The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2011 O.B.E. ENTRIES

!=Life Jean Kennedy Smith Sargent Shriver (1) Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Cheney Luise Rainer Aretha Franklin Stephen Hawking Betty Ford (1) Kirk Douglas Ray Bradbury Harry Morgan (1) Fidel Castro	“Buh Bye” Ron Wood Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas David Bowie Chuck Barris Jerry Lewis Jim Nabors Tracy Morgan Betty Ford (1) Henry Kissenger Don Rickles Abe Vigoda	“Salmon Mousse” Eli Wallach Abe Vigoda Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Harry Morgan (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Cady Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Mickey Rooney ***Not A Celebrity*** Maureen O'Hara
#001 Exoendo Zuzubar (The Champs) Harry Morgan (1) Christopher Hitchens (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Oscar Niemeyer ***Not A Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Merle Haggard Betty Ford (1) Margaret Thatcher Kim Jong Il (1) Harmon Killebrew (1)	2011 Grim Reaper Michael Douglas Vin Scully Dick Clark Robert Guillaume John Paul Stevens Gene Wilder Don Rickles Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Muhammad Ali Kim Jong Il (1) Roger Ebert Seve Ballesteros (1) Eli Wallach	2011 Reaper's Digest Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Cady Wilford Brimley C. Everett Koop Billy Graham Ann B. Davis Peter Falk (1) Margaret Thatcher Roger Ebert Sherwood Schwartz (1) Angela Lansbury Michael Gough (3) Ray Bradbury
A Dog, A Boat, And An Old Man Zsa Zsa Gabor Mike Wallace Olivia de Havilland Dolores Hope (1) Betty Ford (1) Fidel Castro Henry Kissenger Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Kim Jong Il (1) George Bush Sr. Merle Haggard	Adios Amigos Michael Douglas Penny Marshall Fidel Castro Betty Ford (1) Barbara Bush Seve Ballesteros (1) Ronnie Biggs Zsa Zsa Gabor Marilyn Horne Harry Morgan (1) Prince Phillip Billy Graham Steve Jobs (1)	Annie's Oakley's IX - IX Lives? Aretha Franklin Elizabeth Taylor (1) George Jones Zsa Zsa Gabor Bernie Madoff Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Loretta Lynn Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Jack Kevorkian (1) Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham
Architects Deathwish 2011 Fidel Castro Billy Graham Betty Ford (1) Dolores Hope (1) Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Maureen O'Hara Elizabeth Taylor (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Mary Kate Olsen Helen Thomas	Bakers Deadly Dozen Fidel Castro Betty Ford (1) Ariel Sharon Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Billy Graham George Beverly Shea Harmon Killebrew (1) Eli Wallach Margaret Thatcher Seve Ballesteros (1)	Bakers Dozen Dirt Nap Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Clark Elizabeth Taylor (1) Nancy Reagan Annette Funicello Muhammad Ali Hugh Hefner Keith Richards Aretha Franklin Betty White Dick Van Dyke Don Rickles
Beat The Odds Earl Scruggs Frank Cady Michael Gough (3) Alan Young Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Ravi Shankar William Schallert Bob Barker Elizabeth Taylor (1) Andy Griffith Jack LaLanne (1)	Blue Screen of Death Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Patrick Kennedy Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Clark Aretha Franklin Muhammad Ali Hugh Hefner Jimmy Carter Nancy Reagan David Hasselhoff	Bow Your Head Billy Graham James Garner Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Annette Funicello Zsa Zsa Gabor Abe Vigoda Bob Barker Jerry Lewis Helen Thomas Bernie Madoff Loretta Lynn
Boyz From The Burbz Muhammad Ali Ernest Borgnine Conrad Bain Fidel Castro Olivia de Havilland Michael Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Roger Ebert Aretha Franklin Billy Graham Steve Jobs (1) Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney	Breathless Anticipation Zsa Zsa Gabor Christopher Hitchens (1) Kim Jong Il (1) Seve Ballesteros (1) Peter Tork Olivia de Havilland Charlie Daniels Jake LaMotta Aretha Franklin Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Billy Graham	Bring Out Y'er Dead Ernest Borgnine Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Richard Attenborough Vera Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela David Hasselhoff Charlie Sheen Aretha Franklin Sylvester Stallone Mel Brooks Rupert Murdoch
Cape Cadaver 2011 Penny Marshall Aretha Franklin Loretta Lynn Olivia de Havilland Jack LaLanne (1) Pat Summerall Dick Clark Harry Morgan (1) Doris Day Annette Funicello Andy Griffith George Bush Sr. Etta James	Cardiac Karma Harry Morgan (1) Dick Cheney Jack LaLanne (1) Billy Graham Gore Vidal Jim Nabors Monty Hall Mischa Barton Beverly Cleary Shirley Temple Black Penny Marshall Chuck Berry Tom Sizemore	Cecil Be Demised Hugh Hefner Don Rickles Betty Ford (1) Roger Ebert Zsa Zsa Gabor Ed Asner Hank Aaron Harry Morgan (1) Eli Wallach Billy Graham Jack Klugman Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro
Celebrity Fertilizer Dick Clark Bob Barker Kat Von D Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Penny Marshall Aretha Franklin Gene Wilder ***Not A Celebrity*** Billy Joel Richard Dawson Paula Abdul Clint Eastwood	Chet & The Jets Ariel Sharon Ruby Muhammad No AP Obit Dolores Hope (1) Morley Safer Hugh Downs Elie Wiesel Celeste Holm Tony Bennett George Kennedy Gore Vidal Norman Llyod Harry Belafonte Robert Loggia	Chicken Zombie Tom Aretha Franklin Penny Marshall Doris Day Merle Haggard Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Christopher Hitchens (1) Bernie Madoff Frank Cady Eli Wallach Mickey Rooney Hamed Karzai
Coal Stompers “Superstar" Billy Graham Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Penny Marshall Peter Falk (1) Bob Uecker Jonathan Winters Lilly Allen Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Kim Jong Il (1) Margaret Thatcher	Crypt Keeper Five-O Olivia de Havilland Harry Morgan (1) Eli Wallach Sherwood Schwartz (1) Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Phyllis Diller Don Pardo Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Ray Bradbury Mickey Rooney Loretta Lynn	Crypt Kicker 3 Zsa Zsa Gabor Sidney Poitier Bill Clinton Carl Reiner Roger Ebert Betty White Elizabeth Taylor (1) Bill Cosby Peter O'Toole Lauren Bacall Michael Douglas Kim Jong Il (1) Kirk Douglas
Cya On The Flip Side Betty Ford (1) Lindsay Lohan Kirk Douglas Amy Winehouse (1) Artie Lange Zsa Zsa Gabor David Hasselhoff James Garner Elizabeth Taylor (1) Dick Clark Kim Jong Il (1) Penny Marshall Margaret Thatcher	Cyroglobz Abe Vigoda Zsa Zsa Gabor Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Eli Wallach Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller Dick Cheney Carl Reiner Henry Kissenger Mike Wallace Daniel Inouye Nancy Reagan	Dead For No Reason Eli Wallach Harry Morgan (1) Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Marjorie Lord Dolores Hope (1) Tony Martin Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Maureen O'Hara Sargent Shriver (1) Kirk Douglas Andy Rooney (1) June Lockhart
Dead Hall Of Fame Muhammad Ali Bobby "The Brain" Heenan William "Refrigerator" Perry Fidel Castro Al Davis (3) Art Modell Yogi Berra Pat Summerall Stan Musial Seve Ballesteros (1) Billy Graham Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor	Dead Like Me! Peter Tork Martina Navratilova Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford (1) Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Elizabeth Taylor (1) Eli Wallach Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Sherwood Schwartz (1)	Dead Right Psychic Christopher Hitchens (1) Oscar Niemeyer Billy Graham Betty Ford (1) Harry Morgan (1) Dolores Hope (1) Mike Wallace John Demjanjuk Zsa Zsa Gabor Sargent Shriver (1) Yitzhak Shamir Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Prince Phillip
Deadnick Carl Reiner Kenny Rogers Madeline Albright A.J. Foyt Rip Taylor Bob Barker Willie Nelson Ruth Buzzi John Warner Jack LaLanne (1) Pete Seeger Pat Carroll Lee Iacocca	Death Becomes Them… Abe Vigoda Jeff Conaway (3) Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Peter Falk (1) Sargent Shriver (1) Jack LaLanne (1) C. Everett Koop Ernest Borgnine Mitch Miller (Died 2010) Joseph Wapner Ruth Bader Ginsburg Gloria Stuart (Died 2010)	Death Mask Replica Conrad Bain Dick Cheney Fyvush Finkel Jack Kevorkian (1) Jean Stapleton Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Kitty Wells Larry Storch Olivia de Havilland Patrick Macnee Sherwood Schwartz (1) Theodore Bikel
Death To All Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Penny Marshall Dick Cheney Merle Haggard Margaret Thatcher Dick Clark Dolores Hope (1) Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer Billy Graham Harry Morgan (1)	Deep End Of The Ghoul Pool Lindsay Lohan Aretha Franklin Penny Marshall Michael Douglas Al Jarreau Margaret Thatcher Dick Cheney Fidel Castro Elizabeth Taylor (1) Dick Clark Jerry Lewis Nelson Mandela Zsa Zsa Gabor	Die Die My Darling Carol Channing Zsa Zsa Gabor Neil Simon Aretha Franklin Annette Funicello Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Louis Farrakahn Lindsay Lohan Amy Winehouse (1)
Die Hard V Aretha Franklin Betty Ford (1) Dolores Hope (1) Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Bob Dole Harry Morgan (1) Sargent Shriver (1) Mike Wallace ***Not A Celebrity*** Jack Klugman Billy Graham B. B. King	Dining On Dandelions (By The Root) Rose Marie Aretha Franklin Larry King George Bush Sr. Mickey Rooney Tommy Lasorda Herman Wouk Ruby Dee Richard Attenborough Keith Jackson Don Rickles Maggie Smith Adam West	Dirt Nap Eli Wallach Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Dolores Hope (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney Oscar Niemeyer John Demjanjuk Mikhail Gorbachev Phyllis Diller Harmon Killebrew (1) Sidney Poitier Joe Paterno Aretha Franklin
Doug's Dead Zone Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Billy Graham Andy Griffith Jack LaLanne (1) Harry Morgan (1) Mickey Rooney Margaret Thatcher Joseph Wapner Efrem Zimbalist Jr.	Dr. Evil Harry Morgan (1) Billy Graham Dolores Hope (1) Jack Kevorkian (1) Julie Newmar Seve Ballesteros (1) Luise Rainer Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Harmon Killebrew (1) Dave Brubeck Ray Bradbury	Driggs Death Watchers Jack LaLanne (1) Ruth Westheimer Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford (1) Luise Rainer Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Ernest Borgnine Helen Gurley-Brown Amy Winehouse (1) Joseph Wapner Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Dust2Dust Dick Cheney Aretha Franklin Eleanor Mondale (5) Olivia de Havilland Penny Marshall Michael Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Harry Morgan (1) Christopher Hitchens (1) Sid Caesar Jerry Lewis Harmon Killebrew (1)	Et Tu Corpus Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Christopher Hitchens (1) Sargent Shriver (1) Penny Marshall Ruth Bader Ginsburg Zsa Zsa Gabor Dick Cheney Alan Young Harry Morgan (1) Jack LaLanne (1) Margaret Thatcher Andy Griffith	Eternity Tours Jack Klugman Garth Brooks Sid Caesar Peter Falk (1) Annette Funicello Billy Graham Luise Rainer Aretha Franklin Patty Andrews Ernest Borgnine Al Molinaro June Foray Harry Morgan (1)
Free Spirits Frank Cady Kitty Wells Phyllis Diller Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas George Beverly Shea Billy Graham Margaret Thatcher Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Kareem Abdul Jabbar Patty Andrews Aretha Franklin Kim Novak	From Here To Eternity Phyllis Diller Rhonda Flemming Barbara Hale Marjorie Lord Jayne Meadows Celeste Holm Eva Marie Saint Helen Thomas Eleanor Parker Andy Griffith Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Tim Conway Peter Falk (1)	Gang Of One Queen Elizabeth II Jerry Lewis Jimmy Swaggart Kirk Douglas Dennis Rodman Rihanna Muhammad Ali Colin Farell Owen Wilson Ted Nugent Pete Doherty Sargent Shriver (1) ***Not A Celebrity***
Geritol Gangstas In 3D Aretha Franklin Ariel Sharon Dolores Hope (1) George Beverly Shea Harmon Killebrew (1) Michael Douglas Oscar Niemeyer Penny Marshall Peter Falk (1) Ronnie Biggs Stephen Hawking Steve Jobs (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor	Ghouls Rush In Lindsay Lohan Harry Morgan (1) Mark McGarth Frank Gifford Hugh Hefner Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Doris Day Betty White Abe Vigoda Maureen O'Hara Keith Jackson Sid Caesar	Gimmie-a-Stiffie Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Bret Michaels Dick Clark Jerry Lewis Muhammad Ali Keith Richards Queen Elizabeth II Micha Barton Phil Spector Don Rickles Elizabeth Taylor (1) Nancy Reagan
Gone With The Worms Fidel Castro Carol Channing Kirk Douglas Peter Falk (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Ruth Bader Ginsburg Billy Graham Dolores Hope (1) Jake LaMotta Harry Morgan (1) Andy Rooney (1) Tom Sizemore Mike Wallace	Good Looking Corpses Mike Wallace Aretha Franklin Betty Ford (1) Andy Griffith Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Dolores Hope (1) Willard Scott Andy Rooney (1) Kim Jong Il (1) Don Rickles Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor	Grabberlime Frank Cady Michael Gough (3) Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Sargent Shriver (1) Yitzhak Shamir George Beverly Shea Tony Martin Sid Caesar ***Not A Celebrity*** Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine
Graveyard Smashers Peter Tork Betty Ford (1) Dick Clark Aretha Franklin Stephen Hawking Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Al Davis (3) Ray Bradbury Peter Falk (1) Joan Fontaine Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor	Grim McGraw Richard Attenborough Joan Fontaine Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Esther Williams Zsa Zsa Gabor Phyllis Diller Penny Marshall Ray Bradbury Don Pardo Kirk Douglas Quincy Jones Hal Holbrook Russell Johnson	Groovy Ghoulies Frances Bay (5) Richard Kiel Dick Cheney Bob Dole Harry Dean Stanton Michael Douglas Abe Vigoda Ernest Borgnine Harry Morgan (1) Aretha Franklin Billy Graham Robert Loggia Dick Van Dyke
Gump's Death Squad Michael Douglas Andy Rooney (1) Abe Vigoda Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Kim Jong Il (1) Billy Graham Betty Ford (1) Kirk Douglas Dick Clark Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Mike Wallace	Harrison G. John Astin Betty Garrett (3) Hugh Hefner Alan Young Estelle Harris Sue Johanson Andrew Lloyd Webber Bernie Madoff B. B. King George Shultz Yitzhak Shamir Bobby Doerr Woody Allen	Heaven Or Hell In 2011 Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Elizabeth Taylor (1) Greg Allman Jackson Browne Whitney Houston Frank Lautenberg Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon Stan Musial Kareem Abdul Jabbar Al Davis (3) Pat Summerall
Hell Or Heaven In 2011 Ariel Sharon Betty Ford (1) Beverly Cleary Fidel Castro George Beverly Shea George Gaynes Harry Morgan (1) Jack Klugman Kim Jong Il (1) Rose Marie Sid Caesar Wilford Brimley Zsa Zsa Gabor	He's Dead Jim! Ariel Sharon Elizabeth Taylor (1) Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Michael C. Hall Michael Douglas Mickey Rooney Olivia de Havilland Penny Marshall Ruth Bader Ginsburg Steve Jobs (1) Aretha Franklin	Hide & Go Die Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Ronnie Biggs Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Betty Ford (1) Kirk Douglas Sargent Shriver (1) Harmon Killebrew (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Mike Wallace Peter Falk (1)
Highly Dead-And-Son Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas George W. Bush George Bush Sr. Martin Sheen Charlie Sheen Dick Clark Aretha Franklin Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Dolores Hope (1) Elizabeth Taylor (1)	Homeward Bound Jane Goodall Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Jack LaLanne (1) Olivia de Havilland Jayne Meadows Willie Mays Harry Morgan (1) Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Don Pardo	Hudson Valley Death Squad Hugh Hefner Nancy Reagan George Bush Sr. Helen Gurley-Brown Carol Channing Michael Douglas Mary Tyler Moore Lindsay Lohan Oprah Winfrey Keith Richards Barbara Walters Prince Phillip John Madden
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Hugh Hefner Lindsay Lohan Billy Graham Dick Clark Larry King Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Keith Richards Jeff Conaway (3) Kate Gosselin	I See Dead People Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Phyllis Diller Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Billy Graham Andy Griffith Henry Kissenger Peter O'Toole Christopher Plummer Eli Wallach	I Still Miss Dean Martin Aretha Franklin Fred Phelps Patty Andrews Nancy Reagan Mikhail Kalashnikov Robert Mugabe Ariel Sharon Bob Dole Maria Von Trapp (Died 1987) ***Not A Celebrity*** David Rockefeller Nelson Mandela Margaret Thatcher
I'm A Beriever! Harry Morgan (1) Billy Graham Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas John Glenn Angela Lansbury Elizabeth Taylor (1) Marty Allen Jonathan Winters Doc Severinsen Abe Vigoda Margaret Thatcher	It Is An Ex-Parrot Harry Morgan (1) Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Peter Falk (1) Seve Ballesteros (1) Betty Ford (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Eli Wallach Irwin Corey	It's Always Death In Philadelphia Vic Damone Bob Dole Fidel Castro Aretha Franklin Billy Graham Eydie Gorme Jack Klugman Stan Lee Bill Macy Nancy Reagan Mickey Rooney Sherwood Schwartz (1) Eli Wallach
It's Time To Sleep Jerry Lewis Fidel Castro Jonathan Winters Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope (1) James Arness (1) Andy Williams Ernest Borgnine Mickey Rooney Doris Day Elizabeth Taylor (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Phyllis Diller	Joanne's Flatliners Bernie Madoff Betty Ford (1) Betty White Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Jack LaLanne (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Art Linkletter (Died 2010) Harry Morgan (1) Amy Winehouse (1) Russell Johnson Eli Wallach	Karen's Cadavers Zsa Zsa Gabor Pete Doherty Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver (1) Harry Morgan (1) Phyllis Diller Bob Dylan Mickey Rooney Lindsay Lohan Fidel Castro Julian Asange
KILLJOY Ariel Sharon Jeff Conaway (3) Bill O'Reilly Tom Sizemore Arnold Schwarzenegger Gary Busey David Hasselhoff John Travolta Stephen Baldwin Bret Michaels Charlie Sheen O. J. Simpson Julian Asange	Knocking On Heaven's Door James Arness (1) Aretha Franklin Fidel Castro Billy Graham Queen Elizabeth II Larry Hagman Harry Morgan (1) Yitzhak Shamir Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar Dolores Hope (1) Nelson Mandela Richard Dawson	Le Grand Sommeil Jeff Conaway (3) Aretha Franklin Barbara Bush Muhammad Ali Pat Robertson Kim Jong Il (1) Larry King Nancy Reagan Henry Kissenger Ray Bradbury Artie Lange Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine
Let My People Go! Eli Wallach Mike Wallace Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Peter Falk (1) Jack Klugman Shelley Berman Carl Reiner Sherwood Schwartz (1) Jerry Stiller Jerry Lewis Sid Caesar Abe Vigoda	Life Zucks! Jerry Brown Rich Little JoAnne Worley Jerry Buss Rip Torn George Jones Anne Francis (5) Piper Laurie Cliff Robertson (5) Betty Garrett (3) Angela Lansbury Ruby Dee Elaine Stritch	Lifeless Joe Jackson Jackie Cooper (3) Larry Storch Fidel Castro Sherwood Schwartz (1) Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar Bill Macy Grant Tinker Kirk Douglas Peter Falk (1) Billy Graham
Little Black Book Henry Kissenger Margaret Thatcher Ray Bradbury Don Pardo Reverand Sun Myung Moon Pat Summerall Billy Graham Maya Angelou Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Andy Rooney (1) Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro	Martha Pearl Gerry Rafferty (3) Zsa Zsa Gabor Charlie Louvin (5) Hosni Mubarak Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Ali Khamenei Jimmy Carter ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Jennifer Saunders ***Not A Celebrity*** Boris Spassky ***Not A Celebrity***	MaryEllenO - "HR Bitch” Eli Wallach Barack Obama Phyllis Diller Henry Kissenger Nancy Reagan Betty Ford (1) Aretha Franklin Dick Clark Artie Lange Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Kim Jong Il (1) Michael Douglas
Metsie 62 Tony Martin Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Sargent Shriver (1) Carol Channing Dave Brubeck Jerry Lewis David Rockefeller Harmon Killebrew (1) Jack Klugman Elizabeth Taylor (1) Billy Graham Christopher Hitchens (1)	Mike R. Used To Be Good At This Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Seve Ballesteros (1) Ronnie Biggs Geraldine Ferraro (5) Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Dolores Hope (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** George Martin Gerry Rafferty (3) Yitzhak Shamir Ariel Sharon Mike Wallace	Mistress of Doom Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan Whitney Houston Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Tori Spelling Adam Yauch ***Not A Celebrity*** Kim Novak Bernie Madoff
Morbid Mindy Michael Douglas Carly Fiorina Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Amy Winehouse (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Stephen Hawking Billy Graham Lindsay Lohan Ron Popiel Elizabeth Taylor (1) Bill Clinton Muhammad Ali	Morbid Moe Tony Martin Luise Rainer Christopher Hitchens (1) Al Molinaro Aretha Franklin Ernest Borgnine Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine James Arness (1) Eli Wallach	Morguenolia Blossom Lee Zacherly Jane Russell (4) Jack Kevorkian (1) Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Mike Wallace Roger Mudd Chuck Yeager Jackie Cooper (3) Patty Andrews Wayne Rogers
MuleKickers Nancy Reagan Dick Clark Lindsay Lohan Betty Ford (1) Glen Campell George Jones Aretha Franklin Elizabeth Taylor (1) Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Sean Connery Clint Eastwood Charlie Sheen	No-Talent Ass-Clowns Jack Kevorkian (1) Peter Falk (1) Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kim Jong Il (1) Betty Ford (1) Margaret Thatcher Amy Winehouse (1) Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor (1) Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas	On The Clock Penny Marshall Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Margaret Thatcher Fidel Castro Harry Morgan (1) Seve Ballesteros (1) Eli Wallach Billy Graham Richard Attenborough Kim Jong Il (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
Out to Meet Their Makers Nick Nolte Gloria Vanderbilt Doris Day Whitney Houston John Glenn Betty Ford (1) Aretha Franklin Lee Iacocca Penny Marshall Margaret Thatcher Yogi Berra Burt Reynolds Jerry Lewis	Out With The Old Oscar Niemeyer Betty Ford (1) Kirk Douglas Harry Morgan (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Yitzhak Shamir Eli Wallach Ronnie Biggs Al Molinaro Herman Wouk Olivia de Havilland Abigail Van Buren (Pauline)	Par For The Corpse Betty White Abe Vigoda Danny DeVito Mary Kate Olsen Amy Winehouse (1) Rod Stewart Olivia Newton-John Ringo Starr George Bush Sr. David Brenner Mamie Van Doren Pete Rose Hugh Hefner
Peacefully In Her Sleep Margaret Thatcher Peter Falk (1) Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Louis Farrakahn Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Billy Graham Betty Ford (1) Nancy Reagan Aretha Franklin Harper Lee	Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Dick Clark Zsa Zsa Gabor Ariel Sharon Margaret Thatcher Fidel Castro Hosni Mubarak Stephen Hawking Billy Graham Betty Ford (1) Jack Kevorkian (1) Peter Falk (1) Elizabeth Taylor (1) Kirk Douglas	Poor Granny! Zsa Zsa Gabor Dolores Hope (1) Penny Marshall Betty Ford (1) Margaret Thatcher Aretha Franklin Doris Day Nancy Reagan Joan Fontaine Phyllis Diller Luise Rainer Olivia de Havilland Rosalynn Carter
Pushing Up Miss Daisy Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Jack LaLanne (1) Andy Griffith Billy Graham Aretha Franklin Betty Ford (1) Jonathan Rhys Meyers Fidel Castro Mickey Rooney Courtney Love Bret Michaels	Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Sean Connery Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Peter Falk (1) Muhammad Ali Manuel Noriega Margaret Thatcher Harmon Killebrew (1) Ronnie Biggs Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi	R.I.P. Tide Dolores Hope (1) Fidel Castro Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Seve Ballesteros (1) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Andy Rooney (1) Kim Jong Il (1) Pope Benedict XVI Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali George Bush Sr. Jack Klugman
Ranchers Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Aretha Franklin Rose Marie Larry Hagman Dick Clark Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Courtney Love Olivia de Havilland Angela Lansbury Harry Morgan (1)	Rest In Peace Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Yitzhak Shamir Kim Jong Il (1) Betty Ford (1) Billy Graham Al Molinaro Olivia de Havilland Jack Klugman Nelson Mandela Oscar Niemeyer	Rest In Pieces, Sir! Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Bob Barker Eli Wallach James Garner B. B. King Ernest Borgnine Fats Domino Art Modell Ronnie Biggs Luise Rainer Richard Attenborough Kirk Douglas
SickPuppy_NOLA Harry Morgan (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Griffith Betty Ford (1) Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark Jack LaLanne (1) Phyllis Diller Billy Graham Ray Bradbury	Sleeping With The Fishes Annette Funicello Aretha Franklin Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas Luise Rainer Doris Day Billy Graham James Garner Prince Phillip George Bush Sr. Penny Marshall Bob Barker	Snuffed James Arness (1) Lauren Bacall Ernest Borgnine Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Joan Fontaine Barbara Hale Angela Lansbury Jerry Lewis Vera Lynn Mickey Rooney Abe Vigoda Alan Young
Snug With The Slugs Phyllis Diller Carol Channing B. B. King Kenny Rogers Jack Klugman Gordon Lightfoot Wilford Brimley Peter O'Toole John Madden Gene Wilder Carl Reiner Bob Barker Penny Marshall	Soulful Strut Randy Quaid Roger Ebert Elizabeth Taylor (1) Aretha Franklin Kelsey Grammer Chris Brown Christian Bale Dick Clark Nikki Sixx Bret Michaels Michael J. Fox Paul McCartney Justin Bieber	Sparky's Gang Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Fidel Castro “Superstar" Billy Graham Billy Graham Penny Marshall Margaret Thatcher Betty Ford (1) Nelson Mandela Al Molinaro Sherwood Schwartz (1)
Stiff Competition Dick Cheney Dick Clark Beverly Cleary Fats Domino Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Aretha Franklin Wavy Gravy B. B. King John Madden Harry Morgan (1) Nancy Reagan Alan Young	Stone Cold Kim Jong Il (1) Lauren Bacall Jake LaMotta Jack LaLanne (1) Dick Clark Betty Ford (1) Billy Graham Aretha Franklin Dolores Hope (1) Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Zsa Zsa Gabor	Team Dirt Nancy Reagan Sargent Shriver (1) Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Joe Paterno Dolores Hope (1) Elizabeth Taylor (1) Harry Morgan (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Michael Douglas “Superstar" Billy Graham Kim Jong Il (1)
Team Doray Aretha Franklin Gerry Rafferty (3) Bob Barker Tony Martin Andy Rooney (1) Walter Cronkite (Died July 2009) Pete Seeger Don Larson Don Zimmer Jack LaLanne (1) Muhammad Ali Elizabeth Taylor (1) Luise Rainer	Ted Kennedy's Dance Party Kirk Douglas Russell Johnson Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter Jack LaLanne (1) Mikhail Gorbachev Larry Hagman Harry Morgan (1) Andy Rooney (1) Joseph Wapner Gene Shalit Mikhail Kalashnikov Eli Wallach	That's What She Dead Ruby Muhammad No AP Obit Sargent Shriver (1) Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor George McGovern Betty Ford (1) Billy Graham Hugh Carey (5) Reverand Sun Myung Moon John Paul Stevens Stan Musial John Glenn Boutros Boutros-Ghali
The ""Ex"" File Andy Rooney (1) Billy Graham Eli Wallach Harry Morgan (1) Herman Wouk Jack LaLanne (1) Joan Fontaine Kirk Douglas Luise Rainer Mickey Rooney Olivia de Havilland Sherwood Schwartz (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor	The Angels Are Waiting For You Bernie Madoff Ariel Sharon Nancy Reagan Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Aretha Franklin Prince Phillip David Rockefeller Pete Seeger Luise Rainer Stan Musial Betty Ford (1) Irwin Corey Rip Torn	The Baby Crushers Aretha Franklin Jane Russell (4) Dolores Hope (1) Luise Rainer Michael Douglas Kareem Abdul Jabbar Ruby Muhammad No AP Obit Harry Morgan (1) Ravi Shankar Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Sherwood Schwartz (1) Frank Cady
The Brew Crew Jack LaLanne (1) Harry Morgan (1) Ernest Borgnine Phyllis Diller Kirk Douglas Betty Ford (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Aretha Franklin Harmon Killebrew (1) Nancy Reagan Amy Winehouse (1) Andy Griffith Ric Flair	The Dirty Death List Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor (1) Al Davis (3) Betty Ford (1) Fidel Castro Doris Day Phyllis Diller Jerry Lewis Queen Elizabeth II George Kennedy Butch Patrick Rosie O'Donnell Zsa Zsa Gabor	The Grim Reaper Says Eli Wallach Mike Wallace Aretha Franklin Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Peter Falk (1) Billy Graham Jack Klugman Merle Haggard Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer Nancy Reagan Sargent Shriver (1)
The Guy Upstairs Wants A Word - He Sounds Pissed! Jim Bakker Jimmy Swaggart Pat Robertson Karl Rove Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Ann Coulter Phyllis Schlafly Elizabeth Dole Barbara Bush Sarah Palin Margaret Thatcher John McCain	The Iceman Cometh Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Fats Domino Aretha Franklin Jean Stapleton June Lockhart Nancy Reagan Queen Elizabeth II George Shultz Eli Wallach Ed Koch Jack LaLanne (1)	The Old Age Outlaws Betty White Michael Douglas Yogi Berra Bobby "The Brain" Heenan C. Everett Koop Betty Ford (1) Mike Wallace Aretha Franklin Artie Lange Zsa Zsa Gabor Bill Cosby Fidel Castro Harry Morgan (1)
The Permanent Siesta Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Monty Hall Bob Barker Jerry Lewis John Paul Stevens Muhammad Ali Christian Slater Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor C. Everett Koop Ernest Borgnine	The Shish-Ka-Robs Betty Ford (1) Andy Griffith James Arness (1) Olivia de Havilland John Glenn Hugh Downs Martin Landau Patty Andrews Nanette Fabray George Kennedy George Shultz Joan Fontaine David Hartman	The Siqstring Memorial Rock n' Roll Jam Richie Blackmore Jimmy Paige Robin Trower Eddie Van Halen Johnny Winter ***Not A Celebrity*** Jeff Beck Randy Bachman Alice Cooper Bela Fleck B. B. King Ted Nugent ***Not A Celebrity***
They're Dead, They're All Messed Up Morley Safer John Paul Stevens ***Not A Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Betty Ford (1) Abe Vigoda Eli Wallach Jackie Cooper (3) Marty Allen Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Michael Douglas Mickey Rooney	Time to Pay the Reaper, Whores! Sid Caesar Phyllis Diller Bob Elliot Betty Ford (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Kim Jong Il (1) Al Molinaro Harry Morgan (1) Pete Seeger Andy Rooney (1) Neil Simon Margaret Thatcher Efrem Zimbalist Jr.	Toe Tag You're It Dick Clark Nancy Reagan Doris Day Pete Seeger Rose Marie Harry Morgan (1) Olivia de Havilland Michael Douglas Frank Cady Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Dolores Hope (1) Stan Lee
Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Aretha Franklin Sherwood Schwartz Betty Ford (1) Dolores Hope (1) Hugh Hefner Olivia de Havilland Peter Falk (1) Phyllis Diller Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Eli Wallach	Top Of The Reap Esther Williams Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Oscar Niemeyer John Demjanjuk Ruby Muhammad No AP Obit Sandra Day O'Connor Seve Ballesteros (1) Michael Douglas Olivia de Havilland Aretha Franklin Roger Ebert	Wanted: Dead Or Alive Jack Nicholson Hal Holbrook Richard Petty Don Rickles Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan Mike Lookinland Sherwood Schwartz (1) Barack Obama Lindsay Lohan Gordon Lightfoot Norman Lear Lauren Bacall
Wayne Manor Ed Asner Gordon Lightfoot Ted Turner Estelle Parsons Loretta Lynn Mikhail Gorbachev Martin Landau Warren Buffet Pat Harrington Adam West Celeste Holm Shelley Berman Patti Page	We Can Seat You Now Luise Rainer Mickey Rooney Nanette Fabray Betty Garrett (3) Tony Martin Pierre Cardin Eli Wallach Louis Jourdan Norman Llyod Sid Caesar Jonathan Winters Frank Cady Harry Morgan (1)	We Hope That These People Die! Ronnie Biggs Jack Kevorkian (1) John Demjanjuk Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson Larry Hagman David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Kim Jong Il (1) Larry Flynt Bernie Madoff
Where Ya Dead People At? Shirley Temple Black Harry Morgan (1) Annette Funicello Helen Thomas Jerry Lewis Norman Llyod Steve Jobs (1) Jack LaLanne (1) Michael Douglas Dolores Hope (1) Oscar Niemeyer Aretha Franklin George Beverly Shea	Wishful Thinking John Madden Kate Gosselin Glenn Beck Bill O'Reilly Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin Rachel Ray Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Lady GaGa Paris Hilton Kim Kardashian Justin Bieber	Wooden Overcoat Club Billy Graham Fidel Castro Patty Andrews Eli Wallach Oscar Niemeyer Kirk Douglas Ronnie Biggs Margaret Thatcher Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Yitzhak Shamir Nelson Mandela Robert Mugabe Aretha Franklin
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