(and the farewell fella)
ROSE MARIE (12/28/2017)
Actress, comedian. Age 94.
She became a celebrity as a radio star in 1930. Just do the math.
DICK ENBERG (12/21/2017)
Sportscaster. Age 82.
Dick Endberg.
KEELY SMITH (12/17/2017)
Singer. Age 89.
Fever?
JIM NABORS (11/30/2017)
Actor. Age 87.
Spraw-ly!
RANCE HOWARD (11/21/2017)
Actor. Age 89.
Over 100 movies and TV shows and he still only got roles such as "Irate Farmer" and "White Haired Patient"
DAVID CASSIDY (11/21/2017)
Actor and Musician. Age 67.
DELLA REESE (11/19/2017)
Actress. Age 86.
Smell a Reese?
CHARLES MANSON (11/19/2017)
An Evil Man. Age 83.
Forty six years, ten months and six days too late.
MEL TILLIS (11/19/2017)
Singer. Age 85.
R-I-PPPPP
MALCOLM YOUNG (11/18/2017)
Musician. Age 64.
...But I've got the biggest pall of them all.
EARLE HYMAN (11/17/2017)
Actor. Age 91.
If Russell Huxtable knew what Cliff was up to all those years, he'd have died a long time ago.
BOBBY DOERR (11/13/2017)
Baseball Player. Age 99.
Bobby doner.
LIZ SMITH (11/12/2017)
Gossip Columnist. Age 94.
Time to dish some dirt.
JOHN HILLERMAN (11/9/2017)
Actor. Age 84.
It's Higgin's diggins over at the cemetary this week.
FATS DOMINO (10/24/2017)
Musician. Age 89.
I'm croaking, yes indeed.
ROBERT GUILLAUME (10/24/2017)
Actor. Age 89.
Anagram time: Uglier Able Tumor
TOM PETTY (10/2/2017)
Musician. Age 66.
You hang around a group of guys called the Heartbreakers your whole career, what do you expect?
MONTY HALL (9/30/2017)
Game Show Host. Age 96.
Should have picked door number two dude.
HUGH HEFNER (9/27/2017)
Publisher. Age 91.
Finally gone limp.
ANNE JEFFREYS (9/27/2017)
Actress. Age 94.
The ghostess with the mostest!
JAKE LAMOTTA (9/19/2017)
Boxer. Age 95.
Aging Bull.
BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN (9/17/2017)
Wrestler. Age 72.
Hey Brain, what do you want to do tonight...Brain? Brain!
HARRY DEAN STANTON (9/15/2017)
Actor. Age 91.
"The life of a repo man is always intense."
SHELLEY BERMAN (9/1/2017)
Comedian. Age 92.
Smelly Berman after a couple of weeks.
RICHARD ANDERSON (8/31/2017)
Actor. Age 91.
A posthumous Oscar....Goldman.
JERRY LEWIS (8/20/2017)
Comedian, Actor. Age 91.
We hear he's still alive in France.
DICK GREGORY (8/19/2017)
Comedian, Activist. Age 84.
Apparently sick Gregory too.
GLEN CAMPBELL (8/8/2017)
Musician. Age 81.
Like a Tombstone Cowboy.
SAM SHEPARD (7/27/2017)
Playwright, Actor. Age 73.
The Right Stiff.
JUNE FORAY (7/26/2017)
Actress, Voice Artist. Age 99.
Gee Bullwinkle, it's kinda dark in here.
BARBARA SINATRA (7/25/2017)
Model, Showgirl & Mrs. Sinatra. Age 90.
Say hello to Frank for us.
JOHN HEARD (7/21/2017)
Actor. Age 72.
GEORGE ROMERO (7/16/2017)
Filmmaker. Age 77.
Night of the not-so-living dead.
MARTIN LANDAU (7/15/2017)
Actor. Age 89.
Decomposition: Is possible.
HELMUT KOHL (6/16/2017)
German Chancellor. Age 87.
Auf Wiedersehen.
BILL DANA (6/15/2017)
Comedian. Age 92.
My name So Gray Jimenez.
ADAM WEST (6/9/2017)
Actor. Age 83.
Roger. Ready to move out.
MANUEL NORIEGA (5/29/2017)
Dictator. Age 88.
Panama whacked.
GREG ALLMAN (5/27/2017)
Musician. Age 69.
We're pretty sure he caught something slow-acting from Cher.
ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI (5/26/2017)
Diplomat, National Security Advisor. Age 89.
Deadski.
ROGER MOORE (5/23/2017)
Actor. Age 89.
Die and let live.
DINA MERRILL (5/22/2017)
Actress. Age 93.
What a Calamity.
ROGER AILES (5/18/2017)
TV excutive. Age 77.
Roger ails.
CHRIS CORNELL (5/17/2017)
Musician. Age 52.
Black hole, son.
POWERS BOOTHE (5/17/2017)
Actor. Age 68.
Philip Marlowe, Private die.
JONATHON DEMME (4/26/2017)
Director, Producer and Screenwirter. Age 73.
Something defiled.
ERIN MORAN (4/22/2017)
Actress. Age 56.
Joanie, go to your tomb.
AARON HERNANDEZ (4/19/2017)
Football Player. Age 27.
Reports seem to indicate it was a tight end.
CLIFTON JAMES (4/15/2017)
Actor. Age 96.
Nine men out now.
J. GEILS (4/11/2017)
Guitarist and Band Leader. Age 71.
His blood runs cold...
DOROTHY MENGERING (4/11/2017)
Dave's Mom. Age 95.
"Guess Mom Dies"
DON RICKLES (4/6/2017)
Comedian. Age 90.
If you thought the Mr. Warmth moniker was sarcastic before...
CHUCK BARRIS (3/21/2017)
A True Genius. Age 87.
*GONG*. "Awww, Grim Reap., why'd you do that?"
DAVID ROCKEFELLER (3/20/2017)
Rich Banker. Age 101.
Come, let's mix where Rockefeller's
Lie in pits as cold as cellars.
JIMMY BRESLIN (3/19/2017)
Journalist. Age 88.
Black and white and dead all over....
CHUCK BERRY (3/18/2017)
Musician. Age 90.
Perhaps it was the rockin' pneumonia.
ROBERT OSBORNE (3/6/2017)
TCM Host. Age 84.
War Pigs, Paranoid, Crazy Train...What a career!
Huh? Oh. Sorry. Movie Guy.
JOSEPH WAPNER (2/26/2017)
Judge. Age 97.
Case dismissed.
BILL PAXTON (2/25/2017)
Actor. Age 61.
Still Paxton.
ALAN COLMES (2/23/2017)
Radio/TV Commentator. Age 66.
Not only left of center, also south of sea level.
NORMA MCCORVEY (2/17/2017)
Jane Roe. Age 69.
Decidedly not pro-life.
SHEIKH OMAR ABDEL-RAHMAN (2/17/2017)
Terrorist. Age 78.
Le Shiekh, c'est freak(ing dead).
AL JARREAU (2/12/2017)
Singer/Musician. Age 76.
Croonblighting.
RICHARD HATCH (2/7/2017)
Actor. Age 71.
Houston, we have a problem. What? Wrong Apollo?
IRWIN COREY (2/6/2017)
"Professor." Age 102.
On sabbatical.
JOHN HURT (1/27/2017)
Actor. Age 77.
Obviously very badly hurt.
BARBARA HALE (1/26/2017)
Actress. Age 94.
Barbara pale. Barbara stale. At the end, Barbara couldn't inhale.
MIKE CONNORS (1/26/2017)
Actor. Age 91.
Man nixed.
MARY TYLER MOORE (1/25/2017)
Actress. Age 80.
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA (1/15/2017)
Wrestler. Age 73.
He was the first opponent of the Undertaker. The Undertaker won.
BUDDY GRECO (1/10/2017)
Singer. Age 90.
Cured by God.