THE STATS

We always find it interesting to look at which celebrities were the "big picks" for the year. We also like to see where Death Watchers are from and how many of 'em botched up their lists. Sure it takes hours to tally all this nonsense up. So what? Each and every minute we spend doing it, we get to drink beer. Let 'er rip.....

A total of 152 Death Watchers are playing this year. That's one more player than we had last year. Death Watchers from 30 states in the U.S. are playing as are Death Watchers from 3 other countries. We also have 1 player from Washington D.C. (not quite a state). The states represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: CA(13), CO(3), FL(7), GA (1), ID(1), IL(7), IN(9), KY(1), LA(5), MA(5), MD(2), ME(2), MI(2), MN(6), MO(5), NC(3), NE (3), NJ(15), NY(10), OH(6), OR(4), PA(3), SC (1), TN(2), TX(7), VA(5), VT(1), WA(1), WI(6) and WV(4). The countries represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: Australia(2), Canada(3), and United Kingdom(4). Then, of course, we've got the one (1) from Washington D.C. "Wait Guys!" you say, "That only adds up to 150 Death Watchers." Right you are! We've got otwo (2) Death Watchers playing from U.S. military sites/vessels. We'd tell you where these fine folks are located but then we'd have to kill you. Uh, maybe we'll tell ya anyway....later.

Since 152 lists were entered into the 2010 Old Blue Eyes Memorial Celebrity Death Watch, we should have 1976 total picks entered. However, we considered 42 people picked to be ineligible as Celebrities. Those 42 people occupied a total of 57 places across 38 lists. This reduced the total number of picks to 1919 and will undoubtedly piss off either the complete set or some subset of those 38 Death Watchers. It's not like we didn't warn you guys. Heck, two (2) eliminated picks, Ernie Harwell and Seth Binzer, were deemed ***Not A Celebrity*** last year and have been posted as such on the web page all of 2009!!!! Still, some of you entered them.

Then, of course, we had two (2) players who entered lists that were short 1 pick reducing the pick count to 1917. One player picked someone who was already dead (Gene Barry) further reducing the the count to 1916 picks.

If you're wondering how the donations worked out. GREAT! We are really grateful to those of you who donated. For the first time ever, we may actually cover all of our hard costs for the Death Watch (prizes, PO Box, domain name, and some printer ink!). Thank you, thank you, thank you! Speaking of donations, 49 Death Watchers (32.2%) donated this year. The other 67.8% of you ought to be ashamed. If you folks had donated, we could increase the prize money next go around.

"So Guys, what the Sam Hill does all this crap really mean?" Great question little camper! It means you should open a beer (or two), pour it (them) slowly into a glass (or a big glass if you opened two), sit back and read this....

There are a total of 152 lists with a total of 1916 total valid picks entered. 402 different celebrities make up the 1916 picks. Of the 402 celebrities picked to buy the farm, 191 (47.5%) were on only one list (the Tad Szulcs), 51 (12.7%) were on only two lists (the double whammies), 59 (14.7%) were on three or four lists (the mortage a trois) and the remaining 101 (25.1%) were on five or more lists.

Some of you who are still sober may wonder how we came to our ***Not A Celebrity*** conclusions. Get a load of this.... In the fall of last year we posted 832 famous people we said were celebrities (just click on Frank's picture on the main page to find this list - now updated). If you picked from this list, you were in like Flynn. No troubles. However, we got 148 other "famous" people entered that we had to review. Of the 148, we immediately accepted 46 (as their status as a Celebrity was obvious). That left us with 102 "famous" people to discuss. After a lengthly conference call and a crap load of google searches (and a few cigarettes, a couple of beers, a domicile relocation, and some other things) we agreed that 55 of the 102 were Celebrities and 42 were ***Not A Celebrity***. Five (5) names remained for which we were split in our opinion; one Guy said yes, the other no. Interestingly, we were split on the splits too. One guy took the NO on two (2) names and the YES on three (3) names. The other Guy did the reverse. For these five split decisions names, we gave you folks a break and let them slide. We counted all five as Celebrities.

One more thing about ***Not A Celebrity*** entries....we WILL NOT entertain arguments, requests, pleadings, gripes, whines, or any other similar annoyance regarding which picks we allowed and which picks we didn't. You pay yer money (we hope) you take yer chances.

THE END!!

Oh. Right. The most picked statistics. Sorry. Here goes (keep drinking)....

The number one pick this year was Kirk Douglas. Spartacus was on 64 (42.1%) lists. The number two pick on the worm food menu is none other than that cracker, Billy Graham. 59 (38.8%) lists think Billy is on his last crusade. Once again, workers of the world may unite, but our number three pick, Fidel Castro, has nothing to lose but his pulse. The cigar chomping pinko appears on 57 (37.5%) lists.

As for the rest of the potential coffin stuffing... Well, the complete breakdown of celebrities and how many players picked 'em is presented below for your viewing pleasure and intellectual (heh) edification. You may want to open another beer (or four).



The Celebrity

Why are they Celebrities?

How Many
Picked 'Em?

Kirk Douglas
Actor
64
Billy Graham
Evangelist
59
Fidel Castro
Made Convertable Bed?
57
Betty Ford
Gerald's Wife
43
Harry Morgan
Wife Beater
39
Art Linkletter
DEAD - Comedian
38
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Actress
38
John Wooden
DEAD - Best College B-Ball Coach of all time
37
Robert Byrd
DEAD - Former Klansman
31
Dick Clark
Very Old Teenager
29
Elizabeth Taylor
Wacky Actress
29
Ariel Sharon
Israeli Tough Guy
28
Mitch Miller
DEAD - Sing Along King
28
Nancy Reagan
Ron's Wife
25
Dolores Hope
Bob's Gal
24
Gloria Stuart
DEAD - Actress
23
Olivia de Havilland
Actress
23
Peter Falk
Actor
22
George Steinbrenner
DEAD - Yankee Dude
21
Mickey Rooney
Short Actor
21
Eli Wallach
Actor
20
John Forsythe
DEAD - Actor
20
Ernest Borgnine
Actor
19
Margaret Thatcher
Former Prime Minister of Great Britain
19
Phyllis Diller
Comedian
19
Amy Winehouse
What A Mess
18
Andy Rooney
Annoying 60 Minutes Guy
18
Barbara Billingsley
DEAD - Actress
18
Seve Ballesteros
Golf Great
18
J.D. Salinger
DEAD - A Catcher in the Rye
16
Jack LaLanne
Physical Fitness Guru
14
Nelson Mandela
Fella in Dashiki
13
Roger Ebert
Critic
13
Bernie Madoff
Prick
12
Jerry Lewis
Dean's Ex-Partner
12
Lindsay Lohan
Skank
12
Luise Rainer
Heading Toward The Good Earth
12
Rush Limbaugh
Radio Guy
12
Stephen Hawking
Smart Guy
12
Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Dead
11
Jimmy Carter
Ex President
11
Mike Wallace
60 Minutes dude
11
Sargent Shriver
Married a Kennedy
11
Sherwood Schwartz
Producer
11
Steve Jobs
Apple
11
Jack Klugman
Actor Pull the Plug-man
10
Kim Jong Il
He's a Little Kooky
10
Ronnie Biggs
Great Train Robber
10
Annette Funicello
Peanut Buttery Actress
9
Bob Barker
Game Show Fur Activist
9
Bryant Gumbel
"Today Show" host
9
Frank Cady
Sam Drucker
9
Muhammad Ali
Boxer
9
Abe Vigoda
Actor - Fish
8
Betty White
Golden Gal
8
Courtney Love
Hole
8
David Hasselhoff
The Chicks, That's Why
8
Dennis Hopper
DEAD - Actor
8
Hugh Hefner
Matt's Idol
8
James Garner
Actor
8
Larry Hagman
JR Did Shots
8
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Judge
8
Sid Caesar
Comedian
8
Abigail Van Buren (Pauline)
Dear Abby
7
George Bush Sr.
Ex-President-Read Blue Lips
7
Henry Kissenger
Talks Funny
7
James Arness
Actor
7
Joan Fontaine
Actress
7
Keith Richards
Rock & Roll Pharmacist
7
Patty Andrews
An Andrews Sister
7
Penny Marshall
Actress
7
Rose Marie
Actress/Comedian
7
Tony Martin
Late Big Band Era Singer
7
Yitzhak Shamir
Former Prime Minister of Israel
7
Zelda Rubinstein
DEAD - From Poltergeist
7
B. B. King
Musician
6
Carol Channing
Weird Looking Actress
6
Clint Eastwood
Make My Day
6
Elizabeth Edwards
DEAD - Mrs. John Edwards (for now)
6
George Beverly Shea
Gospel Singer
6
Lauren Bacall
Actress - Bogie's Hoagie
6
Loretta Lynn
Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister
6
Louis Farrakahn
Racist
6
Oscar Niemeyer
Architecht (Brasilia)
6
Steven Tyler
Singer
6
Tony Curtis
DEAD - Actor-Some Like It Cold, Very Cold
6
Andy Griffith
Matlock et al.
5
Artie Lange
Comedian
5
Don Pardo
TV Announcer
5
Esther Williams
Wet Actress
5
Jake LaMotta
Boxer
5
Jim Nabors
Gomer Pyle
5
June Havoc
DEAD - Actress
5
Kathryn Joosten
Actor
5
Lena Horne
DEAD - Singer
5
Miep Gies
DEAD - Anne's Pal
5
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of England
5
Ruby Muhammad
Mother Of The Nation Of Islam
5
Stan Musial
Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man
5
Tiger Woods
Golfer
5
Yogi Berra
Boo Boo's Pal
5
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi
Locerbie Bomber
4
Al Davis
Controversial Raiders Owner
4
Alan Young
Actor, Voice Artist
4
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Play Dude
4
Angela Lansbury
Murder We Wish
4
Arlen Specter
Senator from PA
4
Barbara Bush
Georges Old Lady
4
Bill O'Reilly
Blowhard
4
C. Everett Koop
Former Surgeon General
4
David Rockefeller
Rich Guy's Brother
4
Helen Thomas
Journalist
4
Irwin Corey
Professor
4
Jackie Cooper
Funny Guy
4
Jeff Conaway
Actor - Grease, Taxi
4
Jonathan Winters
Very Funny Nut Job
4
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Basketball
4
Merle Haggard
Country Music Guy
4
Michael Gough
Alfred From Batman Movies
4
Pat Summerall
Football guy/TV Announcer
4
Peter Tork
Hey, Hey, He's a Monkee
4
Richard Attenborough
Actor
4
Richard Dawson
Actor/Game Show Host
4
Tom Sizemore
Actor With Some Issues
4
Vera Lynn
"We"ll Meet Again"
4
Aretha Franklin
Singer
3
Barack Obama
Presidential Candidate
3
Beverly Cleary
Ramona At My Funeral
3
Bob Feller
DEAD - Baseball Hall of Famer
3
Bob Sheppard
DEAD - "The Voice Of God" - Yankees Announcer
3
Carl Reiner
Writer/Actor
3
Chemical Ali Hassan al-Majid
DEAD - A Very Bad Man (executed)
3
Chuck Berry
Rock - N - Roller
3
Conrad Bain
Dif'rent Stroke ?
3
Dick Cheney
Politician
3
Dick Van Dyke
Actor/Comedian
3
Dino De Laurentiis
DEAD - Director
3
Don Rickles
Comedian
3
Doris Day
Actress
3
Ed Asner
Shut up, would ya
3
Fats Domino
Singer
3
Frances Reid
DEAD - Alice Horton - "Days Of Our Lives"
3
Gary Busey
Actor
3
Gene Wilder
Willy Wonka
3
George Jones
Musician
3
Herbert Lom
Kill Clouseau! Kill Clouseau!
3
Jerry Lee Lewis
Cradle Robber
3
John Madden
Turkey Eater
3
John Paul Stevens
Supreme Court Justice
3
John Travolta
Actor
3
Joseph Wapner
Judge Wapner
3
Larry King
Old Fart
3
Mary Tyler Moore
Actress
3
Meinhardt Raabe
DEAD - Munchkin (not Dunkin')
3
Nick Nolte
A Very Troubled Guy
3
Norman Lear
TV Producer
3
Norman Llyod
Actor
3
Peter O'Toole
Actor
3
Ronnie James Dio
DEAD - DIO
3
Wilford Brimley
Actor
3
Ann B. Davis
Alice from the Brady Bunch
2
Axl Rose
Singer from Guns -n- Roses
2
Ben Gazzara
Actor
2
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Former UN Guy
2
Brigette Nielson
Amazon
2
Charles Durning
Actor
2
Charles Manson
Nutcase
2
Charlie Sheen
Actor
2
Cloris Leachman
Phyllis
2
David Crosby
Singer
2
Eddie Fisher
DEAD - Actor and Singer
2
Etta James
Singer
2
Frankie Valli
Singer
2
George McGovern
Politician
2
George Shultz
Politico
2
Gore Vidal
Author
2
Hal Holbrook
Actor
2
Jane Goodall
Chimp Researcher
2
Jane Russell
Actress
2
Jayne Meadows
Actress
2
Jean Stapleton
Actress
2
John Demjanjuk
Nazi
2
John Glenn
Astronaut
2
June Foray
Hey Bullwinkle, I Can't Breathe
2
Little Richard
Musician
2
Marilyn Horne
Opera Singer
2
Marjorie Lord
Actress
2
Marty Allen
Comic
2
Maureen O'Hara
Actress
2
Merlin Olsen
DEAD - Football Player, Actor
2
Mikhail Kalashnikov
Mr. AK-47
2
Norman Wisdom
DEAD - English Actor and Comedian
2
O. J. Simpson
Murderer
2
Paris Hilton
Chick who's hard to see in that online video
2
Peter Graves
DEAD - Actor
2
Pope Benedict XVI
The Pope
2
Reverand Sun Myung Moon
Moonie Guy
2
Rhonda Flemming
Actress
2
Rip Taylor
Comedian
2
Robert Guillaume
Actor - Benson
2
Robert Mugabe
Not a Real Nice Person
2
Roger Moore
Actor
2
Scott Weiland
Stoned Temple Pilot
2
Sean Connery
Actor
2
Sean Hannity
Radio/TV Talker
2
Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman
Blind Terrorist (oops, we mean cleric)
2
Teresa Heinz Kerry
Looney Broad
2
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Big Dude
2
Willie Mays
Say Hey
2
Willie Nelson
Singer
2
Wolf Blitzer
News Anchor
2
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Wrestler
1
50 Cent
We wouldn't give you a quarter
1
Alan Greenspan
Money Man
1
Alec Baldwin
Actor
1
Alexander Haig
DEAD - General and Politician
1
Andy Williams
Singer
1
Ann Coulter
Shock Value Broad
1
Annie Lennox
Sweet Dreams
1
Anthony Hopkins
Actor
1
Antonin Scalia
Court Dude
1
Arnold Palmer
Golfer
1
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor
1
Art Modell
Football, Sporting Goods, You Name It
1
Ashley Simpson
Talentless Singer
1
Barbara Hale
Della On Perry Mason
1
Barry Manilow
Singer/Songwriter
1
Betty Garrett
Actress
1
Bill Cosby
Jello Pudding Guy
1
Bill Macy
Mr. Maude
1
Blake Edwards
DEAD - Writer, Director
1
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Wrestling Promoter
1
Bobby Brown
Singer
1
Brad Pitt
Actor
1
Britney Spears
Train Wreck
1
Burt Reynolds
Actor
1
Captain Beefheart
DEAD - Musician
1
Cardinal Egan
Somehting About Catholocism and NYC
1
Carl Yastrzemski
Baseball Player
1
Carroll Shelby
Mr. Race Car
1
Celeste Holm
Actress
1
Charlie Daniels
Country Singer
1
Charlotte Rae
Facts of Life Gal
1
Chaz Bono
Had an adadictomy
1
Christopher Lee
Actor
1
Christopher Plummer
Actor
1
Chuck Barris
Gong Show Guy/Secret Agent
1
Chyna
Wacky Wrestling Chick
1
Dan Rather
News Guy
1
Daniel Schorr
DEAD - Not Just On Nixon's List Now!
1
David Oreck
Makes a Product that Sucks
1
David Prowse
Darth Vader
1
Deanna Durbin
Actress
1
Della Reese
Touched By An Angel (perhaps soon)
1
Dennis Hastert
Former Speaker of the House
1
Desmond Tutu
South African Religous Leader
1
Dick Francis
DEAD - Author
1
Dion
Singer
1
Doc Severinsen
Band Leader
1
Donald Trump
Rich Kid
1
Dorothy DeBorba
DEAD - Our Gang Gal
1
Dr. Phil McGraw
Shut the F up Dr. Phil
1
Earl Scruggs
Banjo Player
1
Edwin Newman
DEAD - News Guy
1
Elie Wiesel
Heads Holocaust Memorial Foundation
1
Elton John
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
1
Ethel Kennedy
Another Kennedy
1
Fess Parker
DEAD - Actor
1
Frances Bay
Actress
1
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Nobel Winning Author
1
Garry Marshall
Can You Say '70s Sitcoms
1
Gary Coleman
DEAD - What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
1
George Chakaris
Actor (A Shark)
1
George Gaynes
Actor
1
George Kennedy
Actor
1
George Lindsey
Goober
1
George Maharis
Actor - Route 66
1
George Segal
Actor
1
George Soros
Rich Guy
1
Glenn Beck
Radio/TV Commentator
1
Gloria Vanderbilt
Fashion Designer
1
Gordon Lightfoot
Singer
1
Grizz Chapman
30 Rock Dude
1
Hal David
Bert Bacharach's Bernie Taupin
1
Harper Lee
Author
1
Harry Belafonte
Singer
1
Harry Dean Stanton
Actor
1
Harvey Fierstein
Actor/Playwright
1
Heidi Fleiss
Madame
1
Helen Gurley-Brown
Wild Broad
1
Henry Heimlich
Uh, The Maneuver
1
Hugh Downs
Old News Guy
1
Hulk Hogan
Wrestler
1
Jack Nicholson
Actor
1
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Wrestler
1
James Brady
Took One For The Gipper
1
James Cameron
Movie Director
1
Jean Kennedy Smith
A Kennedy
1
Jim Bakker
Tammy's former squeeze
1
Jimmy Swaggart
TV Preacher Guy
1
JoAnn Woodward
Woodbound
1
Joaquin Phoenix
Actor
1
Joe Jackson (Dad)
Mike, Janet, & LaToya's Pop
1
John Goodman
Fat Actor
1
John Malkovich
Creepy Actor
1
Johnny Mathis
Chances are…..
1
Joseph Lieberman
Little Mensch
1
Julie Newmar
9th Life and Counting
1
Julius Erving
Dr. J Needs a Doctor?
1
Kanye West
Rapper
1
Karl Rove
Not the world's nicest guy
1
Kate Gosselin
1/2 A Train Wreck
1
Kate Moss
Chickee Pooh
1
Kathryn Grayson
DEAD - Actor, Singer
1
Katie Holmes
Mrs. Tom Cruise
1
Kelly Osbourne
Ozzy's Litte Princess (of Darkness)
1
Lady GaGa
Hermaphrodite?
1
Larry Flynt
Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol
1
Larry Storch
Actor
1
Len Lesser
Uncle Leo
1
Leonard Nimoy
Spock
1
Leslie Nielsen
DEAD - Actor
1
Lilly Allen
Singer, Talk Show Host
1
Liza Minnelli
Friend of Sinatra
1
Magic Johnson
Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson
1
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Iranian prick
1
Margot Kidder
Actress/Nut Job
1
Mark Sanford
Missing Governor
1
Martha Stewart
Why indeed!
1
Martin Landau
Guy from Space 1999
1
Mary Ann Mobley
Actress
1
Mary Kate Olsen
Half an Annoying Set
1
Mel Brooks
Comedian/Actor
1
Meryl Streep
Actress
1
Mia Farrow
Rosemary
1
Michael Dukakis
Tank Driver
1
Mick Jagger
The Stones
1
Mike Lookinland
Bobby Brady
1
Mikhail Gorbachev
Former Ruskie Leader
1
Miley Cyrus
Tweener
1
Mindy McCready
Country Singer, Train Wreck
1
Mischa Barton
Actress
1
Monty Hall
Let's Make A Deal Dude
1
Morgan Freeman
Actor
1
Morley Safer
60 Minutes Dude
1
Mr. T
Actor - I Pity the Pool
1
Nanette Fabray
Actress
1
Nicholas Cage
A Coppola
1
Nicole Richie
Lionel's Daughter, Paris' Pal
1
Osama Bin Laden
Nasty ass
1
Ozzy Osbourne
Singer
1
Pat Robertson
Religious Dude
1
Paul Prudhomme
Chef
1
Pete Seeger
Musicain
1
Pierre Cardin
Designer
1
Prince Phillip
Mrs. Queen Elizabeth
1
Rachel McAdams
Actress
1
Rachel Ray
Antipasto Anti-Christ
1
Randy Newman
Singer/Songwriter
1
Randy Quaid
Actor
1
Ravi Shankar
Plays Sitar
1
Ray Bradbury
Author
1
Richard Kiel
Jaws
1
Richard Petty
Former NASCAR Racer
1
Robert Loggia
Tough Guy
1
Robert Redford
Actor
1
Robert Schimmel
DEAD - Comedian
1
Robert Schuller
Preacher
1
Rodney King
Victim?
1
Roman Polanski
Some Like 'Em Young
1
Roy Clark
Musician
1
Rupert Murdoch
Owns lots
1
Russell Johnson
The Professor
1
Sally Struthers
Actress
1
Sam Moore
Singer
1
Sandra Day O'Connor
Justice
1
Sandy Koufax
Baseball Player
1
Sarah Palin
Some Alasakan
1
Selma Blair
Actress
1
Shirley Temple Black
Child Actress
1
Sidney Lumet
Film Director
1
Sidney Poitier
Actor
1
Slim Whitman
World's Greatest Recording Artist
1
Sly Stone
Die To The Music
1
Smokey Robinson
Vocalist
1
Smokin' Joe Frazier
Former Boxer
1
Tawny Kitaen
Some Strung Out Broad
1
Teri Garr
Actress
1
Terrell Owens
Guy With Some Issues
1
Terry Jones
Member of Monty Python
1
Tim Conway
Comedian
1
Tina Louise
Ginger
1
Tom Bosley
DEAD - Actor
1
Toni Morrison
Author
1
Tony Bennett
Singer
1
Tori Spelling
Aaron's Girl
1
Vin Scully
Ball Announcer
1
Warren Buffet
Mega Investor & Money Guy
1
Wavy Gravy
Hippie
1
Whitney Houston
Looney gal
1
William Schallert
Actor
1
Yeardly Smith
Lisa Simpson

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