The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2009 O.B.E. ENTRIES
The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2009 O.B.E.
ENTRIES
"MaryEllen - Satan's HR Person" J.D. Salinger Eli Wallach Barack Obama Phyllis Diller Henry Kissenger Amy Winehouse Richard Dawson Nancy Reagan Artie Lange Aretha Franklin Dick Clark |
#1 Exoendo Zuzubar (EZ Money) Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller Zsa Zsa Gabor Yitzhak Shamir Betty Ford Peter Falk |
6 Feet Under Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Nick Nolte Steve Jobs Montel Williams Peter Falk Morgan Freeman Amy Winehouse ***Non-Celebrity*** |
A Musik Fan Slim Whitman Frankie Valli Chuck Berry Henry Kissenger John Paul Stevens Helmut Schmidt Betty Ford Rose Marie Art Linkletter Joseph Wapner Don Pardo |
AC@OU Abe Vigoda Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Bob Barker Mike Wallace Ravi Shankar Betty Ford Jack LaLanne Hugh Downs Joseph Wapner |
Adios Amigos ***Non-Celebrity*** Seve Ballesteros Peter Falk ***Non-Celebrity*** Betty Ford Marilyn Horne Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro |
Agra's Kicker's Of The Bucket Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Dick Clark Richard Dawson Kirk Douglas Betty Ford Margot Kidder C. Everett Koop Sherwood Schwartz Gore Vidal Eli Wallach |
All English Wooden Overcoat Club Margaret Thatcher ***Non-Celebrity*** Michael Foot Norman Wisdom Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Dick Francis ***Non-Celebrity*** Vera Lynn |
All Star Dead Guys John Wooden Pat Summerall Art Modell George Steinbrenner Muhammad Ali Earl Weaver Vin Scully Carl Yastrzemski Margaret Thatcher Bob Feller Billy Graham |
Annie's Oakleys VII - VII Deadly Sins Elizabeth Taylor Jack Kevorkian James Garner Jack Klugman Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Miep Gies Barbara Bush Amy Winehouse Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Architectural Deathwish 2009 Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Betty Ford Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Hugh Hefner Bob Barker Joaquin Phoenix Mickey Rooney John Travolta |
Artichoke Of Death Steve Jobs Phyllis Diller Fidel Castro Billy Graham Dick Clark J.D. Salinger Cloris Leachman Oscar Niemeyer Norman Wisdom Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Bakers Deadly Dozen Amy Winehouse Fidel Castro Betty Ford Ariel Sharon Sid Caesar Zsa Zsa Gabor Art Linkletter John Wooden Elizabeth Taylor |
beakymcgee Nelson Mandela Zsa Zsa Gabor Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Stephen Hawking Betty Ford Barbara Bush Dick Clark Andy Griffith |
Beat The Odds Frank Cady Dick Van Dyke Hal Holbrook Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter William Schallert Bob Barker Tom Bosley Charlotte Rae Jack LaLanne |
Blue Screen of Death Kirk Douglas Roger Ebert Margaret Thatcher Robert Byrd Amy Winehouse Tom Sizemore Barack Obama Jimmy Carter Peter Falk |
Bow Your Head Kirk Douglas Abe Vigoda Jeff Conaway Kim Jong Il Mark Felt (died 12/18/08) Stephen Hawking O. J. Simpson Danny Bonaduce |
Boyz From The Burbs Steve Jobs Billy Graham Dick Clark Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas John Wooden Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Hugh Downs |
Bring Out Y'er Dead Ernest Borgnine ***Non-Celebrity*** Ian Brady Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Richard Attenborough Vera Lynn Jerry Lewis Frances Reid J.D. Salinger |
Bucket Kickers Betty Ford John Forsythe Harry Morgan Lady Bird Johnson (died 7/11/07) Kirk Douglas David McCallum James Garner Mickey Rooney Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland Barack Obama |
Bye George George Gaynes George Shultz George McGovern George Bush Sr. George Kennedy ***Non-Celebrity*** George Maharis George Steinbrenner George Soros George Jones George Segal George Chakiris |
Cape Cadaver Alan Young Eleanor Mondale John Wooden Sid Caesar Frank Cady Ronnie Biggs Olivia de Havilland Louis Farrakahn Jake LaMotta Ariel Sharon |
Chefdevergue George Beverly Shea Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Harry Morgan Art Linkletter Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Pat Summerall |
Chet & The Jets Ariel Sharon John Forsythe Ruby Muhammad Art Linkletter Kirk Douglas Roger Ebert Miep Gies Sargent Shriver ***Non-Celebrity*** Herbert Lom |
Craokers Paradise Barbara Billingsley Don Rickles Sean Connery John Goodman Elton John Boy George Ed Asner Mindy McCready |
Daisy Pusher-Uppers Dick Clark Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Ruby Muhammad Miep Gies Scott Weiland Amy Winehouse Artie Lange Billy Graham Don Pardo |
DD's Death List Carl Reiner Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Merle Haggard Nancy Reagan Leslie Nielson Ernest Borgnine Harry Morgan Dick Van Dyke |
Dead as a Doornail Margaret Thatcher Jerry Lewis Peter Falk Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) John Wooden Harry Morgan Billy Graham Jack Klugman Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan |
Dead But Don't Know It! Mickey Rooney Don Rickles George Jones Lee Majors Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Harry Morgan Morley Safer Mike Wallace Mitch Miller |
Dead For No Reason Tony Martin Mitch Miller June Havoc Meinhardt Raabe Barbara Billingsley Art Linkletter Eli Wallach Harry Morgan Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Marjorie Lord |
Death Becomes Her Betty Ford Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Pete Doherty Yitzhak Shamir Margaret Thatcher Seve Ballesteros Robert Byrd Eleanor Mondale Teri Garr Kim Jong Il |
Death Becomes Them.. Barbara Billingsley Ray Bradbury Jeff Conaway Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Roger Ebert Nanette Fabray Sargent Shriver Amy Winehouse |
Death By Karaoke Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Betty Ford Jack Kevorkian Bob Feller Art Linkletter John Wooden Mitch Miller Billy Graham |
Death Groupies Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Clark Ray Bradbury Joe Paterno Steve Jobs Betty Ford Henry Kissenger Nancy Reagan |
Death Takes A "Personal Day" Mike Wallace Zsa Zsa Gabor Amy Winehouse Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Prince Philip Nelson Mandela Gloria Stuart Robert Byrd Jack Klugman |
Death To All Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Merle Haggard Seve Ballesteros Sargent Shriver John Wooden Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Death's Bakers Dozen Dick Clark Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine Nancy Reagan Robert Byrd Jack Nicholson Larry King James Garner Lady Bird Johnson (died 7/11/07) Yogi Berra Muhammad Ali |
Dee Dee Deadner Fidel Castro Betty Ford John Forsythe Billy Graham B. B. King Jack Klugman Art Linkletter Nancy Reagan J.D. Salinger Sherwood Schwartz Gloria Stuart |
Delta Death Sqaud James Garner Sargent Shriver William "Refrigerator" Perry Aretha Franklin Peter Falk Al Davis Roger Ebert John Wooden Betty Ford John Forsythe |
Dirtylou's List Mitch Miller Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor J.D. Salinger Al Davis Osama Bin Laden Betty Ford Fidel Castro Doris Day Phyllis Diller Jerry Lewis Queen Elizabeth II |
Don't Flee The Reaper Nancy Reagan John Forsythe Mickey Rooney Art Linkletter ***Non-Celebrity*** Pope Benedict XVI ***Non-Celebrity*** Gore Vidal Chuck Yeager Ray Bradbury |
Dr. Evil John Wooden Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Billy Graham Gloria Stuart Dolores Hope Jack Kevorkian Julie Newmar Seve Ballesteros |
Driggs Death Watchers Gloria Stuart Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Luise Rainer John Wooden Fidel Castro Daniel Schorr Helen Gurley-Brown Lena Horne |
Dust2Dust John Goodman Natalie Cole Seve Ballesteros Frances Reid Roger Ebert Eli Wallach Richard Bull Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Steve Jobs |
Endgame: Zero-nine Mitch Miller Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro Frank Cady Ernest Borgnine ***Non-Celebrity*** Margaret Thatcher Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter Christopher Lee |
Et Tu Corpus Gloria Stuart Art Linkletter Steve Jobs Jack LaLanne Charles Durning Bob Barker |
Flat-Liners Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Yogi Berra Fidel Castro Mickey Rooney Gordie Howe Robert Byrd ***Non-Celebrity*** Bob Barker Andy Rooney |
Free Spirits Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford George Beverly Shea |
Geritol Gangstas Art Linkletter Billy Graham Dolores Hope George Beverly Shea Harry Morgan Mitch Miller ***Non-Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs |
Goin' To The Dirt Dance Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Amy Winehouse Ernest Borgnine Phyllis Diller Larry Hagman Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Eli Wallach |
Going, Going, Gone Mike Wallace Sid Caesar Nanette Fabray Rose Marie Wilford Brimley Eli Wallach Barbara Billingsley Phyllis Diller Celeste Holm Pierre Cardin |
Going, Ready or Not! Tony Curtis Mickey Rooney Ravi Shankar Carol Channing Nelson Mandela Nancy Reagan Carl Reiner Christopher Lee Jack Klugman |
Grabberlime Michael Gough Eli Wallach Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller Sargent Shriver Yitzhak Shamir George Beverly Shea Tony Martin John Wooden |
Graveyard Smashers Merle Haggard Al Davis Kirk Douglas Barbara Bush Dick Cavett Sherwood Schwartz Sid Caesar Peter Falk Steve Jobs Fidel Castro |
Gray In Tacoma Fidel Castro Harry Morgan William Shatner Jack LaLanne Ringo Starr Betty White Yogi Berra Osama Bin Laden James Garner David Crosby |
Grim Believer Steve Jobs Seve Ballesteros Fidel Castro Roger Ebert ***Non-Celebrity*** Annette Funicello Elizabeth Taylor Ronnie Biggs Elizabeth Edwards |
Groovy Ghoulies Richard Kiel Gene Wilder Luise Rainer Harry Dean Stanton M. Emmet Walsh Abe Vigoda Ernest Borgnine Rip Taylor James Best Charlotte Rae Allan Arbus |
Gussethunters Lou Holtz Zsa Zsa Gabor Steve Jobs ***Non-Celebrity*** Hulk Hogan Clint Eastwood Mickey Rooney Dick Clark ***Non-Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Pete Doherty |
Harrison W. Jeff Conaway Nelson Mandela Sargent Shriver Betty Ford ***Non-Celebrity*** Gloria Stuart ***Non-Celebrity*** Betty Garrett Henry Kissenger John Paul Stevens Art Linkletter Sherwood Schwartz |
Hide & Go Die Fats Domino Elizabeth Edwards Peter Falk Annette Funicello Billy Graham Stan Musial George Steinbrenner Margaret Thatcher |
Homeward Bound Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Olivia de Havilland Willie Mays Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas |
Hudson Valley Death Squad Amy Winehouse Nancy Reagan Barbara Bush Elizabeth Taylor Mary Tyler Moore Wilford Brimley ***Non-Celebrity*** O. J. Simpson William Shatner Barbara Walters Rod Blagojevich Queen Elizabeth II |
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Hugh Hefner Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Billy Graham Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Lindsay Lohan Cloris Leachman Amy Winehouse |
I See Dead People Phyllis Diller Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Henry Kissenger Peter O'Toole Christopher Plummer Eli Wallach |
I Still Miss Dean Martin Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Sargent Shriver Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Meinhardt Raabe Mitch Miller James Garner |
It's Death For Ya Ray Davies Kirk Douglas Blake Edwards Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Merle Haggard Steve Jobs Nancy Reagan Dick Van Dyke |
Jackalope Ghost Billy Graham Roger Ebert Jack LaLanne B. B. King Zsa Zsa Gabor John Wooden Phyllis Diller James Garner Fidel Castro |
Karen's Cadavers Pete Doherty Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Bob Dylan Frances Reid Mickey Rooney Amy Winehouse Courtney Love |
Kat's Korpses Queen Elizabeth II Neil Armstrong Pope Benedict XVI George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Mel Brooks Chuck Berry Abe Vigoda Art Linkletter Tony Curtis |
KILLJOY Bill O'Reilly Arnold Schwarzenegger Barack Obama Hugh Hefner Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Tom Cruise Britney Spears O. J. Simpson |
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO Patti Page Celeste Holm Phyllis Diller Ernest Borgnine Mike Wallace Sargent Shriver Marjorie Lord Jayne Meadows Dolores Hope Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) |
Knocking On Heaven's Door Fidel Castro Billy Graham Gordon Lightfoot Larry Hagman Dolores Hope Yitzhak Shamir Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar Al Molinaro Nelson Mandela Richard Dawson |
Lifeless Joe Jackson Larry Storch Fidel Castro Sherwood Schwartz Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar John Wooden Art Linkletter Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas Peter Falk |
Long Overdue Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Billy Graham Art Linkletter John Wooden Mitch Miller Dolores Hope Little Jimmy Dickens Lauren Bacall |
Lucky 13 Mickey Rooney Billy Graham Robert Byrd Olivia de Havilland George Steinbrenner Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Charles Durning Amy Winehouse Jerry Lewis Dolores Hope |
Martha Pearl Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Dolores Hope Ruby Muhammad Yitzhak Shamir ***Non-Celebrity*** Russell Watson |
Metsie 62 Tony Martin Bob Sheppard Jerry Lewis Ariel Sharon Roger Ebert John Forsythe David Rockefeller John Wooden Jack Klugman Lena Horne |
Mighty Morphin' Decomposers Tony Curtis Nancy Reagan Chuck Barris Ginger Baker Doris Day ***Non-Celebrity*** Chuck Berry Larry King B. B. King Fidel Castro |
Mistress of Doom Elizabeth Edwards Roger Ebert Steve Jobs Joaquin Phoenix Amy Winehouse Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Barbara Bush |
Morbid Mindy Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Ariel Sharon Patricia Dunn Annette Funicello Fidel Castro Sylvia Browne Rod Blagojevich |
Morbid Miniatures ***Non-Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Dolores Hope Osama Bin Laden ***Non-Celebrity*** Meinhardt Raabe ***Non-Celebrity*** Miep Gies Dick Cheney |
Morgue O'Music Dion Jerry Lee Lewis Frankie Valli Merle Haggard Willie Nelson Sam Moore B. B. King Sly Stone ***Non-Celebrity*** Little Richard Smokey Robinson Etta James |
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Jane Russell Jack Kevorkian Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Andy Griffith Mike Wallace John Forsythe Dino De Laurentiis Barack Obama |
Morris The Cat's 9 (+4) Lives Seve Ballesteros Little Jimmy Dickens ***Non-Celebrity*** James Garner ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Helen Thomas |
Mourning Stiffies ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** John Paul Stevens ***Non-Celebrity*** Elizabeth Taylor Nancy Reagan Little Richard Junior Johnson |
Mr. C Charles Durning Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Steve Jobs Ronnie Biggs Geraldine Ferraro Marilyn Horne Muhammad Ali Elizabeth Taylor |
Norwegian Blue (Beautiful Plumage) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Barack Obama Ariel Sharon Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Larry Hagman ***Non-Celebrity*** Patty Andrews Boutros Boutros-Ghali Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert Mugabe |
Not So Fine in 2009 Arlen Specter Mitch Miller Kirk Douglas Meinhardt Raabe Tony Martin Ariel Sharon C. Everett Koop Blake Edwards Jerry Stiller Anne Meara |
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Gloria Stuart Jack Kevorkian Peter Falk Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kim Jong Il Betty Ford ***Non-Celebrity*** Amy Winehouse |
One Foot In The Grave George Beverly Shea Ruby Muhammad Oscar Niemeyer Miep Gies Luise Rainer Marilyn Horne Olivia de Havilland Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** |
Ottobanged Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor John Forsythe Barbara Billingsley Harry Morgan John Wooden George Steinbrenner Yitzhak Shamir Robert Byrd |
Pacific Northwest Valkyries John Forsythe John Wooden Mickey Rooney Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Harry Morgan Jack LaLanne Lena Horne |
Peacefully In Her Sleep Ernest Borgnine Jack Klugman Mickey Rooney Kirk Douglas Stan Lee Nancy Reagan Olivia de Havilland O. J. Simpson Andy Williams Peter Falk |
Perfect Heins Sight Eli Wallach Harry Morgan Kirk Douglas Robert Byrd Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor Joan Fontaine Nelson Mandela Betty Ford |
Pirates of Putrification Betty Ford Andy Rooney Dick Van Dyke Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Gloria Stuart Mickey Rooney Jerry Lewis Plaxico Burress |
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz John Forsythe Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Jack Kevorkian Stephen Hawking Peter Falk Kenny Baker Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Poppyseed Love II Barbara Bush Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Louis Farrakahn Peter Falk Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Steve Jobs Dorothy Mengering |
Pretty Mean Sisters (PMS) Annette Funicello Jack Kevorkian Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Barbara Bush Fidel Castro Billy Graham |
Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Carol Channing Seve Ballesteros Bob Sheppard ***Non-Celebrity*** Buck Henry Merle Haggard John Wooden Ronnie Biggs |
Ranchers Rose Marie Larry Hagman Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Dick Clark John Forsythe Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Cher |
Real Axis Of Evil Pat Robertson Dick Cheney Bill O'Reilly George Bush Sr. Sean Hannity Henry Paulson Bernie Madoff Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia Ann Coulter Barbara Bush Rudy Guliani |
RHINO Funeral Business Henry Kissenger Fidel Castro Mark Felt (died 12/18/08) Betty Ford Bob Barker Wilford Brimley Whitney Houston Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas |
Rudyard Cryptling Steve Jobs Roger Ebert Peter Falk Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Larry Hagman Fats Domino Jack Kevorkian Terry Jones ***Non-Celebrity*** Stan Musial |
Sales Of A Deathman Luise Rainer Mitch Miller Beverly Cleary Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn J.D. Salinger Reverand Sun Myung Moon Dick Clark |
Sharon McDeath Peter Falk Roger Ebert Louis Farrakahn Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro J.D. Salinger Amy Winehouse Art Linkletter Mitch Miller |
Shrivelry Is Dead Ernest Borgnine June Lockhart Doris Day Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Bob Feller Pat Summerall Adam West Bob Barker Rip Taylor |
SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor Andy Griffith Barbara Billingsley Betty Ford Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark |
Sitcom Stars Say So Long Jim Nabors Ann B. Davis Harry Morgan Russell Johnson Andy Griffith Barbara Billingsley Rose Marie George Lindsey William Schallert Dwayne Hickman Jean Stapleton Betty Garrett |
Sleeping With The Fishes Meinhardt Raabe Billy Graham Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart Little Jimmy Dickens Tony Martin Harry Morgan ***Non-Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas |
Soon 2B Soilent Green Harry Morgan Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Peter Falk Margaret Thatcher John Wooden Rose Marie Charles Durning Robert Byrd Carol Channing |
Sorry I Can't Make It, But Man, I'm Just DEAD Bobby Doerr James Garner Celeste Holm Stan Musial Phyllis Diller Carl Reiner Helen Thomas Lena Horne Barbara Billingsley ------------------ |
Soulfulstrut Fidel Castro Lil Wayne Don Cornelius Oscar de la Hoya Roger Ebert Mickey Rooney Robin Williams Julius Irving John Travolta Prince Harry Clint Eastwood Owen Wilson |
Stiff Competition Dick Clark Beverly Cleary Wavy Gravy Dennis Hastert Art Linkletter John Madden Johnny Mathis Nancy Reagan William Schallert Andy Williams Alan Young |
Stone Cold Peter Falk James Arness Mitch Miller Goldie Hawn Gene Wilder Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Bob Barker Betty White Betty Ford |
Styx and Headstones Ariel Sharon Frank Cady George Beverly Shea John Wooden Peter Falk Whitney Houston Yitzhak Shamir Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Styx Crossing Mike Wallace ***Non-Celebrity*** Dolores Hope Betty Ford Al Davis Fidel Castro Joe Paterno Elizabeth Taylor Kirk Douglas Amy Winehouse Anthony Keidis |
Taxes: The Preferred Certainty Kim Jong Il Betty Ford Margaret Thatcher Zsa Zsa Gabor Sid Caesar Dick Clark George Steinbrenner John Wooden Steve Jobs Stephen Hawking |
Team AshCream Bob Barker Betty Ford Annette Funicello Jerry Lewis Nancy Reagan Elizabeth Taylor Phyllis Diller Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Team Dirt Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Little Richard Merle Haggard Elizabeth Taylor Zsa Zsa Gabor Harry Morgan Annette Funicello |
That's Turrible Fidel Castro John Wooden George Steinbrenner Pat Summerall Ariel Sharon Margaret Thatcher Larry Hagman Bob Feller Elizabeth Taylor Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. |
The "Ex" File Alvaro Uribe Kirk Douglas Sherwood Schwartz John Wooden Gloria Stuart Herman Wouk Jack Klugman Fidel Castro Jimmy Carter |
The Angels Are Waiting For You Stan Musial Seve Ballesteros Art Linkletter John Wooden Robert Byrd Mickey Rooney Dino De Laurentiis Jack LaLanne Sid Caesar Jayne Meadows |
The Baby Crushers Ruby Muhammad Dolores Hope Harry Morgan Mitch Miller Peter Falk Frank Cady Art Linkletter Eli Wallach Carl Reiner |
The Brew Crew Ernest Borgnine Amy Winehouse Andy Griffith John Wooden Bob Newhart Larry Hagman George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Sam Elliot Bob Barker Chyna Fats Domino |
The Crypt Kicker 3 Sidney Poitier Jackie Cooper Anita Bryant Elizabeth Taylor John Forsythe Don Rickles Betty White Robert Byrd Margaret Thatcher Prince Philip Dick Clark |
The Dapper Flapper ***Non-Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller Little Richard Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Sherwood Schwartz Sparky Anderson |
The Dead Contenders ***Non-Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs ***Non-Celebrity*** Fidel Castro Kim Jong Il ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Seve Ballesteros Michael Foot Betty Ford |
The Dead Zone Kirk Douglas John Forsythe Ben Gazzara Billy Graham Art Linkletter Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Mickey Rooney Margaret Thatcher |
The Fifth Season ***Non-Celebrity*** Bob Barker John Wooden Sherwood Schwartz Ariel Sharon Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine C. Everett Koop Allan Arbus |
The Grim Reaper Says Art Linkletter Mike Wallace Betty Ford John Wooden Peter Falk Al Davis Mitch Miller |
The Iceman Cometh Ariel Sharon Hosni Mubarak John Wooden Robert Byrd Jean Stapleton ***Non-Celebrity*** Mitch Miller Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) J.D. Salinger |
The Other Kabul Death Squad Steve Jobs Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** Kim Jong Il Ariel Sharon Art Linkletter Betty Ford Ronnie Biggs |
The Pack of 101 Renegade Peek-a-poos Larry Flynt John Wooden Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Scott Weiland Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Kelsey Grammer Van Morrison Keith Richards Pat Buchanan Betty Ford |
The Permanent Siesta Christian Slater Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Monty Hall Jerry Lewis Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Tara Reid John Paul Stevens Robert Byrd |
The Salmon Mousse John Wooden Kirk Douglas Osama Bin Laden Art Linkletter Seve Ballesteros Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Jack Klugman |
The Shish-Ka-Robs Olivia de Havilland Barbara Billingsley Frances Reid Stan Musial Al Molinaro Esther Williams Bob Sheppard Frank Robinson Norman Lear Carol Channing ***Non-Celebrity*** |
The Worms Play Pinocle On Your Snout Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Kim Jong Il Amy Winehouse Louis Farrakahn George Steinbrenner Nelson Mandela Gore Vidal John Wooden |
They're Gonna Flatline in 09 Mickey Rooney John Wooden Al Davis ***Non-Celebrity*** Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Ariel Sharon Nancy Reagan |
Time's Up Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Art Linkletter Kitty Wells Sherwood Schwartz Andy Griffith Ann B. Davis Dick Clark Billy Graham Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas Lena Horne |
Toe Tag You're It John Wooden Olivia de Havilland Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas Robert Byrd Rose Marie Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Carl Reiner Maureen O'Hara |
Tombstone Shoppers Kirk Douglas John Wooden Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Mitch Miller Sherwood Schwartz Annette Funicello Olivia de Havilland |
Top Of The Reap Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Esther Williams Kirk Douglas Mitch Miller Dolores Hope |
Twilight Zone NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! |
Uncle Floyd's Dirty List Sid Caesar Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Stephen Hawking Noam Chomsky Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda John Forsythe Harry Morgan J.D. Salinger |
Voluptuous Vultures Kirk Douglas Liza Minnelli Amy Winehouse Yitzhak Shamir Dick Cheney Harry Morgan Dick Clark ***Non-Celebrity*** Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Keith Richards |
Waiting to Push Daisies John Wooden Art Linkletter George Beverly Shea Billy Graham Kitty Wells Barbara Billingsley Frank Cady Tony Martin Mickey Rooney Russell Johnson Tony Curtis |
Wanted Dead or .. Dead Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Non-Celebrity*** Roger Ebert Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** Nelson Mandela Sandra Day O'Connor Gloria Stuart |
Wanted Ded or Alive Adam West Rod Stewart Rob Sneider Amy Winehouse Patrick Stewart Keith Richards Michael J. Fox Paul Hogan Fatboy Slim Woody Allen John Carpenter Michael Moore |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive Gary Coleman Hal Holbrook Richard Petty Don Rickles Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan Norman Lear Mike Lookinland Sherwood Schwartz Barack Obama John McCain |
We Can Seat You Now Gloria Stuart Mitch Miller Art Linkletter Fidel Castro Norman Lloyd Deanna Durbin Ernest Borgnine Betty Garrett Mickey Rooney Carol Channing |
We Hope That These People Die Jack Kevorkian Robert Byrd Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Roger Ebert George Steinbrenner Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson Larry Hagman David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman |
Why So Seriously Dead? Fidel Castro Nanette Fabray Peter Falk Billy Graham Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Eva Marie Saint Neil Simon Larry Storch Margaret Thatcher Rip Torn Eli Wallach |
Wishful Thinking Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Bill O'Reilly Rush Limbaugh Rachel Ray Dr. Phil McGraw Sharon Osbourne Tyra Banks Steve Wilkos |
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Year Of The Living Dead Sargent Shriver Eli Wallach Art Linkletter Jack LaLanne Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland ------------------ |
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