The Guys' 2014 Picks!

1. SAM SIMON - Simon says "Gurgle, Gurgle Gasp".

2. VALERIE HARPER - Rhoda morgue interned.

3. ZSA ZSA GABOR - No More Ga-Bor; No More Ga-bor (join in!).

4. WILKO JOHNSON - Dr. Feel(not so)good.

5. MARJORIE LORD - Marjorie, Lord. Lord, Marjorie.

6. PATRICK MACNEE - Time to feed the weeds Steed.

7. LUISE RAINER - The Good Earth, come visit it. (Died 12/30/14)

8. JOHN PAUL STEVENS - About time for your judgment fella.

9. LIZ SMITH - From a dirt disher to a dirt napper.

10. FYVUSH FINKEL - Gay Shlafen.

11. JUNE FORAY - Natasha Fatal.

12. PETE SEEGER - A time to be born; a time to die. (Died 01/27/14)

13. KIRK DOUGLAS - The Final Countdown.