The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2015 O.B.E. ENTRIES

! A Acme Casket Express Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Ann Coulter Karl Rove Bill O'Reilly Ted Cruz Sarah Palin Mitch McConnell Glenn Beck Dennis Miller Neal Boortz Lou Dobbs Laura Ingraham	! AA A Maggot Manufacturing Inc Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Hal Holbrook Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Carol Channing Muhammad Ali Don Rickles Hosni Mubarak	! EXOENDO ZUZUBAR (2015 OBE CHAMPS) Valerie Harper King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz (3) Clive James Sam Simon (1) David Rockefeller Irwin Corey Herman Wouk IM Pei Marjorie Lord (1) Glen Campbell George Shultz Henry Heimlich Robert Mugabe
!=Life Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Al Molinaro (1) Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sam Simon (1) June Foray Pope Benedict XVI Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Marjorie Lord (1) Jean Kennedy Smith	#DearSanta Dianne Feinstein Al Sharpton Michael Bloomberg Jesse Jackson Kim Jong Un Nancy Pelosi Harry Reid Keith Olberman Jon Stewart Bill Mahr Al Franken Michael Moore Al Gore	#Death Sentence# John Madden Pope Benedict XVI Bob Dole George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip Billy Graham Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Stan Lee Stephen Hawking Abe Vigoda
(The River Styx) Gordie Howe Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Hugh Downs George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** Olivia de Havilland Rob Ford Donald Sterling Glen Campbell	2015 Reaper's Digest Sam Simon (1) George Bush Sr. Tom Lehrer Beverly Cleary Zsa Zsa Gabor Carl Reiner Helmut Schmidt (1) David Prowse Bill Cosby Al Molinaro (1) Hayao Miyazaki Billy Graham June Foray	88+ Alan Young John Paul Stevens George Shultz Hugh Downs Al Jaffee Prince Philip Theodore Bikel (3) Lee Iacocca Shelley Berman Yogi Berra (1) Kaye Ballard Dick Van Dyke Chuck Berry
A Queen, 2 Presidents, & Other Decent People Queen Elizabeth II George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Dorothy Mengering Betty White Joe Garagiola Charlotte Rae Peter Marshall Jane Withers Harper Lee Mel Brooks Tony Bennett Martin Landau	Adios Amigos Sam Simon (1) Mary Tyler Moore Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** Joanne Woodward Valerie Harper Nancy Reagan Marjorie Lord (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland	Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Muhammad Ali Gordie Howe Bill Cosby Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Scott Weiland (5) Carol Channing Abe Vigoda Lil Wayne Prince Philip Stan Lee
Alice To Ashes Nichelle Nichols Gloria DeHaven Harry Dean Stanton Tony Bennett Hugh Hefner Charlotte Rae Roger Corman Bob Barker Doris Day Roger Moore Jerry Stiller Neil Simon Marion Ross	All Aboard Those Going Below Hal Holbrook George Kennedy Doris Day Muhammad Ali June Lockhart Jerry Stiller Dick Van Patten (3) Gloria Vanderbilt Marion Ross Estelle Harris Harry Belafonte William Daniels Prince Philip	Annie's Oakley's XIII - Friday the XIIIth Billy Graham Valerie Harper Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Loretta Lynn George Bush Sr. Pope Benedict XVI Roger Moore Hosni Mubarak Burt Reynolds Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Not A Celebrity*** Queen Elizabeth II
Architects Deathwish 2015 Fidel Castro Hugh Hefner Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Mary Kate Olsen Katherine Jackson George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor	Bakers Deadly Dozen George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey Norman Lloyd Billy Graham Jim Nabors Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Queen Elizabeth II Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Mary Tyler Moore Valerie Harper Cher	Baker's Dozen Dirt Nap Vin Scully William Shatner Adam West Sidney Poitier Whitey Ford Wayne Rogers (5) Joan Fontaine (Died 12/15/13) Walter Mondale Robert Guillaume Doc Severinsen Dick Van Patten (3) Bill Macy Bernard Fox
Beat The Odds Sean Connery Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Alan Young Fidel Castro Noel Neill Jerry Lewis Bill Daily William Schallert Bob Barker Rose Marie Jimmy Carter Louis Jourdan (1)	Blue Screen of Death George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Valerie Harper Billy Graham Barbara Bush Carol Channing Dick Cheney Nancy Reagan Bill Cosby Lamar Odom Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda	Bound For The Dirt Nap George Bush Sr. Maureen O'Hara (1) Dick Van Dyke Mary Tyler Moore Nancy Reagan Norman Lloyd Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Zacherley Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Pope Benedict XVI Jake LaMotta
Bow Your Head Glen Campbell Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Bob Barker Fidel Castro Stuart Scott (1) Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis	Breaking Dead Joe Garagiola ***Not A Celebrity*** Morrisey Jim Kelly Stuart Scott (1) Bret Michaels Gordie Howe Darren Daulton Buddy Ryan Glen Campbell Sam Simon (1) Mary Tyler Moore Valerie Harper	Breathless Anticipation Wilko Johnson Glen Campbell Irwin Corey Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper George Bush Sr. Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk ------------------ Fidel Castro
Brew Crew Lindsay Lohan Betty White Buzz Aldrin ***Not A Celebrity*** Willie Nelson Angela Lansbury Sean Connery Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Monty Hall Chuck Yeager Joseph Wapner	Bring Out Y'er Dead Rihanna Vera Lynn Prince Philip Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas O. J. Simpson Billy Connolly Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Amanda Bynes Leonard Cohen Bret Michaels Zsa Zsa Gabor	Celebrity Fertilizer Bill Cosby Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Monty Hall Olivia de Havilland Christopher Plummer Glen Campbell Mary Tyler Moore Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas Stan Lee Rob Ford Sam Simon (1)
Children Of The Roaring 20s Henry Heimlich Noel Neill Sheila MacRae (Died 3/6/14) Steven Hill Carl Reiner Marty Allen William Schallert Stan Lee Larry Storch Henry Kissenger Lee Kuan Yew (4) Gloria Vanderbilt Jerry Lewis	Copeland's Crazy Corpses Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Bill Cosby Roman Polanski Adam West Bobby Brown Pope Benedict XVI Tony Bennett Marion "Suge" Knight Mel Brooks Leonard Nimoy (3) Hugh Hefner	Crypt Kickers 50 Olivia de Havilland Queen Elizabeth II Harper Lee Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Tom Brokow Prince Philip Bob Dole Miguel Ferrer Abe Vigoda June Foray
Dead For No Reason Lizabeth Scott (5) Fyvush Finkel Mary Tyler Moore Norman Lloyd George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey Maureen O'Hara (1) Alan Young Marjorie Lord (1) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Barbara Hale	Dead Pool Ghoul Richard Simmons Billy Connolly Bart Starr Malcolm Young Clive James John Szeles Muhammad Ali Sam Simon (1) David Prowse Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Cheney Joe Jackson (Dad)	Dead Right Psychic Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Zacherley David Rockefeller Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Hosni Mubarak Patrick Macnee (3)
Death Be Not Proud Betty White Zsa Zsa Gabor Rose Marie Valerie Harper Joseph Mascolo Mary Tyler Moore Dick Van Dyke Amanda Bynes George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Leonard Nimoy (3) Richard Simmons	Death Solves So Many Problems Henry Kissenger Yogi Berra (1) Don Rickles John Glenn William Shatner Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis Charles Manson Richard "Old Man" Harrison Carol Channing Willie Nelson Monty Hall Fidel Castro	Death To All Sam Simon (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Joanne Woodward Gordie Howe Norman Lloyd Nancy Reagan Billy Graham IM Pei Wilko Johnson Yogi Berra (1) "Superstar" Billy Graham
Death To Us All Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Not A Celebrity*** Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Helmut Schmidt (1) Al Molinaro (1) Abe Vigoda Jake LaMotta Sam Simon (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** George Bush Sr.	Die Die My Darling Marjorie Lord (1) George Zimmerman Barbara Hale Zsa Zsa Gabor Vladimir Putin Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Olivia de Havilland Glen Campbell Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Burt Reynolds	Dr. Evil Billy Graham Robert Schuller (1) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Sam Simon (1) Al Molinaro (1) Alan Young Gordie Howe Jake LaMotta ***Not A Celebrity*** George Bush Sr.
Dust2Dust Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor Bob Dole George Bush Sr. Sam Simon (1) Charlotte Rae Gloria Henry Mary Tyler Moore Stuart Scott (1) Rob Ford Burt Reynolds	'Effing Die Already! Sam Simon (1) Betty White Helmut Schmidt (1) Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Herman Wouk Jerry Lewis ***Not A Celebrity*** Valerie Harper Harper Lee Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Judith Krantz	Ernie's Picks Morrisey Bret Michaels Stuart Scott (1) Dick Van Dyke Valerie Harper Bart Starr Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro John Travolta Prince Philip Aretha Franklin Ruth Bader Ginsburg Olivia de Havilland
Et Tu Corpus Billy Graham Valerie Harper Joanne Woodward Prince Philip George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro G. Gordon Liddy Joseph Wapner Olivia de Havilland	Eternity Tours Norman Lloyd Sam Simon (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Glen Campbell George Bush Sr. Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Yogi Berra (1) Kirk Douglas Tim Curry Noel Neill Fidel Castro	Everlasting Lifelessness George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey Bob Dole Rob Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Pope Benedict XVI Valerie Harper B.B. King (1) Lee Kuan Yew (4) Stuart Scott (1) Mary Tyler Moore Sam Simon (1)
Evil Never Dies Jim Bakker Barbara Bush Billy Graham Pat Robertson Robert Mugabe Henry Kissenger Nancy Reagan Prince Philip Antonin Scalia Imelda Marcos Lee Iacocca Pope Benedict XVI Bob Dole	Flatliners Jim Bakker Chuck Barris Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Nanette Fabray Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Charlotte Rae Nancy Reagan ***Not A Celebrity*** Abe Vigoda Joseph Wapner	Fonzie's Fatalities Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Mary Tyler Moore Morrisey Gordie Howe Prince Philip Fidel Castro Ed Asner Dick Van Dyke
Food For Worms B.B. King (1) Joe Garagiola Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Gordie Howe Bobby Doerr George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Franco Zeffirelli David Rockefeller Billy Graham Al Molinaro (1)	Free Spirits Marty Allen Billy Graham Al Sharpton Jerry Lee Lewis Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Barbara Bush George Bush Sr. Clint Eastwood Mick Jagger Rose Marie Bob Barker Zsa Zsa Gabor	From Here To Eternity Patrick Macnee (3) Alan Young June Lockhart Joyce Randolph Don Murray Dorothy Malone Barbara Hale Jerry Lewis Honor Blackman Marjorie Lord (1) Jayne Meadows (1) Noel Neill Betsy Palmer (3)
Future Wormfood 2015 David Rockefeller Ed Asner George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas Maureen O'Hara (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Sam Simon (1) Bob Barker	Galatic Empire Sam Simon (1) Stan Lee Amanda Bynes George Bush Sr. Jerry Stiller Bill Cosby Bret Michaels Kirk Douglas Gary Busey Michael J. Fox Joe Jackson (Dad) Phil Spector Kim Jong Un	Geritol Gangsters Al Molinaro (1) Beverly Cleary Billy Graham David Rockefeller Helmut Schmidt (1) Herman Wouk IM Pei Irwin Corey Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ghouls Rush In!!! Jerry Lee Lewis Abe Vigoda Pat Robertson Doris Day B.B. King (1) Billy Graham Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Bob Barker Muhammad Ali Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas	Gimmie A Stiffie Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Al Molinaro (1) Queen Elizabeth II Zsa Zsa Gabor Bobby Doerr Nancy Reagan Norman Lloyd Muhammad Ali Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Donald Keefer (Died 9/7/14)	Glupo Celebrity Zombija George Bush Sr. Dick Van Dyke Kirk Douglas Marjorie Lord (1) Olivia de Havilland Doris Day Nancy Reagan Sam Simon (1) Vera Lynn Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Not A Celebrity*** Bill Cosby
GoneBabyGone Stephen Hawking Glen Campbell Sidney Poitier Morley Safer John Madden Randy Travis ***Not A Celebrity*** Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Jake LaMotta Arnold Palmer ***Not A Celebrity*** ------------------	Good Looking Corpses George Bush Sr. Alan Young John Glenn Prince Philip Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Dick Cheney Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Doris Day Hugh Hefner Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor	Grabberlime Christopher Lee (1) Gordie Howe Bill Dana Fidel Castro Marty Allen Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Christopher Plummer Rose Marie Quincy Jones Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Shelley Berman
Grave Digger's Revenge George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Ed Asner Mary Tyler Moore Don Rickles Gaston Glock Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Not A Celebrity*** Burt Reynolds Glen Campbell Maureen O'Hara (1)	Graveyard Smashers Olivia de Havilland Yogi Berra (1) Muhammad Ali B.B. King (1) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Gordie Howe George Bush Sr. Carl Reiner Christopher Lee (1) Jake "The Snake" Roberts Pierre Cardin	Grim McGraw Ed Asner Gordie Howe ***Not A Celebrity*** John Glenn Zsa Zsa Gabor Bret Michaels Mario Cuomo (4) Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Irwin Corey Don Rickles Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Grim Reaptress-On-Grim Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Bill Cosby Prince Philip Angela Lansbury Gloria Vanderbilt Kim Kardashian Piers Morgan Cicely Tyson William Daniels Anthony Hopkins	Groovy Ghoulies Prince Philip Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Bob Dole Al Molinaro (1) Gordie Howe Abe Vigoda Sam Simon (1) Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Billy Graham Richard Simmons ------------------	Gumps Death Squad Zsa Zsa Gabor Sam Simon (1) Patrick Macnee (3) Leonard Nimoy (3) Sidney Poitier Morley Safer Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Joseph Wapner Abe Vigoda Bob Barker Betty White Angela Lansbury
Here Today, Gone Forever Fats Domino Hal Holbrook Hugh O'Brian Kirk Douglas Charlotte Rae Zsa Zsa Gabor Clint Walker Norman Lloyd David Hedison Anne Jackson George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan Vic Damone	Hey This Ain't Heaven Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Doris Day Valerie Harper George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Glen Campbell Charles Manson Rose Marie Carol Channing B.B. King (1) Stephen Hawking Gordie Howe	Heywood Jablome 2 Irwin Corey Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee Nancy Reagan Billy Graham Fidel Castro Sam Simon (1) Buddy Ryan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Maureen O'Hara (1)
Hollywood Funerals Eva Marie Saint Joyce Randolph Grant Tinker Maureen O'Hara (1) Nanette Fabray Carol Channing Rose Marie Hal Holbrook Hugh O'Brian Abe Vigoda Norman Lear June Lockhart Gene Wilder	Homeward Bound Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Toni Morrison Carol Channing Desmond Tutu Monty Hall Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Willie Mays John Glenn Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Valerie Harper	Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip Hugh Hefner Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Lindsay Lohan Keith Richards Buddy Ryan Yogi Berra (1) Gordie Howe Glen Campbell Hal Holbrook
I Can't See The Light Bill Cosby Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda Jerry Lewis Muhammad Ali Doris Day Maureen O'Hara (1) Mel Brooks Olivia de Havilland Ed Asner Carol Channing Jim Nabors Billy Graham	I See Dead People Hosni Mubarak Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Prince Philip Mary Tyler Moore Jerry Lewis Martin Landau Christopher Plummer Eva Marie Saint Kim Novak Carol Channing Valerie Harper	Ichabod The Embalmer Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas James Best (3) Aretha Franklin Nancy Reagan Jimmy Carter Al Molinaro (1) Abe Vigoda Ed Asner Olivia de Havilland
It Is An Ex-Parrot Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Maureen O'Hara (1) Kirk Douglas IM Pei Irwin Corey Jake LaMotta Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Louis Jourdan (1) June Foray	It Tastes Kind Of Like Sad Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Fred Willard George Bush Sr. Joseph Wapner Abe Vigoda Henry Kissenger Billy Graham Fidel Castro Helmut Schmidt (1) Stan Lee John Paul Stevens Aretha Franklin	It's Time To Sleep Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland June Foray Mary Tyler Moore Jerry Lewis Doris Day Rose Marie Hugh Downs Muhammad Ali
It's Warm Down Here Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Joseph Wapner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Martin Landau Jenna Jameson Stan Lee Kirk Douglas Morley Safer George Bush Sr. Ruth Westheimer ***Not A Celebrity***	Jackalope Ghost Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Sam Simon (1) Stuart Scott (1) Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Abe Vigoda Charles Manson Fidel Castro B.B. King (1) Aretha Franklin	Jersey Ice Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Bob Barker Gordie Howe Yogi Berra (1) Valerie Harper Nancy Reagan Irwin Corey Bob Dole
Joanne's Flatliners Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Lindsay Lohan Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Carol Channing Amanda Bynes Alan Young	Just Kill Me Now Percy Sledge (4) Mel Stottlemyre King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz (3) Stuart Scott (1) Darren Daulton Clive James Sam Simon (1) Joe Garagiola Jerry Maren ***Not A Celebrity*** Pierre Boulez Dean Smith (4) ***Not A Celebrity***	Karen's Cadavers George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Connolly Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Olivia de Havilland Bob Dylan Hillary Clinton Fidel Castro Kate Middleton Robert Blake Barack Obama Prince Philip
KeyMaster Jimmy Carter Rosalynn Carter James Earl Jones William Shatner Clint Eastwood Abe Vigoda Justin Bieber Zsa Zsa Gabor Leonard Nimoy (3) Olivia de Havilland Edward Brooke (5) John Glenn ***Not A Celebrity***	KILLJOY Brigette Nielson Amanda Bynes Bret Michaels Miley Cyrus Rihanna Bill Cosby O. J. Simpson Renee Graziano Charlie Sheen Richard Simmons Jerry Stiller Billy Graham Kirk Douglas	Knocking On Heaven's Door Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Al Molinaro (1) Muhammad Ali George Bush Sr. Abe Vigoda B.B. King (1) Angela Lansbury Fidel Castro Ed Asner Seth Rogen
Lifeless Joe Jackson Stuart Scott (1) Fidel Castro Glen Campbell Marge Champion Olivia de Havilland William Schallert June Foray Bill Macy Grant Tinker Kirk Douglas Maureen O'Hara (1) George Bush Sr. Billy Graham	Marco's Wife Has A Sex Tape Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller Billy Graham Justin Bieber Nancy Reagan Alan Young Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Prince Philip Cher Don Rickles Dick Van Dyke	Martha Pearl Zsa Zsa Gabor Bernie Madoff Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Clive James Sam Simon (1) Gordie Howe Mario Cuomo (4) King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz (3) Stuart Scott (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Jerry Tarkanian (3) ***Not A Celebrity***
Meat-Slab Barack Obama Joe Biden Ryan Seacrest Jimmie Walker Hillary Clinton Al Sharpton Taylor Swift Bob Costas Clint Howard Erin Moran Gary Busey Prince Andrew Barbara Walters	Metsie 62 Mary Tyler Moore Yogi Berra (1) Henry Kissenger Kirk Douglas Doris Day Bill Murray Mel Brooks Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Ruth Bader Ginsburg Sean Connery Brian Wilson Andy Dick	Mile Zero Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Tony Bennett Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Billy Graham Al Molinaro (1) Joseph Wapner Doris Day Nancy Reagan Valerie Harper Queen Elizabeth II
Morbid Moe Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta Zsa Zsa Gabor Muhammad Ali Pope Benedict XVI Gordie Howe Jerry Lee Lewis	Morguenolia Blossom Lee Zacherley June Foray Peter Marshall Abe Vigoda Alan Young Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Bernard Fox Joseph Wapner	MuleKickers Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Valerie Harper Demi Lovato Prince Philip Frank Gifford (4) Fyvush Finkel Debbie Reynolds
Norman Lloyd Is 100 Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn George Gaynes June Foray Marjorie Lord (1) Helmut Schmidt (1) Al Molinaro (1) Jayne Meadows (1) Joseph Wapner	No-Talent Ass-Clowns Clive James Valerie Harper Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Nancy Reagan George Bush Sr. David Rockefeller George Gaynes Joseph Wapner	Old And Crusty Mary Tyler Moore Stuart Scott (1) Tom Brokow Ruth Bader Ginsburg Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Yogi Berra (1) Abe Vigoda Jake LaMotta Burt Reynolds Bret Michaels
On The Right Side Of The Grass Jerry Lewis Hugh Downs Henry Kissenger Stan Lee Barbara Bush Lee Iacocca IM Pei Dick Van Dyke David Rockefeller Don Rickles Al Jaffee Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper	Otis, You Want A Treat? Glen Campbell Irwin Corey Darren Daulton Billy Graham Clive James Larry Kramer George Bush Sr. David Rockefeller Buddy Ryan Robert Schuller (1) Stuart Scott (1) Sam Simon (1) Mel Stottlemyre	Out To Meet Their Maker Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor David Rockefeller Gordie Howe Prince Philip Pope Benedict XVI Doris Day Hugh Downs John Glenn Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Monty Hall Joseph Wapner
Paid Piper Lamar Odom Donald Sterling Fidel Castro Amanda Bynes Tina Turner George Bush Sr. Bill Cosby Kim Jong Un Harrison Ford Rob Ford Robert Mugabe Prince Philip Gary Busey	Pat's Plotted Picks Maureen O'Hara (1) Julie Newmar Quincy Jones Kirk Douglas Louis Jourdan (1) "Superstar" Billy Graham Larry Storch Ernie Banks (5) Norman Lloyd Al Molinaro (1) Theodore Bikel (3) Vera Lynn ------------------	Peacefully In Her Sleep George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee Pierre Cardin Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Jake LaMotta Glen Campbell Bob Dole
Pearly Gates Zsa Zsa Gabor Cloris Leachman Larry Storch Ron Moody (5) June Foray Christopher Lee (1) Herman Wouk Hal Holbrook Nancy Reagan Irwin Corey Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Barbara Walters	phpatriots Betty White George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Jimmy Carter Ron Wood Bart Starr Hank Aaron Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Abe Vigoda Carl Reiner Hal Holbrook Bob Barker	Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Sam Simon (1) Bart Starr Glen Campbell Pervez Musharraf Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Billy Graham Fidel Castro Pope Benedict XVI George Bush Sr. Buddy Ryan Stephen Hawking
Political Graveyard George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Fidel Castro ***Not A Celebrity*** Hillary Clinton Queen Elizabeth II Hamed Karzai Kim Jong Un Vladimir Putin Mikhail Gorbachev Prince Philip Raul Castro ***Not A Celebrity***	Preservation Society Zsa Zsa Gabor Rose Marie Billy Graham Paul Prudhomme (5) Norman Lloyd Abe Vigoda David Rockefeller George Bush Sr. Sam Simon (1) Fidel Castro Helmut Schmidt (1) Stephen Hawking Grace Slick	Prestige Wolrdwide Gordie Howe Stan Lee Darren Daulton Walter Mondale Bob Barker Mary Tyler Moore Abe Vigoda Muhammad Ali George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Larry Flynt Buzz Aldrin Joan Lunden
qu+ndecim morte Richard Lewis Bart Starr Mel Brooks Betty White B.B. King (1) Malcolm Young Tom Brokow Glen Campbell Barbara Walters Harry Belafonte Jack Nicholson Meatloaf Joni Mitchell	Right Said Dead George Bush Sr. Walter Mondale Helmut Schmidt (1) Billy Graham John McVie Valerie Harper Sam Simon (1) Charlotte Rae Stuart Scott (1) Gordie Howe Arnold Palmer Bobby Doerr Jerry Tarkanian (3)	Save Me A Place In Hell Bob Barker Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali John Paul Stevens James Watson Dick Butkus Bill Cosby Kim Jong Un Dustin Diamond Arnold Palmer Bruce Vilanch Christopher Lloyd
Sick Puppies Kirk Douglas Queen Elizabeth II Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Waylon Jennings (Died 2/13/02) George Bush Sr. John Goodman Billy Graham Keith Richards Muhammad Ali Betty White Bill Cosby Nancy Reagan	SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke George Bush Sr. Stan Lee Beverly Cleary Al Molinaro (1) Harry Dean Stanton James Randi Joyce Randolph Christopher Lee (1)	Sleeping With The Fishes George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Harper Lee Fidel Castro Cher Richard Simmons Mary Tyler Moore Mel Brooks Don Rickles Betty White Robert Schuller (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan
Snug With The Slugs Abe Vigoda Fyvush Finkel Carol Channing Kirk Douglas Gordie Howe Carl Reiner Mel Brooks Clint Eastwood Keith Richards Ennio Morricone Milos Forman Jimmy Carter Bob Barker	Soon 2B Dead ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity***	Stiff Competition George Bush Sr. Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Wavy Gravy Valerie Harper Lemmy Kilmister (5) Stan Lee Al Molinaro (1) Nancy Reagan Don Rickles Leon Russell Alan Young
Stinkin Old Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Doris Day Joseph Wapner Norman Lloyd Maureen O'Hara (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta Carl Reiner	Styx & Headstones Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Rose Marie Billy Graham Fidel Castro Helmut Schmidt (1) John Goodman Lindsay Lohan Jorge Garcia Kevin Smith Bob Dylan Keith Richards	Team Dirt George Bush Sr. Sam Simon (1) Robert Schuller (1) Wilko Johnson "Superstar" Billy Graham Hosni Mubarak Valerie Harper Muhammad Ali Stuart Scott (1) Clive James Robert Mugabe Julie Newmar Fidel Castro
That's What She Dead Olivia de Havilland Boutros Boutros-Ghali Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Jake LaMotta Billy Graham Javier Perez de Cuellar Chuck Yeager John Paul Stevens Leif Garrett Abe Vigoda Eva Marie Saint Sandra Day O'Connor	The "Ex" File Billy Graham David Rockefeller Herman Wouk Irwin Corey June Foray Kirk Douglas Fyvush Finkel Noel Neill Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Penny Marshall Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor	The All-Gone, The Done-In, And The Dead Vera Lynn Bob Barker Pat Harrington Jerry Lewis Ethel Kennedy George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Alan Young Bob Dole John Paul Stevens Dickie Moore (5) Louis Jourdan (1) Mary Tyler Moore
The Angels Are Waiting For You Hosni Mubarak Bob Dole Harper Lee Jake LaMotta ***Not A Celebrity*** Pierre Cardin Phil Spector Al Jaffee Nancy Reagan Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mikhail Gorbachev Irwin Corey Norman Lloyd	The Baby Crushers Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Dick Van Dyke Irwin Corey June Foray Noel Neill Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham IM Pei Gordie Howe George Bush Sr.	The Dirty Death List Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Willie Nelson Zsa Zsa Gabor Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lewis Doris Day Bill Cosby Pope Benedict XVI Stuart Scott (1) John Travolta
The Final Curtain Caroll Spinney Dean Jones (5) Eric Carle Hal Linden James Best (3) Jane Powell John Hillerman Martin Milner (5) Nichelle Nichols Omar Sharif (5) Orson Bean Petula Clark Robert Vaughn	The Grim Reaper Says! O. J. Simpson Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Joseph Wapner Nancy Reagan Jake LaMotta Pope Benedict XVI Gordie Howe George Bush Sr. B.B. King (1) Chuck Berry Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas	The Permanent Siesta Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Randy Travis George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Bob Dole Don Shula Abe Vigoda Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Burt Reynolds Amanda Bynes
The Reaper's Waiting Room June Lockhart Stan Lee Don Rickles Yogi Berra (1) Bob Barker Bret Michaels Ed Asner Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Doris Day Maureen O'Hara (1) Macaulay Culkin Norman Lear	The Shish-Ka-Robs Carol Channing Doris Day Sidney Poitier Whitey Ford Desmond Tutu Gabe Kaplan Debbie Reynolds Roger Mudd Anita Ekberg (4) June Lockhart Joanne Woodward Jayne Meadows (1) Roger Moore	The Thundering Herd John Astin Richard Anderson Martin Brooks (5) Richard Dysart (4) Adam West Doris Roberts Sidney Poitier William Daniels Robert Guillaume Gavin Macleod Dick Van Patten (3) Don Rickles James Best (3)
To B Or Not To B B.B. King (1) Barbara Bush Barbara Hale Bernard Fox Betsy Palmer (3) Beverly Cleary Bill Daily Bill Macy Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Bob Newhart Boutros Boutros-Ghali	Toe Tag You're It Kirk Douglas Amanda Bynes Cloris Leachman Billy Graham Mary Tyler Moore George Bush Sr. Doris Day Rose Marie Loretta Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor Jimmy Carter David Bowie Muhammad Ali	Tomb Raider George Bush Sr. Ken Kercheval Mary Tyler Moore Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Gloria DeHaven Prince Philip Helmut Schmidt (1) Doris Day Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Al Molinaro (1) Peter Falk (Died 6/23/11)
Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor Muhammad Ali Dick Cheney Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Gary Busey Carol Channing Fidel Castro Bob Barker Rose Marie Nancy Reagan	Top Of The Reap Sandra Day O'Connor Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Sean Connery David Rockefeller Billy Graham Alan Young Gordie Howe Irwin Corey	Valar Morghulis Percy Sledge (4) Gordie Howe Robert Schuller (1) Desmond Tutu Darren Daulton Billy Graham Mary Tyler Moore Sam Simon (1) Buddy Ryan Clive James ***Not A Celebrity*** King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz (3) Phil Spector
Ward I'm Dead Maureen O'Hara (1) Mel Brooks Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland Ed Asner Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Carl Reiner Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke Queen Elizabeth II	Water Dawgs Robert Downey Jr. Carol Burnett Paul Allen Steven Tyler Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Kim Novak Queen Elizabeth II Justin Bieber Jerry Brown Francis Ford Coppola Rush Limbaugh Billy Graham	Wayne Manor Joyce Randolph Barbara Hale Marjorie Lord (1) Jayne Meadows (1) Dorothy Malone Eva Marie Saint Honor Blackman Betsy Palmer (3) Jean Darling (5) Diane Serra Cary Rita Moreno Estelle Parsons Lee Grant
We Can Seat You Now Jane Withers Billy Graham Nanette Fabray Louis Jourdan (1) George Kennedy Herman Wouk Pierre Cardin Dina Merrill Max Von Sydow Rose Marie Theodore Bikel (3) Joseph Campanella Kaye Ballard	We Hope That These People Die Fidel Castro Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff Hosni Mubarak George Bush Sr. Dick Cheney Zsa Zsa Gabor F. Lee Bailey Scott Peterson	Where Ya Dead People At? Rob Ford Archie Manning Desmond Tutu Billy Graham Joan Lunden Ted Turner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Olivia de Havilland Jim Nabors Beverly Cleary ***Not A Celebrity***
Where's My Damn List? Zsa Zsa Gabor Billie Hayes Janet Waldo Chuck Berry Abe Vigoda Fats Domino Robert Schuller (1) Alan Young Pope Benedict XVI John Astin Jayne Meadows (1) Hugh Downs John Paul Stevens	Women STILL Live Longer Than Men Alan Young Bob Dole Edd Byrnes George Shultz Henry Heimlich Henry Kissenger Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis Prince Philip Robert Morse Richard Dysart (4) Robert Clary Tab Hunter	Woogie Cadavers Pope Benedict XVI Frank Gifford (4) Mary Tyler Moore Vin Scully Tommy Lasorda Willie Mays Ruth Bader Ginsburg Billy Graham Bob Dole Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan ------------------
Wrong Side Of Da Grass David Rockefeller Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Herman Wouk Mary Tyler Moore June Lockhart Hal Holbrook George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Olivia de Havilland ***Not A Celebrity*** Dick Van Dyke	Xray Executioners Zsa Zsa Gabor Don Rickles Bob Barker Bob Dole Gallagher Doris Day Billy Graham Tommy Lasorda Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Abe Vigoda Al Molinaro (1) Joseph Wapner	Year Of The Living Dead Norman Lear Zsa Zsa Gabor June Foray Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta Maureen O'Hara (1) Christopher Lee (1) Hugh Downs Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller
You Have Lived Too Long Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Gene Hackman Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Yogi Berra (1) Monty Hall ***Not A Celebrity*** Sam Simon (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Pele Valerie Harper	You're Dead To Me!! Zsa Zsa Gabor Barbara Walters Bob Barker Mary Tyler Moore Maureen O'Hara (1) Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda Carol Channing Rose Marie Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Betty White	ZOMBIE DANCE PARTY Wilford Brimley Gloria DeHaven Arlene Dahl Donald Sterling Jane Withers Stephen Hawking Anita Ekberg (4) Louis Farrakahn Anne Jeffreys Tina Turner Jackie Mason Jim Nabors Dick Van Patten (3)
Zombie Squad Yogi Berra (1) Joe Garagiola Muhammad Ali Jim Kelly Bart Starr Buddy Ryan Fidel Castro Billy Graham "Superstar" Billy Graham Dean Smith (4) Jerry Tarkanian (3) Pele Jake LaMotta		Zsa Zsa Gabor: 1917-2015??? Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Tommy Lasorda Nancy Reagan Buddy Ryan Billy Graham Pope Benedict XVI Prince Philip Abe Vigoda Pat Summitt George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Muhammad Ali

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