The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
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THE 2017 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!=Life George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland June Foray (1) Pope Benedict XVI Billy Graham Jean Kennedy Smith Jimmy Carter Queen Elizabeth II IM Pei John Paul Stevens Chuck Yeager Valerie Harper	#2017 Reaper's Digest Glen Campbell (1) Emperor Akihito Stephen Hawking Ruth Bader Ginsburg Sean Connery Vera Lynn Ken Kercheval Yoko Ono Bob Dole Stephen Sondheim John Cleese Queen Elizabeth II Bernie Sanders	#DeathSentence Christopher Plummer Michael J. Fox George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Burt Reynolds James Tolkan Bobby Doerr (1) Jimmy Carter Stephen Hawking Caroll Spinney Tom Brokaw Bob Barker Willie Nelson
(Formaldehyde Riders) Bob Barker George Bush Sr. Abdullah The Butcher Robert Blake Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas David Rockefeller (1) Rose Marie (1) Billy Graham Don Rickles (1) Don Shula Wilford Brimley	***2017 Wish List*** Charles Koch David Koch Mitch McConnell Dick Cheney Newt Gingrich Paul Ryan Grover Norquist Scott Walker Sam Brownback Rick Snyder Rick Scott Mike Pence Donald Trump	88+ John Paul Stevens George Shultz Hugh Downs Al Jaffee Prince Philip Lee Iacocca Shelley Berman (4) Mike Connors (1) Kaye Ballard Dick Van Dyke Chuck Berry (1) Joyce Randolph Herman Wouk
A Queen, 2 Presidents, & Other Decent People Queen Elizabeth II George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Dorothy Mengering (4) Betty White Charlotte Rae Peter Marshall Jane Withers Mel Brooks Tony Bennett Martin Landau (4) Rose Marie (1) Ethel Kennedy	Abe Vigoda Memorial All-Stars Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Joseph Wapner (1) Carol Channing Hugh Downs Monty Hall (1) Doris Day Stan Lee Henry Kissinger Chuck Berry (1) Dick Van Dyke George Bush Sr. Queen Elizabeth II	Adios Amigos Della Reese (1) Desmond Tutu Val Kilmer John Paul Stevens Joni Mitchell George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore (1) Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Jimmy Carter IM Pei
All Aboard Those Going Below Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Marge Champion Norman Lloyd Irwin Corey (1) Herman Wouk Ruth Westheimer Robert Guillaume (4) Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis (1)	Am I Dead Yet? Vol. 2 Lee Grant Bob Barker John Gavin Jim Nabors (1) Ethel Kennedy Jackie Mason George Chakaris Robert Guillaume (4) Glen Campbell (1) Estelle Parsons Vera Miles Mel Stottlemyre Joseph Campanella	And Then There Was One. . . Otis Williams Barry Gibb Don Everly Brian Wilson Bill Medley Michelle Phillips Cher Tina Turner Dean Torrence Sam Moore Richard Carpenter Valerie Simpson ***Not A Celebrity***
And They All Fall Down Kirk Douglas Glen Campbell (1) Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Bob Barker Stan Lee Mel Tillis (3) Jerry Lewis (1) David Rockefeller (1) Lamar Odom Sidney Poitier Bob Dole Hugh Hefner (1)	Annie's Oakley's XV - Your XV Minutes Are Up Burt Reynolds Hosni Mubarak Billy Graham John Irving Glen Campbell (1) Jerry Lee Lewis Jerry Lewis (1) Meatloaf Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip ------------------ Kirk Douglas Sumner Redstone	Architects Deathwish 2017 Don Rickles (1) Hugh Hefner (1) Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Mary Tyler Moore (1) Olivia de Havilland Queen Elizabeth II Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Mary Kate Olsen Katherine Jackson George Bush Sr. Dick Van Dyke
Ashes To Ashes ------------------ Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Carol Channing Charlotte Rae Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland IM Pei Walter Mondale Norman Lear Angela Lansbury Joe Jackson (Dad) Conrad Janis	Beat The Odds Kirk Douglas Bill Daily Bob Barker Rose Marie (1) Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Jerry Lewis (1) Carl Reiner Doris Day Larry Storch Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk	Bow Your Head Kirk Douglas Jerry Lewis (1) George Bush Sr. Burt Reynolds Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Glen Campbell (1) Billy Graham Valerie Harper Shannon Doherty Lamar Odom Herman Wouk Val Kilmer
Bring Out Y'er Dead Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Vera Lynn O. J. Simpson Kirk Douglas Clive James Joni Mitchell David Attenborough Shannon Doherty Tim Curry Michael Schumacher Mary Tyler Moore (1) Keith Richards	Caskets All The Way Down Irwin Corey (1) David Rockefeller (1) Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn IM Pei June Foray (1) Tommy Chong Valerie Harper Shelley Duvall Michael J. Anderson	Celebrity Fertilizer Shannon Doherty Kirk Douglas Jimmy Carter Cher Valerie Harper Jan Michael Vincent Carol Channing David Rockefeller (1) Bob Barker Jackie Stallone Olivia de Havilland Don Rickles (1) Jerry Lewis (1)
Charlie Black's 2017 List Gina Lollobrigida ***Not A Celebrity*** Harry Belafonte Sidney Poitier Adam West (3) Pope Benedict XVI Joe Jackson (Dad) Dick Van Dyke Stephen Hawking Vera Lynn Queen Elizabeth II Billy Graham Clint Walker	Children Of The Roaring 20s Carl Reiner Don Rickles (1) Gloria Vanderbilt Henry Kissinger Jerry Lewis (1) Larry Storch Marty Allen Prince Philip Stan Lee Vic Damone Norman Lear Chuck Barris (4) Bob Dole	Christie's Casket Celebs Donald Trump Olivia de Havilland Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Jerry Lewis (1) Ruth Westheimer Bill Cosby George Bush Sr. Carol Burnett Pete Rose Ruth Bader Ginsburg Tina Turner Joanne Woodward
Copeland's Cannibalistic Corpses Hugh Hefner (1) Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Beverly Cleary Stan Lee Tommy Chong Yoko Ono Lamar Odom Pope Benedict XVI Kim Jong Un Stephen Hawking Little Richard Bill Cosby	David's Deathly Dozen Burton Cummings David Clayton Thomas Jerry Lee Lewis Glen Campbell (1) Bobbie Gentry Michelle Phillips Brian Wilson David Crosby Willie Nelson Joni Mitchell Robbie Krieger Dionne Warwick Little Richard	Dawson 5 Deathwatchers Mary Tyler Moore (1) Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. David Rockefeller (1) Billy Graham Carol Channing Bob Barker Jimmy Carter Jerry Lewis (1) Queen Elizabeth II Ed Asner Glen Campbell (1) Prince Philip
Dead For No Reason Irwin Corey (1) Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Eva Marie Saint Nanette Fabray Marty Allen Carol Channing Jerry Lewis (1) Sean Connery Doris Day Don Rickles (1) Cloris Leachman	Dead Like Me! Tim Curry Don Rickles (1) Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Jerry Lewis (1) Ed Asner Doc Severinsen Joseph Wapner (1) Mel Tillis (3) Lee Iacocca Franco Zeffirelli Hugh Downs Chuck Yeager	Dead Pool Ghoul Don Rickles (1) Sidney Poitier Kirk Douglas June Foray (1) Olivia de Havilland Joseph Wapner (1) Della Reese (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Mary Tyler Moore (1) Val Kilmer Billy Graham Ron Jeremy
Dead Right Psychic Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham David Rockefeller (1) Vera Lynn Irwin Corey (1) Norman Lloyd Stephen Hawking Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Glen Campbell (1) Bob Dole Prince Philip IM Pei	Dead Weeping Angels Betty White John Hurt (4) Tommy Chong Frankie Muniz Jim Kelly Dick Van Dyke Joan Lunden John McVie Norman Lloyd Chuck Yeager Billy Graham Doris Day Joe Perry	Deadly Duo Hugh Hefner (1) Kirk Douglas Jimmy Carter Morgan Freeman Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Bob Barker Willie Nelson Val Kilmer Tom Brokaw Tommy Chong Valerie Harper Prince Philip
Death Solves So Many Problems Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Clint Walker Carl Reiner Hugh Downs Prince Philip Bill Macy Norman Lloyd Bob Dole Jerry Lewis (1)	Death To All Kirk Douglas Joanne Woodward Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham IM Pei Norman Lloyd June Foray (1) Vera Lynn Valerie Harper David Rockefeller (1) Hugh Hefner (1) Glen Campbell (1) Mary Tyler Moore (1)	Deathpool Jeff Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Glen Campbell (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey (1) Joanne Woodward Mel Stottlemyre Jerry Lewis (1) Valerie Harper David Rockefeller (1) Jimmy Carter Herman Wouk Bobby Doerr (1)
Die Die My Darling Gloria Henry Rose Marie (1) Shannon Doherty Kirk Douglas Don Rickles (1) Glen Campbell (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Donald Trump Barbara Hale (3) Valerie Harper Billy Graham	Die you Gravy Sucking Pigs Kirk Douglas Glen Campbell (1) Elton John Mel Stottlemyre Bill Cosby William "Refrigerator" Perry Steven Tyler Jimmy Carter Harry Reid Bobby Knight George Bush Sr. Bill Russell Hillary Clinton	Dr. Evil Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta (1) George Bush Sr. Carol Channing Doris Day Mel Stottlemyre Norman Lloyd Hugh Downs Bob Dole Nanette Fabray Charles Osgood
Dust2Dust Glen Campbell (1) George Bush Sr. Val Kilmer Gloria Henry Charlotte Rae Bob Dole Billy Graham Stanley Donen Mary Tyler Moore (1) Carol Channing Burt Reynolds John Hurt (4) Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)	Enough Is Enough Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Stan Lee Bob Dole Jimmy Carter O. J. Simpson Jake LaMotta (1) Glen Campbell (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Bob Barker Fats Domino (1) Doris Day Aretha Franklin	Et Tu Corpus Liam Neeson George Bush Sr. Bill Macy Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Val Kilmer Sumner Redstone Valerie Harper Glen Campbell (1) Herman Wouk Joseph Wapner (1) Joanne Woodward Tom Brokaw
Eternity Tours Norman Lloyd Jimmy Carter Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Billy Graham Glen Campbell (1) Irwin Corey (1) Mary Tyler Moore (1) Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Tim Curry Shannon Doherty Tony Bennett	Everlasting Lifelessness George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey (1) Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Shannon Doherty Billy Graham Pope Benedict XVI Don Rickles (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Prince Philip Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Mary Tyler Moore (1) Ernest Angley	Exoendo Zuzubar Make Dying Great Again Beverly Cleary David Rockefeller (1) Irwin Corey (1) Herman Wouk IM Pei Norman Lloyd Diana Serra Cary Bobby Doerr (1) Javier Perez de Cuellar Dina Merrill (3) Marge Champion Glen Campbell (1) Jerry Maren
Food For Worms IM Pei Vera Lynn Bobby Doerr (1) Jerry Maren Fats Domino (1) Lyndon LaRouche Linda Ronstadt James Earl Jones Bob Dole Della Reese (1) Jim Nabors (1) ------------------ ------------------	Free Spirits Olivia de Havilland Glen Campbell (1) Hillary Clinton George Bush Sr. Henry Kissinger Doris Day Don Rickles (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Monty Hall (1) Joseph Wapner (1) Stephen Hawking Keith Richards	From Here to Eternity Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) June Lockhart Don Murray Honor Blackman George Bush Sr. Tommy Chong Jonathan Demme (5) Joni Mitchell Joseph Wapner (1) Barbara Hale (3) Joyce Randolph Dorothy Malone Helmut Kohl (5)
Future Wormfood 2017 Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Monty Hall (1) Bart Starr Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Betty White Ed Asner Carol Channing David Rockefeller (1) Norman Lloyd	Geaux To Hell David Rockefeller (1) George Bush Sr. Jerry Lewis (1) Olivia de Havilland Mary Tyler Moore (1) Fats Domino (1) Prince Philip Herman Wouk Carol Channing Amanda Bynes Yoko Ono Jim Nabors (1) Michael Schumacher	Geritol Gangsters Beverly Cleary Billy Graham David Rockefeller (1) Herman Wouk IM Pei Irwin Corey (1) Jake LaMotta (1) Joseph Wapner (1) June Foray (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Vera Lynn
Ghouls Rush In Jerry Lee Lewis Chuck Berry (1) Barbara Bush Billy Graham Prince Philip Kim Richards Queen Elizabeth II Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter John Madden Kirk Douglas Doris Day Jerry Lewis (1)	Glupo Celebrity Zombija Bob Barker David Rockefeller (1) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Monty Hall (1) Hal Holbrook George Bush Sr. Jerry Lewis (1) Vera Lynn Nanette Fabray Chris Mortensen Glen Campbell (1)	Gone With The Worms Mike Connors (1) Robert Clary Chuck Yeager Carl Reiner Billy Graham Pierre Cardin Doris Day ------------------ ------------------ Norman Lloyd Eva Marie Saint Glen Campbell (1) June Lockhart
Good Looking Corpses George Bush Sr. IM Pei Jim Nabors (1) Prince Philip Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Dick Cheney Chuck Berry (1) Kirk Douglas Doris Day Hugh Hefner (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Johnny Manziel	Grabberlime Marge Champion Burt Bacharach Bill Dana (3) Doris Day Marty Allen David Rockefeller (1) Christopher Plummer Rose Marie (1) Quincy Jones Richard Anderson (5) Olivia de Havilland Shelley Berman (4) Herman Wouk	Graveyard Smashers Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Hugh Hefner (1) Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Carl Reiner Tommy Chong Valerie Harper Ethel Kennedy Betty White Don Rickles (1) Carol Channing Bob Barker IM Pei
Grim McGraw Ed Asner Robert Redford Little Richard Rod Carew Scott Hamilton Diana Serra Cary Eva Marie Saint Chuck Yeager Olivia de Havilland Jerry Maren Rose Marie (1) Don Rickles (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg	Grim Reaptress On Grim Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Bill Cosby Prince Philip Angela Lansbury Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner Piers Morgan Madonna William Daniels Anthony Hopkins Joe Biden	Groovy Ghoulies Prince Philip Glen Campbell (1) Beverly Cleary Bob Dole Shannon Doherty Jim Nabors (1) Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Billy Graham Joe Jackson (Dad) Dick Van Dyke
Gump's Death Squad Ronda Rousey Irwin Corey (1) George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Glen Campbell (1) Betty White Hugh Hefner (1) Burt Reynolds Beverly Cleary Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II	Here Today Gone Tomorrow Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Doris Day Jerry Lewis (1) Billy Graham Glen Campbell (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Rose Marie (1) Cloris Leachman Sidney Poitier Don Rickles (1) George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper	Hollywood Funerals Ann Blyth Carol Channing Cicely Tyson Ed Ames Eva Marie Saint Hal Holbrook Honor Blackman Joyce Randolph June Lockhart Nanette Fabray Norman Lear Piper Laurie Rose Marie (1)
Homeward Bound Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Toni Morrison Carol Channing Desmond Tutu Monty Hall (1) Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Willie Mays Tom Brokaw Whitey Ford Bob Barker Valerie Harper	Hudson Valley Death Squad Mary Tyler Moore (1) Wilford Brimley George Bush Sr. Lionel Richie Betty White Liza Minnelli Olivia de Havilland Donald Trump Bob Dole Jimmy Carter Valerie Harper Bill Cosby Jerry Lewis (1)	Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Keith Richards George Bush Sr. Hugh Hefner (1) Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Billy Graham Richard Simmons Jerry Lewis (1) Chuck Berry (1) Monty Hall (1) Glen Campbell (1) Cher Ashley Olsen
I Am Not Dead Yet Norman Lear Carl Palmer Peter Tork Tara Reid Shirley Jones Rob Kardashian Martin Sheen Alan Alda Donald Trump Betty White Ron Wood Kanye West Dolly Parton	If He Dies, He Dies Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary David Rockefeller (1) Herman Wouk Glen Campbell (1) IM Pei Vera Lynn Billy Graham Joseph Wapner (1) Tommy Lasorda Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip	It Is An Ex-Parrot ***Not A Celebrity*** Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Doris Day Billy Graham Kirk Douglas IM Pei Irwin Corey (1) Jake LaMotta (1) Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Carol Channing June Foray (1)
It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Billy Graham Elton John Henry Kissinger Stan Lee John Paul Stevens Joseph Wapner (1) Fred Willard George Shultz Carl Reiner Monty Hall (1)	It's Time To Sleep Kirk Douglas Billy Graham June Foray (1) Doris Day Rose Marie (1) Mary Tyler Moore (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Monty Hall (1) Olivia de Havilland Hugh Downs Harry Belafonte Martin Landau (4) Gloria Henry	Jackalope Ghost Sumner Redstone David Rockefeller (1) Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Mel Stottlemyre Glen Campbell (1) Billy Graham Beverly Cleary Stephen Hawking Bob Barker Charles Manson (4)
Jan The Troll Should Die Nanette Fabray Marion Ross June Lockhart Jack Nicholson Mike Connors (1) Mel Stottlemyre Larry Storch Bill Clinton O. J. Simpson Bill Russell Ethel Kennedy Prince Philip Keely Smith (5)	Jersey Ice Kirk Douglas Jerry Lewis (1) Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Irwin Corey (1) Robert Blake Richard Petty Tony Bennett Joni Mitchell Lee Iacocca Ethel Kennedy	Joanne's Flatliners Jerry Lewis (1) Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Carol Channing Glen Campbell (1) Jimmy Carter Andy Dick Donald Trump Jake LaMotta (1) David Rockefeller (1)
Just Kill Me Now Glen Campbell (1) Irwin Corey (1) Joe Jackson (Dad) Dina Merrill (3) Stan Mikita Sumner Redstone Della Reese (1) David Rockefeller (1) Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Morton Sobell Mel Stottlemyre Mel Tillis (3) Joanne Woodward	KeyMaster Alan Alda Woody Allen Irwin Corey (1) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas IM Pei Billy Graham Nanette Fabray George Shultz Carol Channing Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis (1) Ross Perot	KILLJOY David Attenborough Tim Curry Bret Michaels Ozzy Osbourne Shannon Doherty Bill Cosby O. J. Simpson Anthony Hopkins Charlie Sheen Stan Lee Cher Tom Baker Kirk Douglas
Lady Grim Reaper IM Pei Mel Stottlemyre Joanne Woodward Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Billy Graham Glen Campbell (1) Barbara Barrie Valerie Harper Sumner Redstone Norman Lloyd Irwin Corey (1) Jerry Maren Jerry Lewis (1)	Lifeless Joe Jackson Norman Lloyd Charles Osgood Nanette Fabray Marge Champion Olivia de Havilland Berry Gordy June Foray (1) Bill Macy Jane Powell Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn George Bush Sr. Billy Graham	Martha Pearl Bart Starr Bernie Madoff Billy Graham Clive James Glen Campbell (1) Hugh Hefner (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Kirk Douglas Little Richard Norman Lloyd Robert Mugabe Val Kilmer
Metsie 62 Penny Marshall Robert Osborne (5) Mary Tyler Moore (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg George Bush Sr. Doris Day Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lewis (1) Larry King Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Whitey Ford	Morbid Moe Rose Marie (1) Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta (1) Bobby Doerr (1) Billy Graham Bart Starr Irwin Corey (1) Prince Philip Henry Kissinger Norman Lloyd Clint Eastwood	Morguenolia Blossom Lee Vera Miles June Foray (1) Peter Marshall Kaye Ballard Conrad Janis Burt Bacharach Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Buzz Aldrin Joseph Wapner (1)
Mort Prognosticus O. J. Simpson Bashar al Assad Queen Elizabeth II Henry Kissinger Donald Rumsfeld Dick Cheney Clarence Thomas Barbara Walters Kirk Douglas Pat Robertson Rush Limbaugh Woody Allen Chuck Berry (1)	New Kids On the Vault 2017 . . . Jim Bakker Chuck Barris (4) Harry Belafonte Vic Damone Olivia de Havilland Shannon Doherty Kirk Douglas Nanette Fabray Billy Graham Norman Lear Jerry Lewis (1) Norman Lloyd Della Reese (1)	No Particular Reason Lamar Odom Chevy Chase David Dinkins Stan Lee Jared Fogle Dabney Coleman Henry Kissinger Jim Kelly Charles Osgood George Wendt Bill Cosby Stephen Collins Doris Day
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Clive James Valerie Harper Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. David Rockefeller (1) Joseph Wapner (1) Prince Philip Doris Day Jimmy Carter Don Rickles (1) Henry Kissinger	Old And Crusty Kirk Douglas Pierre Cardin Ozzy Osbourne Mike Connors (1) Richard Simmons George Bush Sr. Queen Elizabeth II David Crosby Whitey Ford Bobby Doerr (1) Irwin Corey (1) Billy Graham Bill Cosby	Oldest Celebrities 96-101 Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Beverly Cleary Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn June Foray (1) Billy Graham Marge Champion Joseph Wapner (1) John Paul Stevens Nanette Fabray George Shultz
On The Right Side Of The Grass Jerry Lewis (1) Hugh Downs Henry Kissinger Stan Lee Barbara Bush Lee Iacocca IM Pei Dick Van Dyke David Rockefeller (1) Don Rickles (1) Al Jaffee Kirk Douglas Valerie Harper	Otis, You Want A Treat? Glen Campbell (1) Jacques Chirac Irwin Corey (1) Billy Graham Buck Henry Clive James Larry Kramer Stan Lee Norman Lloyd David Rockefeller (1) Neil Simon Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Mel Stottlemyre	Out To Meet Their Maker David Rockefeller (1) Olivia de Havilland Pope Benedict XVI Prince Philip Pierre Cardin George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Ethel Kennedy Dorothy Mengering (4) Kirk Douglas Vin Scully Chuck Yeager Lee Iacocca
Pacific Northwest Valkyries George Bush Sr. Monty Hall (1) Stan Lee Kirk Douglas Hugh Hefner (1) Joe Jackson (Dad) Burt Reynolds Jerry Lewis (1) Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke Doris Day Angela Lansbury Carl Reiner	Par For The Corpse George Bush Sr. Kanye West Lamar Odom Kirk Douglas Stephen Hawking Randolph Mantooth ***Not A Celebrity*** Bella Thorne Rob Kardashian Larry Flynt Queen Elizabeth II Stan Lee Hugh Hefner (1)	Pat's Plotted Picks Julie Newmar Kirk Douglas "Superstar" Billy Graham Larry Storch Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn Billy Graham Bobby Hull Valerie Harper Jake LaMotta (1) Stuart Whitman Barbara Rush Tony Bennett
Paul Berrer Mel Stottlemyre Queen Elizabeth II Barbara Barrie Jake LaMotta (1) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (4) Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Bart Starr Irwin Corey (1) Norman Lloyd Jacques Chirac David Rockefeller (1) Jerry Maren	Peacefully In Her Sleep Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Gene Hackman Ethel Kennedy Billy Graham Glen Campbell (1) Mel Brooks Sean Connery Bob Dole Jake LaMotta (1) Robert Wagner	Pearly Gates Jake LaMotta (1) Cloris Leachman Larry Storch Helen Reddy June Foray (1) Stella Stevens Herman Wouk Hal Holbrook Marion "Suge" Knight Irwin Corey (1) Carol Channing Val Kilmer Barbara Walters
Pickled Popularity Regis Philbin Jean Kasem Jerry Van Dyke Burt Reynolds Carole Cook Carl Reiner Nanette Fabray Camille Cosby Norman Lear Harry Belafonte Robert Wagner Robert Blake Mel Stottlemyre	Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz (2007 OBE Champs) Valerie Harper Pope Benedict XVI Billy Graham Stephen Hawking Glen Campbell (1) Sumner Redstone Chuck Berry (1) Fats Domino (1) Queen Elizabeth II Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Della Reese (1) Hugh Hefner (1)	Political Graveyard George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger Hosni Mubarak Queen Elizabeth II ***Not A Celebrity*** Kim Jong Un Bob Dole Mikhail Gorbachev Prince Philip Raul Castro Donald Trump Dick Cheney
Potter's Fieldhockey Team Etta James (died 1/20/12) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (died 12/18/16) Lindsay Lohan Tony Bennett ***Not A Celebrity*** Abe Vigoda (died 1/26/16) Fidel Castro (died 11/25/16) Fyvush Finkel (died 8/14/2016) Don Pardo (died 8/18/2014) Britney Spears Steven Hill (died 8/23/16) Ross Perot	Preservation Society June Lockhart Norman Lloyd Penny Marshall Burt Reynolds Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Cher Rose Marie (1) David Rockefeller (1) Irwin Corey (1) Liz Smith (5) Billy Graham "Superstar" Billy Graham	Sales Of A Deathman Irwin Corey (1) Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Billy Graham Hugh Downs Lyndon LaRouche Bob Dole Bob Barker George Bush Sr. Pope Benedict XVI Pat Robertson Ron Popeil ***Not A Celebrity***
Sansdc Hugh Hefner (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Bob Barker Donald Trump Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Jerry Lewis (1) Bob Dole Carol Channing Mike Pence Valerie Harper	Shimonh Kanye West Donald Trump Dick Van Dyke Roger Moore (5) Betty White Angela Lansbury Tippi Hedren Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Luise Rainer (died 12/30/14) Norman Lloyd Eli Wallach (died 6/24/14) Olivia de Havilland	SickPuppy_NOLA Joseph Wapner (1) Hugh Downs Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke George Bush Sr. Stan Lee Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Harry Dean Stanton (4) James Randi Joyce Randolph Doris Day
Skankhunt42 Penny Marshall Irwin Corey (1) Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas David Rockefeller (1) Billy Graham Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Doris Day Clive James George Bush Sr. Mel Brooks	Sleeping With The Fishes George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Robert Conrad Kirk Douglas Della Reese (1) Val Kilmer Michael Douglas Don Rickles (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Marge Champion Hugh Hefner (1) Queen Elizabeth II Olivia de Havilland	Snug With The Slugs Carol Channing Angela Lansbury Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger Ennio Morricone Mel Brooks Carl Reiner Don Rickles (1) Rip Torn William Shatner Chuck Berry (1) Cleo Laine Kirk Douglas
Soon 2B Dead Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) David Rockefeller (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Stephen Hawking Jake LaMotta (1) Bobby Doerr (1) Tommy Chong Jimmy Carter Beverly Cleary Burt Reynolds	Stale Popcorn Vincent Pastore Gena Rowlands George Chakaris Nichelle Nichols Bill Dana (3) Olivia de Havilland Russ Tamblyn Valerie Harper Mike Connors (1) Rose Marie (1) Christopher Lloyd Marla Gibbs James Earl Jones	Stiff Competition George Bush Sr. Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Wavy Gravy Valerie Harper Stan Lee Jerry Lewis (1) Bob McGrath Regis Philbin Don Rickles (1) Rob Schneider Joseph Wapner (1) Betty White
Styx & Headstones Prince Philip Queen Elizabeth II Gary Burghoff Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Jerry Lewis (1) Vera Lynn Rose Marie (1) Penny Marshall Dick Smothers June Lockhart	Super Stiffy Kirk Douglas Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Jimmy Carter Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis (1) Prince Philip Glen Campbell (1) Herman Wouk Irwin Corey (1) David Rockefeller (1) Queen Elizabeth II	Team Dirt Beverly Cleary Burt Reynolds Clive James Gaston Glock George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Jimmy Carter Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) John Madden Joni Mitchell Marie Fredriksson Robert Mugabe John Szeles
The "Ex" File Bill Macy Billy Graham David Rockefeller (1) Herman Wouk Irwin Corey (1) Jake LaMotta (1) John Paul Stevens June Foray (1) Kirk Douglas Norman Lear Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Valerie Harper	The Angels Are Waiting For You Hosni Mubarak Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta (1) Norman Lear Pierre Cardin Phil Spector Al Jaffee Alan Greenspan Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mikhail Gorbachev Irwin Corey (1) Norman Lloyd	The Baby Crushers Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Clive James Irwin Corey (1) June Foray (1) Glen Campbell (1) Joyce Randolph Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham IM Pei Prince Philip Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1)
THE DIRTY DEATH LIST IM Pei George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Valerie Harper Chuck Berry (1) Olivia de Havilland Queen Elizabeth II John Travolta Cher Regis Philbin Bill Cosby Vera Lynn Billy Graham	The Final Curtain Avery Brooks Betty Lynn Bobby Vinton Brigitte Bardot Clifton James (5) Diana Muldaur Gary Sandy Jack Sheldon John Conyers Rance Howard (5) Ron White Tim Reid Wayne Newton	The Gatekeeper Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Vera Lynn Joe Jackson (Dad) Valerie Harper Prince Philip Glen Campbell (1) Bob Barker Lamar Odom Beverly Cleary Lil Wayne
The Grim Reaper Says! Jake LaMotta (1) George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Burt Reynolds Shannon Doherty Herman Wouk Carol Channing June Foray (1) Joan Fontaine (died 12/15/13) Olivia de Havilland Joseph Wapner (1) Billy Graham	The Permanent Siesta June Foray (1) Henry Kissinger George Bush Sr. Shannon Doherty Tom Brokaw Bob Dole Billy Graham Jerry Lewis (1) Kirk Douglas Monty Hall (1) Burt Reynolds Tommy Chong Angela Lansbury	The Shish-Ka-Robs Buck Henry Edd Byrnes Lee Meriwether Raul Castro Berry Gordy Walter Mondale Bill Clinton Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka (1) Rose Marie (1) Sandy Koufax Mike Connors (1) Willie Mays Doris Day
The Thundering Heard Norman Lloyd Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey (1) Herman Wouk June Foray (1) Vera Lynn Billy Graham Marge Champion Beverly Cleary Nanette Fabray Carol Channing Prince Philip	They Won't Die Irwin Corey (1) Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Jake LaMotta (1) Jerry Lewis (1) Jimmy Carter Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Hosni Mubarak Dick Van Dyke Monty Hall (1) Penny Marshall George Bush Sr.	Time Waits For No Man Jimmy Carter Beverly Cleary Burt Reynolds Herman Wouk ***Not A Celebrity*** Betty White George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Norman Lear Hugh Hefner (1) ***Not A Celebrity***
Tinsel Town's Toe Tags Beverly Cleary Jerry Lewis (1) George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Chuck Berry (1) Aretha Franklin Doris Day Jimmy Carter Gaston Glock Fats Domino (1) Ed Asner Olivia de Havilland	To B Or Not To B Barbara Bush Barbara Hale (3) Beverly Cleary Bill Dana (3) Bill Daily Bill Macy Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Bob Newhart Bob Uecker Burt Bacharach Buzz Aldrin	Toe Tag You're It Barbara Bush Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Irwin Corey (1) Alan Greenspan Keith Richards Willie Nelson Jerry Lewis (1) Jake LaMotta (1) Queen Elizabeth II Rose Marie (1) Don Rickles (1)
Tombstone Shoppers George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Rose Marie (1) Jake LaMotta (1) Henry Kissinger Glen Campbell (1) Monty Hall (1) Don Rickles (1) Queen Elizabeth II Bob Dole Bill Cosby	Top Of The Reap Ginger Baker Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Sean Connery David Rockefeller (1) Billy Graham Irwin Corey (1) June Foray (1) Larry Storch Rose Marie (1) ------------------	Triskadeathaphobia Michael Caine John Byner Bianca Jagger Jerry Lee Lewis Greg Allman (5) Carl Reiner Mel Brooks Adam West (3) Stan Lee Michael Moore Bob Newhart Shelley Duvall Kanye West
Voluptuous Vulture Andre Previn Ali Khamenei Jerry Maren John Szeles Mel Stottlemyre Dina Merrill (3) Joanne Woodward Sumner Redstone Carol Channing Mary Tyler Moore (1) Billy Graham Jerry Lewis (1) Kirk Douglas	Walking Dead Celebrity Zombies Valerie Harper Charlotte Rae Queen Elizabeth II Henry Kissinger Stan Lee Carl Reiner Cloris Leachman Irwin Corey (1) Norman Lloyd June Foray (1) Nanette Fabray Joseph Wapner (1) Larry King	Wayne Manor Adam West (3) Burt Ward Julie Newmar John Astin Jill St. John Joan Collins Barbara Rush Dina Merrill (3) Glynis Johns Lee Meriwether Lyle Waggoner Jerry Lewis (1) Bill Dana (3)
We Can Seat You Now Nanette Fabray Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Kaye Ballard Orson Bean Gene Shalit James Lipton Estelle Parsons Jim Nabors (1) Pat Carroll Gloria Vanderbilt Joseph Campanella Stephen Sondheim	We Hope That These People Die Louis Farrakhan Charles Manson (4) David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman (5) Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff Hosni Mubarak George Bush Sr. Dick Cheney F. Lee Bailey Hugh Hefner (1) Robert Mugabe Robert Durst	Where Ya Dead People At? John Astin ***Not A Celebrity*** Desmond Tutu Robert Blake Della Reese (1) Herman Wouk Barbara Walters Val Kilmer Earle Hyman (5) Sophia Loren Joyce Randolph Beverly Cleary Alan Arkin
Where's My Damn List? Wayne Knight Billie Hayes Naomi Judd Chuck Berry (1) Harry Dean Stanton (4) Fats Domino (1) Mickey Gilley Barbara Bush Pope Benedict XVI Monty Hall (1) Valerie Harper Hugh Downs John Paul Stevens	Wrong Side Of Da Grass David Rockefeller (1) Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Valerie Harper Herman Wouk Jake LaMotta (1) Hal Holbrook George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Joaquin Guzman Norman Lear Larry Storch	X-ray Executioners Kirk Douglas Don Rickles (1) Bob Barker Bob Dole Gallagher Doris Day Billy Graham Tommy Lasorda Valerie Harper Dick Van Dyke Hugh Hefner (1) Hugh Downs Joseph Wapner (1)
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