Ginsburg Carol Channing (1) Chuck Yeager	The Road Death Traveled Beverly Cleary Dick Van Dyke William Shatner Aaron Carter Loretta Lynn Prince Philip Artie Lange Chevy Chase Don Rickles (Died 4/6/17) Tommy Chong Kirk Douglas Yoko Ono ------------
The Thundering Heard Norman Lloyd Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Jimmy Carter Herman Wouk (1) Bob Dole Vera Lynn Hugh Downs Marge Champion Beverly Cleary Rosalynn Carter Carol Channing (1) Prince Philip	They Won't Die Bob Dole Tommy Lasorda Buzz Aldrin Betty White Little Richard Norman Lloyd Eva Marie Saint Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland ***Not A Celebrity*** Bart Starr (1) Beverly Cleary Hugh Downs	Time Waits For No Man Jimmy Carter Beverly Cleary Artie Lange Herman Wouk (1) Chuck Yeager Betty White Doris Day (1) Olivia de Havilland Hugh Downs Kirk Douglas Norman Lear Joe Namath Larry King
To B Or Not To B Barbara Eden Berry Gordy Betty Lynn Betty White Beverly Cleary Bill Macy (1) Bob Barker Bob Dole Bob Dylan Bob Newhart Bob Uecker Burt Bacharach Buzz Aldrin	Toe Tag You're It Bob Dole Doris Day (1) Kirk Douglas Bob Newhart Ruth Bader Ginsburg Marion Ross Bob Barker Tommy Lasorda IM Pei (1) Bob Eubanks Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger Bob Uecker	Tombstone Shoppers IM Pei (1) Joy Behar Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Bob Barker Bob Dole Jimmy Carter David Soul Henry Kissinger Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip Ruth Bader Ginsburg Norman Lloyd
Top Of The Reap Ginger Baker (4) Kirk Douglas Carol Channing (1) Herman Wouk (1) Olivia de Havilland Sean Connery Phyllis Coates Larry Storch Bob Barker Luke Halpin Arte Johnson (4) IM Pei (1) Michael Constantine	Valar Morghulis Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bart Starr (1) Bob Dole Bob Newhart Olivia Newton-John Chris Mortensen Max Von Sydow Ed Asner Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Herman Wouk (1) Robert Mugabe (1) Bob Barker Sumner Redstone	Voluptuous Vultures Andre Previn (5) Ali Khamenei Prince Philip Beverly Cleary Mel Stottlemyre (3) Herman Wouk (1) Joanne Woodward Sumner Redstone Carol Channing (1) Bob Barker Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas
We Can Seat You Now James Lipton Pat Carroll Gloria Vanderbilt (4) Angie Dickinson Tim Conway (1) Herman Wouk (1) Norman Lloyd Arlene Dahl Stephen Sondheim Pierre Cardin Gene Shalit Ed Ames ***Not A Celebrity***	We Hope That These People Die! Louis Farrakhan David Prowse Bernie Madoff Hosni Mubarak Dick Cheney F. Lee Bailey Robert Mugabe (1) Robert Durst Jacques Chirac (3) Bill Cosby Donald Sterling Jerry Sandusky Robert Blake	Where Ya Dead People At? John Astin Olivia Newton-John Desmond Tutu Norman Lloyd Doris Day (1) Herman Wouk (1) Barbara Walters Olivia de Havilland Tim Conway (1) Beth Chapman (Smith) (1) Joyce Randolph Beverly Cleary Helen Reddy
Where's My Damn List? Wayne Knight Billie Hayes Naomi Judd Shannon Doherty Mikhail Gorbachev Gene Hackman Mickey Gilley Ted Turner Pope Benedict XVI Bob Barker Valerie Harper (1) Hugh Downs John Paul Stevens (1)	Wrong Side Of Da Grass Sumner Redstone Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (5) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Herman Wouk (1) Prince Philip Hal Holbrook Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Hugh Downs Artie Lange Bob Dole Tim Conway (1) Larry Storch	X-ray Executioners Kirk Douglas Henry Kissinger Bob Barker Bob Dole Herman Wouk (1) Doris Day (1) Betty White Tommy Lasorda Valerie Harper (1) Dick Van Dyke Prince Philip Hugh Downs Carl Reiner
Year Of The Living Dead Norman Lear Gene Shalit Doc Severinsen Kirk Douglas Mel Brooks Hugh Downs Pierre Cardin Gloria Vanderbilt (4) Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Marion Ross Carl Reiner Vera Lynn	You're Dead To Me!! Bob Barker Billy Dee Williams Yoko Ono Larry Storch Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Little Richard Ed Asner Prince Philip Doris Day (1) Bob Dole Carol Channing (1) Vera Lynn	Zombie Dance Party Sidney Poitier Arlene Dahl Cicely Tyson Donald Sterling Jackie Mason Jane Withers IM Pei (1) Garrett Morris Nancy Olson ***Not A Celebrity*** Lee Grant Wilford Brimley Betty White
	Zombie Squad All Stars Bart Starr (1) William "Refrigerator" Perry Mike Ditka "Superstar" Billy Graham "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan Ric Flair Abdullah The Butcher Jackie Stallone Donald Sterling Whitey Herzog Whitey Ford Tommy Lasorda Rod Carew

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