JACK SHELDON (12/27/2019)
Trumpeter, Singer, Actor. Age 88.
"I hope they decide to report on me favorably, otherwise I may die."
DON IMUS (12/27/2019)
Radio Personality. Age 79.
Imus in the mourning.
JUNIOR JOHNSON (12/20/2019)
NASCAR driver and owner. Age 88.
Man this guy musta gotten teased in grade school...
DANNY AIELLO (12/12/2019)
Actor. Age 86.
Member: The Cemetery Club.
MARIE FREDRIKSSON (12/9/2019)
Singer. Age 61.
Fading Like a Flower.
RENE AUBERJONOIS (12/8/2019)
Actor. Age 79.
Somewhere a Trekkie weeps.
CAROLL SPINNEY (12/8/2019)
Puppeteer (Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch). Age 85.
This bird has flown.
CLIVE JAMES (11/24/2019)
Writer. Age 80.
Glued in the box
ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI (10/27/2019)
Terrorist. Age 48.
Who's your Baghdadi now?
JOHN CONYERS (10/27/2019)
Congressman. Age 90.
Gone Conyers.
ROBERT EVANS (10/26/2019)
Film Producer. Age 89.
Anagram: Absent Rover.
BILL MACY (10/17/2019)
Actor. Age 97.
It's no wonder. No one shops retail anymore.
RIP TAYLOR (10/6/2019)
Comedian. Age 84.
To hell with your Big Bang Theory Sheldon, this dude was Sheldon the Sea Genie!
Look it up.
GINGER BAKER (10/6/2019)
Musician. Age 80.
He's been waiting so long, to be where he's going.
DIAHANN CARROLL (10/4/2019)
Actress. Age 84.
Forget No Strings, no pulse.
JACQUES CHIRAC (9/26/2019)
Former French President. Age 86.
This dude's underwater adventures were simply unparalleled.
BARRON HILTON (9/19/2019)
Business Magnate. Age 91.
Checked out.
COKIE ROBERTS (9/17/2019)
Journalist. Age 75.
Odd nickname. Then again, she was quite popular in the '80s.
RIC OCASEK (9/15/2019)
Musician. Age 75.
You might think I'm crazy, but all I am is dead.
EDDIE MONEY (9/13/2019)
Musician. Age 70.
There's one ticket left...
T. BOONE PICKENS (9/11/2019)
Businessman. Age 95.
Ran out of energy.
ROBERT MUGABE (9/6/2019)
Former Leader of Zimbabwe. Age 91.
The dead basket of Africa.
VALERIE HARPER (8/30/2019)
Actress. Age 80.
Rhodakill.
DAVID KOCH (8/23/2019)
Businessman, Political Activist. Age 79.
David croak.
PETER FONDA (8/16/2019)
Actor. Age 79.
Easy R.I.Per.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN (8/10/2019)
Sex Offender. Age 66.
So young.
TONI MORRISON (8/5/2019)
Author. Age 88.
Boney Morrison.
RUTGER HAUER (7/19/2019)
Actor. Age 75.
Time to die.
DAVID HEDISON (7/18/2019)
Actor. Age 92.
Swatted.
JOHN PAUL STEVENS (7/16/2019)
Supreme Court Justice. Age 99.
Case Dismissed.
RIP TORN (7/9/2019)
Actor. Age 88.
R.I.P Torn.
ROSS PEROT (7/9/2019)
Businessman, Third Party Candidate. Age 89.
Moss Perot.
ARTE JOHNSON (7/3/2019)
Comedian, Actor. Age 90.
Verrrry interesting...
LEE IACOCCA (7/2/2019)
Businessman. Age 94.
He gave us the minivan. Gee, thanks Lee.
BETH CHAPMAN (6/26/2019)
Bounty Hunter. Age 51.
Fifty-one seems so young but it's 357 in Dog years.
MAX WRIGHT (6/26/2019)
Actor. Age 75.
Alien Lawn Food.
JUDITH KRANTZ (6/22/2019)
Author. Age 91.
Till We Meet Again...
GLORIA VANDERBILT (6/17/2019)
Socialite, Jean Lady. Age 95.
Her bottoms were purportedly the tops. Now her top is definitely at the bottom...of a six foot hole.
FRANCO ZEFFIRELLI (6/15/2019)
Producer, Director. Age 96.
Uh-oh spaghettio.
DOCTOR JOHN (6/6/2019)
Musician. Age 77.
Right Place, Wrong Time.
BART STARR (5/26/2019)
Football Player. Age 85.
A Starr is mourned.
CLAUS VON BULOW (5/25/2019)
Socialite. Age 92.
Reversal of fortune.
HERMAN WOUK (5/17/2019)
Author. Age 103.
A Hole in Texas (actually in Palm Springs).
I.M. PEI (5/16/2019)
Architect. Age 102.
UR Dead.
TIM CONWAY (5/14/2019)
Comedian. Age 85.
Some comedians are so amazing they transcend the genre.
Tim should be thankful he had an opportunity to work with Harvey Korman AND Don Knotts.
DORIS DAY (5/13/2019)
Actress. Age 97.
The future's clearly not hers to see.
PEGGY LIPTON (5/11/2019)
Actress. Age 72.
The sod squad.
PETER MAYHEW (4/30/2019)
Actor, Chewy. Age 74.
This time the Empire really struck back.
KEN KERCHEVAL (4/21/2019)
Actor. Age 83.
Ironically, Ken's final role is in a film titled Surviving in L.A.
GEORGIA ENGEL (4/12/2019)
Actress. Age 70.
Ms. Engel did not consult with physicians due to religious beliefs.
How'd that work out?
CHARLES VAN DOREN (4/9/2019)
Quiz show cheat. Age 93.
Well, he's certainly in the isolation booth now.
DICK DALE (3/16/2019)
Surf Guitar Master. Age 81.
Mr. Eliminated.
LUKE PERRY (3/4/2019)
Actor. Age 52.
Luke Perish.
ANDRE PREVIN (2/28/2019)
Composer/Arranger. Age 89.
Although he was a giant in his field, he never truly mastered the half nelson or the body slam.
KATHERINE HELMOND (2/23/2019)
Actress. Age 89.
Jessica Late.
PETER TORK (2/21/2019)
A Monkee. Age 77.
HEAD(stone).
KARL LAGERFELD (2/19/2019)
Fashion Designer. Age 85.
We're not sure about "feld," but we sure do like lager.
LYDON LAROUCHE (2/12/2019)
Political Activist. Age 96.
His movements had been quite irregular for some time now.
JAN MICHAEL VINCENT (2/10/2019)
Actor. Age 73.
Sans Michael Vincent
ALBERT FINNEY (2/7/2019)
Actor. Age 82.
Guess the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come was a little less accommodating this time.
KAYE BALLARD (1/21/2019)
Actress. Age 93.
She was the first person to record "Fly me to the Moon?" That's gotta count for something.
CAROL CHANNING (1/15/2019)
Actress. Age 97.
...You don't look well, Dolly.
MEL STOTTLEMYRE (1/13/2019)
Baseball Player and Coach. Age 77.
Life threw him a curve ball.
BOB EINSTEIN (1/2/2019)
Comedian, Super Dave Osborne. Age 76.
DARYL DRAGON (1/2/2019)
Musician, The Captain. Age 76.
Slain.