The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
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THE 2016 O.B.E. ENTRIES

! A Acme Casket Express Donald Trump Rush Limbaugh Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner Ann Coulter Karl Rove Ted Cruz Sarah Palin Glenn Beck Sean Hannity Dick Cheney George Bush Sr. Bill O'Reilly Laura Ingraham	!!! Maggot Manufacturing Inc Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Fidel Castro (1) Hal Holbrook Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Valerie Harper Carol Channing Hosni Mubarak Glen Campbell Harper Lee (1) Fats Domino	!!!!! A Exoendo Zuzubar Experience Like NO OTHER Beverly Cleary David Rockefeller Irwin Corey Herman Wouk IM Pei Norman Lloyd Diane Serra Cary Bobby Doerr Javier Perez de Cuellar George Gaynes (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Mel Stottlemyre Jerry Maren
!=Life Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland June Foray Pope Benedict XVI Billy Graham Nancy Reagan (1) Fidel Castro (1) Jean Kennedy Smith Mohamed Ali (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Jimmy Carter	#2016 Reaper's Digest Valerie Harper Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary Fidel Castro (1) Olivia de Havilland Henry Kissinger Carol Channing Mary Tyler Moore Adam West Harry Belafonte	#Death Sentence Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Burt Reynolds James Tolkan ***Not A Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Stephen Hawking Caroll Spinney Tom Brokaw Bob Barker Fidel Castro (1)
6 Centenarians & Friends Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Beverly Cleary Olivia de Havilland Marge Champion Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Vera Lynn George Gaynes (1) June Foray Nancy Reagan (1) Joseph Wapner Alan Young (1)	88+ Alan Young (1) John Paul Stevens George Shultz Hugh Downs Al Jaffee Prince Philip Lee Iacocca Shelley Berman Mike Connors Kaye Ballard Dick Van Dyke Chuck Berry Joyce Randolph	A Queen, 2 Presidents, & Other Decent People Queen Elizabeth II George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Dorothy Mengering Betty White Joe Garagiola (1) Charlotte Rae Peter Marshall Jane Withers Harper Lee (1) Mel Brooks Tony Bennett Martin Landau
Aaaaaaa. . .DEAD! Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Kirk Douglas Rhonda Flemming Alan Young (1) Carol Channing Norman Lloyd Judith Krantz Herman Wouk Beverly Cleary Billy Graham Jacques Chirac ***Not A Celebrity***	Abe Vigoda All-Stars Abe Vigoda (1) Van Williams (4) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Joseph Wapner Carol Channing Hugh Downs Nancy Reagan (1) Monty Hall John Glenn (1) Doris Day Stan Lee	Adios Amigos Val Kilmer Jimmy Carter Joni Mitchell Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Mary Tyler Moore Valerie Harper George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Faye Dunaway John Paul Stevens Bob Dole
Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down Bill Cosby George Bush Sr. Stan Lee Christopher Lee (Died 6/7/15) Betty White Mel Brooks Angus Young Artie Lange Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Valerie Harper Kirk Douglas David Rockefeller Mark David Chapman	All Aboard Those Going Below Harry Dean Stanton David Attenborough James Noble (5) Marge Champion Steven Hill (4) Robert Guillaume Roger Corman Ruth Westheimer Tab Hunter Petula Clark Robert Blake Orson Bean Pat Summitt (5)	Am I Dead Yet? Vera Lynn Bob Barker Mother Angelica (4) Gloria DeHaven (4) Ethel Kennedy George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro (1) Alan Young (1) Glen Campbell ***Not A Celebrity*** IM Pei John McLaughlin (5) Joseph Campanella
Annie's Oakley's XIV - XIV Means 14 Burt Reynolds Hosni Mubarak Billy Graham Fidel Castro (1) Glen Campbell Anthony Daniles Kenny Baker (5) David Prowse Peter Mayhew John Irving Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Michael Reagan Sumner Redstone	Architects Deathwish 2016 Fidel Castro (1) Hugh Hefner Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Mary Kate Olsen Katherine Jackson George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor (1)	Beat The Odds Sean Connery Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. Alan Young (1) Fidel Castro (1) Noel Neill (1) Jerry Lewis Bill Daily William Schallert (3) Bob Barker Rose Marie Jimmy Carter Harper Lee (1)
Bring Out Y'er Dead Prince Philip Vera Lynn Mohamed Ali (1) O. J. Simpson Billy Connolly Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Amanda Bynes Leonard Cohen (5) Bret Michaels Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Clive James	Children Of The Roaring 20s Henry Heimlich (5) Noel Neill (1) Steven Hill (4) Carl Reiner Marty Allen William Schallert (3) Stan Lee Larry Storch Henry Kissinger Fidel Castro (1) Gloria Vanderbilt Jerry Lewis Vic Damone	Copeland's Crazy Corpses ***Not A Celebrity*** Prince Philip Clive James ***Not A Celebrity*** Jake LaMotta Jake "The Snake" Roberts Vera Lynn Hosni Mubarak Jerry Stiller ***Not A Celebrity*** Monty Hall Beverly Cleary Carl Reiner
David's Deathly Dozen ***Not A Celebrity*** Joe Namath Richard Petty Robert Conrad Willie Mays ***Not A Celebrity*** Willie Nelson Tom Smothers Peter Mayhew Jay North Bob Newhart Don Rickles Jerry Lewis	DD's Death List Betty White Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan (1) Carol Channing Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Prince Philip Mohamed Ali (1) Nikki Sixx John Paul Stevens	Dead Like Me! Tim Curry Don Rickles Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Jerry Lewis Ed Asner Abe Vigoda (1) Doc Severinsen Joseph Wapner Val Kilmer Mel Tillis Lee Iacocca Franco Zeffirelli
Dead Right Psychic Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Zacherley (1) David Rockefeller Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Norman Lloyd George Gaynes (1) ***Not A Celebrity***	Death Pool Ghoul Pat Harrington (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Val Kilmer Ken Kercheval Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas John Szeles June Foray Olivia de Havilland Gordie Howe (1) Bart Starr Billy Graham	Death Solves So Many Problems Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter ***Not A Celebrity*** Valerie Harper Carl Reiner Hugh Downs Abe Vigoda (1) Prince Philip Alan Young (1)
Death To All Mel Stottlemyre Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Valerie Harper Glen Campbell Joanne Woodward Nancy Reagan (1) Vera Lynn Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham IM Pei Val Kilmer June Foray George Bush Sr.	Die Die My Darling Alan Young (1) Barbara Hale Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Val Kilmer Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Mohamed Ali (1) Olivia de Havilland Glen Campbell Valerie Harper Carol Channing Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr.	Dr. Evil Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Alan Young (1) Gordie Howe (1) Jake LaMotta George Bush Sr. John Hurt Joan Lunden Carol Channing Doris Day
Dust2Dust Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Angela "Big Ang" Raiola (4) Val Kilmer Jerry Lewis Charlotte Rae Gloria Henry Kirk Douglas Rob Ford (3) George Bush Sr. Glen Campbell Nancy Reagan (1) Bob Dole ***Not A Celebrity***	Et Tu Corpus Val Kilmer Glen Campbell Joanne Woodward Penny Marshall George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Olivia de Havilland Joseph Wapner G. Gordon Liddy Herman Wouk Mel Stottlemyre Tom Brokaw	Eternity Tours Norman Lloyd Jimmy Carter Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Glen Campbell Irwin Corey Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Pat Harrington (1) Kirk Douglas Tim Curry Stella Stevens Fidel Castro (1)
Everlasting Lifelessness George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey Bob Dole Rob Ford (3) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Pope Benedict XVI Don Rickles Michael Reagan Olivia de Havilland Tommy Chong Mary Tyler Moore Clive James	Food For Worms ***Not A Celebrity*** Irwin Corey Bobby Doerr Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta IM Pei David Rockefeller Bill Russell Herman Wouk Zacherley (1)	For Whom The Death Tolls Pope Benedict XVI Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Fidel Castro (1) Harper Lee (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** John Hurt Nancy Reagan (1) Kareem Abdul Jabbar ***Not A Celebrity***
Free Spirits Rose Marie Glen Campbell Olivia de Havilland Joseph Wapner Della Reese Bob Barker Doris Day Sandy Koufax Petula Clark Monty Hall Bill Wyman Mohamed Ali (1) Kirk Douglas	From Here to Eternity (GZ) Alan Young (1) June Lockhart Don Murray Honor Blackman George Bush Sr. Tommy Chong Jonathan Demme Joni Mitchell Noel Neill (1) Barbara Hale Joyce Randolph Dorothy Malone Helmut Kohl	From Here To Eternity (JP) Alan Young (1) June Lockhart Joyce Randolph Don Murray Dorothy Malone Barbara Hale Jerry Lewis Honor Blackman Noel Neill (1) Jane Withers Ann Blyth Rhonda Flemming Jane Powell
Future Wormfood 2016 Lil Wayne Willie Mays Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Jimmy Carter Bill Cosby Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Fats Domino George Bush Sr. Henry Kissinger Vera Lynn Monty Hall Prince Philip	Genie's Final Vanishing Act Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Tommy Chong George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk John Hurt Nancy Reagan (1) Jake LaMotta Phil Lesh	Geritol Gangsters Beverly Cleary Billy Graham David Rockefeller Herman Wouk IM Pei Irwin Corey Joseph Wapner June Foray Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan (1) Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor (1)
Ghouls Rush In Jerry Lee Lewis Chuck Berry Pat Robertson Billy Graham Prince Philip Kim Richards Abe Vigoda (1) Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Doris Day Jerry Lewis	Glupo Celebrity Zombija Val Kilmer Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Vera Lynn Fidel Castro (1) Burt Reynolds Dick Van Dyke Nanette Fabray Billy Graham	Gone With The Worms Valerie Harper Nancy Reagan (1) Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro (1) Bob Dole Sandra Day O'Connor Doris Day George Bush Sr. Hal Holbrook Robin Roberts Zsa Zsa Gabor (1)
Good Looking Corpses George Bush Sr. Alan Young (1) John Glenn (1) Prince Philip Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Dick Cheney Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Doris Day Hugh Hefner Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor (1)	Grabberlime Marge Champion Gordie Howe (1) Bill Dana Fidel Castro (1) Marty Allen Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Christopher Plummer Rose Marie Quincy Jones Richard Anderson Olivia de Havilland Shelley Berman	Graveyard Smashers Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Fidel Castro (1) Carl Reiner Tommy Chong Dick Van Dyke Valerie Harper Whitey Ford Don Rickles Abe Vigoda (1) Ethel Kennedy Betty White
Grim Bullette' Buck Henry Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Nancy Reagan (1) Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Chuck Yeager George Kennedy (1) Glen Campbell Monty Hall John Glenn (1) Robert Blake	Grim McGraw Ed Asner Gordie Howe (1) Little Richard John Glenn (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Diane Serra Cary Eva Marie Saint Nancy Reagan (1) Olivia de Havilland Jerry Maren Rose Marie Don Rickles Ruth Bader Ginsburg	Grim Reaptress On Grim Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan Cher Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner Michael Gambon Angela Lansbury Camille Cosby Bill Cosby Jared Fogle Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip Bill Gates Piers Morgan
Groovy Ghoulies Prince Philip Mohamed Ali (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Bob Dole ***Not A Celebrity*** Gordie Howe (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Kirk Douglas Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Billy Graham Joe Jackson (Dad) Dick Van Dyke	Gump's Death Squad Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Nancy Reagan (1) "Superstar" Billy Graham Harper Lee (1) Tommy Chong Tom Brokaw Valerie Harper Irwin Corey Malcolm Young	Here Today - Gone Forever Hal Holbrook Charlotte Rae Clint Walker David Hedison Anne Jackson (5) George Bush Sr. Vic Damone Gloria Vanderbilt Henry Kissinger Rhonda Flemming John Glenn (1) Monty Hall Abe Vigoda (1)
Heywood Jablome Irwin Corey Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Beverly Cleary Harper Lee (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Clive James Doris Day Kirk Douglas Ayman al-Zawahiri Buddy Ryan (1)	Hollywood Funerals Eva Marie Saint Joyce Randolph Grant Tinker (4) Nanette Fabray Carol Channing Rose Marie Hal Holbrook Hugh O'Brian (4) Abe Vigoda (1) Norman Lear June Lockhart Honor Blackman Gene Wilder (4)	Hudson Valley Death Squad Mary Tyler Moore Wilford Brimley Bob Dole Nancy Reagan (1) Jimmy Carter Tommy Chong John Hurt John Boehner George Bush Sr. Barbara Bush Valerie Harper Justin Bieber Abe Vigoda (1)
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Jimmy Carter Nancy Reagan (1) Bill Cosby Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Richard Simmons Hugh Hefner Keith Richards Willie Nelson O. J. Simpson Billy Graham Mary Kate Olsen	It Is An Ex-Parrot Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro (1) Billy Graham Kirk Douglas IM Pei Irwin Corey Jake LaMotta Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Carol Channing June Foray	It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro (1) Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Elton John Henry Kissinger Stan Lee John Paul Stevens Abe Vigoda (1) Joseph Wapner Fred Willard
It's Time To Sleep Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro (1) June Foray Doris Day Rose Marie Hugh Downs Mohamed Ali (1) Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland Mary Tyler Moore Monty Hall	It's Warm Down Here Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Joseph Wapner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro (1) Martin Landau Jenna Jameson Stan Lee Kirk Douglas Morley Safer (1) George Bush Sr. Ruth Westheimer Glen Campbell	Jersey Ice Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Gordie Howe (1) Jimmy Carter Bob Dole George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland ***Not A Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas Prince Philip Pierre Cardin
Joanne's Flatliners Nancy Reagan (1) Jerry Lewis Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Frankie Muniz Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Carol Channing Glen Campbell Alan Young (1)	Just Die Already Jim Bakker Barbara Bush Billy Graham Pat Robertson Robert Mugabe Henry Kissinger Nancy Reagan (1) Prince Philip Antonin Scalia (4) Imelda Marcos Lee Iacocca Pope Benedict XVI Bob Dole	Just Kill Me Now Mother Angelica (4) Pierre Boulez (5) Tommy Chong Dan Haggerty (5) Pat Harrington (1) Ali Khamenei Jerry Maren Dina Merrill Stan Mikita Sumner Redstone Mel Stottlemyre John Szeles Joanne Woodward
KeyMaster Alan Alda Woody Allen Irwin Corey Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) IM Pei Billy Graham Maureen O'Hara (Died 10/24/15) Nanette Fabray George Shultz Carol Channing Hugh Downs	KILLJOY Brigitte Nielsen Amanda Bynes Bret Michaels Miley Cyrus Rihanna Bill Cosby O. J. Simpson Renee Graziano Charlie Sheen Richard Simmons Jerry Stiller Angela "Big Ang" Raiola (4) Kirk Douglas	Knocking On Heaven's Door Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Mohamed Ali (1) George Bush Sr. Abe Vigoda (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Fidel Castro (1) Ed Asner Burt Reynolds Sean Connery Jerry Lewis
KNP13 Joe Garagiola (1) Fidel Castro (1) Don Shula Billy Graham Jerry Stiller Bob Dole Stan Lee Mohamed Ali (1) Buddy Ryan (1) Glen Campbell Walter Mondale Mary Tyler Moore Valerie Harper	Lifeless Joe Jackson Norman Lloyd Fidel Castro (1) Luise Rainer (Died 12/30/2014) Marge Champion Olivia de Havilland William Schallert (3) June Foray Bill Macy Grant Tinker (4) Kirk Douglas Vera Lynn George Bush Sr. Billy Graham	Martha Pearl Jimmy Carter Tommy Chong Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Joni Mitchell Billy Graham Bernie Madoff Clive James Buddy Ryan (1) Mohamed Ali (1) Bart Starr Robert Mugabe Glen Campbell Burt Reynolds
Metsie 62 Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Joanne Woodward John Goodman Debbie Reynolds (5) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Doris Day Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jerry Lewis Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan (1)	Mile Zero Herman Wouk Monty Hall Nanette Fabray Jerry Lee Lewis Abe Vigoda (1) Norman Lear Fyvush Finkel (3) Chuck Yeager Boutros Boutros-Ghali (4) Henry Kissinger Rose Marie Larry Storch Mike Connors	Morbid Moe Rose Marie Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zacherley (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jake LaMotta Fidel Castro (1) Bobby Doerr Gordie Howe (1) Billy Graham Bart Starr Irwin Corey
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Zacherley (1) June Foray Peter Marshall Abe Vigoda (1) Alan Young (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Bernard Fox (4) Joseph Wapner	Mrs. Pezzuto's Sex Tape David Rockefeller Barbara Hale Jane Powell Jerry Stiller Jimmy Carter Joyce Randolph Billy Graham Prince Philip George Bush Sr. Loretta Lynn Sean Connery Joe Garagiola (1) Alan Young (1)	New Kids On the Vault (2016) Jim Bakker Chuck Barris Harry Belafonte Chuck Berry Fidel Castro (1) Olivia de Havilland Nanette Fabray Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Lamar Odom Nancy Reagan (1) Abe Vigoda (1)
No Particular Reason Lamar Odom Harper Lee (1) David Dinkins Fyvush Finkel (3) Jared Fogle Dabney Coleman Robert Clary Jim Kelly Charles Osgood George Wendt Bill Cosby Stephen Collins Jean Kasem	No-Talent Ass-Clowns Clive James Valerie Harper Mohamed Ali (1) Fidel Castro (1) Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Olivia de Havilland Nancy Reagan (1) George Bush Sr. David Rockefeller George Gaynes (1) Joseph Wapner	Old And Crusty ***Not A Celebrity*** Irwin Corey Glen Frey (5) Hugh O'Brian (4) Mike Connors Whitey Ford Jimmy Carter George Kennedy (1) Tommy Chong Pierre Cardin John Hurt Bobby Doerr Mary Tyler Moore
On The Right Side Of The Grass Jerry Lewis Hugh Downs Henry Kissinger Stan Lee Barbara Bush Lee Iacocca IM Pei Dick Van Dyke David Rockefeller Don Rickles Al Jaffee Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Valerie Harper	Out To Meet Their Maker David Rockefeller Olivia de Havilland Pope Benedict XVI Joseph Wapner ***Not A Celebrity*** Dorothy Mengering Billy Graham Gordie Howe (1) Prince Philip John Glenn (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Pierre Cardin George Bush Sr.	Out With The Old Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Bob Barker Carol Channing Beverly Cleary Jake LaMotta George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Harper Lee (1) Dick Van Dyke
Paid Piper II Robert Mugabe ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Bill Cosby Jared Fogle Fidel Castro (1) Billy Graham Mary Tyler Moore Bob Dole ***Not A Celebrity*** Andy Dick	Pat's Plotted Picks Julie Newmar Quincy Jones Kirk Douglas "Superstar" Billy Graham Larry Storch Norman Lloyd Vera Lynn Doris Day Billy Graham Burt Bacharach ***Not A Celebrity*** Valerie Harper Fyvush Finkel (3)	Peacefully In Her Sleep George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee (1) Pierre Cardin Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan (1) Jake LaMotta Glen Campbell Bob Dole
Pearly Gates Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Cloris Leachman Larry Storch Helen Reddy June Foray Sidney Poitier Herman Wouk Hal Holbrook Nancy Reagan (1) Irwin Corey Burt Reynolds Marion "Suge" Knight Barbara Walters	Pickled Popularity Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas Jerry Van Dyke Burt Reynolds Carole Cook Barbara Walters Don Rickles Camille Cosby John McVie Harry Belafonte ***Not A Celebrity*** Otis Williams Robert Wagner	Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro (1) Pope Benedict XVI Billy Graham Stephen Hawking Buddy Ryan (1) Glen Campbell Donald Sterling Sumner Redstone
Political Graveyard George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Fidel Castro (1) Henry Kissinger Hosni Mubarak Queen Elizabeth II Hamid Karzai Kim Jong Un Bob Dole Mikhail Gorbachev Prince Philip Raul Castro Nancy Reagan (1)	Preservation Society Andrew Young Leif Garrett Liz Smith ***Not A Celebrity*** Bob Dole Dennis Rodman Kim Jong Un ***Not A Celebrity*** David Lander David Rockefeller ***Not A Celebrity*** Irwin Corey Rob Ford (3)	Save Me A Place In Hell Bob Barker Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Mohamed Ali (1) James Watson John Paul Stevens Bill Cosby Arnold Palmer (5) Fats Domino Clint Eastwood Betty White Bashar al Assad Barbara Walters
SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke George Bush Sr. Stan Lee Beverly Cleary Vera Lynn Harry Dean Stanton James Randi Joyce Randolph Doris Day	Sleeping With The Fishes George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Burt Reynolds Larry King Cher Val Kilmer Mary Tyler Moore Mel Brooks Don Rickles Percy Sledge (Died 4/14/15) Valerie Harper Jerry Maren Nancy Reagan (1)	Soon 2B Dead ***Not A Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jake LaMotta Billy Graham Abe Vigoda (1) John Hurt David Rockefeller Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Monty Hall Carol Channing Valerie Harper Norman Lloyd
Stiff Competition George Bush Sr. Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Wavy Gravy Valerie Harper Stan Lee Bob McGrath Regis Philbin Nancy Reagan (1) Don Rickles Leon Russell (5) Alan Young (1)	Stiffy Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Mohamed Ali (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Valerie Harper Prince Philip Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter	Styx & Headstones Ed Asner Glen Campbell Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland John Hurt Elton John Peter Mayhew Ian McKellan Ryan O'Neal Keith Richards
Team Dirt Burt Reynolds Clive James Fidel Castro (1) Gaston Glock George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Jimmy Carter John Madden Mohamed Ali (1) Pat Harrington (1) Robert Mugabe Willie Nelson Zsa Zsa Gabor (1)	The "Ex" File Billy Graham David Rockefeller Herman Wouk Irwin Corey June Foray Kirk Douglas Noel Neill (1) Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Penny Marshall Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Nancy Reagan (1)	The Baby Crushers Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Clive James Irwin Corey June Foray Noel Neill (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham IM Pei Prince Philip George Bush Sr.
The Brew Crew Betty White Lindsay Lohan Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka Chuck Berry Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jimmy Carter Abe Vigoda (1) Nancy Reagan (1) Monty Hall John Glenn (1) Bob Barker Jerry Lewis	The Final Curtain Barbara Barrie Bob McGrath ***Not A Celebrity*** Conrad Janis Daryl Dragon ***Not A Celebrity*** Don Everly Jerry Hardin Herb Alpert Liz Sheridan Robert Mandan Tom Smothers Vera Miles	The Glen Allen Renovations Adam West Barbara Walters Mary Tyler Moore Mohamed Ali (1) Jimmy Carter Angela Lansbury Olivia de Havilland Roger Moore Bob Newhart James Earl Jones John Madden Willie Nelson Bob Dylan
The Grim Reaper Says! Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jake LaMotta George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Valerie Harper Dennis Hastert Gordie Howe (1) Merle Haggard (5) Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan (1) Burt Reynolds Olivia de Havilland Glen Campbell	The Permanent Siesta ***Not A Celebrity*** Nancy Reagan (1) Henry Kissinger George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Bob Dole Billy Graham Abe Vigoda (1) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Burt Reynolds Amanda Bynes	The Real Axis Of Evil Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia (4) Mitch McConnell Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Ted Cruz Charles Koch David Koch Mike Huckabee Marco Rubio Grover Norquist Donald Trump Barbara Bush
The Reaper's Waiting Room June Lockhart Stan Lee Don Rickles Chuck Yeager Bob Barker Bret Michaels Ed Asner Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Doris Day Maureen O'Hara (Died 10/24/15) Bob Newhart Norman Lear	The River Styx Gordie Howe (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Fidel Castro (1) Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Hugh Downs George Bush Sr. Charlie Sheen Olivia de Havilland Nancy Reagan (1) Donald Sterling Glen Campbell	The Shish-Ka-Robs Neil Simon Wilford Brimley Edd Byrnes Chuck Barris Whitey Ford Roger Mudd Joe Garagiola (1) Julie Newmar Bill Daily Hugh Downs George Kennedy (1) Nanette Fabray Walter Mondale
The Thundering Herd John Astin Richard Anderson Jerry Van Dyke George Kennedy (1) Berry Gordy Doris Roberts (5) Richard Donner William Daniels Frances Sternhagen Gavin Macleod Chuck Barris Don Rickles Peter Marshall	They Won't Die Henry Kissinger Mary Tyler Moore Nancy Reagan (1) Bob Dole Don Shula Jake LaMotta Chuck Berry Norman Lloyd Zacherley (1) Irwin Corey Rose Marie George Bush Sr. Burt Reynolds	Think Schneider Ever Snaked Ann Romano's Pipes? Mohamed Ali (1) Glen Campbell Tommy Chong Irwin Corey Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Pat Harrington (1) Clive James Larry Kramer Norman Lloyd David Rockefeller Buddy Ryan (1) Mel Stottlemyre
Tinsel Town's Toe Tags Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Jerry Lewis George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Chuck Berry Aretha Franklin Nancy Reagan (1) Jimmy Carter Gaston Glock Abe Vigoda (1) Ed Asner Olivia de Havilland	To B Or Not To B Barbara Bush Barbara Hale Bernard Fox (4) Beverly Cleary Bill Daily Bill Macy Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Bob Newhart Boutros Boutros-Ghali (4) Bob Uecker Buzz Aldrin	Toe Tag You're It Jimmy Carter Abe Vigoda (1) Kirk Douglas Chuck Berry Jake LaMotta Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Bill Cosby Mel Brooks George Bush Sr. Katherine Helmond George Kennedy (1)
Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Fidel Castro (1) Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda (1) George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Mohamed Ali (1) Rose Marie Nancy Reagan (1) Jake LaMotta Mary Tyler Moore Henry Kissinger	Top Of The Reap Sandra Day O'Connor Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Herman Wouk Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro (1) Sean Connery David Rockefeller Billy Graham Alan Young (1) Gordie Howe (1) Irwin Corey	Valar Morghulis ***Not A Celebrity*** Dick Dale Jimmy Carter John Hurt Herman Wouk George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Lloyd Buddy Ryan (1) Vanessa Redgrave Barbara Barrie Helmut Kohl
Walking Dead Zombies DMX Dustin Diamond Henry Kissinger Marion "Suge" Knight Bill Cosby Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) John Hurt Billy Corgan Glen Campbell Mohamed Ali (1) Abe Vigoda (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Lloyd	Wayne Manor Adam West Burt Ward John Astin Joan Collins Glynis Johns Julie Newmar Lee Meriwether Barbara Rush Jill St. John Lyle Waggoner Van Williams (4) Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Bill Dana	We Can Seat You Now Carol Channing Billy Graham Nanette Fabray Norman Lloyd George Kennedy (1) Herman Wouk Pierre Cardin Dina Merrill Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Rose Marie Bob Dole Joseph Campanella Stephen Sondheim
We Hope That These People Die Fidel Castro (1) Louis Farrakhan Charles Manson David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff Hosni Mubarak George Bush Sr. Dick Cheney Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) F. Lee Bailey Scott Peterson	Where Ya Dead People At? Rob Ford (3) Valerie Harper Desmond Tutu Billy Graham Gene Wilder (4) Ted Turner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nancy Reagan (1) Tommy Chong Olivia de Havilland Jim Nabors Beverly Cleary Alan Arkin	Where's My Damn List? Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Billie Hayes Janet Waldo (5) Chuck Berry Abe Vigoda (1) Fats Domino Mickey Gilley Bill Dana Pope Benedict XVI Harry Belafonte Valerie Harper Hugh Downs John Paul Stevens
Wrong Side Of Da Grass David Rockefeller Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Valerie Harper Herman Wouk Nancy Reagan (1) Hal Holbrook George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Henry Kissinger Norman Lear Larry Storch	X-ray Executioners Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Don Rickles Bob Barker Bob Dole Gallagher Doris Day Billy Graham Tommy Lasorda Nancy Reagan (1) Fidel Castro (1) Abe Vigoda (1) Hugh Downs Joseph Wapner	Year Of The Living Dead - 2016 Norman Lear Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) June Foray Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta Hugh Downs Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller Nancy Reagan (1) Vera Lynn
You Have Lived Too Long Olivia de Havilland Valerie Harper Glen Campbell Monty Hall Marion "Suge" Knight ***Not A Celebrity*** George Gaynes (1) Billy Graham IM Pei ***Not A Celebrity*** Javier Perez de Cuellar ***Not A Celebrity*** Sam Donaldson	You're Dead To Me!! Bill Cosby Zsa Zsa Gabor (1) Barbara Walters Bob Barker Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda (1) Carol Channing Rose Marie Nancy Reagan (1) Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro (1) Betty White	ZOMBIE DANCE PARTY Wilford Brimley Gloria DeHaven (4) Arlene Dahl Donald Sterling Jane Withers Stephen Hawking Nancy Olson Louis Farrakhan Anne Jeffreys Tina Turner Jackie Mason Jim Nabors Billy Connolly
	Zombie Squad Mohamed Ali (1) Jake LaMotta Joe Garagiola (1) Rod Carew Billy Graham "Superstar" Billy Graham Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka Gordie Howe (1) Buddy Ryan (1) Bart Starr ***Not A Celebrity*** Fidel Castro (1)

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