The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2012 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!=Life Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Penny Marshall Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer Prince Phillip Jean Kennedy Smith Joe Paterno (1) Ernest Borgnine (1)	!00 Exoendo Zuzubar (The Most High) Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Ronnie Biggs Merle Haggard Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Luise Rainer Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Yitzhak Shamir (1) Tony Martin (1) Oscar Niemeyer (1) Eli Wallach	“And They All Fall Down” Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher George Jones Eli Wallach Tony Martin (1) Courtney Love Jimmy Carter Nancy Reagan Yitzhak Shamir (1) Oscar Niemeyer (1) Bob Dole Loretta Lynn Nick Nolte
1920-2012 Henry Heimlich Reverend Sun Myung Moon (3) ***Not A Celebrity*** Dave Brubeck (3) Ann Rutherford (4) Mickey Rooney George Shultz Ray Bradbury (1) Helen Thomas Maureen O'Hara Nanette Fabray Stan Musial Jayne Meadows	2012 Reaper's Digest Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Etta James (1) Eli Wallach Billy Graham Ronnie Biggs Christopher Lee C. Everett Koop Phyllis Diller (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas Joseph Wapner Jonathan Winters	Ain't No Grave Gonna Hold My Body Down Joe Paterno (1) Mike Wallace (1) C. Everett Koop Bobby “The Brain” Heenan Courtney Love Kirk Douglas Penny Marshall Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Hugh Hefner Artie Lange Nick Nolte
All Star Corpse Squad Muhammad Ali Bobby “The Brain” Heenan William “Refrigerator” Perry Fidel Castro Art Modell (5) Billy Graham “Superstar” Billy Graham Gary Carter (1) Pat Summerall Joe Paterno (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Stan Musial Zsa Zsa Gabor	Annie's Oakley's X Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon George Jones Loretta Lynn Bernie Madoff Meatloaf Pope Benedict XVI Hosni Mubarak Keith Richards	Architects Deathwish Fidel Castro Aretha Franklin Lindsay Lohan Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Nancy Reagan Willard Scott Mike Wallace (1) Helen Thomas Phyllis Diller (1) Mary Kate Olsen Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ash Cream Bill Clinton Willie Nelson Richard Simmons Etta James (1) Bob Barker Bob Eubanks Jerry Lewis Dick Clark (1) Fidel Castro Phyllis Diller (1) Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney Zsa Zsa Gabor	Ashes To Ashes Zsa Zsa Gabor Robin Gibb (1) Lindsay Lohan Edward Furlong Leonard Nimoy Charlotte Rae Kirk Douglas Clint Eastwood Gene Hackman Jimmy Carter Prince Phillip Stephen Hawking Shirley Temple Black	Attack of El Muerto Gigante George Beverly Shea Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Chuck Berry Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Prince Phillip Ariel Sharon B. B. King Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bakers Deadly Dozen Fidel Castro Robin Gibb (1) Ariel Sharon Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Etta James (1) Billy Graham George Beverly Shea Olivia de Havilland Margaret Thatcher Eli Wallach Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer	Bakers Dozen Dirt Nap Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1) Carroll Shelby (5) Muhammad Ali Hugh Hefner Aretha Franklin Jim Nabors Don Rickles Nancy Reagan Dick Clark (1) Kirk Douglas Keith Richards Etta James (1)	Beat The Odds Earl Scruggs (3) Frank Cady (1) George Bush Sr. Alan Young Fidel Castro Sid Caesar Jerry Lewis Ravi Shankar (3) William Schallert Bob Barker Rose Marie Jimmy Carter Louis Jourdan
Blue Screen of Death Bob Barker Olivia de Havilland Ernest Borgnine (1) Barbara Bush George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Etta James (1) Carol Channing	Bound For The Dirt Nap Tony Martin (1) Frank Cady (1) Eli Wallach Jake LaMotta Rose Marie ***Not A Celebrity*** Mike Wallace (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Noel Neill ***Not A Celebrity*** Marjorie Lord	Bow Your Head Etta James (1) Billy Graham Dick Clark (1) Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Helen Thomas Aretha Franklin Heidi Fleiss Olivia de Havilland Margaret Thatcher Ray Bradbury (1)
Bring Out Y'er Dead Etta James (1) Nelson Mandela Prince Phillip Robin Gibb (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn Richard Attenborough Dick Van Dyke Aretha Franklin Rupert Murdoch Phil Spector Olivia de Havilland Ernest Borgnine (1)	Cake or Death? Death Please Chuck Yeager Etta James (1) Prince Phillip Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Olivia de Havilland Billy Graham Carol Channing Glen Campell Larry King Gordie Howe Anne Meara	Cape Cadaver 2012 Penny Marshall Aretha Franklin Loretta Lynn Olivia de Havilland Etta James (1) Pat Summerall Dick Clark (1) Nancy Reagan Doris Day Annette Funicello Robin Gibb (1) George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Cecil B. Demised Ernest Borgnine (1) Kirk Douglas Ravi Shankar (3) Mickey Rooney Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Cady (1) Stephen Hawking “Superstar” Billy Graham Billy Graham Andy Williams Rose Marie Norman Llyod	Celebrity Fertilizer Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Dick Clark (1) Dick Van Dyke Carl Reiner Bob Barker Jerry Lewis Andy Griffith (1) Aretha Franklin Nancy Reagan Mike Wallace (1) Gene Wilder Mickey Rooney	Chas Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Billy Graham Andy Griffith (1) Joe Paterno (1) Olivia de Havilland Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher Ernest Borgnine (1) Kirk Douglas Dick Clark (1) Phyllis Diller (1)
Chet & The Jets Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon Prince Phillip Joe Paterno (1) Jake LaMotta Yitzhak Shamir (1) Etta James (1) Celeste Holm (1) Pat Summerall Herbert Lom (4)	Coal Stompers Robin Gibb (1) Hosni Mubarak Ronnie Biggs Zsa Zsa Gabor “Superstar” Billy Graham Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Robert Mugabe Gary Carter (1) Fidel Castro ***Not A Celebrity*** Etta James (1) Oscar Niemeyer (1) ***Not A Celebrity***	Cosmic Kibosh Hugo Chavez Gary Carter (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Robin Gibb (1) Penny Marshall Dick Cheney Etta James (1) Buddy Ryan Ronnie Biggs Andy Williams Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor
Crypt Kicker 50 Olivia de Havilland Ed Asner Michael J. Fox Ernest Borgnine (1) Don Pardo Kirk Douglas Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Ray Bradbury (1) Mickey Rooney Phyllis Diller (1) Eli Wallach Loretta Lynn	Cyroblog Abe Vigoda Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Eli Wallach Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller (1) Dick Cheney Carl Reiner Prince Phillip Mike Wallace (1) Daniel Inouye (5) Nancy Reagan	DD Death List Etta James (1) Jean Stapleton Abe Vigoda Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Billy Graham Carol Channing Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Cheney Conrad Bain Garrett Morris Jack Klugman (1) Prince Phillip
Dead At Last Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (1) Ariel Sharon C. Everett Koop Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller (1) Don Pardo Billy Graham Nelson Mandela Pete Seeger Joseph Wapner Mickey Rooney Abe Vigoda	Dead For No Reason Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Maureen O'Hara Eli Wallach Norman Llyod Ann Rutherford (4) ***Not A Celebrity*** (Died 4/9/11) Irwin Corey Tony Martin (1) Joan Fontaine Olivia de Havilland Marjorie Lord Kirk Douglas Patty Andrews	Dead Like Me! Etta James (1) Margaret Thatcher Abe Vigoda Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach Phyllis Diller (1) Billy Graham Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Shirley Temple Black Jonathan Winters B. B. King
Dead Right Psychic Oscar Niemeyer (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Hosni Mubarak Penny Marshall Mike Wallace (1) Harper Lee John Demjanjuk (1) Stephen Hawking Nelson Mandela C. Everett Koop Margaret Thatcher	Death To All Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Ronnie Biggs Luise Rainer Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Robin Gibb (1) Nelson Mandela Etta James (1) Joe Paterno (1) Eli Wallach	Death Wishers Angie Dickinson Kirk Douglas Regis Philbin Don Rickles Herman Wouk Beverly Cleary Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Phyllis Diller (1) Mike Wallace (1) Billy Graham Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Charlie Sheen
Deathpool Jeff Etta James (1) Gary Carter (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Penny Marshall Robin Gibb (1) George Beverly Shea Zsa Zsa Gabor Oscar Niemeyer (1) Yitzhak Shamir (1) Margaret Thatcher Hosni Mubarak Frank Cady (1)	Die Die My Darling Etta James (1) Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali George McGovern (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Neil Simon Ariel Sharon Kirk Douglas Louis Farrakahn Margaret Thatcher Annette Funicello	Die Fuckers, Die! Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty White Joe Paterno (1) Jerry Lewis Magic Johnson ***Not A Celebrity*** James Lipton Fidel Castro Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Robin Williams Lady Gaga
Dining On Dandelions (By The Root) Rose Marie Aretha Franklin Larry King George Bush Sr. Mickey Rooney Tommy Lasorda Herman Wouk Ruby Dee Richard Attenborough Keith Jackson Don Rickles Maggie Smith Adam West	Dirt Nap Eli Wallach Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney Oscar Niemeyer (1) John Demjanjuk (1) Mikhail Gorbachev Phyllis Diller (1) Sidney Poitier Joe Paterno (1) Aretha Franklin Kirk Douglas Nelson Mandela	Doug's Dead Zone George Bush Sr. Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara (3) Billy Graham Andy Griffith (1) B. B. King Mickey Rooney Margaret Thatcher Joseph Wapner Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Dr. Evil Billy Graham Luise Rainer Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Dave Brubeck (3) Ray Bradbury (1) Robin Gibb (1) Etta James (1) Margaret Thatcher Mickey Rooney Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Jake LaMotta	Driggs Death Watchers Helen Thomas Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Ernest Borgnine (1) Helen Gurley-Brown (5) Joseph Wapner Gabriel Garcia Marquez ***Not A Celebrity*** Richard Attenborough Regis Philbin	Dust2Dust Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Joe Paterno (1) Andy Williams ***Not A Celebrity*** Gary Carter (1) Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Sid Caesar Margaret Thatcher Frank Cady (1)
Et Tu Corpus Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Eli Wallach Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Pope Benedict XVI Margaret Thatcher Andy Griffith (1) Alan Young Mike Wallace (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kirk Douglas	Eternity Tours Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Glen Campell Garth Brooks Sid Caesar Luise Rainer Annette Funicello Jack Klugman (1) Patty Andrews George McGovern (1) Fidel Castro	From Here To Eternity Barbara Hale Rhonda Flemming Marjorie Lord Jayne Meadows Ernest Borgnine (1) Janis Paige Carl Reiner Jack Klugman (1) Eleanor Parker Eva Marie Saint Joyce Randolph Christopher Lee Tony Martin (1)
Funecrophiliac Billy Graham Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda Dick Clark (1) Earl Scruggs (3) Phyllis Diller (1) June Lockhart Yogi Berra Stan Musial Ernest Borgnine (1) Merle Haggard	Future Wormfood 2012 Zsa Zsa Gabor Yitzhak Shamir (1) Kirk Douglas Etta James (1) Oscar Niemeyer (1) Nelson Mandela Eli Wallach Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta Ernest Borgnine (1) Prince Phillip Fidel Castro James Garner	Gadaffy Dead Duck Patty Andrews Conrad Bain Ernest Borgnine (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Doris Day Kirk Douglas Charles Durning (5) Andy Griffith (1) Etta James (1) Jerry Lewis Joe Paterno (1) Mickey Rooney Pete Seeger
Geritol Gangstas With Smell-O-Vision Ariel Sharon Dick Cheney Etta James (1) Fidel Castro George Beverly Shea Kirk Douglas Oscar Niemeyer (1) Stephen Hawking Robin Gibb (1) Ronnie Biggs Stan Musial Tony Martin (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor	Ghouls Rush In Lindsay Lohan Larry Flynt Mark McGarth Frank Gifford Hugh Hefner Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Doris Day Betty White Abe Vigoda Maureen O'Hara ***Not A Celebrity*** Sid Caesar	Gimmie A Stiffie! Kirk Douglas Keith Richards Phil Spector Mickey Rooney Queen Elizabeth II Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Dick Clark (1) Don Rickles Muhammad Ali Nancy Reagan
Gone With The Worms Ruth Bader Ginsburg Roger Ebert Jerry Lewis Dick Clark (1) Lauren Bacall Jake LaMotta Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Fidel Castro Monty Hall Olivia de Havilland	Good Looking Corpses Mike Wallace (1) Aretha Franklin John Glenn Andy Griffith (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Etta James (1) Willard Scott George McGovern (1) Andy Williams Nelson Mandela Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor	Grabberlime Frank Cady (1) Joan Fontaine Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Ray Harryhausen Yitzhak Shamir (1) George Beverly Shea Tony Martin (1) Sid Caesar Luise Rainer Olivia de Havilland David Rockefeller
Graveyard Smashers Liza Minnelli Aretha Franklin B. B. King Dick Clark (1) Stephen Hawking Kirk Douglas Bob Barker Ernest Borgnine (1) Ray Bradbury (1) Fidel Castro Yogi Berra Nelson Mandela Zsa Zsa Gabor	Grim McGraw Zsa Zsa Gabor Richard Attenborough Joan Fontaine Phyllis Diller (1) Esther Williams Etta James (1) Ray Bradbury (1) Don Pardo Kirk Douglas Hal Holbrook Nancy Reagan Russell Johnson Irwin Corey	Grim Reaper Bob Barker Zsa Zsa Gabor Ernest Borgnine (1) Kirk Douglas Oscar Niemeyer (1) Fidel Castro Eli Wallach Prince Phillip Muhammad Ali Mickey Rooney Olivia de Havilland Pete Seeger Carol Channing
Grim Reaptress-On-Grim Lady Gaga Pope Benedict XVI Ethel Kennedy Charlie Sheen Bill Clinton Lindsay Lohan Michael Vick Roger Clemons Kanye West Mickey Rooney Gloria Vanderbilt Prince Phillip Angela Lansbury	Groovy Ghoulies Etta James (1) Richard Kiel Zsa Zsa Gabor Bob Dole Harry Dean Stanton Joe Paterno (1) Abe Vigoda Ernest Borgnine (1) Andy Williams Robin Gibb (1) Billy Graham Robert Loggia Dick Van Dyke	Happy No Year Harry Belafonte Wilford Brimley Bruce Dern John Glenn ***Not A Celebrity*** Adam West Dave Madden Garrett Morris Sean Connery Chuck Berry Ralph Waite Gary Owens Bill Wyman
Harrison W. John Demjanjuk (1) Wilford Brimley Irwin Corey Robin Gibb (1) Abe Vigoda Richard Attenborough Joe Paterno (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Elie Wiesel Grant Tinker Jerry Stiller Sue Johanson George Michael	He's Dead Jim! Andy Williams Billy Graham Dick Clark (1) Etta James (1) Glen Campell Kirk Douglas Larry Hagman (1) Michael C. Hall Michael Douglas Mickey Rooney Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland Robin Gibb (1)	Hide & Go Die Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Etta James (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Ronnie Biggs Ariel Sharon Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Mike Wallace (1) Billy Graham Harper Lee Robin Gibb (1) Nelson Mandela
Homeward Bound Jane Goodall Hal David (5) Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Jayne Meadows Willie Mays John Glenn Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Don Pardo	Hudson Valley Death Squad George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Robin Gibb (1) Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Mary Tyler Moore Olivia de Havilland Jack Klugman (1) Etta James (1) Joe Paterno (1) Mickey Rooney Jimmy Carter	Hudsucker “Cap Pistol” Lee Etta James (1) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro Lindsay Lohan Prince Phillip Margaret Thatcher Zsa Zsa Gabor Hugh Hefner Keith Richards Helen Thomas Willie Nelson Ashley Olsen
I See Dead People Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Phyllis Diller (1) Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara (3) Billy Graham Andy Griffith (1) Etta James (1) Henry Kissenger Peter O'Toole Eli Wallach	I Still Miss Dean Martin Fred Phelps Patty Andrews Nancy Reagan Mikhail Kalashnikov Robert Mugabe Ariel Sharon Bob Dole Harper Lee Don Pardo Al Molinaro Morton Sobell Nelson Mandela Margaret Thatcher	I Wish I Was Sipowicz ***Not A Celebrity*** Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Etta James (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Robin Gibb (1) Gary Carter (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Billy Graham Nelson Mandela ***Not A Celebrity*** Margaret Thatcher Robert Mugabe
In 2012 These Graves We Will Delve Penny Marshall Kirstie Alley Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1) Stan Musial Kareem Abdul Jabbar Pat Summerall Jake LaMotta George McGovern (1) Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon Pope Benedict XVI	It Is An Ex-Parrot Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach Irwin Corey Tony Martin (1) Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller (1) Yitzhak Shamir (1) Herbert Lom (4)	It Was A Good Life Joseph Wapner Phyllis Diller (1) Pete Seeger Nelson Mandela Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Monty Hall Prince Phillip Esther Williams Deanna Durbin Jack Klugman (1) Sid Caesar Barbara Hale ***Not A Celebrity***
It's Time To Sleep Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Penny Marshall Ernest Borgnine (1) Mickey Rooney Frank Cady (1) Doris Day Monty Hall Etta James (1)	Jersey Ice Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Ernest Borgnine (1) Nelson Mandela George Michael Frank Lautenberg Andy Williams Steven Tyler Jerry Lewis Buddy Ryan Julie Andrews Joseph Wapner	Joanne's Flatliners Bernie Madoff Robin Gibb (1) Betty White Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Joe Paterno (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Ernest Borgnine (1) Phyllis Diller (1) Russell Johnson Eli Wallach
Karen's Cadavers Zsa Zsa Gabor Pete Doherty Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller (1) Bob Dylan Hillary Clinton Robin Gibb (1) Mickey Rooney Lindsay Lohan Fidel Castro Larry Hagman (1)	KILLJOY Charlie Sheen Bret Michaels Bill O'Reilly Arnold Schwarzenegger Lindsay Lohan Gary Busey Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Tom Sizemore Sylvester Stallone Etta James (1) Britney Spears Zsa Zsa Gabor	Kim Jong Il Be Rotting Ray Bradbury (1) Irwin Corey Dick Clark (1) Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller (1) June Foray Robin Gibb (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Buck Henry Jack Klugman (1) Norman Lear Stan Musial Margaret Thatcher
Knocking On Heaven's Door Prince Phillip Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Billy Graham Robin Gibb (1) Larry Hagman (1) Jerry Lewis Yitzhak Shamir (1) Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar Muhammad Ali Nelson Mandela Richard Dawson (4)	Launching Into Eternity Abe Vigoda Mike Wallace (1) Al Molinaro Don Pardo Carol Channing Hugh O'Brian Hugh Downs Rose Marie Jerry Lewis Herman Wouk Norman Llyod Harry Carey Jr (5) Little Richard	Le Grand Sommeil Jim Bakker Margaret Thatcher Barbara Bush Muhammad Ali Pat Robertson Robert Mugabe Larry King Nancy Reagan Henry Kissenger Ray Bradbury (1) Prince Phillip Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine (1)
Lifeless Joe Jackson Larry Storch Fidel Castro Joan Fontaine Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar Bill Macy Grant Tinker Kirk Douglas Joe Paterno (1) Billy Graham Jerry Lewis	Little Black Book Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (1) Margaret Thatcher Don Pardo Yogi Berra Billy Graham Maya Angelou Henry Kissenger Stan Musial Oscar Niemeyer (1) Reverend Sun Myung Moon (3) Jane Goodall Manuel Noriega	Maggot Meals Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan Dick Clark (1) Mindy McCready Tom Sizemore Russell Brand Fidel Castro Prince Phillip Phyllis Diller (1) Jack Klugman (1) Wilford Brimley
Martha Pearl Zsa Zsa Gabor Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Ronnie Biggs Etta James (1) Andy Williams Billy Graham Larry Hagman (1) Gary Carter (1) Buddy Ryan Hugo Chavez Robin Gibb (1) Kirk Douglas “Superstar” Billy Graham	MaryEllenO: “TWC HR Bitch” Don Rickles Eli Wallach Phyllis Diller (1) Henry Kissenger Nancy Reagan Dick Clark (1) Doris Day Zsa Zsa Gabor Lindsay Lohan Margaret Thatcher Larry Storch Etta James (1) Mickey Rooney	Metsie 62 Tony Martin (1) Fidel Castro Carol Channing Dave Brubeck (3) Jerry Lewis David Rockefeller Billy Graham Yogi Berra Barbara Bush Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer Robert Osborne Andy Griffith (1)
Mike R. Used To Be Good At This Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Gary Carter (1) June Foray Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara (3) Robin Gibb (1) Billy Graham Etta James (1) Nelson Mandela Luise Rainer Yitzhak Shamir (1) Mike Wallace (1) Andy Williams	Morbid Mindy Prince Phillip Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Michael Douglas Hugo Chavez Joe Paterno (1) Tony Martin (1) George Bush Sr. Annette Funicello ***Not A Celebrity*** Larry King	Morbid Moe Zsa Zsa Gabor Oscar Niemeyer (1) Etta James (1) Jake LaMotta Yitzhak Shamir (1) Tony Martin (1) Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Luise Rainer Mike Wallace (1) James Garner John Demjanjuk (1)
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Zacherly Glen Campell Peter Marshall Margaret Thatcher Robin Gibb (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Mike Wallace (1) Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Doc Severinsen Patty Andrews Wayne Rogers	Mortis Prognosticusians Donald Rumsfeld Dick Cheney Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan Margaret Thatcher Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1) Ernest Borgnine (1) Chuck Berry Maurice Sendak (5) Muhammad Ali Jerry Lewis Nelson Mandela	MuleKickers Glen Campell Sean Connery Clint Eastwood George Jones Celeste Holm (1) Dick Clark (1) Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin A.J. Foyt Norman Llyod Eli Wallach Ernest Borgnine (1)
Nighty Night Etta James (1) Kirk Douglas Bret Michaels Lindsay Lohan Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Clark (1) George Bush Sr. Margaret Thatcher Fidel Castro Bob Dylan Vince Neil B. B. King George Michael	No More Interviews Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Luise Rainer Celeste Holm (1) Maureen O'Hara Marjorie Lord ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Llyod Andy Williams Tony Martin (1) Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1)	No-Talent Ass-Clowns Fidel Castro Billy Graham Margaret Thatcher Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Etta James (1) Hugo Chavez ***Not A Celebrity*** Annette Funicello Nancy Reagan Penny Marshall
Nothing Personal, Guys Louis Jourdan Burt Reynolds Celeste Holm (1) Hosni Mubarak Tony Martin (1) Nelson Mandela Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis James Garner Eleanor Parker Kirk Douglas Muhammad Ali Margaret Thatcher	Off With Their Heads Joan Rivers Dick Clark (1) Mickey Rooney Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Charlie Schlatter Bob Saget Brook Mueller ***Not A Celebrity*** Jeff Gordon ------------------	Old And Crusty Nancy Reagan Joe Paterno (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Yogi Berra Mike Wallace (1) Dick Cheney Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Etta James (1) Gary Carter (1) Harlan Ellison Gene Simmons Pope Benedict XVI
Osama Ate Leaden Croaked Sid Caesar Gary Carter (1) Joan Fontaine Stan Freberg Billy Graham C. Everett Koop Norman Llyod Prince Phillip Nancy Reagan Jean Stapleton Abe Vigoda Eli Wallach Andy Williams	Out to Meet Their Maker Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Jerry Lewis Whitney Houston (4) Doris Day Angela Lansbury Prince Phillip Kitty Wells (5) Andy Williams Margaret Thatcher John Glenn Yogi Berra Penny Marshall	Par For The Corpse Abe Vigoda B. B. King Betty White Carl Reiner Dan Rather Etta James (1) George Bush Sr. Joyce Brothers Mamie Van Doren Muhammad Ali Ringo Starr Robin Williams ***Not A Celebrity***
Peacefully In Her Sleep Margaret Thatcher Jake LaMotta Prince Phillip John Glenn Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Andy Williams Burt Bacharach Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Etta James (1)	People I Would Have Sex With..Even If They Were Dead Zsa Zsa Gabor Judi Dench Cloris Leachman Margaret Thatcher Nancy Reagan Etta James (1) Sean Connery Luise Rainer Jean Kennedy Smith Liza Minnelli Helen Mirren Lindsay Lohan Queen Elizabeth II	Pining For The Fjords Etta James (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Andy Williams Fidel Castro ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Robin Gibb (1) Nancy Reagan ***Not A Celebrity*** Luise Rainer
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Zsa Zsa Gabor Stephen Hawking Fidel Castro Dick Clark (1) Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham Hosni Mubarak Kirk Douglas Prince Phillip Barbara Bush Joe Paterno (1) Jerry Sandusky Ariel Sharon	Potter's Fieldhockey Team Etta James (1) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Lindsay Lohan Tony Bennett ***Not A Celebrity*** Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Fyvush Finkel Don Pardo Britney Spears Steven Hill Ross Perot	R.I.P. Tide Queen Elizabeth II Fidel Castro Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Clark (1) Margaret Thatcher George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Nelson Mandela Charlie Sheen Muhammad Ali
Ranchers Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Williams Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Rose Marie Larry Hagman (1) Robin Gibb (1) Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Courtney Love Olivia de Havilland Angela Lansbury Etta James (1)	Rank and Vile Joe Paterno (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Robin Gibb (1) Mike Wallace (1) Jerry Lewis Aretha Franklin Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Etta James (1) Montel Williams Butch Patrick Dick Clark (1) Casey Anthony	Rigormortis - The New Viagra Fidel Castro Debbie Reynolds Muhammad Ali Mickey Rooney George Michael Kirk Douglas Charlie Sheen Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Gifford Angela Lansbury Andy Griffith (1) Betty White Keith Richards
Rotting Bones Ernest Borgnine (1) Billy Graham Rose Marie Sid Caesar Carol Channing Joan Collins Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Phyllis Diller (1) Charlotte Rae Stan Musial Don Rickles	Sales Of A Deathman Oscar Niemeyer (1) Luise Rainer Frank Cady (1) Beverly Cleary Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Reverend Sun Myung Moon (3) George McGovern (1) Sid Caesar Lauren Bacall Margaret Thatcher Andy Williams Etta James (1)	Salmon Mousse Eli Wallach Abe Vigoda Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Cady (1) Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Mickey Rooney Etta James (1) Maureen O'Hara Jerry Lewis
Schlatterhouse5 Jonathan Rhys Meyers Liza Minnelli Etta James (1) Andy Dick Jerry Lewis Andy Griffith (1) Heidi Fleiss Joe Paterno (1) Robin Gibb (1) Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Billy Graham George Michael	Sharon McDeath Irwin Corey Carol Channing Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine (1) Phyllis Diller (1) Nelson Mandela Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Mike Wallace (1)	SHINE Olivia de Havilland Neil Armstrong (4) ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Nelson Mandela Prince Phillip ***Not A Celebrity*** Sean Connery Kirk Douglas Oscar Niemeyer (1) Ariel Sharon Aretha Franklin ***Not A Celebrity***
SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Griffith (1) Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman (1) Ernest Borgnine (1) Dick Clark (1) Phyllis Diller (1) Billy Graham Ray Bradbury (1) Dick Van Dyke Mickey Rooney Etta James (1)	Sleeping With The Fishes Annette Funicello Patty Andrews Harper Lee Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Williams Luise Rainer Robin Gibb (1) Billy Graham Loretta Lynn Etta James (1) Muhammad Ali Penny Marshall Nancy Reagan	Stiff Competition Andrew “Dice” Clay Beverly Cleary Fats Domino Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Wavy Gravy Etta James (1) John Madden Al Molinaro Don Pardo Nancy Reagan Andy Williams Alan Young
Stone Cold Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Jim Nabors Dick Cheney Ray Bradbury (1) Fidel Castro Michael Douglas Ernest Borgnine (1) Mickey Rooney Billy Graham Roger Ebert Aretha Franklin	Styx Crossing Aretha Franklin Hugo Chavez Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Roger Ebert Etta James (1) Nancy Reagan Mike Wallace (1) Olivia de Havilland Prince Phillip	Sweeny's Barker's Dozen Michael Douglas Whitney Houston (4) ***Not A Celebrity*** Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Prince Phillip Gary Busey Zsa Zsa Gabor Chuck Berry Hugh Hefner Joan Rivers Artie Lange Paula Abdul
Take These Chosen People Bernie Fine Bernie Madoff ***Not A Celebrity*** Bud Selig Michael Eisner ***Not A Celebrity*** Fred Wilpon Joseph Lieberman ***Not A Celebrity*** Henry Kissenger Alan Greenspan Ari Fliescher Phil Spector	Team Dirt Billy Graham Etta James (1) Fidel Castro Joe Paterno (1) Michael Douglas Muhammad Ali Nancy Reagan Prince Phillip Richard Attenborough “Superstar” Billy Graham Vidal Sassoon (5) Yitzhak Shamir (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor	That's What She Dead George McGovern (1) Nelson Mandela Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Billy Graham Javier Perez de Cuellar Reverend Sun Myung Moon (3) John Paul Stevens Stan Musial John Glenn Boutros Boutros-Ghali
The “Ex” File Luise Rainer Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Eli Wallach Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine (1) Mike Wallace (1) Joan Fontaine Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney Ariel Sharon Etta James (1)	The Angels Are Waiting For You Andy Williams Robin Gibb (1) Olivia de Havilland Jake LaMotta Arlen Specter (5) Tony Martin (1) James Garner Al Jaffee Luise Rainer Stan Musial Kirk Douglas Irwin Corey Ruth Bader Ginsburg	The Baby Crushers Oscar Niemeyer (1) Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer Irwin Corey Etta James (1) Yitzhak Shamir (1) Ravi Shankar (3) Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Phillip Olivia de Havilland Frank Cady (1) George Beverly Shea Tony Martin (1)
The Brew Crew Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Kirk Douglas Dick Clark (1) Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney Abe Vigoda Lindsay Lohan Sid Caesar Annette Funicello John Glenn Chuck Berry Joe Paterno (1)	The Dirty Death List Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Doris Day Phyllis Diller (1) Jerry Lewis Queen Elizabeth II George Kennedy Butch Patrick Rosie O'Donnell Zsa Zsa Gabor Joe Paterno (1) Aretha Franklin Willie Nelson	The Doomed Dozen Plus 1 Chuck Barris Ray Bradbury (1) Sid Caesar Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller (1) Joan Fontaine Billy Graham Larry Hagman (1) Etta James (1) Jerry Lewis Mindy McCready Abe Vigoda Joseph Wapner
The Grim Reaper Says Etta James (1) Robin Gibb (1) Jack Klugman (1) Mike Wallace (1) Joe Paterno (1) George Bush Sr. Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Not A Celebrity*** Billy Graham Eli Wallach Kirk Douglas Tony Martin (1) Luise Rainer	The Permanent Siesta Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Monty Hall Bob Barker Jerry Lewis Bob Dole Charlie Sheen Michael Douglas ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Phyllis Diller (1) Kirk Douglas	The Shish-Ka-Robs Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Ernest Borgnine (1) Joan Fontaine Sid Caesar Patty Andrews Carol Channing Prince Phillip Maureen O'Hara Esther Williams Andy Williams (1) Earl Scruggs (3) George Kennedy
Times Up Joseph Wapner Regis Philbin Aretha Franklin Dick Clark (1) Betty White Keith Richards Charlie Sheen David Hasselhoff Bernie Madoff Doris Day Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Lindsay Lohan	Time's Up George Beverly Shea Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Beverly Cleary George Gaynes Zsa Zsa Gabor Ernest Borgnine (1) Joan Fontaine Vera Lynn Celeste Holm (1) Billy Graham Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Alan Young	Toe Tag You're It Prince Phillip Penny Marshall Frank Cady (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Rose Marie Dick Clark (1) Jerry Lewis Joe Paterno (1) Jimmy Carter Etta James (1) Richard Dawson (4) Nelson Mandela Doris Day
Toe Tags Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Phyllis Diller (1) Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Nancy Reagan Betty White Jimmy Carter Doris Day Jack Klugman (1) Jean Stapleton Bob Barker Lauren Bacall	Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach Joe Paterno (1) Prince Phillip Penny Marshall Gary Busey Etta James (1) Aretha Franklin Dick Clark (1) Phyllis Diller (1)	Tom's Tombs Kirk Douglas Betty White Abe Vigoda George Michael Regis Philbin Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney Wilford Brimley Dick Clark (1) Bob Barker Charlotte Rae Elaine Stritch Don Rickles
Top Of The Reap Sandra Day O'Connor Kirk Douglas John Demjanjuk (1) Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Etta James (1) Oscar Niemeyer (1) Roger Ebert Sean Connery Eli Wallach Billy Graham Margaret Thatcher	Twilight Zone ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------	Wanted: Dead Or Alive Jack Nicholson Hal Holbrook Richard Petty Don Rickles Jean Stapleton Nancy Reagan ***Not A Celebrity*** Andy Griffith (1) Rose Marie Bob Barker Gordon Lightfoot Norman Lear Bob Newhart
Wayne Manor Ed Asner Estelle Parsons Loretta Lynn Margaret Thatcher Martin Landau Jack Carter Warren Buffet Neil Armstrong (4) The Amazing Kreskin Rose Marie Bernard Fox Willie Nelson Boutros Boutros-Ghali	We Can Seat You Now Luise Rainer Tony Martin (1) Frank Cady (1) Eli Wallach Mickey Rooney Nanette Fabray Carol Channing Deanna Durbin Zsa Zsa Gabor Louis Jourdan Pierre Cardin Sid Caesar Jerry Lewis	We Hope That These People Die! Ronnie Biggs John Demjanjuk (1) Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson Larry Hagman (1) David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff Joe Paterno (1) Hosni Mubarak
Welcome To The Skull Orchard Etta James (1) Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine (1) Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Pope Benedict XVI Olivia de Havilland Sid Caesar Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Stephen Hawking Richard Attenborough Michael J. Fox	Where Ya Dead People At? George Jones Celeste Holm (1) Dick Cheney Robin Gibb (1) Patty Andrews George Beverly Shea Oscar Niemeyer (1) Al Molinaro Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Helen Thomas Prince Phillip Norman Llyod	Where's My Damn List? Bill Daily Etta James (1) Donna Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Marla Gibbs William Christopher Jimmy Carter Charles Manson Abe Vigoda Pierre Cardin Garrett Morris Pat Boone Ursula Andress
Wishful Thinking ***Not A Celebrity*** John Madden Glenn Beck Bill O'Reilly Donald Trump Larry “The Cable Guy” Ryan Seacrest Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Kristen Stewart Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian Justin Bieber	Wooden Overcoat Club Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Nelson Mandela Robert Mugabe Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Prince Phillip George Michael Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine (1) Olivia de Havilland	Workin' On My Night Cheese Lindsay Lohan Zsa Zsa Gabor Etta James (1) Bret Michaels Fidel Castro Robin Gibb (1) Kirk Douglas ***Not A Celebrity*** Michelle Duggar Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham Courtney Love Aretha Franklin
Worm Fodder Zsa Zsa Gabor Prince Phillip Etta James (1) Billy Graham Gore Vidal (5) Margaret Thatcher Dick Cheney Jerry Lewis Robin Gibb (1) Andy Williams (1) Phyllis Diller (1) Nancy Reagan Joe Paterno (1)	Worm Meat Loaf Ruby Muhammad (Died 3/2/2011) Dolores Hope (Died 9/19/2011) Tony Martin (1) George Beverly Shea David Rockefeller C. Everett Koop Phyllis Diller (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Herman Wouk	X-ray Executioners Dick Clark (1) Phyllis Diller (1) Fidel Castro Don Rickles Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Don Pardo Mickey Rooney Billy Graham Tommy Lasorda Pope Benedict XVI Gallagher Mike Wallace (1)
Year Of The Living Dead Frank Cady (1) Eli Wallach C. Everett Koop Zsa Zsa Gabor Joan Fontaine June Foray Kirk Douglas Dave Brubeck (3) Jake LaMotta Maureen O'Hara Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Hugh Downs Billy Graham		You Using The Whole Fist, Doc? Etta James (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi (1) Robin Gibb (1) Gary Carter (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Billy Graham Nelson Mandela Margaret Thatcher Penny Marshall Buddy Ryan Hugo Chavez “Superstar” Billy Graham