The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2014 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!! Maggot Manufacturing Inc. Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Hal Holbrook Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Billy Graham Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Sid Caesar (1) Ariel Sharon (1) Carol Channing	!!! Casket Express Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Ann Coulter Karl Rove Bill O'Reilly Ted Cruz Sarah Palin Mitch McConnell Glenn Beck Dennis Miller Neal Boortz Lou Dobbs Laura Ingraham	!!!!!! EXOENDO ZUZUBAR THE RECKONING Valerie Harper Wilko Johnson Sam Simon Luise Rainer (1) Robert Mugabe Irwin Corey Herman Wouk IM Pei Norman Lloyd Eli Wallach (1) Helmut Schmidt Don Pardo (1) Pete Seeger (1)
!=Life Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer (1) Prince Philip Jean Kennedy Smith George Bush Sr. Mickey Rooney (1) Eli Wallach (1) Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon (1) Olivia de Havilland	“Architects Deathwish 2014” Fidel Castro Hugh Hefner Lindsay Lohan Prince Philip Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Mary Kate Olsen Katherine Jackson George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor	“Good Looking Corpses” George Bush Sr. Alan Young John Glenn Prince Philip Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Dick Cheney Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Doris Day Hugh Hefner Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Metsie 62” Shirley Temple Black (3) Mickey Rooney (1) Luise Rainer (1) Mary Tyler Moore Tina Louise Ben Bradlee (4) Pope Francis Larry Storch Randy Travis Fidel Castro Doris Day David Rockefeller Tommy Lasorda	“Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz” Valerie Harper Mary Tyler Moore Bob Hoskins (5) Casey Kasem (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Stephen Hawking Pope Benedict XVI Fidel Castro Ray Price (Died 12/16/13) Glen Campell Paul Revere (3) Burt Reynolds	“Underworld Symphony” John Williams George Bush Sr. Barbara Bush Mary Kate Olsen Marion Ross Ralph Macchio Robert Blake Courtney Love Keith Richards Nikki Minaj Ariel Sharon (1) Harry Reid Lou Holtz
“We Hope That These People Die” Ronnie Biggs (Died 12/18/13) Fidel Castro Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff Hosni Mubarak George Bush Sr. Dick Cheney Zsa Zsa Gabor F. Lee Bailey	#Death Sentence# Bob Dole George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip Billy Graham Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Stan Lee Stephen Hawking Abe Vigoda Mickey Rooney (1) Eli Wallach (1)	(Formaldehyde Riders) Junior Johnson Rosalynn Carter Ellen Dow Alan Greenspan Abdullah The Butcher Kitty Kallen Kay Starr ***Not A Celebrity*** Gloria DeHaven Russell Johnson (3) June Lockhart Don Larson Robert Blake
~Team Heisenberg~ Fidel Castro Burt Reynolds Valerie Harper Carol Channing Nancy Reagan Dick Van Dyke Fats Domino Aretha Franklin Bob Dole John McCain John Glenn Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor	2014 Reaper's Digest Neil Simon Robert Mugabe Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Wilford Brimley George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Betty White Judy Blume Stan Lee John Glenn Carol Channing	A Very Long Dream Gene Wilder Valerie Harper Gary Busey Aretha Franklin Chuck Berry Carol Channing Abe Vigoda Bernie Madoff Bob Barker Rose Marie Dick Cheney Woody Allen Clint Eastwood
Abe Vigoda All-Stars Abe Vigoda Billy Graham Ariel Sharon (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Don Pardo (1) Kirk Douglas Joseph Wapner Mickey Rooney (1) Nancy Reagan Pete Seeger (1) George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Don Rickles	Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper John McVie Muhammad Ali Scott Weiland Tom Sizemore Jerry Lewis Al Molinaro Bashir al Assad Kirk Douglas Bob Barker	Alas, We Knew Them Well Ann B. Davis (3) Billy Graham Carol Channing Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Jane Withers Jayne Meadows Joseph Wapner Lauren Bacall (1) Maureen O'Hara Mickey Rooney (1) Norman Lear Sid Caesar (1)
All-Star Stiffs Muhammad Ali Dean Smith Bobby “The Brain” Heenan “Superstar” Billy Graham Billy Graham Jake LaMotta Ray Price (Died 12/16/13) Zsa Zsa Gabor Buddy Ryan ***Not A Celebrity*** Ralph Kiner (3) Fidel Castro Jerry Tarkanian	And They All Fall Down David Rockefeller Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham ***Not A Celebrity*** Amanda Bynes Beverly Cleary Leon Russell John Madden Bob Dole Muhammad Ali Macaulay Culkin	Annie's Oakley's XII - XII Angry Dead Men Billy Graham Valerie Harper Casey Kasem (1) Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Loretta Lynn George Bush Sr. Pope Benedict XVI Roger Moore Ariel Sharon (1) Hosni Mubarak Burt Reynolds Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ashes To Ashes Mickey Rooney (1) Carol Channing Billy Graham Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Bob Dole Nancy Reagan Charlie Sheen Zac Efron Kim Jong Un Kirk Douglas Don Pardo (1) Eli Wallach (1) Marjorie Lord	Bakers Deadly Dozen George Bush Sr. Luise Rainer (1) Irwin Corey Norman Lloyd Eli Wallach (1) Billy Graham Jim Nabors Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Casey Kasem (1) Queen Elizabeth II Herman Wouk David Rockefeller	Baker's Dozen Dirt Nap Bill Macy Ann B. Davis (3) Adam West Neil Simon William Daniels Bernard Fox Jim Nabors Cloris Leachman Tony Bennett Sidney Poitier Whitey Ford Hugh Hefner Wilford Brimley
Banksters Bucket Kickers Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Valerie Harper Cloris Leachman Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Henry Kissenger Bob Barker Pat Summitt William Daniels Harry Reid Dick Button ***Not A Celebrity***	Beat The Odds Sean Connery Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Alan Young Fidel Castro Sid Caesar (1) Jerry Lewis Bill Daily William Schallert Bob Barker Rose Marie Jimmy Carter Louis Jourdan	Bound For The Dirt Nap Hosni Mubarak George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Alan Young Noel Neill Olivia de Havilland Al Molinaro Arlene Dahl Mickey Rooney (1) Doris Day William “Refrigerator” Perry Kirk Douglas Hugh O'Brian
Bow Your Head Abe Vigoda Billy Graham Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Glen Campell Nancy Reagan Casey Kasem (1) George Bush Sr. George Zimmerman Jerry Lewis	Breathless Anticipation Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Luise Rainer (1) Ariel Sharon (1) Irwin Corey Fidel Castro David Rockefeller	Bring Out Y'er Dead Olivia de Havilland Chyna Joe Jackson (Dad) Kirk Douglas Lil Wayne Muhammad Ali Brooke Mueller Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn Aretha Franklin Phil Spector Rihanna
Bundle Of Worms Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Al Molinaro Helmut Schmidt Zsa Zsa Gabor Jake LaMotta Pete Seeger (1) Richard Attenborough (1) Henry Kissenger Fats Domino Doris Day Bob Barker Jim Bakker	Caskets All The Way Down Valerie Harper Sam Simon Stuart Scott Zsa Zsa Gabor Randy Travis Billy Graham “Superstar” Billy Graham Luise Rainer (1) Eli Wallach (1) Michael Schumacher Kirk Douglas Al Molinaro Robert Schuller	Cele-Zombies Billy Graham Carol Channing Michael Schumacher Edward Snowden George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Lindsay Lohan Lamar Odom Bob Barker Kim Jong Un
Coal Stompers Billy Graham Sam Simon Ariel Sharon (1) Valerie Harper Hosni Mubarak “Superstar” Billy Graham Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Buddy Ryan Robert Mugabe Richard Attenborough (1) Pope Benedict XVI George Bush Sr.	Dawson5Deathwatchers George Bush Sr. Stephen Hawking Glen Campell Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Prince Philip Kenny Rogers Olivia de Havilland Mary Tyler Moore Muhammad Ali Ian McKellan Valerie Harper Mickey Rooney (1)	DD's Death List Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Billy Graham Jim Nabors Lindsay Lohan Courtney Love Beverly Cleary Valerie Harper Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland
Dead Ant Miley Cyrus Lamar Odom Clint Eastwood Nancy Reagan Carol Channing Gordie Howe Bobby Brown Randy Travis Chris Christie ***Not A Celebrity*** Woody Allen John Hughes (Died 8/6/2009) ***Not A Celebrity***	Dead For No Reason Olivia de Havilland Norman Lloyd Irwin Corey Tony Martin (Died 7/27/12) Eli Wallach (1) Patty Andrews (Died 1/30/13) Maureen O'Hara Ann Rutherford (Died 6/11/12) Alan Young Marjorie Lord Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Barbara Hale Carl Reiner	Dead Like Me! Robert Evans Charlotte Rae William “Refrigerator” Perry Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan George Bush Sr. Eli Wallach (1) Chuck Barris Kirk Douglas Lee Iacocca Hugh Downs Olivia de Havilland
Dead Pool Ghoul Sid Caesar (1) Casey Kasem (1) Eli Wallach (1) Clive James Valerie Harper Wilko Johnson Sam Simon Frankie Muniz Zac Efron Norman Lloyd Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Billy Graham	Dead Right Psychic Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Billy Graham Eli Wallach (1) Fidel Castro Stephen Hawking Kirk Douglas Zacherley David Rockefeller Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Jerry Lewis Hosni Mubarak	Death To All Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Luise Rainer (1) Valerie Harper Casey Kasem (1) “Superstar” Billy Graham David Rockefeller Yogi Berra Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Herman Wouk Eli Wallach (1) IM Pei
Deathpool Jeff Billy Graham Sam Simon Casey Kasem (1) Valerie Harper Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer (1) David Rockefeller Irwin Corey “Superstar” Billy Graham Joanne Woodward Richard Attenborough (1) George Bush Sr.	Die Die My Darling Dick Van Dyke Mary Tyler Moore Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland Lil Wayne Robin Roberts Muhammad Ali Barbara Hale Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Ariel Sharon (1)	Dr. Evil Billy Graham Robert Schuller Luise Rainer (1) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney (1) Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Sam Simon Al Molinaro Alan Young Darren Daulton
Dust2Dust Christopher Lee Bob Dole George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Harry Dean Stanton Sid Caesar (1) Casey Kasem (1) Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas “Superstar” Billy Graham Wilko Johnson	Et Tu Corpus Billy Graham Valerie Harper Joanne Woodward Paul Revere (3) Casey Kasem (1) Prince Philip George Bush Sr. Herman Wouk Kirk Douglas Bob Dole Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro G. Gordon Liddy	Eternity Tours Casey Kasem (1) Elaine Stritch (3) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Glen Campell George Bush Sr. Sid Caesar (1) Luise Rainer (1) Yogi Berra Kirk Douglas Tim Curry Noel Neill Fidel Castro
Everlasting Lifelessness George Bush Sr. Irwin Corey Bob Dole Fats Domino Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham “Superstar” Billy Graham Valerie Harper Casey Kasem (1) Lee Kuan Yew Jerry Lewis William Schallert Michael Schumacher	Free Spirits George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Casey Kasem (1) Bob Barker Monty Hall Zsa Zsa Gabor Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Carol Channing Eli Wallach (1) Willie Nelson Rose Marie Gloria Vanderbilt	From Here To Eternity Christopher Lee Joyce Randolph Noel Neill Barbara Hale Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Marjorie Lord Jayne Meadows Dorothy Malone Eva Marie Saint Hal Holbrook Honor Blackman Betsy Palmer ***Not A Celebrity***
Geritol Gangstas Beverly Cleary Billy Graham David Rockefeller Eli Wallach (1) Herman Wouk IM Pei Irwin Corey Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Olivia de Havilland Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor	Ghouls Rush In Betty White Abe Vigoda Pat Robertson Doris Day John Madden B. B. King Billy Graham Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Chuck Berry Charlotte Rae Bob Barker Muhammad Ali	Gimmie A Stiffie Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Abe Vigoda Al Molinaro Zsa Zsa Gabor Bobby Doerr Little Richard Run Run Shaw (3) ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity***
Glupo Celebrity Zombija Olivia de Havilland Richard Attenborough (1) Eli Wallach (1) Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope (Died 9/19/2011) Marjorie Lord Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Doris Day Billy Graham Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Valerie Harper	Going, Going, Gone Barbara Bush Doyle Brunson Betty White Dick Vitale Dennis Rader Dick Cheney Stephen Hawking Bob Barker Magic Johnson Frankie Muniz Michael J. Fox Robin Roberts Ruth Bader Ginsburg	Gone With The Worms Billy Graham Monty Hall Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Lauren Bacall (1) Ariel Sharon (1) Nancy Reagan Pope Benedict XVI Dick Cheney Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Glen Campell
Grabberlime Christopher Lee Don Pardo (1) Eli Wallach (1) Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon (1) Herman Wouk David Rockefeller Christopher Plummer Rose Marie Sid Caesar (1) Luise Rainer (1) Olivia de Havilland Shelley Berman	Gram Weeper George Bush Sr. Sid Caesar (1) Carol Channing Fidel Castro Bobby Doerr Hugh Downs Fyvush Finkel Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Monty Hall William “Refrigerator” Perry Mickey Rooney (1) Pete Seeger (1)	Graveyard Smashers Henry Kissenger Muhammad Ali B. B. King Aretha Franklin Stephen Hawking Carl Reiner Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar (1) Ariel Sharon (1) Fidel Castro Mickey Rooney (1) Don Rickles Zsa Zsa Gabor
Grim Bullete' Glen Campell Michael Schumacher Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Andrew Young John Glenn Don Rickles Arnold Palmer Gordon Lightfoot Bob Dole Larry King Yoko Ono Woody Allen	Grim McGraw Ed Asner Gene Wilder Hugh Downs John Glenn Zsa Zsa Gabor Casey Kasem (1) Mickey Rooney (1) Nancy Reagan Eli Wallach (1) Prince Philip Irwin Corey Don Rickles Ruth Bader Ginsburg	Grim Reaptress-On-Grim Lauren Bacall (1) Olivia de Havilland Pope Benedict XVI Ethel Kennedy Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan Miley Cyrus Mickey Rooney (1) Gloria Vanderbilt Prince Philip Angela Lansbury Cicely Tyson William Daniels
Groovy Ghoulies Prince Philip Richard Kiel (5) Zsa Zsa Gabor Bob Dole Al Molinaro Casey Kasem (1) Abe Vigoda Michael Schumacher Pope Benedict XVI Mel Brooks Billy Graham Valerie Harper Dick Van Dyke	Gumps Death Squad George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Lindsay Lohan Billy Graham Dick Cheney Bob Barker Keith Richards Abe Vigoda Betty White Jim Calhoun Penny Marshall Ariel Sharon (1) Stephen Hawking	'Here Today, Gone Forever' Ralph Waite (5) Jerry Lewis Monty Hall Jean Darling Shirley Temple Black (3) Jack Larson Ann Morgan Guilbert Pierre Cardin Gloria Vanderbilt Bob Barker Dina Merrill Max Von Sydow Clint Walker
He's Dead Jim Carl Reiner George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer (1) Michael C. Hall Michael Douglas Mickey Rooney (1) Nancy Reagan Loretta Lynn Norman Lear Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip	Heywood Jablome? Billy Graham Harper Lee Herman Wouk Eli Wallach (1) Luise Rainer (1) Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller ***Not A Celebrity*** Fidel Castro Irwin Corey Sid Caesar (1) ***Not A Celebrity***	Hide & Go Die Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Schumacher Ryan O'Neal Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Fidel Castro Harper Lee Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Beverly Cleary
Homeward Bound Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney (1) Toni Morrison Pete Seeger (1) Desmond Tutu Abigail Van Buren (Died 1/16/13) Olivia de Havilland Jayne Meadows Willie Mays John Glenn Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Don Pardo (1)	Hudson Valley Death Squad Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Carol Channing Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Mary Tyler Moore Henry Kissenger Billy Graham Valerie Harper Joan Rivers (4)	Hudsucker “Cap Pistol” Lee Hugh Hefner Mickey Rooney (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Willie Nelson Keith Richards Fidel Castro Amanda Bynes Billy Graham Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Joan Rivers (4) Buddy Ryan Hal Holbrook
I Am Going To Beat My Husband At This Jerry Stiller Kenny Rogers Doris Day Mary Tyler Moore Burt Reynolds Casey Kasem (1) Queen Elizabeth II Jack Nicholson Barbara Walters Christopher Lee Dolly Parton Tina Louise Bill Clinton	I See Dead People Muhammad Ali Pope Benedict XVI Fidel Castro Joan Fontaine (Died 12/15/13) Martin Landau Jerry Lewis Hosni Mubarak Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Don Rickles Pete Seeger (1) Ariel Sharon (1) Harry Dean Stanton	It Is An Ex-Parrot Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Maureen O'Hara Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Irwin Corey Jake LaMotta Olivia de Havilland Luise Rainer (1) Mickey Rooney (1) June Foray
It's Time To Sleep Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney (1) Doris Day Rose Marie Hugh Downs Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1)	It's Warm Down Here Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer (1) Joseph Wapner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Martin Landau Jenna Jameson Stan Lee Kirk Douglas Richard Attenborough (1) Morley Safer George Bush Sr.	Jackalope Ghost Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Casey Kasem (1) Billy Graham Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta Kirk Douglas Charles Manson Abe Vigoda B. B. King Aretha Franklin Mickey Rooney (1)
JBBN Henry Kissenger Yogi Berra Don Rickles John Glenn William Shatner Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis Charles Manson Danny DeVito Carol Channing Willie Nelson Monty Hall Fidel Castro	Jersey Ice Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland Joseph Wapner Pierre Cardin Luise Rainer (1)	Joanne's Flatliners Mickey Rooney (1) Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Lindsay Lohan Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Abe Vigoda George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Russell Johnson (3)
Just Kill Me Now King Abdullah Bin Abdulaziz Rubin “The Hurricane” Carter (5) Bobby Doerr Billy Graham Valerie Harper Clive James Casey Kasem (1) Andre Previn Paul Revere (3) Robert Schuller Michael Schumacher Sam Simon Mel Stottlemyre	Karen's Cadavers Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Olivia de Havilland Bob Dylan Hillary Clinton Mickey Rooney (1) Lindsay Lohan Fidel Castro Robert Blake Barack Obama Prince Philip Kate Middleton	Kelly's Kiss Of Death 2014 Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Valerie Harper Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Prince Philip Abe Vigoda Muhammad Ali Sid Caesar (1) Carl Reiner Joseph Wapner
KILLJOY Bret Michaels Billy Graham Lindsay Lohan Miley Cyrus Tila Tequila Alec Baldwin Stephen Baldwin Zsa Zsa Gabor Rihanna Charlie Sheen Edward Furlong Britney Spears Fidel Castro	Knocking On Heaven's Door Jerry Stiller Kenny Rogers Doris Day Mary Tyler Moore Burt Reynolds Casey Kasem (1) Queen Elizabeth II Roger Moore Loretta Lynn Joanne Woodward Larry King Tina Louise Michael Schumacher	Lifeless Joe Jackson Larry Storch Fidel Castro Luise Rainer (1) Eli Wallach (1) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain (Died 1/14/13) Sid Caesar (1) Bill Macy Grant Tinker Kirk Douglas Maureen O'Hara George Bush Sr. Billy Graham
Martha Pearl Jake LaMotta Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Casey Kasem (1) Hosni Mubarak Prince Philip “Superstar” Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Randy Travis Richard Attenborough (1) Chuck Berry B. B. King	Mary Ellen O's HR Massholes Dick Van Dyke Valerie Harper Darren Daulton Sid Caesar (1) Michael Schumacher Tommy Chong John McVie Hugh Hefner Roger Moore Mel Brooks Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Billy Graham	Mile Zero Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Tony Bennett Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Billy Graham Al Molinaro Joseph Wapner Doris Day Nancy Reagan Valerie Harper Queen Elizabeth II
Morbid Moe Kirk Douglas Billy Graham George Bush Sr. Pope Benedict XVI Al Molinaro Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland Luise Rainer (1) Jake LaMotta Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Clive James Alan Young	Morguenolia Blossom Lee Zacherley June Foray Peter Marshall Abe Vigoda Alan Young Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Lauren Bacall (1) Wayne Rogers	Muerte Mouse Dick Van Dyke Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Ed Asner Stan Lee Tommy Lasorda Rose Marie Kirk Douglas Glen Campell Mickey Rooney (1)
Nervous Ninties Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Prince Philip Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Vera Lynn Mickey Rooney (1) Helmut Schmidt PD James Jake LaMotta Herman Wouk Christopher Lee	Next Stop, The Twighlight Zone Pete Seeger (1) Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Luise Rainer (1) Norman Lloyd Kirk Douglas Diane Serra Cary Larry Storch Don Rickles Helmut Schmidt Lizabeth Scott Janis Paige Carl Reiner	Next! David Rockefeller Ralph Kiner (3) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham James Noble Kirk Douglas ***Not A Celebrity*** Helmut Schmidt Bernard Fox Ann B. Davis (3) George Kennedy Yogi Berra Olivia de Havilland
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Clive James Valerie Harper Mickey Rooney (1) Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Luise Rainer (1) Nancy Reagan George Bush Sr.	Old And Crusty Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Monty Hall Amanda Bynes Burt Reynolds Zsa Zsa Gabor Clive James Eli Wallach (1) Harper Lee Vera Lynn Helmut Schmidt Jake LaMotta	On The Right Side Of The Grass Jerry Lewis Hugh Downs Richard Attenborough (1) Henry Kissenger Stan Lee Pete Seeger (1) Barbara Bush Lee Iacocca IM Pei Dick Van Dyke David Rockefeller Don Rickles Al Jaffee
One Foot In The Ground, Hopefully Two Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Abe Vigoda Betty White Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney (1) Muhammad Ali Ed Asner Valerie Harper Nancy Grace	Otis, You Want A Treat? Richard Attenborough (1) David Dinkins Kirk Douglas Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Casey Kasem (1) Larry Kramer Luise Rainer (1) Nancy Reagan David Rockefeller Robert Schuller Garrick Utley (5)	Out to Meet Their Maker Prince Philip Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor Pope Benedict XVI John Glenn Yogi Berra Luise Rainer (1) Doris Day Hugh Downs Fats Domino Kirk Douglas Billy Graham David Rockefeller
Par For The Corpse George Bush Sr. Stan Lee Muhammad Ali Stephen Hawking Zsa Zsa Gabor Mamie Van Doren David Rockefeller Bob Barker Betty White Al Molinaro Abe Vigoda Tila Tequila Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Pat's Plotted Picks James Garner (3) Julie Newmar Quincy Jones Pete Seeger (1) Louis Jourdan “Superstar” Billy Graham Larry Storch Ernie Banks Ben Bradlee (4) Norman Lloyd Al Molinaro Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Vera Lynn	Peacefully In Her Sleep George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Zsa Zsa Gabor Sid Caesar (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Harper Lee Pierre Cardin Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney (1) Luise Rainer (1) Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan
PEARLY GATES (SG) Wilford Brimley Gloria DeHaven Arlene Dahl Polly Bergen (5) Jane Withers Robert Fuller Anita Ekberg Louis Farrakahn Anne Jeffreys Yaphet Kotto Jackie Mason Jim Nabors Dick Van Patten	Pearly Gates (SM) Zsa Zsa Gabor Richard Attenborough (1) Casey Kasem (1) Larry Storch Ron Moody June Foray Christopher Lee Herman Wouk Don Pardo (1) Hal Holbrook Nancy Reagan Russell Johnson (3) Irwin Corey	Please, Zsa Zsa, Just Die Already Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Michael Schumacher Nancy Reagan Buddy Ryan Billy Graham Hugh Hefner Prince Philip Abe Vigoda Mickey Rooney (1) George Bush Sr. Bob Dole Muhammad Ali
Pushing Daisy Chains Jim Bakker Chuck Barris Sid Caesar (1) Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Merle Haggard ***Not A Celebrity*** Jerry Lewis ***Not A Celebrity*** Luise Rainer (1) Nancy Reagan Abigail Van Buren (Died 1/16/2013)	Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Glen Campell Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Hosni Mubarak Muhammad Ali Buddy Ryan Sandy Koufax Ralph Kiner (3) George Bush Sr. Ariel Sharon (1)	Ranchers Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Rose Marie George Bush Sr. Loretta Lynn Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Courtney Love Olivia de Havilland Angela Lansbury Mickey Rooney (1)
Right Said Dead Tommy Lasorda Buddy Ryan Arnold Palmer Bobby Doerr Walter Mondale George Bush Sr. Prince Philip Fidel Castro Wilko Johnson Valerie Harper John McVie Charlotte Rae Billy Graham	Sales Of A Deathman Luise Rainer (1) Irwin Corey Beverly Cleary Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn George Gaynes Billy Graham Hugh Downs Sid Caesar (1) Lyndon LaRouche Bob Dole Richard Attenborough (1) Lauren Bacall (1)	Salmon Mousse Dick Cheney Eli Wallach (1) Abe Vigoda Olivia de Havilland Henry Kissenger Kirk Douglas Hugh Hefner Zsa Zsa Gabor Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Mickey Rooney (1) Maureen O'Hara Jerry Lewis ------------------
Save Me A Place In Hell George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Fats Domino Dick Cheney Clint Eastwood Michael Schumacher Willem DaFoe Artie Lange Arnold Palmer Barbara Bush Rick Pitino Macaulay Culkin Antonin Scalia	Scythe Matters Olivia de Havilland ***Not A Celebrity*** June Foray Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Valerie Harper Clive James Wilko Johnson Casey Kasem (1) Luise Rainer (1) Don Rickles Elaine Stritch (3) Eli Wallach (1)	Seriously Dead Stephen Hawking Lindsay Lohan Wilko Johnson Ryan O'Neal Abe Vigoda Cloris Leachman Christopher Plummer Dick Van Dyke George Bush Sr. Barbara Bush Katherine Helmond Robert Guillaume Valerie Harper
SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Van Dyke Mickey Rooney (1) Stan Lee Beverly Cleary Al Molinaro Harry Dean Stanton James Randi Joyce Randolph Christopher Lee	Simpson's Stiffs Zsa Zsa Gabor George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Prince Philip Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney (1) Justin Bieber Abe Vigoda	Sisterhood of the Traveling Body Bag Zsa Zsa Gabor Rose Marie Doris Day Valerie Harper Teri Garr Debbie Reynolds Queen Elizabeth II Tila Tequila Betty Ford (Died 7/8/11) Angela Lansbury Maya Angelou (5) Wynonna Judd Tracy Ullman
Sleeping With The Fishes Burt Reynolds Don Rickles Harper Lee Queen Elizabeth II James Garner (3) Luise Rainer (1) George Bush Sr. Billy Graham Robert Schuller Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Loretta Lynn Nancy Reagan	Stiff Competition George Bush Sr. Beverly Cleary Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Wavy Gravy Valerie Harper Stephen Hawking John Madden Al Molinaro Nancy Reagan Don Rickles Alan Young	Stinkin' Old George Bush Sr. Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Ruth Bader Ginsburg Billy Graham B. B. King Don Pardo (1) Mickey Rooney (1) Eli Wallach (1) Joseph Wapner Herman Wouk Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1)
Stone Cold Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Dick Cheney Fidel Castro Michael Douglas Mickey Rooney (1) Billy Graham Aretha Franklin Clint Walker Lauren Bacall (1) Michael Schumacher Jim Nabors	Styx & Headstones Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach (1) Rose Marie Billy Graham Ariel Sharon (1) Fidel Castro Helmut Schmidt John Goodman Roseanne Barr Jorge Garcia Kevin Smith	Taste The Happy, Michael Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Fred Willard George Bush Sr. Joseph Wapner Abe Vigoda Henry Kissenger Billy Graham Fidel Castro Helmut Schmidt Stan Lee John Paul Stevens Aretha Franklin
Team Dirt Sam Simon Valerie Harper Casey Kasem (1) Roberto Gomez Bolanos (5) Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip ***Not A Celebrity*** Robert Schuller Run Run Shaw (3) Eli Wallach (1) Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon (1) Hosni Mubarak	That's What She Dead Olivia de Havilland Boutros Boutros-Ghali Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney (1) Jake LaMotta Billy Graham Javier Perez de Cuellar Chuck Yeager John Paul Stevens Lief Garrett Abe Vigoda Eva Marie Saint	The “Ex” File David Rockefeller Eli Wallach (1) Herman Wouk Irwin Corey John McVie Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer (1) Mickey Rooney (1) Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Penny Marshall Valerie Harper Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Angels Are Waiting For You Eli Wallach (1) Bob Dole ***Not A Celebrity*** Jake LaMotta Valerie Harper Dick Cheney James Garner (3) Al Jaffee Luise Rainer (1) Casey Kasem (1) Pete Seeger (1) Irwin Corey Norman Lloyd	The Baby Crushers Richard Attenborough (1) Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer (1) Irwin Corey June Foray Noel Neill Zsa Zsa Gabor Valerie Harper Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham George Beverly Shea (Died 4/16/13) Casey Kasem (1) Hosni Mubarak	The Dirty Death List Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Butch Patrick George Kennedy Willie Nelson Zsa Zsa Gabor Rosie O'Donnell Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lewis Doris Day Bill Cosby
The Grim Reaper Says Billy Graham Casey Kasem (1) George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer (1) B. B. King Eli Wallach (1) Kirk Douglas Herman Wouk Rose Marie Nancy Reagan Jake LaMotta Pope Benedict XVI	The Permanent Siesta Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Randy Travis Artie Lange Valerie Harper Jerry Lewis Bob Dole Mickey Rooney (1) Abe Vigoda Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Sid Caesar (1) Amanda Bynes	The Preservation Society Valerie Harper Tommy Chong Wilko Johnson Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Rose Marie Norman Lloyd Abe Vigoda David Rockefeller George Bush Sr. Mickey Rooney (1)
The Shish-Ka-Robs Sid Caesar (1) Prince Philip George Kennedy June Lockhart Joyce Randolph George Bush Sr. ***Not A Celebrity*** Nancy Reagan ***Not A Celebrity*** Patrick Macnee Helmut Kohl Luise Rainer (1) Hugh Downs	The Shroud Of Turin Is Real Dot Com George Zimmerman George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan John Goodman Rob Ford Keith Richards Jasper Johns Pierre Boulez James Levine B. B. King Jimmy Carter Dick Cheney Paula Deen	The Th-Fronting Society's 2014 Deaf List Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Philip Clive James Ariel Sharon (1) B. B. King Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Luise Rainer (1) Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. Valerie Harper Eli Wallach (1) Wilko Johnson
The Thundering Herd Casey Kasem (1) Michael Schumacher John Astin Sid Caesar (1) Abe Vigoda Zsa Zsa Gabor Carol Channing Wilford Brimley Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland George Bush Sr. Fidel Castro Valerie Harper	They Are Become Dead Mickey Rooney (1) Betty White Hayao Miyazaki Ed Asner Jack Nicholson Frank Oz Christopher Lee Zsa Zsa Gabor Keith Richards Mary Tyler Moore Dick Van Dyke Jimmy Carter Rachel Ray	Toe Tag You're It George Bush Sr. Rose Marie Mickey Rooney (1) Doris Day Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor Bob Barker Joanne Woodward Jimmy Carter Dick Cheney Eli Wallach (1) Marty Allen Abe Vigoda
Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach (1) Gary Busey George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Abe Vigoda Lindsay Lohan Mickey Rooney (1) Dick Cheney Bob Barker Billy Graham	Top Of The Reap Sandra Day O'Connor Kirk Douglas George Bush Sr. Luise Rainer (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Sean Connery Eli Wallach (1) Billy Graham Alan Young Gordie Howe Irwin Corey	Valar Morghulis Billy Graham Michael Schumacher Robert Schuller ***Not A Celebrity*** Helmut Schmidt Run Run Shaw (3) Randy Travis Valerie Harper Wilko Johnson Buddy Ryan ***Not A Celebrity*** Mickey Rooney (1) ***Not A Celebrity***
'We Can Seat You Now' Luise Rainer (1) Jane Withers Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach (1) Nanette Fabray Louis Jourdan Norman Lloyd Herman Wouk Elaine Stritch (3) George Kennedy Nancy Reagan	When The River Meets The Sea Barbara Hale Beverly Cleary Eli Wallach (1) George Gaynes Helmut Schmidt Herman Wouk June Foray Kirk Douglas Marjorie Lord Norman Lloyd Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor	Where Ya Dead People At? Elaine Stritch (3) Nanette Fabray Olivia de Havilland Nancy Reagan Burt Reynolds Eli Wallach (1) Luise Rainer (1) Casey Kasem (1) John McVie Randy Travis Beverly Cleary Wilko Johnson Billy Graham
Where's My Damn List? Zsa Zsa Gabor Billie Hayes Casey Kasem (1) Chuck Berry Abe Vigoda Olivia de Havilland Robert Schuller Alan Young Pope Benedict XVI John Astin Tim Curry Jayne Meadows John Paul Stevens	Women Live Longer Than Men Alan Young Ariel Sharon (1) Bob Dole Don Pardo (1) Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) George Shultz Henry Heimlich Henry Kissenger Hugh Downs Jerry Lewis Pete Seeger (1) Prince Philip Richard Attenborough (1)	Wooden Overcoat Club George Bush Sr. Robert Mugabe Fidel Castro Bob Dole Hosni Mubarak Stephen Hawking Jimmy Carter Pope Benedict XVI Dick Van Dyke Bashir al Assad Lindsay Lohan Aretha Franklin Michael Schumacher
WoogieCadavers Shirley Temple Black (3) Pope Benedict XVI Frank Gifford Burt Reynolds Mary Tyler Moore Pat Summerall (Died 4/16/13) Vin Scully Tommy Lasorda Willie Mays Ruth Bader Ginsburg Tony Bennett Lil Wayne Billy Graham	Xray Executioners Zsa Zsa Gabor Don Rickles Bob Barker Bob Dole Gallagher Doris Day Billy Graham Tommy Lasorda Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Don Pardo (1) Mickey Rooney (1) Sid Caesar (1)	Year Of The Living Dead Eli Wallach (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor June Foray Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta Maureen O'Hara Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1) Hugh Downs Billy Graham Luise Rainer (1) Bob Dole Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller
	You're Dead To Me!! Zsa Zsa Gabor Barbara Walters Bob Barker Mary Tyler Moore Maureen O'Hara Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda Carol Channing Rose Marie Nancy Reagan Sid Caesar (1) Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney (1)