WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER (12/31/2016)
Actor. Age 84.
You may recall Father Mulcahy's interest in boxing. Well, they'll be boxing him up shortly.
DEBBIE REYNOLDS (12/28/2016)
Actress. Age 84.
She was Charlotte in Charlotte's Web. That didn't end well either.
CARRIE FISHER (12/27/2016)
Actress. Age 60.
It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
GEORGE MICHAEL (12/25/2016)
Singer. Age 53.
So I'm never gonna dance again...
ZSA ZSA GABOR (12/18/2016)
Actress. Age 99.
Nine weddings and a funeral.
HENRY HEIMLICH (12/17/2016)
Doctor. Age 96.
Outmaneuvered.
BERNARD FOX (12/14/2016)
Actor. Age 89.
Calling Dr. Bombay. Getting voicemail.
ALAN THICKE (12/13/2016)
Actor. Age 69.
Apparently the growing pains were actually a myocardial infarction.
JOHN GLENN (12/8/2016)
Astronaut, Senator. Age 95.
Sod feed: John Glenn.
VAN WILLIAMS (11/28/2016)
The Green Hornet. Age 82.
Exterminated.
GRANT TINKER (11/28/2016)
Television Executive, NBC CEO. Age 90.
Tinker's ticker terminated.
RON GLASS (11/25/2016)
Actor. Age 71.
Half empty.
FIDEL CASTRO (11/25/2016)
Cuban Revolutinary and Dictator. Age 90.
"A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past." Future 1, Past 0.
FLORENCE HENDERSON (11/24/2016)
Actress. Age 82.
The official report was heart failure. We suspect the tiki necklace.
LEON RUSSELL (11/13/2016)
Musician. Age 74.
The Wilmington, Delaware show on February 4th has apparently been cancelled.
ROBERT VAUGHN (11/11/2016)
Actor. Age 83.
Napoleon Solong.
LEONARD COHEN (11/7/2016)
Singer, Songwriter. Age 82.
Songs From a Tomb.
JANET RENO (11/7/2016)
Former Attorney General. Age 78.
Somewhere in heaven, Richard Jewell is giggling.
ZACHERLEY (10/27/2016)
The Cool Ghoul. Age 98.
The Cold Ghoul now.
KEVIN MEANEY (10/21/2016)
Comedian. Age 60.
Last show wasn't so great. Guy was dying up there.
SHIMONH PERES (9/28/2016)
Israeli President and Prime Minister. Age 87.
Rest in Peace accord.
ARNOLD PALMER (9/25/2016)
Golfer. Age 87.
Arnold, embalmer.
HUGH O'BRIAN (9/5/2016)
Actor. Age 91.
Nine Little Indians.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY (9/5/2016)
Conservative Activist. Age 92.
Phyllis drawfly.
GENE WILDER (8/29/2016)
Actor. Age 83.
If you want to view paradise.....
STEVEN HILL (8/23/2016)
Actor. Age 94.
From Adam Schiff to Adam Stiff.
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN (8/16/2016)
Political Commentator. Age 89.
The McLaughlin droop.
FYVUSH FINKEL (8/14/2016)
Actor. Age 93.
A mentsh on glik is a toyter mentsh.
KENNY BAKER (8/14/2016)
Actor, R2D2. Age 81.
Time Bandits.
DAVID HUDDLESTON (8/2/2016)
Actor. Age 85.
Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
GLORIA DEHAVEN (7/30/2016)
Actress. Age 91.
Gloria T'Heaven.
MS. CLEO (7/26/2016)
Psychic Readers Network Spokesperson. Age 53.
Pulled the Death card.
GARRY MARSHALL (7/19/2016)
Director, Producer, Writer. Age 81.
Shazbot!
NOEL NEILL (7/3/2016)
Lois Lane. Age 95.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a corpse.
ELIE WIESEL (7/2/2016)
Writer, professor, activist. Age 87.
Night, night.
BUDDY RYAN (6/28/2016)
Football Coach. Age 85.
Wow! First Glen Frey and now Buddy Ryan.
What's that? Wrong Eagles?
PAT SUMMITT (6/28/2016)
College Basketball Coach. Age 64.
She beat just about everything but Alzheimer's.
JANET WALDO (6/12/2016)
Voice Artist. Age 96.
Eep, Opp, Ork, Urghhh,Urghh....
GORDIE HOWE (6/10/2016)
Hockey Great. Age 88.
Gordie, ciao.
MUHAMMAD ALI (6/3/2016)
Boxer. Age 74.
Ko'ed in the middle of the seventh round.
MORELY SAFER (5/19/2016)
Broadcast Journalist. Age 84.
Safer, yes; but dead.
ALAN YOUNG (5/19/2016)
Actor. Age 96.
Mr. Dead.
WILLIAM SCHALLERT (5/8/2016)
Actor. Age 93.
Now we know the REAL trouble with Tribbles.
PRINCE (4/21/2016)
Musician. Age 57.
The artist, formerly.
CHYNA (4/20/2016)
Wrestler, Actress. Age 46.
Degeneration-Ex.
DORIS ROBERTS (4/17/2016)
Actress. Age 90.
An anagram: Debris Or Rots.
ANNE JACKSON (4/12/2016)
Actress. Age 90.
Leave 'em laughing. Well, at least leave 'em.
DAVID GEST (4/12/2016)
Producer, TV Personality. Age 62.
He's a Celebrity? Get Him Out of Here!
MERLE HAGGARD (4/6/2016)
Musician. Age 79.
Merle Haggard; very, very haggard.
JAMES NOBLE (3/29/2016)
Actor. Age 94.
A withering John Witherspoon.
PATTY DUKE (3/29/2016)
Actress. Age 69.
But they're coffins...indentical coffins all the way!
MOTHER ANGELICA (3/27/2016)
Nun. Age 92.
Almost eternal world television network.
GARRY SHANDLING (3/24/2016)
Comedian, Actor. Age 66.
This is theme to Garry's life, the closing theme to Garry's life...
KEN HOWARD (3/23/2016)
Actor. Age 71.
A (white) shadow of his former self.
JOE GARAGIOLA (3/23/2016)
Baseball Announcer and TV Personality. Age 90.
"Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast." Uh, cast change...
ROB FORD (3/22/2016)
Toronto Mayor, Addict. Age 46.
To say Rob was a massive train wreck would make massive train wrecks look much worse than they really are.
LARRY DRAKE (3/17/2016)
Actor. Age 67.
Dreary Lark.
FRANK SINATRA JR. (3/16/2016)
Frank Sinatra Jr. Age 72.
Frank Sinatra Jr.
What else is there?
GEORGE MARTIN (3/8/2016)
Musician, Music Producer and Composer. Age 90.
Live and Let Die.
NANCY REAGAN (3/6/2016)
First Lady. Age 94.
Just Say No...Pulse.
SONNY JAMES (2/22/2016)
Musician. Age 87.
It's getting a little cloudy for Sonny.
GEORGE KENNEDY (2/18/2016)
Actor. Age 91.
What we have here is a failure to resuscitate.
HARPER LEE (2/19/2016)
Author. Age 89.
To kill a To Kill a Mockingbird author.
ANGELA "BIG ANG" RAIOLA (2/18/2016)
Big Ang. Age 55.
Will there be mollbearers?
BOUTROS BOUTROS-GHALI (2/16/2016)
Former Secretary General of the UN. Age 93.
An Agenda for Rest in Peace.
GEORGE GAYNES (2/15/2016)
Actor. Age 98.
George Gaynes? Acutally, George loses...his pulse.
VANITY (2/15/2016)
Singer, Model and Actress. Age 57.
Vanity 6...feet under.
ANTONIN SCALIA (2/13/2016)
Supreme Court Justice. Age 79.
Supreme Corpse Justice.
BOB ELLIOTT (2/2/2016)
Comedian. Age 92.
Bob and Ray, together again.
PAUL KANTNER (1/28/2016)
Musician. Age 74.
Apparently the pills that mother gave him didn't do anything at all.
ABE VIGODA (1/26/2016)
Actor. Age 94.
Abe was mistaken for dead more than any other celebrity. Let's see if this one sticks.
GLEN FREY (1/18/2016)
An Eagle. Age 67.
Peaceful Easy Feeling.
DAN HAGGERTY (1/15/2016)
Grizzly Adams. Age 74.
Remember him in 1989's The Chilling? No? Not a problem. Dan's chilling again.
ALAN RICKMAN (1/14/2016)
Actor. Age 69.
Die Hard. With a vengence indeed.
DAVID BOWIE (1/10/2016)
Singer. Age 69.
Changes.
KITTY KALLEN (1/7/2016)
Singer. Age 94.
I'm Beginning to See the Light.
PAT HARRINGTON (1/6/2016)
Dwayne Schneider. Age 86.
This is it!
PIERRE BOULZ (1/5/2016)
Conductor/Composer. Age 90.
Pierre Boulez gets a dirt souffle.
ROBERT STIGWOOD (1/4/2016)
Music Impresario. Age 81.
He got Saturday Night Fever and by Monday he was gone.