THE STATS

Thanks to several very long days with an abacus, a slide rule and a case of beer, we are able to present to you, dear Death Watcher, a breakdown of some of the more interesting statistics for the 2015 Old Blue Eyes Memorial Celebrity Death Watch. Its a long review as this was a crazy Death Watch year. Go ahead and grab a six pack and some jerky. The fun is just starting...

A total of 158 Death Watchers are playing this year. That's up 2.6% from last year's count of 154 participants. Growth is good (unless it's a tumor).

Death Watchers from 32 states in the U.S. are playing as are Death Watchers from 3 other countries. The states represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: AL(2), AZ(2), CA(18), CO(12), FL(11), GA(1), IL(6), IN(11), KS(1), LA(6), MA(2), MD(1), ME(2), MI(4), MN(1), MO(3), NC (2), NE (5), NH(1), NJ(13), NY(9), OH(6), OR (2), PA(6), SD(1), TN(4), TX(3), VA(3), VT(1), WA (2), WI(4) and WV(4). The countries represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: Australia(4), Canada(4), and England (1).

Of the 158 lists entered, 19 lists had the Alternate exercised. 18 of those lists contained Luis Rainer (who died on December 30, 2014). 1 list had Bess Myerson (who died on December 14, 2014 but whose death was not announced in the press until January 5, 2015). After some discussion, The Guys decided it was appropriate to exercise the Alternate for this list. The Guys will be updating the rules for 2016 to clarify such a scenario for future games. Interestingly, with the exception of Bob Barker appearing on 2 of the 19 lists as an Alternate, the remaining 17 Alternates were all different. 2 of those 17 Alternates were new picks that had to be reviewed for celebrity status. 1 of those 2 picks was deemed ***Not A Celebrity***.

158 lists should result in 2054 total picks entered (Really! Try it on YOUR abacus!). However, several factors reduced the total pick count. Have a piece of the jerky, open another beer and read on, you'll find out all about it.

5 lists had a pick that was already dead. Yup, Joan Fontaine, Sheila MacRae, Peter Falk, Donald Keefer and Waylon Jennings were each picked. MacRae and Keefer died in 2014, Fontaine died in 2013, Falk died in 2011, and Jennings died in 2002. Jennings was a new pick to the Death Watch. After review, Waylon was deemed a celebrity. However, that didn't really matter 'cause he's been dead for over a decade. Man, is Google that hard to use? Anyway, these four dead picks reduce our pick count by 5, leaving 2049 picks.

4 lists were submitted with only 12 picks. Each of these lists will play short the missing pick. Additionally, one list was submitted with the same pick entered in two different positions. Norman Lloyd may be a good pick, but he isn't so good that The Guys will let you place him on your list twice. Consequently, this list is also playing one pick short. That makes 5 more pick positions knocked out of the 2015 OBE. Our pick count is now down to 2044 if you're keeping track.

Here's the part everybody loves to hate...130 new names were entered as picks this year. However, one of the accepted new picks was Bess Myerson. Due to the craziness surrounding her death announcement, she really can't be counted as a new pick for 2015. That reduces the count to 129 new picks. That's up 18.3% from the 109 new picks entered last year. A big factor for this increase was one player entering a list of 13 obscure yet highly accomplished people (to make a point we suppose). All 13 picks on that particular list were deemed ***Not A Celebrity*** by the way.

Of the 129 new names entered, 90 (69.8%) were deemed to be celebrities. If you've been working your abacus, you've figured out that 39 new names were deemed ***Not a Celebrity***. These 39 names occupied 45 pick positions across 26 lists. That means the loss of 45 more pick positions, making our active pick total 1999. Remarkably, several names we have previously indicated were ***Not A Celebrity*** were entered again this year. More on that in a moment.

A few comments are warranted here. First off, once you account for the list with 13 ***Not a Celebrity*** picks, you're left with 32 pick positions across 25 lists. Nowhere near as ugly as first blush, though 66.7% higher than the 21 ***Not a Celebrity*** picks from last year. Second, 6 players picked Little Jimmy Dickens. Now we're not about to argue whether he's a celebrity or not. See, we already did that IN 2014! We deemed Little Jimmy ***Not a Celebrity*** last year. That information was posted on the web page all year long! It appears on the page whose link is so cleverly named NOT CELEBRITIES and is also mentioned on the STATISTICS page. No mercy from us on this one. Whether you think our position on Little Jimmy's celebrity status is right or wrong, if we post the info for a year, you really don't have any excuse. Don't feel too bad though. The same thing happened with one player who picked Bobby Bowden. His name was also posted all year on the web page in the same locations. Finally, one ***Not a Celebrity*** pick was already dead anyway (Malcom Toon died in 2009). So, no real loss there but we still count it in our stats.

To see who got deemed ***Not a Celebrity*** Go to the NOT CELEBRITIES portion of our web page. To see our entire existing database or people who are celebrities, click on Frank Sinatra's image on the home page for the OBE or just click HERE. Oh, and please don't forget the Ronnie Hawkins Requirement which clearly prohibits a player from "belly-aching, whining, sniveling, wincing, guffawing, or donning of faux expressions of shock"

Oh? What's that? Donations? Sure we have some statistics on donations too. 75 players (47.5%) donated to the OBE this year. Last year 74 players donated. This year, a little more than 50% of our players presumed the other 50% would support them. Sounds like the current tax structure in the U.S.! It's not too late to rectify this situation. We take donations all year long via mail and PayPal. If you mail a donation after January 10, please let us know via email so we're sure to check the PO Box (which we don't do too often after the Death Watch is under way).

Lot's of information so far, right? It's enough to make your head hurt. Maybe you ought to open up another beer. Go ahead, we'll wait.....Pop. Sip. Sip. Gulp. Ah! Okay, now let's get back to things.

We're at 1999 active picks across 158 lists. Those 1999 active picks are comprised of 402 different celebrities (34 more than last year!). Of the 402 celebrities picked to keel over, 185 (46.0%) were on only one list (the Tad Szulcs), 63 (15.7%) were on only two lists (the double whammmies), 68 (16.9%) were on three or four lists (the mortage a trois) and the remaining 86 (21.4%) were on five or more lists.

The number one pick this year is the oh so very stubborn Zsa Zsa Gabor. Ms. Gabor appears on 96 (60.8%) lists. Kirk Douglas and George H. W. Bush tied for the number two most picked celebrity this year with each appearing on 86 (54.4%) lists. The number three most frequent pick was Billy Graham with his name appearing on 84 (53.2%) lists.

A complete breakdown of celebrities and how many players picked 'em is presented below for your reading pleasure. It's definitely time for another beer.


The Celebrity
Why are they Celebrities?
How Many
Picked 'Em?

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Actress
96
George Bush Sr.
Ex-President-Read Blue Lips
86
Kirk Douglas
Actor
86
Billy Graham
Evangelist
84
Olivia de Havilland
Actress
67
Fidel Castro
Made Convertible Bed?
61
Nancy Reagan
Ron's Wife
52
Muhammad Ali
Boxer
38
Abe Vigoda
Actor - Fish
37
Valerie Harper
Actress
36
Prince Philip
Mrs. Queen Elizabeth
32
Mary Tyler Moore
Actress
30
Sam Simon
DEAD - Simpsons Co-Creator, Poker Player
30
Jerry Lewis
Dean's Ex-Partner
26
Gordie Howe
Hockey Player
24
Bob Barker
Game Show Fur Activist
20
Bob Dole
Politician
20
Herman Wouk
Author
19
David Rockefeller
Rich Guy's Brother
18
Doris Day
Actress
18
Al Molinaro
Character Actor
DEAD - 17
Glen Campbell
Singer
17
Irwin Corey
Professor
17
Carol Channing
Weird Looking Actress
16
Norman Lloyd
Actor
16
Pope Benedict XVI
Retired Pope
16
Maureen O'Hara
DEAD - Actress
15
Alan Young
Actor, Voice Artist
14
Bill Cosby
Jello Pudding Guy
14
Jake LaMotta
Boxer
14
Joseph Wapner
Judge Wapner
14
Stuart Scott
DEAD - Sportscaster
14
Rose Marie
Actress/Comedian
13
Dick Van Dyke
Actor/Comedian
12
June Foray
Hey Bullwinkle, I Can't Breathe
12
Stan Lee
Comic Book Legend
12
Yogi Berra
DEAD - Boo Boo's Pal
12
Don Rickles
Comedian
11
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of England
11
B. B. King
DEAD - Musician
10
Betty White
Golden Gal
10
Hal Holbrook
Actor
10
Helmut Schmidt
DEAD - Some German Dude
10
Ed Asner
Shut Up, Would Ya?
9
Hugh Downs
Old News Guy
9
Jimmy Carter
Ex President
9
Marjorie Lord
DEAD - Actress
9
Mel Brooks
Comedian/Actor
9
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Judge
9
Amanda Bynes
Train Wreck
8
Bret Michaels
From Poison to Reality TV Yee-Ha
8
Buddy Ryan
Papa Coach
8
Clive James
Author
8
Harper Lee
Author
8
Carl Reiner
Writer/Actor
7
Henry Kissenger
Talks Funny
7
Hosni Mubarak
President of Egypt
7
Lindsay Lohan
Skank
7
Aretha Franklin
Singer
6
Bart Starr
The Football Player
6
Beverly Cleary
Ramona At My Funeral
6
Burt Reynolds
Actor
6
Charlotte Rae
Facts of Life Gal
6
IM Pei
Architect
6
John Glenn
Astronaut
6
John Paul Stevens
Supreme Court Justice
6
June Lockhart
Actress
6
Monty Hall
Let's Make A Deal Dude
6
Noel Neill
Lois Lane
6
Rob Ford
Most Entertaining Canadian Ever
6
Robert Schuller
DEAD - Preacher
6
Stephen Hawking
Smart Guy
6
Vera Lynn
"We"ll Meet Again"
6
Barbara Bush
Georges Old Lady
5
Barbara Hale
Della On Perry Mason
5
Christopher Lee
DEAD - Actor
5
Darren Daulton
Nutty Baseballer
5
Dick Cheney
Politician
5
Hugh Hefner
Matt's Idol
5
Jayne Meadows
DEAD - Actress
5
Joe Garagiola
Baseball Player
5
Justin Bieber
Maybe He'll Get Fever
5
Kim Jong Un
Rodman's Pal
5
Louis Jourdan
DEAD - Actor
5
Richard Simmons
Strange Little Man
5
Sidney Poitier
Actor
5
"Superstar" Billy Graham
Wrestler
4
Angela Lansbury
Murder We Wish
4
Barbara Walters
Broad with Funny Speaking Voice
4
Charles Manson
Nutcase
4
Desmond Tutu
South African Religious Leader
4
Dick Van Patten
DEAD - Eight is Enough Dad
4
Eva Marie Saint
Actress
4
Fyvush Finkel
Picket Fences
4
Gary Busey
Actor
4
Jerry Stiller
Comedian/Actor
4
Jim Nabors
Gomer Pyle
4
Joanne Woodward
Woodbound
4
Joyce Randolph
Actress
4
Keith Richards
Rock & Roll Pharmacist
4
King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz
DEAD - House of Saud
4
Leonard Nimoy
DEAD - Spock
4
Pierre Cardin
Designer
4
Robert Mugabe
Not a Real Nice Person
4
Sean Connery
Actor
4
Tony Bennett
Singer
4
Adam West
Holy Octogenarian Batman
3
Al Jaffee
MAD Magazine Guy
3
Al Sharpton
Racist
3
Arnold Palmer
Golfer
3
Bernard Fox
Dr. Bombay
3
Betsy Palmer
DEAD - Actress
3
Bill Macy
Mr. Maude
3
Billy Connolly
Comedian
3
Bobby Doerr
Baseball Great
3
Cher
Scary
3
Christopher Plummer
Actor
3
Chuck Berry
Rock - N - Roller
3
Chuck Yeager
Pilot
3
Clint Eastwood
Make My Day
3
David Prowse
Darth Vader
3
Donald Sterling
Quite the Clippers Owner
3
George Shultz
Politico
3
Gloria DeHaven
Actress
3
Gloria Vanderbilt
Fashion Designer
3
Henry Heimlich
Uh, The Maneuver
3
Hillary Clinton
Stood By Her Man
3
James Best
DEAD - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
3
Jane Withers
We bet she does.
3
Jerry Lee Lewis
Cradle Robber
3
Jerry Tarkanian
DEAD - Tark the Shark
3
Larry Storch
Actor
3
Lee Iacocca
The First Auto Bailout Guy
3
Martin Landau
Guy from Space 1999
3
Marty Allen
Comic
3
Miley Cyrus
Tweener
3
Morley Safer
60 Minutes Dude
3
Morrisey
Miserable Musician
3
Nanette Fabray
Actress
3
Norman Lear
TV Producer
3
O. J. Simpson
Murderer
3
Patrick Macnee
DEAD - Actor
3
Phil Spector
Wall Of Sound, Murderer
3
Roger Moore
Actor
3
Theodore Bikel
DEAD - Actor
3
Tom Brokow
News Reader
3
Tommy Lasorda
Hefty Baseball Coach
3
Walter Mondale
Vice President
3
Wilko Johnson
Musician and Actor
3
William Daniels
Actor
3
William Schallert
Actor
3
William Shatner
Kirk
3
Willie Nelson
Singer
3
Zacherley
The Cool Ghoul
3
Anita Ekberg
DEAD - Actress, Model
2
Barack Obama
US President
2
Bernie Madoff
Prick
2
Bill Daily
Actor
2
Bob Dylan
Singer
2
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Former UN Guy
2
Buzz Aldrin
Astronaut
2
Charlie Sheen
Actor
2
Cloris Leachman
Phyllis
2
Dean Smith
DEAD - Basketball Coach
2
Debbie Reynolds
Actress
2
Doc Severinsen
Band Leader
2
Dorothy Malone
Actress
2
Fats Domino
Singer
2
Frank Gifford
DEAD - Cathy Lee's Bitch
2
George Gaynes
Actor
2
George Kennedy
Actor
2
Grant Tinker
Ran NBC in the 70s Heyday
2
Harry Belafonte
Singer
2
Harry Dean Stanton
Actor
2
Honor Blackman
Pussy Galore
2
Hugh O'Brian
Wyatt Earp
2
Jim Bakker
Tammy's former squeeze
2
Jim Kelly
Mr. Buffalo Bill
2
Joan Lunden
TV Host
2
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Mike, Janet, & LaToya's Pop
2
John Astin
Gomez
2
John Goodman
Fat Actor
2
John Madden
Turkey Eater
2
John Travolta
Actor
2
Julie Newmar
9th Life and Counting
2
Kaye Ballard
Actress
2
Kim Novak
Actress
2
Lamar Odom
Hope He Wore a Sleeve
2
Larry Flynt
Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol
2
Lee Kuan Yew
DEAD - Father of Singapore
2
Loretta Lynn
Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister
2
Louis Farrakahn
Racist
2
Malcolm Young
AC/DC
2
Mario Cuomo
DEAD - Former NY Governor
2
Marion Ross
Mrs. C
2
Mel Stottlemyre
Baseball Player
2
Michael Douglas
Kirk's Boy
2
Mikhail Gorbachev
Former Ruskie Leader
2
Nichelle Nichols
Lt. Uhura
2
Pat Robertson
Religious Dude
2
Pele
Mr. Cosmo
2
Percy Sledge
DEAD - Singer
2
Peter Marshall
Circle Get The Square
2
Quincy Jones
Musician/Producer
2
Randy Travis
Another Country Music Train Wreck
2
Richard Dysart
DEAD - Actor
2
Rihanna
Chris Brown's Throwdown
2
Robert Guillaume
Actor - Benson
2
Roger Mudd
You're Name is Mudd
2
Rush Limbaugh
Radio Guy
2
Sandra Day O'Connor
Justice
2
Shelley Berman
Comedian
2
Tina Turner
Singer
2
Vin Scully
Ball Announcer
2
Vladimir Putin
Russian Politician
2
Whitey Ford
Baseball Player
2
Willie Mays
Say Hey
2
Al Franken
Comedy Writer, Senator, Same Thing
1
Al Gore
Presidential Wanna-Be
1
Andy Dick
Comedian
1
Ann Coulter
Shock Value Broad
1
Anne Jackson
Actress
1
Anne Jeffreys
Actress
1
Anthony Hopkins
Actor
1
Antonin Scalia
Court Dude
1
Archie Manning
Football Player and Spawne
1
Arlene Dahl
Journey to the Center of The Earth
1
Bill Dana
Hi Name José Jiménez
1
Bill Mahr
TV Talk Host
1
Bill Murray
Actor
1
Bill O'Reilly
Blowhard
1
Billie Hayes
Witchee-Poo
1
Bob Costas
Sportscaster
1
Bob Newhart
Actor
1
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Wrestling Promoter
1
Bobby Brown
Singer
1
Brian Wilson
Beach Boy
1
Brigette Nielson
Amazon
1
Bruce Vilanch
Comedian, Hollywood Square
1
Carol Burnett
Comedian
1
Caroll Spinney
Big Bird
1
Christopher Lloyd
Actor- Rev. Jim
1
Chuck Barris
Gong Show Guy/Secret Agent
1
Cicely Tyson
Actress
1
Clint Howard
Actor
1
Clint Walker
Actor
1
David Bowie
Musician
1
David Hedison
Actor, The Fly
1
Dean Jones
DEAD - Actor, The Love Bug
1
Demi Lovato
Former Disney Kid
1
Dennis Miller
Comedian
1
Diane Serra Cary
Baby Peggy
1
Dianne Feinstein
Senator
1
Dick Butkus
A Bear
1
Dickie Moore
DEAD - A Rascal
1
Dina Merrill
Calamity Jane!
1
Don Murray
Actor
1
Don Shula
Football Great, Steakhouse Great
1
Doris Roberts
Actress
1
Dorothy Mengering
Letterman's Mom
1
Dustin Diamond
Screech
1
Edd Byrnes
Actor, 77 Sunset Strip
1
Edward Brooke
DEAD - Senator, Affair With Barbara Walters
1
Ennio Morricone
Composer
1
Eric Carle
Some Caterpillar Book
1
Erin Moran
Joanie Cunningham
1
Ernie Banks
DEAD - Mr. Sunshine
1
Estelle Harris
Estelle Costanza
1
Estelle Parsons
Actress
1
Ethel Kennedy
Another Kennedy
1
F. Lee Bailey
Attorney
1
Francis Ford Coppola
Some Movie Guy
1
Franco Zeffirelli
A Time For Him, Some Day There'll Be
1
Fred Willard
Comedian
1
G. Gordon Liddy
The Plumber
1
Gabe Kaplan
Mr. Kotter
1
Gallagher
Splat!
1
Gaston Glock
Gun Dude
1
Gavin Macleod
Merrill Stubing
1
Gene Hackman
Popeye Doyle
1
Gene Wilder
Willy Wonka
1
George Zimmerman
Shooter
1
Glenn Beck
Radio/TV Commentator
1
Gloria Henry
Actress, Alice Mitchell
1
Grace Slick
Don't You Want Somebody To Die
1
Hal Linden
Barney Miller
1
Hamed Karzai
Afghan Leader
1
Hank Aaron
Baseball Legend
1
Harrison Ford
Hans, Indy, etc.
1
Harry Reid
Senator from Nevada
1
Hayao Miyazaki
King of Studio Ghibli
1
Imelda Marcos
Shoe Lady
1
Jack Nicholson
Actor
1
Jackie Mason
Comedian
1
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Wrestler
1
James Earl Jones
Voice
1
James Randi
Amazing
1
James Watson
Had A Crick In His DNA
1
Jane Powell
Actress
1
Janet Waldo
Where's Waldo (Voice Actress)
1
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Former UN Secretary-General
1
Jean Darling
DEAD - Our Ganger
1
Jean Kennedy Smith
A Kennedy
1
Jenna Jameson
Hubba Hubba - Eww
1
Jerry Brown
Governor of CA (x2)
1
Jerry Maren
Lollipop Guild Member
1
Jesse Jackson
Racist
1
Jimmie Walker
DynOmite
1
Joe Biden
Vice President
1
John Hillerman
Actor
1
John McVie
A Fleetwood Macer
1
John Szeles
The Amazing Jonathon
1
Jon Stewart
Tended Bar At City Gardens
1
Joni Mitchell
Singer
1
Jorge Garcia
LOST Actor
1
Joseph Campanella
Actor
1
Joseph Mascolo
Stefano DiMera - Days Of Our Lives
1
Judith Krantz
Author
1
Karl Rove
Not the world's nicest guy
1
Kate Middleton
Princess
1
Katherine Jackson
Got The Little Jacksons
1
Keith Olberman
TV Talk Host
1
Ken Kercheval
Actor
1
Kevin Smith
Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mall Rats
1
Kim Kardashian
Some Skank
1
Larry Kramer
Seinfeld's Friend?
1
Laura Ingraham
Radio Talker
1
Lee Grant
Actress
1
Leif Garrett
Teen Heart Throb
1
Lemmy Kilmister
DEAD - Lemmy
1
Leon Russell
Musician
1
Leonard Cohen
Singer, Song Writer
1
Lil Wayne
Rapper
1
Lizabeth Scott
DEAD - Actress, Film Noir
1
Lou Dobbs
TV, Radio and Print Pundit
1
Macaulay Culkin
Kid Actor, Has Been
1
Marge Champion
1/2 Of The Champions
1
Marion "Suge" Knight
Rapper
1
Martin Brooks
DEAD - Dr. Rudy Wells
1
Martin Milner
DEAD - Actor, Route 66 & Adam-12
1
Mary Kate Olsen
Half an Annoying Set
1
Max Von Sydow
Father Merrin
1
Meatloaf
Who knows
1
Michael Bloomberg
MYC Mayor and Businessman
1
Michael J. Fox
Actor
1
Michael Moore
Did He Do "Super Size it?"
1
Mick Jagger
The Stones
1
Miguel Ferrer
Actor and Voice Actor
1
Milos Forman
Director, Screenwriter
1
Mitch McConnell
Politician
1
Nancy Pelosi
Former Speaker of the House
1
Neal Boortz
Radio Guy
1
Neil Simon
Playwright
1
Omar Sharif
DEAD - Actor
1
Orson Bean
Actor
1
Pat Harrington
One Day At a Time
1
Pat Summitt
Women's College B-Ball Legend
1
Paul Allen
Microsoft, Movies, Music
1
Paul Prudhomme
DEAD - Chef
1
Penny Marshall
Actress
1
Pervez Musharraf
Ask George W. Bush (Pakistani Leader)
1
Petula Clark
Singer
1
Pierre Boulez
Composer, Conductor, Pianist
1
Piers Morgan
TV Talk Host
1
Prince Andrew
The Duke of York
1
Raul Castro
Fidel's Stand-in
1
Renee Graziano
Mob Wife & Squealer
1
Richard "Old Man" Harrison
Pawn Star
1
Richard Anderson
Oscar Goldman
1
Richard Lewis
Comedian
1
Rita Moreno
Actress
1
Robert Blake
Actor
1
Robert Clary
LeBeau
1
Robert Downey Jr.
Smack fiend
1
Robert Morse
Actor
1
Robert Vaughn
U.N.C.L.E.
1
Roger Corman
Director, Producer
1
Roman Polanski
Some Like 'Em Young
1
Ron Moody
DEAD - Fagin
1
Ron Wood
Stones
1
Rosalynn Carter
Jimmy's Squeeze
1
Ruth Westheimer
Sex Gal
1
Ryan Seacrest
WTF Is That All About?
1
Sarah Palin
Some Alaskan
1
Scott Peterson
What a Pud
1
Scott Weiland
DEAD - Stoned Temple Pilot
1
Sean Hannity
Radio/TV Talker
1
Seth Rogen
Actor, Comedian
1
Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman
Blind Terrorist (oops, we mean cleric)
1
Steven Hill
Actor
1
Steven Tyler
Singer
1
Tab Hunter
Actor, Singer
1
Taylor Swift
Pop Singer
1
Ted Cruz
Senator
1
Ted Turner
Media Magnate
1
Tim Curry
Actor
1
Tom Lehrer
Singer, Songwriter
1
Toni Morrison
Author
1
Vic Damone
Singer
1
Wavy Gravy
Hippie
1
Wayne Rogers
DEAD - The Other Trapper John M.D.
1
Wilford Brimley
Actor
1



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