The Guys' Picks!
I'm stiff

1. MITCH MILLER - Croak along with Mitch

2. BILLY GRAHAM - That's the way the cracker crumbles.

3. ART LINKLETTER - Eulogizers say the darndest things.

4. RICARDO MONTALBON - Escape From The Planet Of The Apes.

5. MEL BROOKS - Life Stinks.

6. SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ - Here's a story...of an old Producer.

7. ERNEST BORGNINE - It a Black Hole fella.

8. ROGER MOORE - Die and Let Die.

9. PETER FALK - Pardon me ma'am, but I'm a gonner.

10. HARVEY KORMAN - We're so glad we had this time together..... (Died 5/29/08)

11. EARTHA KITT - She's got to be up to at least 8.5 lives by now.(Died 12/25/08)

12. JACK KLUGMAN - How about another game of pool tubby?

13. JONATHAN WINTERS - Nah, you'll probably win this time.


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