The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents

THE 2010 O.B.E. ENTRIES

#01 Exoendo Zuzubar (The Champs) Betty Ford Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Ronnie Biggs Zsa Zsa Gabor Elizabeth Taylor Kim Jong Il Mitch Miller (1) Kirk Douglas John Wooden (1) Art Linkletter (1) Nelson Mandela John Forsythe (1)	2010 Reaper's Digest Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Frank Cady Kim Jong Il Sherwood Schwartz Margaret Thatcher Wilford Brimley Nelson Mandela Robert Mugabe June Foray Olivia de Havilland Andy Rooney Sean Connery	Abracadaver Abe Vigoda Tim Conway Jerry Lewis Smokin' Joe Frazier Jack LaLanne Barry Manilow Clint Eastwood Ernest Borgnine Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Joan Fontaine Gloria Stuart (1) Mickey Rooney
Adios Amigos Zelda Rubinstein (1) Elizabeth Edwards (1) Teresa Heinz Kerry Seve Ballesteros Ariel Sharon Harry Morgan Billy Graham Marilyn Horne Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Carl Reiner Dolores Hope Steve Jobs	Agra's Bucket Kickers List Patty Andrews Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Dick Clark Richard Dawson Kirk Douglas Julius Erving Betty Ford Margot Kidder C. Everett Koop Sherwood Schwartz Gore Vidal Eli Wallach	All Star Dead Guys John Wooden (1) Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Art Modell ***Not A Celebrity*** Vin Scully Bobby “The Brain” Heenan Bob Feller (3) George Steinbrenner (1) Pat Summerall Carl Yastrzemski William “Refrigerator” Perry ***Not A Celebrity***
And They All Fall Down Loretta Lynn Nelson Mandela Andy Rooney J.D. Salinger (1) Kirk Douglas Betty Ford Fidel Castro Phyllis Diller Elizabeth Taylor Bernie Madoff David Hasselhoff Zsa Zsa Gabor Nick Nolte	Annie's Oakley's VIII - They VIII It! John Forsythe (1) Elizabeth Taylor George Jones Jack Klugman Jack Kevorkian Stephen Hawking ***Not A Celebrity*** Margaret Thatcher Miep Gies (1) Bernie Madoff Boutros Boutros-Ghali Norman Llyod Billy Graham	Architectural Deathwish 2010 Fidel Castro Billy Graham Betty Ford Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Robert Byrd (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Maureen O'Hara Elizabeth Taylor J.D. Salinger (1) Tony Curtis (1) Helen Thomas
Autopsy Proven Hugh Hefner Steve Jobs Arnold Palmer Elizabeth Taylor Andrew Lloyd Webber Fidel Castro Kim Jong Il Wolf Blitzer Martha Stewart Nick Nolte James Cameron Queen Elizabeth II Louis Farrakahn	Beam Them Up! Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Ariel Sharon Kim Jong Il Olivia de Havilland Oscar Niemeyer Jean Kennedy Smith ***Not A Celebrity*** Chemical Ali Hassan al-Majid (excluded) Zsa Zsa Gabor David Hasselhoff Amy Winehouse	Beat The Odds Earl Scruggs Frank Cady Michael Gough Alan Young Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter William Schallert Bob Barker Tom Bosley (5) Andy Griffith Jack LaLanne
Blue Screen of Death Helen Thomas Hugh Hefner Billy Graham Lindsay Lohan Arlen Specter Robert Byrd (1) Mike Wallace Morley Safer Jonathan Winters Jimmy Carter Kareem Abdul Jabbar ***Not A Celebrity*** Bryant Gumbel	Bow Your Head Robert Byrd (1) Annette Funicello Loretta Lynn Billy Graham James Garner Dick Clark George Steinbrenner (1) Miep Gies (1) Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Seve Ballesteros Margaret Thatcher	Boyz From The Burbs Elizabeth Taylor Britney Spears Robert Byrd (1) David Hasselhoff Conrad Bain Muhammad Ali Jimmy Carter John Paul Stevens Betty Ford Steve Jobs Magic Johnson Billy Graham Dick Clark
Bring Out Y'er Dead Ernest Borgnine ***Not A Celebrity*** Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Richard Attenborough Vera Lynn Tony Curtis (1) Frances Reid (3) J.D. Salinger (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Dennis Hopper (1) David Hasselhoff	Buying The Farm With No Money Down Andy Rooney Dick Clark Amy Winehouse Jake LaMotta Betty Ford Frances Reid (3) ***Not A Celebrity*** Heidi Fleiss Liza Minnelli Henry Heimlich Axl Rose ***Not A Celebrity*** 50 Cent	Bye George (Take 2) George Beverly Shea George Gaynes George Shultz George McGovern George Bush Sr. George Kennedy George Maharis George Steinbrenner (1) George Soros George Jones George Segal George Chakaris George Lindsey
Cat Mama Larry King Betty Ford Nelson Mandela Elizabeth Taylor Betty White Kirk Douglas Andy Rooney Billy Graham Loretta Lynn Tiger Woods Ruth Bader Ginsburg Jimmy Carter Peter O'Toole	Chet & The Jets Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Billy Graham Ruby Muhammad John Wooden (1) Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope Richard Attenborough Herbert Lom ***Not A Celebrity*** James Arness Luise Rainer Eli Wallach	Coffin Dodgers International Jake LaMotta John Forsythe (1) Billy Graham George Shultz Fidel Castro Larry Hagman Patty Andrews Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Oscar Niemeyer Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Herbert Lom
Coffin Flies Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Peter Falk Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Hugh Hefner Steve Jobs Lindsay Lohan Burt Reynolds Nancy Reagan Elizabeth Taylor Amy Winehouse	Coffin Up Blood Irwin Corey Dolores Hope Frank Cady Jackie Cooper Michael Gough Tony Martin Jeff Conaway Patty Andrews Jake LaMotta Mitch Miller (1) Abe Vigoda Art Linkletter (1) Ernest Borgnine	Crypt Kicker 3 Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert Byrd (1) Betty Ford Fidel Castro Betty White Kirk Douglas Ed Asner Sidney Poitier Lindsay Lohan ***Not A Celebrity*** Tiger Woods Dick Cheney Nancy Reagan
Daisy Pusher-Uppers Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Dick Clark Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Ruby Muhammad Miep Gies (1) Dolores Hope Ernest Borgnine Barbara Billingsley (1) Billy Graham Don Pardo Beverly Cleary Mitch Miller (1)	DD's Death List Jean Stapleton Robert Guillaume James Arness Carol Channing Rose Marie Zelda Rubinstein (1) Barbara Billingsley (1) Roger Ebert Arlen Specter Ernest Borgnine Conrad Bain Lindsay Lohan Billy Graham	Dead For No Reason Dolores Hope Tony Martin Mitch Miller (1) June Havoc (1) Meinhardt Raabe (3) Barbara Billingsley (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Art Linkletter (1) Eli Wallach Harry Morgan Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Marjorie Lord
Dead In Detroit! Betty Ford Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro George Steinbrenner (1) Nancy Reagan B. B. King Ariel Sharon Ronnie Biggs Oscar Niemeyer Billy Graham John Demjanjuk June Foray ***Not A Celebrity***	Dead Like Me! Betty Ford J.D. Salinger (1) Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Alexander Haig (5) Eli Wallach Fess Parker (5) Fidel Castro Angela Lansbury John Glenn Andy Griffith Andy Rooney	Dead Like You Peter Falk Ruth Bader Ginsburg George Bush Sr. Dick Clark Billy Graham Rush Limbaugh Dick Cheney Pat Robertson Jimmy Swaggart Jim Bakker Sherwood Schwartz Sargent Shriver Dolores Hope
Dead Right Psychic Oscar Niemeyer Ariel Sharon Robert Byrd (1) Billy Graham Fidel Castro Art Linkletter (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Harry Morgan Betty Ford Dolores Hope Zsa Zsa Gabor C. Everett Koop J.D. Salinger (1)	Dead.compost Lindsay Lohan Barack Obama Tiger Woods Jimmy Carter Bob Barker Steven Tyler Ozzy Osbourne O. J. Simpson Charles Manson John Travolta Bernie Madoff Michael Dukakis Mickey Rooney	Death Takes A “Personal Day” John Wooden (1) Fidel Castro Barbara Billingsley (1) Irwin Corey Harry Morgan Gloria Stuart (1) Robert Byrd (1) Nelson Mandela Mike Wallace Jack Klugman Prince Phillip Zsa Zsa Gabor Art Linkletter (1)
Death To All Mitch Miller (1) Kirk Douglas ***Not A Celebrity*** Bryant Gumbel Sid Caesar George Steinbrenner (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Dennis Hopper (1) Annette Funicello John Wooden (1) Billy Graham Art Linkletter (1)	Death's Den in Twenty Ten Queen Elizabeth II John Wooden (1) Al Davis Luise Rainer Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Nancy Reagan Pat Summerall Gloria Stuart (1) Pete Seeger Dick Clark Kareem Abdul Jabbar	Dirty Poo Posse Ariel Sharon Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor John Wooden (1) Scott Weiland James Garner Tiger Woods Mickey Rooney Bob Sheppard (3) Jimmy Carter Steve Jobs Keith Richards Yogi Berra
Don't Flee The Reaper Art Linkletter (1) Arlen Specter Billy Graham Bryant Gumbel John Forsythe (1) John Wooden (1) June Havoc (1) Kathryn Joosten Kirk Douglas Michael Gough Norman Llyod Richard Attenborough Stephen Hawking	Dr. Evil Mitch Miller (1) John Wooden (1) Art Linkletter (1) Harry Morgan Billy Graham Gloria Stuart (1) Dolores Hope Jack Kevorkian Julie Newmar Seve Ballesteros Luise Rainer Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas	Driggs Death Watchers Jack LaLanne Gloria Stuart (1) Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Luise Rainer John Wooden (1) Fidel Castro Daniel Schorr (5) Helen Gurley-Brown Lena Horne (1) Joseph Wapner ***Not A Celebrity***
Dust2Dust Robert Byrd (1) Seve Ballesteros Merlin Olsen (4) Frances Reid (3) Carroll Shelby Olivia de Havilland Ruth Bader Ginsburg Leonard Nimoy Gloria Stuart (1) Penny Marshall Billy Graham Barbara Billingsley (1) Bryant Gumbel	Et Tu Corpus Gloria Stuart (1) Art Linkletter (1) Jack LaLanne Charles Durning Penny Marshall John Forsythe (1) Peter Graves (4) James Arness Ruth Bader Ginsburg Dick Clark Robert Byrd (1) Harry Morgan Sargent Shriver	Eternity Tours Elizabeth Edwards (1) Dennis Hopper (1) Annette Funicello Peter Falk Billy Graham Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Peter Tork Mitch Miller (1) John Forsythe (1) Stan Musial ***Not A Celebrity*** Jean Stapleton Zelda Rubinstein (1)
Fonduno Bob Barker Don Rickles Steven Tyler Lindsay Lohan Amy Winehouse Tom Sizemore Rush Limbaugh Hugh Hefner Courtney Love Zelda Rubinstein (1) Kate Moss Lilly Allen Artie Lange	Free Spirits Betty Ford Nancy Reagan George Beverly Shea Kirk Douglas Penny Marshall Patty Andrews Barbara Billingsley (1) Robert Byrd (1) Larry Hagman Betty White Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Teri Garr	Future Wormfood Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Joan Fontaine David Rockefeller Yitzhak Shamir Lauren Bacall Nancy Reagan Amy Winehouse Hulk Hogan Artie Lange Jimmy Carter Yogi Berra John Wooden (1)
Geritol Gangstas Ariel Sharon Art Linkletter (1) Betty Ford Dolores Hope Fidel Castro George Beverly Shea George Steinbrenner (1) John Wooden (1) Kirk Douglas Peter Falk Ronnie Biggs Stephen Hawking Steve Jobs	Ghouls Rush In!! John Wooden (1) Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mickey Rooney Betty White Abe Vigoda Annie Lennox ***Not A Celebrity*** Scott Weiland Doris Day Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Jack LaLanne Ariel Sharon	Goin' To The Dirt Dance Mikhail Gorbachev Margaret Thatcher Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter Mikhail Kalashnikov Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Phyllis Diller Larry Hagman Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Eli Wallach
Going, Going, Gone Pierre Cardin Deanna Durbin Betty Ford Patty Andrews Dolores Hope Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Ernest Borgnine Betty Garrett Mickey Rooney Nancy Reagan Mike Wallace Nanette Fabray Sid Caesar	Gone With The Worms Harry Morgan Dolores Hope Robert Byrd (1) Barbara Billingsley (1) Mike Wallace Carol Channing Ruth Bader Ginsburg Fidel Castro Mitch Miller (1) Art Linkletter (1) Robert Schuller ***Not A Celebrity*** Ed Asner	Grabberlime Frank Cady Michael Gough Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller (1) Sargent Shriver Yitzhak Shamir George Beverly Shea Tony Martin John Wooden (1) Jerry Lee Lewis Sid Caesar
Graveyard Smashers Peter Tork George Steinbrenner (1) Betty Ford Courtney Love Stephen Hawking Kirk Douglas William “Refrigerator” Perry James Brady Wolf Blitzer Al Davis Ariel Sharon Olivia de Havilland Mitch Miller (1)	Grim McGraw Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart (1) John Wooden (1) Art Linkletter (1) Norman Llyod Barbara Billingsley (1) Harry Morgan Sargent Shriver Eli Wallach Olivia de Havilland Irwin Corey Tony Martin Frank Cady	Groovy Ghoulies Frances Bay Richard Kiel Gene Wilder Cloris Leachman Harry Dean Stanton Tony Curtis (1) Abe Vigoda Ernest Borgnine Rip Taylor Dennis Hopper (1) Charlotte Rae Robert Loggia Andrew Lloyd Webber
H.D. Spider Aretha Franklin Lindsay Lohan Tori Spelling Tina Louise Roman Polanski Alan Young Russell Johnson Peter Tork George Steinbrenner (1) Ashley Simpson Jerry Lewis Don Pardo Tiger Woods	Harrison W. Hugh Hefner David Oreck Jeff Conaway Keith Richards Angela Lansbury Roger Moore Bill Cosby Jane Goodall Jack LaLanne Bryant Gumbel Kathryn Joosten Gloria Stuart (1) Harvey Fierstein	Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Betty Ford Seve Ballesteros Kirk Douglas Harry Morgan James Garner Jake LaMotta Zsa Zsa Gabor Eli Wallach Billy Graham Fidel Castro George Steinbrenner (1) Robert Byrd (1) Roger Ebert
Hide & Go Die Dennis Hopper (1) Peter Falk Zelda Rubinstein (1) Ronnie James Dio (3) Annette Funicello Stephen Hawking Ariel Sharon ***Not A Celebrity*** David Hasselhoff Captain Beefheart (5) Kim Jong Il Elizabeth Taylor George Steinbrenner (1)	Homeward Bound Jane Goodall Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Art Linkletter (1) Olivia de Havilland Jayne Meadows Willie Mays Harry Morgan Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Kirk Douglas	Hudson Valley Death Squad Elizabeth Taylor Mary Tyler Moore George Bush Sr. Amy Winehouse Rose Marie Art Linkletter (1) Nancy Reagan Betty Ford Ariel Sharon Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro John Paul Stevens
Hudsucker “Cap Pistol” Lee Nancy Reagan Andy Rooney Mike Wallace George Steinbrenner (1) Hugh Hefner Gloria Stuart (1) Billy Graham John Wooden (1) Keith Richards Cloris Leachman Robert Byrd (1) Dick Clark Kate Gosselin	Hurry'up And DIE! Dan Rather Clint Eastwood Bob Barker Mike Wallace Dick Clark Amy Winehouse Rush Limbaugh Sandy Koufax Jimmy Carter Katie Holmes Mel Brooks Jerry Lewis Andy Rooney	I See Dead People Ed Asner Phyllis Diller Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Ben Gazzara Henry Kissenger Peter O'Toole Christopher Plummer Eli Wallach Martin Landau Andy Rooney John Forsythe (1)
I Still Miss Dean Martin Mikhail Kalashnikov Patty Andrews Eli Wallach Ariel Sharon Sargent Shriver Meinhardt Raabe (3) Barbara Billingsley (1) Harry Morgan Betty Ford Frank Cady Nelson Mandela David Rockefeller Margaret Thatcher	I'm A Beriever Billy Graham Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas John Glenn Art Linkletter (1) Angela Lansbury Elizabeth Taylor Marty Allen Jonathan Winters Doc Severinsen Abe Vigoda Margaret Thatcher	I'm A Little Dead Country, I'm A Little Dead Rock N' Roll Fats Domino Roy Clark Jerry Lee Lewis Chuck Berry Little Richard Charlie Daniels Tony Bennett Loretta Lynn Johnny Mathis Aretha Franklin B. B. King George Jones Willie Nelson
It Is An Ex-Parrot Mitch Miller (1) June Havoc (1) Harry Morgan Gloria Stuart (1) Robert Byrd (1) Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher George Steinbrenner (1) Peter Falk Elizabeth Edwards (1) Seve Ballesteros Betty Ford David Hasselhoff	It's Time To Sleep Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney Tony Curtis (1) James Arness Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Ernest Borgnine Jonathan Winters Dick Van Dyke Andy Williams Lena Horne (1) John Forsythe (1) Elizabeth Taylor	Jackalope Ghost Merle Haggard Seve Ballesteros Bryant Gumbel Ronnie Biggs Betty Ford Eli Wallach Dolores Hope John Wooden (1) Billy Graham Jack LaLanne Kareem Abdul Jabbar Dennis Hopper (1) Andrew Lloyd Webber
KILLJOY ***Not A Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Jeff Conaway Bill O'Reilly Fidel Castro Tom Sizemore Arnold Schwarzenegger O. J. Simpson J.D. Salinger (1) Gary Busey Joaquin Phoenix John Travolta David Hasselhoff	Knocking On Heaven's Door Ariel Sharon Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Billy Graham Cardinal Egan Larry Hagman Dolores Hope Yitzhak Shamir Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar J.D. Salinger (1) Nelson Mandela Richard Dawson	Life, Interrupted Chuck Barris Robert Byrd (1) Fidel Castro Blake Edwards (5) Betty Ford John Forsythe (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Kathryn Joosten ***Not A Celebrity*** Mary Ann Mobley Harry Morgan Peter O'Toole Sherwood Schwartz
Lifeless Joe Jackson Jackie Cooper Larry Storch Fidel Castro Sherwood Schwartz Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar John Wooden (1) Art Linkletter (1) Kirk Douglas Peter Falk Billy Graham	Little Black Book Henry Kissenger Margaret Thatcher John Wooden (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Ray Bradbury Don Pardo Reverand Sun Myung Moon Pat Summerall Billy Graham ***Not A Celebrity*** Barbara Billingsley (1) Robert Byrd (1)	Lucky 13 Esther Williams Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Billy Graham Robert Byrd (1) Olivia de Havilland Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Charles Durning Jerry Lewis Dolores Hope Sargent Shriver Mitch Miller (1)
Lucky Number XIII Clint Eastwood ***Not A Celebrity*** Harry Morgan Robert Guillaume Mindy McCready Ernest Borgnine Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Lauren Bacall Tony Curtis (1) James Garner Leslie Nielsen (5) Lindsay Lohan	Maggot Manufacturing Inc. Zelda Rubinstein (1) Margaret Thatcher Hal Holbrook Harry Morgan Mitch Miller (1) Bryant Gumbel Seve Ballesteros Ariel Sharon Jim Nabors Andy Griffith Kirk Douglas Peter Falk Kathryn Joosten	Martha Pearl Seve Ballesteros Yitzhak Shamir Ariel Sharon Zsa Zsa Gabor John Wooden (1) Fidel Castro Steve Jobs Sid Caesar Stephen Hawking Ethel Kennedy Art Linkletter (1) Billy Graham Merle Haggard
MaryEllenO - Satan's HR Person J.D. Salinger (1) Elizabeth Taylor Eli Wallach Barack Obama Phyllis Diller Henry Kissenger Louis Farrakahn Amy Winehouse Nancy Reagan Aretha Franklin Richard Dawson Dick Clark Artie Lange	Messing with KARMA Amy Winehouse Elizabeth Taylor Rush Limbaugh Dick Clark Art Linkletter (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Lindsay Lohan Grizz Chapman Robert Redford David Hasselhoff Jimmy Carter Billy Graham ------------------	Metsie 62 Fidel Castro Tony Martin Bob Sheppard (3) Lena Horne (1) Jack Klugman John Wooden (1) John Forsythe (1) Roger Ebert Mary Tyler Moore Ariel Sharon David Rockefeller Jerry Lewis Sargent Shriver
Morbid Mindy ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Steve Jobs George Bush Sr. Elizabeth Edwards (1) Steven Tyler Nancy Reagan Pope Benedict XVI Teresa Heinz Kerry Bernie Madoff ***Not A Celebrity*** Charlie Sheen Terrell Owens	Morbid Moe Billy Graham Esther Williams Stephen Hawking Joan Fontaine Olivia de Havilland Lauren Bacall Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Robert Byrd (1) Rhonda Flemming Eddie Fisher (4) Elizabeth Taylor Bernie Madoff	Morgue O'Music (Redux) Chuck Berry Dion Jerry Lee Lewis Frankie Valli Merle Haggard Willie Nelson Sam Moore B. B. King Sly Stone Little Richard Smokey Robinson Etta James Fats Domino
Morguenolia Blossom Lee ***Not A Celebrity*** Jane Russell Jack Kevorkian Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Mike Wallace John Forsythe (1) Dino De Laurentiis (3) Dorothy DeBorba (5) Jackie Cooper Patty Andrews	No-Talent Ass-Clowns Art Linkletter (1) Zelda Rubinstein (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Jack Kevorkian Peter Falk Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kim Jong Il Betty Ford Ariel Sharon Amy Winehouse Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor	Old Farts Jerry Lewis Dick Clark Andy Rooney Mike Wallace Gene Wilder Larry King Yogi Berra George Steinbrenner (1) Clint Eastwood Phyllis Diller John Wooden (1) Nancy Reagan JoAnn Woodward
On The Clock George Steinbrenner (1) Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Harry Morgan Seve Ballesteros Eli Wallach Billy Graham Amy Winehouse Yitzhak Shamir John Wooden (1) Sherwood Schwartz Bob Feller (3) Richard Attenborough	One Foot In The Grave Seve Ballesteros George Beverly Shea Ruby Muhammad Oscar Niemeyer Miep Gies (1) Luise Rainer Esther Williams Marilyn Horne Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Billy Graham Peter Falk	Out With The Old Betty Ford John Wooden (1) Kirk Douglas John Forsythe (1) Barbara Billingsley (1) Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Nelson Mandela Yitzhak Shamir Eli Wallach Art Linkletter (1) Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Dino De Laurentiis (3)
Pacific Northwest Valkyries Tom Sizemore Billy Graham Harry Morgan John Forsythe (1) Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Lena Horne (1) Jack LaLanne Fidel Castro John Wooden (1) Art Linkletter (1) Mickey Rooney Zsa Zsa Gabor	Peacefully In Her Sleep Margaret Thatcher Olivia de Havilland Peter Falk Joan Fontaine Louis Farrakahn Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Betty Ford George Bush Sr. Nancy Reagan J.D. Salinger (1) Elizabeth Taylor	Pirates o' Putrification Mitch Miller (1) Keith Richards Olivia de Havilland Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Robert Byrd (1) John Madden Paul Prudhomme Betty Ford Billy Graham Roger Ebert Al Davis Charlie Sheen
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Barbara Bush John Forsythe (1) Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking Jack Kevorkian Billy Graham Margaret Thatcher Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller (1) Betty Ford Peter Falk Art Linkletter (1) Kirk Douglas	Putnam's Tomahawk Chop ***Not A Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Seve Ballesteros ***Not A Celebrity*** Merlin Olsen (4) ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Elizabeth Edwards (1) Nelson Mandela ***Not A Celebrity*** George Steinbrenner (1)	R.I.P. Tide Dolores Hope Fidel Castro Art Linkletter (1) Kirk Douglas Seve Ballesteros Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Andy Rooney Kim Jong Il George Steinbrenner (1) Pope Benedict XVI Nancy Reagan Muhammad Ali Robert Byrd (1)
Ranchers Elizabeth Taylor Rose Marie Larry Hagman Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Dick Clark John Forsythe (1) Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Phyllis Diller Bobby Brown Courtney Love Harry Morgan	Real Axis Of Evil Bill O'Reilly Karl Rove Dick Cheney Barbara Bush Bernie Madoff Ann Coulter Sean Hannity Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia Sarah Palin Mark Sanford Joseph Lieberman Mahmoud Ahmadinejad	Revenge of El Muerto Gigante John Forsythe (1) Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Jack Kevorkian Ariel Sharon B. B. King J.D. Salinger (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Rush Limbaugh Ronnie James Dio (3) Phyllis Diller Norman Lear Hugh Hefner ***Not A Celebrity***
RHINO Funeral Business Dick Clark Henry Kissenger Fidel Castro Peter Falk Betty Ford Mitch Miller (1) Bob Barker Zsa Zsa Gabor Roger Ebert Wilford Brimley Steve Jobs Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas	Rotted To The Core Phyllis Diller Kirk Douglas Betty White Jack Klugman Harry Morgan Rose Marie John Forsythe (1) Andy Rooney Gene Barry (Died 12/10/09) Ernest Borgnine Barbara Billingsley (1) James Arness John Wooden (1)	Rudyard Cryptling Fidel Castro Mickey Rooney Roger Ebert Peter Falk Kirk Douglas Larry Hagman Fats Domino Jack Kevorkian Terry Jones Stan Musial Ernest Borgnine Barbara Bush Chuck Berry
Sales Of A Deathman Dolores Hope Luise Rainer Mitch Miller (1) Beverly Cleary Sherwood Schwartz Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn ***Not A Celebrity*** Reverand Sun Myung Moon Hugh Downs George McGovern Tony Curtis (1) Dick Clark	Sharon McDeath Jack LaLanne Peter Falk Roger Ebert Louis Farrakahn Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro J.D. Salinger (1) Art Linkletter (1) Mitch Miller (1) Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Courtney Love	SickPuppy_NOLA Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Griffith Barbara Billingsley (1) Betty Ford Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark Jack LaLanne Art Linkletter (1) Phyllis Diller
Skull Orchard Dozen Robert Byrd (1) Billy Graham John Forsythe (1) Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Carol Channing George Steinbrenner (1) Sherwood Schwartz Andy Rooney Frank Cady Chemical Ali Hassan al-Majid (excluded) Alan Young Jack LaLanne	Sleeping With The Fishes Annette Funicello Art Linkletter (1) Loretta Lynn Zsa Zsa Gabor Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart (1) Dolores Hope Billy Graham James Garner Meinhardt Raabe (3) George Bush Sr. Nelson Mandela Jack LaLanne	Snug With The Slugs Garry Marshall Penny Marshall Carl Reiner Mitch Miller (1) Richard Dawson Phyllis Diller Jerry Lewis Jim Nabors Peter Graves (4) Jack Klugman Bob Barker Carol Channing Keith Richards
Soulfulstrut Kareem Abdul Jabbar Miley Cyrus Nicholas Cage Elizabeth Taylor John Travolta Andrew Lloyd Webber Elton John Dennis Hopper (1) Randy Quaid Mickey Rooney Roger Ebert Kim Jong Il Fidel Castro	Stars Burned Out Lindsay Lohan Meryl Streep Clint Eastwood Sean Connery Alec Baldwin Andy Griffith John Forsythe (1) Dick Van Dyke Angela Lansbury Betty White Harry Morgan Mickey Rooney Phyllis Diller	Stiff Competition Dick Clark Beverly Cleary Ronnie James Dio (3) Kirk Douglas Wavy Gravy Dennis Hastert B. B. King Rush Limbaugh Art Linkletter (1) John Madden Harry Morgan Nancy Reagan Alan Young
Stone Cold James Garner Lauren Bacall Robert Byrd (1) Phyllis Diller James Arness Peter Falk Jim Nabors Kirk Douglas Art Linkletter (1) Bill O'Reilly Elizabeth Taylor Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro	Styx and Headstones Gloria Stuart (1) George Beverly Shea Frank Cady Rush Limbaugh Arlen Specter Kirk Douglas Courtney Love Amy Winehouse Herbert Lom John Wooden (1) Nick Nolte Mary Kate Olsen Jeff Conaway	Styx Predictions Margaret Thatcher ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Wisdom (4) Ronnie Biggs Elizabeth Taylor ***Not A Celebrity*** Billy Graham Seve Ballesteros Ariel Sharon Chemical Ali Hassan al-Majid (excluded) Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi James Garner Kirk Douglas
Sweet Sue's Society Syncopators Zsa Zsa Gabor Phyllis Diller Rhonda Flemming Barbara Hale Kathryn Grayson (5) Marjorie Lord Rose Marie Jayne Meadows Maureen O'Hara Barbara Billingsley (1) June Havoc (1) Celeste Holm Margaret Thatcher	Takin' The Dirt Nap Dick Clark Carol Channing Betty White Jonathan Winters Esther Williams Elie Wiesel Ernest Borgnine Barbara Billingsley (1) Lauren Bacall Bob Sheppard (3) Marty Allen Joseph Wapner James Arness	Taste The Sad, Michael Betty Ford John Wooden (1) Slim Whitman Frankie Valli Henry Kissenger John Paul Stevens Rose Marie Dolores Hope Harry Morgan Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Robert Byrd (1) Abe Vigoda
Team Dirt Ruth Bader Ginsburg Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Elizabeth Edwards (1) Dolores Hope Elizabeth Taylor Dick Clark Zsa Zsa Gabor Rush Limbaugh Annette Funicello Kim Jong Il	That's What She Dead John Wooden (1) Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Billy Graham Bob Feller (3) Nelson Mandela Mickey Rooney Stan Musial Jake LaMotta Nancy Reagan Jack Klugman Sidney Lumet	The Angels Are Waiting For You Bernie Madoff George Steinbrenner (1) Seve Ballesteros Art Linkletter (1) Mitch Miller (1) John Wooden (1) David Rockefeller June Havoc (1) Luise Rainer Tony Martin ***Not A Celebrity*** Irwin Corey ***Not A Celebrity***
The Baby Crushers Don Pardo Jack Klugman Jane Russell Dolores Hope Joseph Wapner Mitch Miller (1) Peter Falk Dennis Hopper (1) Harry Morgan Ravi Shankar Art Linkletter (1) Eli Wallach Sherwood Schwartz	The Brew Crew Dick Clark Jack LaLanne Art Linkletter (1) Larry Hagman John Wooden (1) Barbara Billingsley (1) Kirk Douglas Harry Morgan ***Not A Celebrity*** Amy Winehouse Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert Byrd (1)	The Choir Invisible Fidel Castro Andy Rooney Artie Lange Roger Ebert Robert Byrd (1) Peter Falk Tom Sizemore J.D. Salinger (1) Dick Clark Betty Ford Bob Barker Billy Graham Vera Lynn
The Dead Zone Bernie Madoff Betty Ford Kirk Douglas Dolores Hope Jack LaLanne Dino De Laurentiis (3) Art Linkletter (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Harry Morgan Amy Winehouse ***Not A Celebrity*** Mike Wallace Eli Wallach	Doug's Dead Zone Robert Byrd (1) Dick Clark Kirk Douglas John Forsythe (1) Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Billy Graham Art Linkletter (1) Mitch Miller (1) Harry Morgan Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney ------------------	The Dirty Death List Miep Gies (1) Mitch Miller (1) Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor J.D. Salinger (1) Al Davis Gloria Stuart (1) Betty Ford Fidel Castro Doris Day Phyllis Diller Jerry Lewis Queen Elizabeth II
The DOAs ***Not A Celebrity*** ***Not A Celebrity*** Steven Tyler David Crosby Lauren Bacall Keith Richards Mick Jagger Anthony Hopkins Christopher Lee Brigette Nielson Sally Struthers Morgan Freeman Hugh Hefner	The Fifth Season John Wooden (1) C. Everett Koop Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Don Pardo Mike Wallace Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Abe Vigoda Nancy Reagan Monty Hall Henry Kissenger Ariel Sharon	The Grim Reaper Says George Bush Sr. John Wooden (1) Eli Wallach Robert Byrd (1) Peter Falk Art Linkletter (1) Roger Ebert Luise Rainer Mike Wallace George Steinbrenner (1) Gloria Stuart (1) Betty Ford Sargent Shriver
The Grimy Reaper Jim Nabors Yogi Berra Muhammad Ali Clint Eastwood Elizabeth Taylor Randy Newman Jimmy Carter Mia Farrow Loretta Lynn Pat Summerall David Crosby Bob Barker Peter Falk	The Iceman Cometh Queen Elizabeth II Zsa Zsa Gabor Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver J.D. Salinger (1) Norman Lear Helen Thomas Stan Musial Rose Marie Robert Byrd (1) Wilford Brimley John Wooden (1) Artie Lange	The Rabbit Kicked The Bucket Penny Marshall Art Linkletter (1) Gore Vidal Seve Ballesteros Lena Horne (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Nancy Reagan Gabriel Garcia Marquez Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) ***Not A Celebrity*** Yogi Berra Jim Nabors Ruth Bader Ginsburg
The Shish-Ka-Robs Stan Musial Ann B. Davis Don Rickles Ernest Borgnine Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Robert Byrd (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Edwin Newman (5) ***Not A Celebrity*** Jackie Cooper ***Not A Celebrity*** Jack Klugman	The Stiffer the Better Courtney Love Amy Winehouse Rush Limbaugh Jack Klugman Dick Clark Brad Pitt Joe Jackson (Dad) Sargent Shriver Barbara Billingsley (1) Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller Andy Rooney Carl Reiner	These Folks Might Make Me Some Cash Rush Limbaugh Amy Winehouse Larry King B. B. King Keith Richards Dick Clark Betty White “Macho Man” Randy Savage Jake “The Snake” Roberts Warren Buffet Steve Jobs Steven Tyler Carol Channing
This List Sux Amy Winehouse Lindsay Lohan Tawny Kitaen Gary Busey Brigette Nielson Chyna Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Selma Blair Courtney Love ***Not A Celebrity*** Whitney Houston Kelly Osbourne	Toe Tag You're It John Wooden (1) Olivia de Havilland Bernie Madoff ***Not A Celebrity*** Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Art Linkletter (1) ***Not A Celebrity*** Dick Clark Sid Caesar Etta James Doris Day Mitch Miller (1)	Toe Tags and Body Bags Fidel Castro Mr. T Ariel Sharon Gene Wilder Jack Kevorkian Stephen Hawking Muhammad Ali Roger Ebert Rush Limbaugh Harper Lee Rachel McAdams Gloria Vanderbilt Harry Belafonte
Tombstone Shoppers Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Mitch Miller (1) Billy Graham Betty Ford Harry Morgan Bernie Madoff Ariel Sharon Peter Falk Annette Funicello Amy Winehouse Osama Bin Laden	Top Of The Reap Fidel Castro Esther Williams Kirk Douglas Mitch Miller (1) Dolores Hope Zsa Zsa Gabor Oscar Niemeyer John Demjanjuk Ruby Muhammad ***Not A Celebrity*** Sandra Day O'Connor Seve Ballesteros George Steinbrenner (1)	Tree Feeding Stiffs Kirk Douglas Robert Schimmel (5) Robert Byrd (1) Gary Busey Courtney Love Bryant Gumbel Roger Ebert Billy Graham Mickey Rooney John Wooden (1) Elizabeth Taylor Nancy Reagan Mischa Barton
Uncle Floyd's Dirty List Harry Morgan Louis Farrakahn Billy Graham Joan Fontaine Gloria Stuart (1) Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller J.D. Salinger (1) Merle Haggard Seve Ballesteros Ronnie Biggs Mickey Rooney Stephen Hawking	Wanted: Dead Or Alive Jack Nicholson Gary Coleman (5) Hal Holbrook Richard Petty Don Rickles Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan Norman Lear Mike Lookinland Sherwood Schwartz Barack Obama Lindsay Lohan Gordon Lightfoot	We Can Seat You Now Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart (1) Mitch Miller (1) Art Linkletter (1) Fidel Castro J.D. Salinger (1) Harry Morgan Frank Cady Eli Wallach Billy Graham Joan Fontaine Tony Martin Kirk Douglas
We Hope That These People Die! Ronnie Biggs Jack Kevorkian Robert Byrd (1) Fidel Castro Roger Ebert George Steinbrenner (1) Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson Larry Hagman David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Kim Jong Il Larry Flynt	Where Ya Dead People At? Shirley Temple Black Queen Elizabeth II Annette Funicello Helen Thomas Jerry Lewis Stephen Hawking Steve Jobs Bryant Gumbel Gloria Stuart (1) Dolores Hope Chaz Bono Steven Tyler Kathryn Joosten	Where's The Beef? ***Not A Celebrity*** John Goodman Alan Greenspan Henry Kissenger ***Not A Celebrity*** Len Lesser John Malkovich Willie Mays Roger Moore Andy Rooney Axl Rose Sherwood Schwartz Yeardly Smith
Why Are You Still Breathing? Betty Ford Fidel Castro Rodney King Nancy Reagan Ariel Sharon Harry Morgan Dick Clark Ernest Borgnine Peter Falk Margaret Thatcher Jack Kevorkian Mickey Rooney Ruby Muhammad	Wishful Thinking John Madden Paris Hilton Glenn Beck Bill O'Reilly Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Rachel Ray Dr. Phil McGraw ***Not A Celebrity*** Lady GaGa Donald Trump Bernie Madoff Kanye West	Wooden Overcoat Club Margaret Thatcher Ronnie Biggs ***Not A Celebrity*** Norman Wisdom (4) Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking Dick Francis (5) Vera Lynn Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi Yitzhak Shamir Nelson Mandela Boutros Boutros-Ghali Robert Mugabe
Year Of The Living Dead C. Everett Koop Sargent Shriver Eli Wallach Art Linkletter (1) Betty Ford Mitch Miller (1) Harry Morgan Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Barbara Billingsley (1) Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller		You Rot My World Sid Caesar Kirk Douglas Eddie Fisher (4) Billy Graham Bill Macy Bernie Madoff Penny Marshall Luise Rainer Margaret Thatcher Nancy Reagan Rip Taylor Peter Tork John Wooden (1)