THE STATS
We always find it interesting to look at which celebrities were the "big picks" for the year. We also like to see where Death Watchers are from and how many of 'em botched up their lists. Sure it takes hours to tally all this nonsense up. So what? Each and every minute we spend doing it, we get to drink beer. Let 'er rip.....
A total of 152 Death Watchers are playing this year. That's one more player than we had last year. Death Watchers from 30 states in the U.S. are playing as are Death Watchers from 3 other countries. We also have 1 player from Washington D.C. (not quite a state). The states represented and the number of Death Watchers
from each are: CA(13), CO(3), FL(7), GA (1), ID(1),
IL(7), IN(9), KY(1), LA(5), MA(5), MD(2), ME(2), MI(2), MN(6), MO(5), NC(3), NE (3), NJ(15), NY(10), OH(6), OR(4), PA(3), SC (1), TN(2),
TX(7), VA(5), VT(1), WA(1), WI(6) and WV(4). The countries represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: Australia(2), Canada(3), and United Kingdom(4). Then, of course, we've got the one (1) from Washington D.C. "Wait Guys!" you say, "That only adds up to 150 Death Watchers." Right you are! We've got otwo (2) Death Watchers playing from U.S. military sites/vessels. We'd tell you where these fine folks are located but then we'd have to kill you. Uh, maybe we'll tell ya anyway....later.
Since 152 lists were entered into the 2010 Old Blue Eyes Memorial Celebrity Death Watch, we should have 1976 total picks entered. However, we considered 42 people picked to be ineligible as Celebrities. Those 42 people occupied a total of 57 places across 38 lists. This reduced the total number of picks to 1919 and will undoubtedly piss off either the complete set or some subset of those 38 Death Watchers. It's not like we didn't warn you guys. Heck, two (2) eliminated picks, Ernie Harwell and Seth Binzer, were deemed ***Not A Celebrity*** last year and have been posted as such on the web page all of 2009!!!! Still, some of you entered them.
Then, of course, we had two (2) players who entered lists that were short 1 pick reducing the pick count to 1917. One player picked someone who was already dead (Gene Barry) further reducing the the count to 1916 picks.
If you're wondering how the donations worked out. GREAT! We are really grateful to those of you who donated. For the first time ever, we may actually cover all of our hard costs for the Death Watch (prizes, PO Box, domain name, and some printer ink!). Thank you, thank you, thank you! Speaking of donations, 49 Death Watchers (32.2%) donated this year. The other 67.8% of you ought to be ashamed. If you folks had donated, we could increase the prize money next go around.
"So Guys, what the Sam Hill does all this crap really mean?" Great question little camper! It means you should open a beer (or two), pour it (them) slowly into a glass (or a big glass if you opened two), sit back and read this....
There are a total of 152 lists with a total of 1916 total valid picks entered. 402 different celebrities make
up the 1916 picks. Of the 402 celebrities picked to buy the farm, 191 (47.5%) were on only one list (the Tad Szulcs), 51 (12.7%) were on only two lists (the double whammies), 59 (14.7%) were on three or four lists (the mortage a trois) and the
remaining 101 (25.1%) were on five or more lists.
Some of you who are still sober may wonder how we came to our ***Not A Celebrity*** conclusions. Get a load of this.... In the fall of last year we posted 832 famous people we said were celebrities (just click on Frank's picture on the main page to find this list - now updated). If you picked from this list, you were in like Flynn. No troubles. However, we got 148 other "famous" people entered that we had to review. Of the 148, we immediately accepted 46 (as their status as a Celebrity was obvious). That left us with 102 "famous" people to discuss. After a lengthly conference call and a crap load of google searches (and a few cigarettes, a couple of beers, a domicile relocation, and some other things) we agreed that 55 of the 102 were Celebrities and 42 were ***Not A Celebrity***. Five (5) names remained for which we were split in our opinion; one Guy said yes, the other no. Interestingly, we were split on the splits too. One guy took the NO on two (2) names and the YES on three (3) names. The other Guy did the reverse. For these five split decisions names, we gave you folks a break and let them slide. We counted all five as Celebrities.
One more thing about ***Not A Celebrity*** entries....we WILL NOT entertain arguments, requests, pleadings, gripes, whines, or any other similar annoyance regarding which picks we allowed and which picks we didn't. You pay yer money (we hope) you take yer chances.
THE END!!
Oh. Right. The most picked statistics. Sorry. Here goes (keep drinking)....
The number one pick this year was Kirk Douglas. Spartacus was on 64 (42.1%) lists. The number two pick on the worm food menu is none other than that cracker, Billy Graham. 59 (38.8%) lists think Billy is on his last crusade. Once again, workers of the world may unite, but our number three pick, Fidel Castro, has nothing to lose but his pulse. The cigar chomping pinko appears on 57 (37.5%) lists.
As for the rest of the potential coffin stuffing... Well, the complete breakdown of celebrities and how many players picked 'em is presented below for your viewing pleasure and intellectual (heh) edification. You may want to open another beer (or four).
The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many Picked 'Em?
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Kirk Douglas | Actor | 64 |
Billy Graham | Evangelist | 59 |
Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 57 |
Betty Ford | Gerald's Wife | 43 |
Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 39 |
Art Linkletter | DEAD - Comedian | 38 |
Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 38 |
John Wooden | DEAD - Best College B-Ball Coach of all time | 37 |
Robert Byrd | DEAD - Former Klansman | 31 |
Dick Clark | Very Old Teenager | 29 |
Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 29 |
Ariel Sharon | Israeli Tough Guy | 28 |
Mitch Miller | DEAD - Sing Along King | 28 |
Nancy Reagan | Ron's Wife | 25 |
Dolores Hope | Bob's Gal | 24 |
Gloria Stuart | DEAD - Actress | 23 |
Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 23 |
Peter Falk | Actor | 22 |
George Steinbrenner | DEAD - Yankee Dude | 21 |
Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 21 |
Eli Wallach | Actor | 20 |
John Forsythe | DEAD - Actor | 20 |
Ernest Borgnine | Actor | 19 |
Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 19 |
Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 19 |
Amy Winehouse | What A Mess | 18 |
Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 18 |
Barbara Billingsley | DEAD - Actress | 18 |
Seve Ballesteros | Golf Great | 18 |
J.D. Salinger | DEAD - A Catcher in the Rye | 16 |
Jack LaLanne | Physical Fitness Guru | 14 |
Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 13 |
Roger Ebert | Critic | 13 |
Bernie Madoff | Prick | 12 |
Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 12 |
Lindsay Lohan | Skank | 12 |
Luise Rainer | Heading Toward The Good Earth | 12 |
Rush Limbaugh | Radio Guy | 12 |
Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 12 |
Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 11 |
Jimmy Carter | Ex President | 11 |
Mike Wallace | 60 Minutes dude | 11 |
Sargent Shriver | Married a Kennedy | 11 |
Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 11 |
Steve Jobs | Apple | 11 |
Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 10 |
Kim Jong Il | He's a Little Kooky | 10 |
Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 10 |
Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 9 |
Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 9 |
Bryant Gumbel | "Today Show" host | 9 |
Frank Cady | Sam Drucker | 9 |
Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 9 |
Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 8 |
Betty White | Golden Gal | 8 |
Courtney Love | Hole | 8 |
David Hasselhoff | The Chicks, That's Why | 8 |
Dennis Hopper | DEAD - Actor | 8 |
Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 8 |
James Garner | Actor | 8 |
Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 8 |
Ruth Bader Ginsburg | Judge | 8 |
Sid Caesar | Comedian | 8 |
Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) | Dear Abby | 7 |
George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 7 |
Henry Kissenger | Talks Funny | 7 |
James Arness | Actor | 7 |
Joan Fontaine | Actress | 7 |
Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 7 |
Patty Andrews | An Andrews Sister | 7 |
Penny Marshall | Actress | 7 |
Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 7 |
Tony Martin | Late Big Band Era Singer | 7 |
Yitzhak Shamir | Former Prime Minister of Israel | 7 |
Zelda Rubinstein | DEAD - From Poltergeist | 7 |
B. B. King | Musician | 6 |
Carol Channing | Weird Looking Actress | 6 |
Clint Eastwood | Make My Day | 6 |
Elizabeth Edwards | DEAD - Mrs. John Edwards (for now) | 6 |
George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 6 |
Lauren Bacall | Actress - Bogie's Hoagie | 6 |
Loretta Lynn | Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister | 6 |
Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 6 |
Oscar Niemeyer | Architecht (Brasilia) | 6 |
Steven Tyler | Singer | 6 |
Tony Curtis | DEAD - Actor-Some Like It Cold, Very Cold | 6 |
Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 5 |
Artie Lange | Comedian | 5 |
Don Pardo | TV Announcer | 5 |
Esther Williams | Wet Actress | 5 |
Jake LaMotta | Boxer | 5 |
Jim Nabors | Gomer Pyle | 5 |
June Havoc | DEAD - Actress | 5 |
Kathryn Joosten | Actor | 5 |
Lena Horne | DEAD - Singer | 5 |
Miep Gies | DEAD - Anne's Pal | 5 |
Queen Elizabeth II | Queen of England | 5 |
Ruby Muhammad | Mother Of The Nation Of Islam | 5 |
Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 5 |
Tiger Woods | Golfer | 5 |
Yogi Berra | Boo Boo's Pal | 5 |
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi | Locerbie Bomber | 4 |
Al Davis | Controversial Raiders Owner | 4 |
Alan Young | Actor, Voice Artist | 4 |
Andrew Lloyd Webber | Play Dude | 4 |
Angela Lansbury | Murder We Wish | 4 |
Arlen Specter | Senator from PA | 4 |
Barbara Bush | Georges Old Lady | 4 |
Bill O'Reilly | Blowhard | 4 |
C. Everett Koop | Former Surgeon General | 4 |
David Rockefeller | Rich Guy's Brother | 4 |
Helen Thomas | Journalist | 4 |
Irwin Corey | Professor | 4 |
Jackie Cooper | Funny Guy | 4 |
Jeff Conaway | Actor - Grease, Taxi | 4 |
Jonathan Winters | Very Funny Nut Job | 4 |
Kareem Abdul Jabbar | Basketball | 4 |
Merle Haggard | Country Music Guy | 4 |
Michael Gough | Alfred From Batman Movies | 4 |
Pat Summerall | Football guy/TV Announcer | 4 |
Peter Tork | Hey, Hey, He's a Monkee | 4 |
Richard Attenborough | Actor | 4 |
Richard Dawson | Actor/Game Show Host | 4 |
Tom Sizemore | Actor With Some Issues | 4 |
Vera Lynn | "We"ll Meet Again" | 4 |
Aretha Franklin | Singer | 3 |
Barack Obama | Presidential Candidate | 3 |
Beverly Cleary | Ramona At My Funeral | 3 |
Bob Feller | DEAD - Baseball Hall of Famer | 3 |
Bob Sheppard | DEAD - "The Voice Of God" - Yankees Announcer | 3 |
Carl Reiner | Writer/Actor | 3 |
Chemical Ali Hassan al-Majid | DEAD - A Very Bad Man (executed) | 3 |
Chuck Berry | Rock - N - Roller | 3 |
Conrad Bain | Dif'rent Stroke ? | 3 |
Dick Cheney | Politician | 3 |
Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 3 |
Dino De Laurentiis | DEAD - Director | 3 |
Don Rickles | Comedian | 3 |
Doris Day | Actress | 3 |
Ed Asner | Shut up, would ya | 3 |
Fats Domino | Singer | 3 |
Frances Reid | DEAD - Alice Horton - "Days Of Our Lives" | 3 |
Gary Busey | Actor | 3 |
Gene Wilder | Willy Wonka | 3 |
George Jones | Musician | 3 |
Herbert Lom | Kill Clouseau! Kill Clouseau! | 3 |
Jerry Lee Lewis | Cradle Robber | 3 |
John Madden | Turkey Eater | 3 |
John Paul Stevens | Supreme Court Justice | 3 |
John Travolta | Actor | 3 |
Joseph Wapner | Judge Wapner | 3 |
Larry King | Old Fart | 3 |
Mary Tyler Moore | Actress | 3 |
Meinhardt Raabe | DEAD - Munchkin (not Dunkin') | 3 |
Nick Nolte | A Very Troubled Guy | 3 |
Norman Lear | TV Producer | 3 |
Norman Llyod | Actor | 3 |
Peter O'Toole | Actor | 3 |
Ronnie James Dio | DEAD - DIO | 3 |
Wilford Brimley | Actor | 3 |
Ann B. Davis | Alice from the Brady Bunch | 2 |
Axl Rose | Singer from Guns -n- Roses | 2 |
Ben Gazzara | Actor | 2 |
Boutros Boutros-Ghali | Former UN Guy | 2 |
Brigette Nielson | Amazon | 2 |
Charles Durning | Actor | 2 |
Charles Manson | Nutcase | 2 |
Charlie Sheen | Actor | 2 |
Cloris Leachman | Phyllis | 2 |
David Crosby | Singer | 2 |
Eddie Fisher | DEAD - Actor and Singer | 2 |
Etta James | Singer | 2 |
Frankie Valli | Singer | 2 |
George McGovern | Politician | 2 |
George Shultz | Politico | 2 |
Gore Vidal | Author | 2 |
Hal Holbrook | Actor | 2 |
Jane Goodall | Chimp Researcher | 2 |
Jane Russell | Actress | 2 |
Jayne Meadows | Actress | 2 |
Jean Stapleton | Actress | 2 |
John Demjanjuk | Nazi | 2 |
John Glenn | Astronaut | 2 |
June Foray | Hey Bullwinkle, I Can't Breathe | 2 |
Little Richard | Musician | 2 |
Marilyn Horne | Opera Singer | 2 |
Marjorie Lord | Actress | 2 |
Marty Allen | Comic | 2 |
Maureen O'Hara | Actress | 2 |
Merlin Olsen | DEAD - Football Player, Actor | 2 |
Mikhail Kalashnikov | Mr. AK-47 | 2 |
Norman Wisdom | DEAD - English Actor and Comedian | 2 |
O. J. Simpson | Murderer | 2 |
Paris Hilton | Chick who's hard to see in that online video | 2 |
Peter Graves | DEAD - Actor | 2 |
Pope Benedict XVI | The Pope | 2 |
Reverand Sun Myung Moon | Moonie Guy | 2 |
Rhonda Flemming | Actress | 2 |
Rip Taylor | Comedian | 2 |
Robert Guillaume | Actor - Benson | 2 |
Robert Mugabe | Not a Real Nice Person | 2 |
Roger Moore | Actor | 2 |
Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 2 |
Sean Connery | Actor | 2 |
Sean Hannity | Radio/TV Talker | 2 |
Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman | Blind Terrorist (oops, we mean cleric) | 2 |
Teresa Heinz Kerry | Looney Broad | 2 |
William "Refrigerator" Perry | Big Dude | 2 |
Willie Mays | Say Hey | 2 |
Willie Nelson | Singer | 2 |
Wolf Blitzer | News Anchor | 2 |
"Macho Man" Randy Savage | Wrestler | 1 |
50 Cent | We wouldn't give you a quarter | 1 |
Alan Greenspan | Money Man | 1 |
Alec Baldwin | Actor | 1 |
Alexander Haig | DEAD - General and Politician | 1 |
Andy Williams | Singer | 1 |
Ann Coulter | Shock Value Broad | 1 |
Annie Lennox | Sweet Dreams | 1 |
Anthony Hopkins | Actor | 1 |
Antonin Scalia | Court Dude | 1 |
Arnold Palmer | Golfer | 1 |
Arnold Schwarzenegger | Actor | 1 |
Art Modell | Football, Sporting Goods, You Name It | 1 |
Ashley Simpson | Talentless Singer | 1 |
Barbara Hale | Della On Perry Mason | 1 |
Barry Manilow | Singer/Songwriter | 1 |
Betty Garrett | Actress | 1 |
Bill Cosby | Jello Pudding Guy | 1 |
Bill Macy | Mr. Maude | 1 |
Blake Edwards | DEAD - Writer, Director | 1 |
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan | Wrestling Promoter | 1 |
Bobby Brown | Singer | 1 |
Brad Pitt | Actor | 1 |
Britney Spears | Train Wreck | 1 |
Burt Reynolds | Actor | 1 |
Captain Beefheart | DEAD - Musician | 1 |
Cardinal Egan | Somehting About Catholocism and NYC | 1 |
Carl Yastrzemski | Baseball Player | 1 |
Carroll Shelby | Mr. Race Car | 1 |
Celeste Holm | Actress | 1 |
Charlie Daniels | Country Singer | 1 |
Charlotte Rae | Facts of Life Gal | 1 |
Chaz Bono | Had an adadictomy | 1 |
Christopher Lee | Actor | 1 |
Christopher Plummer | Actor | 1 |
Chuck Barris | Gong Show Guy/Secret Agent | 1 |
Chyna | Wacky Wrestling Chick | 1 |
Dan Rather | News Guy | 1 |
Daniel Schorr | DEAD - Not Just On Nixon's List Now! | 1 |
David Oreck | Makes a Product that Sucks | 1 |
David Prowse | Darth Vader | 1 |
Deanna Durbin | Actress | 1 |
Della Reese | Touched By An Angel (perhaps soon) | 1 |
Dennis Hastert | Former Speaker of the House | 1 |
Desmond Tutu | South African Religous Leader | 1 |
Dick Francis | DEAD - Author | 1 |
Dion | Singer | 1 |
Doc Severinsen | Band Leader | 1 |
Donald Trump | Rich Kid | 1 |
Dorothy DeBorba | DEAD - Our Gang Gal | 1 |
Dr. Phil McGraw | Shut the F up Dr. Phil | 1 |
Earl Scruggs | Banjo Player | 1 |
Edwin Newman | DEAD - News Guy | 1 |
Elie Wiesel | Heads Holocaust Memorial Foundation | 1 |
Elton John | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | 1 |
Ethel Kennedy | Another Kennedy | 1 |
Fess Parker | DEAD - Actor | 1 |
Frances Bay | Actress | 1 |
Gabriel Garcia Marquez | Nobel Winning Author | 1 |
Garry Marshall | Can You Say '70s Sitcoms | 1 |
Gary Coleman | DEAD - What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis? | 1 |
George Chakaris | Actor (A Shark) | 1 |
George Gaynes | Actor | 1 |
George Kennedy | Actor | 1 |
George Lindsey | Goober | 1 |
George Maharis | Actor - Route 66 | 1 |
George Segal | Actor | 1 |
George Soros | Rich Guy | 1 |
Glenn Beck | Radio/TV Commentator | 1 |
Gloria Vanderbilt | Fashion Designer | 1 |
Gordon Lightfoot | Singer | 1 |
Grizz Chapman | 30 Rock Dude | 1 |
Hal David | Bert Bacharach's Bernie Taupin | 1 |
Harper Lee | Author | 1 |
Harry Belafonte | Singer | 1 |
Harry Dean Stanton | Actor | 1 |
Harvey Fierstein | Actor/Playwright | 1 |
Heidi Fleiss | Madame | 1 |
Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 1 |
Henry Heimlich | Uh, The Maneuver | 1 |
Hugh Downs | Old News Guy | 1 |
Hulk Hogan | Wrestler | 1 |
Jack Nicholson | Actor | 1 |
Jake "The Snake" Roberts | Wrestler | 1 |
James Brady | Took One For The Gipper | 1 |
James Cameron | Movie Director | 1 |
Jean Kennedy Smith | A Kennedy | 1 |
Jim Bakker | Tammy's former squeeze | 1 |
Jimmy Swaggart | TV Preacher Guy | 1 |
JoAnn Woodward | Woodbound | 1 |
Joaquin Phoenix | Actor | 1 |
Joe Jackson (Dad) | Mike, Janet, & LaToya's Pop | 1 |
John Goodman | Fat Actor | 1 |
John Malkovich | Creepy Actor | 1 |
Johnny Mathis | Chances are….. | 1 |
Joseph Lieberman | Little Mensch | 1 |
Julie Newmar | 9th Life and Counting | 1 |
Julius Erving | Dr. J Needs a Doctor? | 1 |
Kanye West | Rapper | 1 |
Karl Rove | Not the world's nicest guy | 1 |
Kate Gosselin | 1/2 A Train Wreck | 1 |
Kate Moss | Chickee Pooh | 1 |
Kathryn Grayson | DEAD - Actor, Singer | 1 |
Katie Holmes | Mrs. Tom Cruise | 1 |
Kelly Osbourne | Ozzy's Litte Princess (of Darkness) | 1 |
Lady GaGa | Hermaphrodite? | 1 |
Larry Flynt | Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol | 1 |
Larry Storch | Actor | 1 |
Len Lesser | Uncle Leo | 1 |
Leonard Nimoy | Spock | 1 |
Leslie Nielsen | DEAD - Actor | 1 |
Lilly Allen | Singer, Talk Show Host | 1 |
Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 1 |
Magic Johnson | Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson | 1 |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad | Iranian prick | 1 |
Margot Kidder | Actress/Nut Job | 1 |
Mark Sanford | Missing Governor | 1 |
Martha Stewart | Why indeed! | 1 |
Martin Landau | Guy from Space 1999 | 1 |
Mary Ann Mobley | Actress | 1 |
Mary Kate Olsen | Half an Annoying Set | 1 |
Mel Brooks | Comedian/Actor | 1 |
Meryl Streep | Actress | 1 |
Mia Farrow | Rosemary | 1 |
Michael Dukakis | Tank Driver | 1 |
Mick Jagger | The Stones | 1 |
Mike Lookinland | Bobby Brady | 1 |
Mikhail Gorbachev | Former Ruskie Leader | 1 |
Miley Cyrus | Tweener | 1 |
Mindy McCready | Country Singer, Train Wreck | 1 |
Mischa Barton | Actress | 1 |
Monty Hall | Let's Make A Deal Dude | 1 |
Morgan Freeman | Actor | 1 |
Morley Safer | 60 Minutes Dude | 1 |
Mr. T | Actor - I Pity the Pool | 1 |
Nanette Fabray | Actress | 1 |
Nicholas Cage | A Coppola | 1 |
Nicole Richie | Lionel's Daughter, Paris' Pal | 1 |
Osama Bin Laden | Nasty ass | 1 |
Ozzy Osbourne | Singer | 1 |
Pat Robertson | Religious Dude | 1 |
Paul Prudhomme | Chef | 1 |
Pete Seeger | Musicain | 1 |
Pierre Cardin | Designer | 1 |
Prince Phillip | Mrs. Queen Elizabeth | 1 |
Rachel McAdams | Actress | 1 |
Rachel Ray | Antipasto Anti-Christ | 1 |
Randy Newman | Singer/Songwriter | 1 |
Randy Quaid | Actor | 1 |
Ravi Shankar | Plays Sitar | 1 |
Ray Bradbury | Author | 1 |
Richard Kiel | Jaws | 1 |
Richard Petty | Former NASCAR Racer | 1 |
Robert Loggia | Tough Guy | 1 |
Robert Redford | Actor | 1 |
Robert Schimmel | DEAD - Comedian | 1 |
Robert Schuller | Preacher | 1 |
Rodney King | Victim? | 1 |
Roman Polanski | Some Like 'Em Young | 1 |
Roy Clark | Musician | 1 |
Rupert Murdoch | Owns lots | 1 |
Russell Johnson | The Professor | 1 |
Sally Struthers | Actress | 1 |
Sam Moore | Singer | 1 |
Sandra Day O'Connor | Justice | 1 |
Sandy Koufax | Baseball Player | 1 |
Sarah Palin | Some Alasakan | 1 |
Selma Blair | Actress | 1 |
Shirley Temple Black | Child Actress | 1 |
Sidney Lumet | Film Director | 1 |
Sidney Poitier | Actor | 1 |
Slim Whitman | World's Greatest Recording Artist | 1 |
Sly Stone | Die To The Music | 1 |
Smokey Robinson | Vocalist | 1 |
Smokin' Joe Frazier | Former Boxer | 1 |
Tawny Kitaen | Some Strung Out Broad | 1 |
Teri Garr | Actress | 1 |
Terrell Owens | Guy With Some Issues | 1 |
Terry Jones | Member of Monty Python | 1 |
Tim Conway | Comedian | 1 |
Tina Louise | Ginger | 1 |
Tom Bosley | DEAD - Actor | 1 |
Toni Morrison | Author | 1 |
Tony Bennett | Singer | 1 |
Tori Spelling | Aaron's Girl | 1 |
Vin Scully | Ball Announcer | 1 |
Warren Buffet | Mega Investor & Money Guy | 1 |
Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 1 |
William Schallert | Actor | 1 |
Yeardly Smith | Lisa Simpson |
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