The O.B.E. Memorial
Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2008 O.B.E. ENTRIES
The O.B.E. Memorial
Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2008 O.B.E.
ENTRIES
#1 Exoendo Zuzubar (Supergods) Betty Ford John Forsythe Nelson Mandela ***Non-Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs Yitzhak Shamir Johnny "Lam" Jones Zsa Zsa Gabor |
007 License To Die Mitch Miller Stephen Stills George Martin Sherwood Schwartz John Forsythe John Wooden Mike Wallace Jack Kevorkian |
A Fine And Private Place Magda Olivero Manoel de Oliveira Miep Gies Run Run Shaw Oscar Niemeyer Luise Rainer Norman Corwin Claude Levi-Strauss Jacques Barzun |
Adios Amigos Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Farrah Fawcett John Forsythe Marilyn Horne Guy Hunt Johnny "Lam" Jones ***Non-Celebrity*** "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Ariel Sharon ***Non-Celebrity*** Sandra Yow |
Agra's Ace Of Spades Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Dick Clark Walter Cronkite Richard Dawson Betty Ford Margot Kidder C. Everett Koop Sherwood Schwartz Gore Vidal Eli Wallach |
Alfred Lord Heinous Farrah Fawcett Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Jim Otto ***Non-Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Phil Carey |
All English Wooden Overcoat Club Margaret Thatcher Alex Higgins Michael Foot Norman Wisdom Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking Max Bygraves Sir Bobby Robson Sir Alec Bedser Dick Francis Denis Healy Vera Lynn |
All Star Cadavars John Wooden John Mackey Clarence "Ace" Parker Pat Summerall Muhammad Ali George Steinbrenner Monte Irvin Earl Weaver Willie McCovey Vin Scully Pete Pihos |
Almost Wolff Kirk Douglas Oscar Niemeyer Phyllis Diller Betty Ford Robert Byrd Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Amy Winehouse Farrah Fawcett George Steinbrenner Ruby Muhammad |
Annie's Oakleys VI - Deep VI'ed Elizabeth Taylor George Jones J.D. Salinger Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Charlie Daniels Miep Gies Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Architectural Deathwish 2008 Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Betty Ford Farrah Fawcett Dolores Hope Elizabeth Taylor Dick Clark Walter Cronkite Kirk Douglas J.D. Salinger Ariel Sharon |
ATE IT Mary Tyler Moore Willie Nelson Tony Curtis Regis Philbin Les Paul Soupy Sales Ariel Sharon Henry Kissenger Larry King Fidel Castro Ed McMahon |
Attack of El Muerto Gigante ***Non-Celebrity*** B. B. King Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman John Forsythe Jack Kevorkian Ariel Sharon Miep Gies |
Bakers Deadly Dozen John Forsythe Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Betty Ford John Wooden Karl Malden Fidel Castro Yitzhak Shamir |
Beat The Odds Frank Cady Huey Long Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter Ted Kennedy Bob Barker Tom Bosley Charlotte Rae Andy Griffith |
Beulah Bondi Zsa Zsa Gabor Rose Marie Ann B. Davis Doris Day Gloria Stuart Annette Funicello Elizabeth Taylor Patty Andrews Farrah Fawcett Barbara Billingsley Patricia Anne Priest |
Boney Reapers Ruth Bader Ginsburg Dick Clark Matt Groening Garrett Morris Carl Reiner John Paul Stevens Jim Nabors William Shatner James Brolin John Madden John Wooden Frankie Valli |
Boris and Sasha Fidel Castro Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Jack LaLanne Ray Bradbury J.D. Salinger Abe Vigoda Meinhardt Raabe Maureen O'Hara Luise Rainer |
Boyz From The Burbs Sherwood Schwartz Walter Cronkite Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Magic Johnson Robert MacNamara George Beverly Shea Margaret Thatcher |
Bring Out Y'er Dead Abe Vigoda Lauren Bacall Angela Lansbury Frances Reid Farrah Fawcett Kirk Douglas J.D. Salinger Les Paul Sir Bobby Charlton Harry Morgan Gough Whitlam Ian Brady |
Bucket Kickers Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney Dolores Hope Billy Graham Art Linkletter Paul Harvey Mitch Miller Betty Ford Ted Kennedy |
Cape Cadaver Alan Young Eleanor Mondale John Wooden Sid Caesar Frank Cady Ronnie Biggs Olivia de Havilland Louis Farrakahn ***Non-Celebrity*** Jake LaMotta |
Chefdevergue Oral Roberts Billy Graham George Beverly Shea Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Harry Morgan Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Juan Antonio Samaranch |
Chet & The Jets Fidel Castro Jack Kevorkian Farrah Fawcett John Forsythe Lou Jacobi Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Ruby Muhammad Pervez Musharraf |
Daisy Pusher-Uppers Don Pardo Dick Clark Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Ronald Neame Ruby Muhammad Frank Buckles Miep Gies Luise Rainer |
Dead For No Reason Dolores Hope June Havoc Art Linkletter Karl Malden Tony Martin Meinhardt Raabe Zsa Zsa Gabor Joan Fontaine Olivia de Havilland Harry Morgan |
Dead Guys R Us Queen Elizabeth II Dick Clark Bea Arthur Muhammad Ali Jack Kevorkian Hugh Hefner Zsa Zsa Gabor Barbara Billingsley George Steinbrenner Adam West Jake "The Snake" Roberts Doyle Brunson |
Death Be Their Mate In 08 Pat Summerall Fidel Castro Elizabeth Taylor Eli Wallach John Wooden Ariel Sharon Al Davis Farrah Fawcett Mickey Rooney Walter Cronkite Vinko Boggtaj |
Death By Chocolate Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Jack Kevorkian Tariq Aziz Farrah Fawcett Louis Farrakahn John Forsythe ***Non-Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas |
Death To All George Steinbrenner Farrah Fawcett Zsa Zsa Gabor Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Sargent Shriver Fidel Castro John Forsythe Sir Bobby Robson |
Deathstar Ernest Borgnine Donald Sutherland Keith Richards Pete Doherty Amy Winehouse Jimmy Carter Elizabeth Taylor Dom Deluise Paul Prudhomme Nick Nolte Mikhail Gorbachev Margaret Thatcher |
Dee Dee Deadner Betty Ford Jack Kevorkian Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham B. B. King John Forsythe Art Linkletter Gloria Stuart |
Delta Death Sqaud Mitch Miller Sargent Shriver Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Bob Feller Ernest Hollings Dennis Hastert Jack Klugman |
DirtKnappers Dick Clark Roger Ebert Farrah Fawcett Henry Kissenger Karl Malden Harry Morgan Paul Orndorff (Mr. Wonderful) Joyce Randolph Nancy Reagan Larry Storch |
Dirty Bakers Dozen Ed Asner Owen Wilson Britney Spears Hugh Hefner Ted Kennedy Larry Hagman Jimmy Carter Ernest Borgnine Mickey Rooney Amy Winehouse Ricardo Montalban Whitney Houston |
Diva De La Muerta Britney Spears Hugh Hefner Dolores Hope Zsa Zsa Gabor Roger Ebert Billy Graham Fidel Castro Harry Morgan Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller James Earl Jones Martin Landau |
Dr. Evil John Wooden Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Billy Graham Karl Malden Gloria Stuart Dolores Hope Jack Kevorkian |
Driggs Death Watchers Gloria Stuart Farrah Fawcett Ricardo Montalban Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Luise Rainer John Wooden Fidel Castro |
Dust2Dust ***Non-Celebrity*** Farrah Fawcett Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Jim Nabors Roger Ebert Frances Reid Jim Wright Sid Caesar |
El Muerte De Las Estrellas Nancy Reagan Betty Ford Mickey Rooney Wilford Brimley Dick Clark Dolores Hope Fidel Castro Billy Graham Art Linkletter Elizabeth Taylor Ernest Borgnine Roger Ebert |
Esprit D'Scorpse George Bush Sr. Lindsay Lohan John Mack Carter George Shultz Bob Dole Nancy Reagan Helen Gurley-Brown Mary Tyler Moore Betty Ford Louie Anderson Carol Channing |
Et Tu Corpus Walter Cronkite Hal Holbrook Karl Malden John Forsythe John Paul Stevens Hugh Downs Gene Barry Andy Dick Andy Griffith |
Everlasting Lifelessness Nusrat Bhutto Sarah Brady George W. Bush ***Non-Celebrity*** Pervez Musharraf ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman ***Non-Celebrity*** |
Feed My Tree, Biatch Roger Ebert Luise Rainer Ronald Isley Fidel Castro Bea Arthur Mickey Rooney ***Non-Celebrity*** Nawaz Sharif Kirk Douglas J.D. Salinger Miep Gies Les Paul |
Fireaters Ariel Sharon Betty Ford Fidel Castro Dolores Hope John Wooden Sid Caesar Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Rose Marie Reverand Sun Myung Moon Willie Mays Jayne Meadows |
Forever Inert Sargent Shriver Karl Malden Osama Bin Laden John Glenn Gore Vidal Bob Feller Walter Cronkite John Wooden Don Pardo John Paul Stevens |
Free Spirits Teri Garr Ricardo Montalban Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor George Beverly Shea Mel Brooks Paul Harvey Billy Graham Kitty Wells Walter Cronkite Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine |
Geritol Gangstas Strike Out Fidel Castro Walter Cronkite Lonny Frey Billy Graham Tommy Henrich Jerry Lewis Mitch Miller Ron Santo Ariel Sharon Bill Werber |
Ghouls Rush In! Amy Winehouse Abe Vigoda Kirk Douglas Ernest Borgnine Karl Malden ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Fidel Castro Farrah Fawcett Betty Ford Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Frances Reid |
Give An Obolus To Charon Claude Levi-Strauss Fidel Castro Robert MacNamara Stephen Hawking Liza Minnelli ***Non-Celebrity*** Annette Funicello Yasuhiro Nakasone |
Go To The Light Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Terry Bradshaw Henry Winkler Al Davis Ed McMahon Russell Johnson Charlotte Rae Willie Mays Marion Barry |
Go To The Light! Kirk Douglas Ariel Sharon Farrah Fawcett John Forsythe Billy Graham Carl Reiner Karl Malden Ernest Borgnine Nelson Mandela J.D. Salinger Pete Seeger |
Goatsucker George T.D. Moore (No AP Obit) ***Non-Celebrity*** Farrah Fawcett Eunice Kennedy-Shriver King Norodom Sihanouk Ali Khamenei Fidel Castro |
God Death Us, Every One Art Linkletter Les Paul Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Pete Seeger Reverand Sun Myung Moon Fidel Castro Arnold Palmer Larry Hagman Dolores Hope Karl Malden |
Going Going Gone Nelson Mandela Mike Wallace Eli Wallach Barbara Billingsley Ann Rutherford Phyllis Diller Celeste Holm Pierre Cardin June Havoc Louis Jourdan James Mitchell Jennifer Jones |
Gone With The Wind Margaret O'Brien Harry Morgan Dolores Hope Mitch Miller Karl Malden Art Linkletter Barbara Billingsley Mickey Rooney Eleanor Parker Jackie Cooper Billy Graham Mike Wallace |
Grabberlime Frank Cady Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Farrah Fawcett Ariel Sharon Bilawel Zardari Mitch Miller Sargent Shriver |
Grapes Louis Farrakahn Britney Spears Billy Graham Pervez Musharraf Ariel Sharon Dick Cheney Zsa Zsa Gabor Farrah Fawcett Art Linkletter Walter Cronkite Sargent Shriver Eunice Kennedy-Shriver |
Graveyard Smashers Dick Cavett Al Davis Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Sherwood Schwartz Melvin Van Peebles John Wooden Efrem Zimbalist Jr. |
Grim Reaper's Clients Kirk Douglas Louis Farrakahn John Madden Britney Spears Paris Hilton Mike Tyson Dick Cheney Billy Graham Ruby Muhammad Claude Levi-Strauss Keith Richards 50 Cent |
Groovy Ghoulies Jim Nabors Ruby Muhammad John W. Finn ***Non-Celebrity*** Huey Long Andrew Wyeth Walter Cronkite Luise Rainer Malcolm Scott Carpenter Jean Darling |
Gussethunters Larry King Hank Aaron Zsa Zsa Gabor Norman Wisdom Jimmy Carter Mickey Rooney Elizabeth Taylor Amy Winehouse Alex Higgins Don Arden (died 7/21/2007) Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine |
Harrison W. Ariel Sharon Sherwood Schwartz Billy Graham Hugh Hefner Dolores Hope Abe Vigoda Ted Kennedy Queen Elizabeth II Fats Domino Miep Gies |
He Who Laughs Last Jack Klugman Andy Rooney Barbara Billingsley Chevy Chase June Lockhart Meinhardt Raabe Hulk Hogan Mickey Rooney Soupy Sales Brian Dennehy Maureen O'Hara |
Homeward Bound Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Olivia de Havilland Karl Malden Willie Mays Cardinal Angelo Sodano Muhammad Ali Les Paul Kirk Douglas |
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Nancy Reagan Britney Spears Farrah Fawcett Dick Clark Billy Graham Jack LaLanne Fidel Castro Betty Ford George Steinbrenner Mickey Rooney Hugh Hefner |
I See Dead People John Forsythe Art Linkletter Liza Minnelli Peter O'Toole Harry Morgan Mitch Miller Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Karl Malden |
I Still Miss Dean Martin Karl Frenzel Luise Danz Erich Priebke James Hodgson William Saxbe Charles Manson William Heirens Dick Cheney |
If It Bleeds It Leads Farrah Fawcett Margaret Thatcher Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Roger Ebert Alan Greenspan Amy Winehouse Betty Ford Roy Horn Meinhardt Raabe Jerry Maren |
I'm A Beriever Jack Klugman Verne Troyer Danny Bonaduce Kirk Douglas Jack Kevorkian Gary Coleman Johnny "Lam" Jones Jerry Lewis Jack LaLanne David Crosby Elizabeth Taylor |
I'm Not Dead Yet Betty Ford Al Molinaro George Steinbrenner Farrah Fawcett Billy Graham Fidel Castro Yitzhak Shamir Margaret Thatcher Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Art Linkletter Jack Kevorkian |
It's Better By Chocolate Miep Gies Beverly Cleary Robert MacNamara C. Everett Koop I.M. Pei Lena Horne Sherwood Schwartz Henry Heimlich Ray Bradbury Earl Scruggs Jim Nabors |
It's Nothing Personal But I Hope You Die Fidel Castro Eric Sykes Sir Bobby Robson Farrah Fawcett Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Danny LaRue Prince Philip Michael Foot Mickey Rooney Ronnie Biggs Betty Ford Loretta Lynn |
Jackalope Ghost Ariel Sharon Farrah Fawcett Mickey Rooney Billy Graham John Forsythe Robert Byrd Louis Farrakahn |
Karen's Cadavers Farrah Fawcett Britney Spears Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Frances Reid Amy Winehouse Courtney Love Bob Dylan Mickey Rooney |
KILLJOY Karla Homolka Britney Spears Ian Brady John Travolta Fidel Castro Stephen King Terry Pratchett Liza Minnelli Hugh Hefner Les Paul Ariel Sharon Shane McGowan |
Knocking On Heaven's Door Fidel Castro Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** Dolores Hope Yitzhak Shamir Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar Jack Kevorkian |
LeRon McDeath Ruby Muhammad Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart Willem Kolff Mitch Miller Karl Malden Art Linkletter Fidel Castro George Steinbrenner Liza Minnelli |
Lifeless Joe Jackson Larry Storch Fidel Castro Sherwood Schwartz Johnny "Lam" Jones Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar John Wooden Art Linkletter Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas |
Made Late In '08 Fidel Castro George Bush Sr. Gloria Stuart Mickey Rooney Doris Day Sherwood Schwartz ***Non-Celebrity*** Margaret Thatcher Charles Manson Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas Meatloaf |
Martha Pearl Miep Gies Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Fidel Castro Britney Spears Ariel Sharon Stephen Hawking ***Non-Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Mary Widow Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Farrah Fawcett Miep Gies Ronnie Biggs Art Linkletter Sherwood Schwartz John Wooden |
Meet Your Maker Hugues Cuenod Ratu Ilolio Kazuo Ohno Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Bob Feller Ronnie Biggs F.W. DeKlerk Oral Roberts Meinhardt Raabe |
Metsie 62 Ariel Sharon Farrah Fawcett Eunice Kennedy-Shriver David Rockefeller Stan Musial John Wooden Bob Sheppard Tony Martin Karl Malden Roger Ebert Betty Ford |
Mhor Rioghain (Queen O The Dead) Pete Doherty Mary Kate Olsen Zsa Zsa Gabor Mickey Rooney Alain Robert Jenna Jamieson George Clayton Johnson Robert Hanssen Mickey Rourke Pamela Anderson Donald Sutherland |
Miss Conduct Andy Rooney Abe Vigoda Mickey Rooney Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Sid Caesar Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark Annette Funicello |
Mistress of Doom Kirk Douglas Betty Ford Robert Blake Farrah Fawcett Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Joe Eszterhas |
Morbid Mindy Sylvia Browne Patricia Dunn Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Stephen Hawking Billy Graham Scott Hamilton Ariel Sharon Amy Winehouse |
Morbid Miniatures Ruby Muhammad Dolores Hope Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman ***Non-Celebrity*** Tommy Henrich Luise Rainer Oscar Niemeyer Miep Gies Osama Bin Laden |
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Ronnie Hawkins Jane Russell Jack Kevorkian Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Andy Griffith Mike Wallace John Forsythe Owen Wilson Larry King |
Mourning Stiffies Ozzy Osbourne Dick Cheney Joe Paterno Diego Maradona Keith Richards Fidel Castro Wavy Gravy Robbie Maddison Hugh Hefner Mother Angelica Kirk Douglas |
Moving On Up Betty Ford Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Oral Roberts Don Pardo Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Marjorie Lord Jane Russell J.D. Salinger Billy Graham Harry Morgan |
Mr. C Barbara Billingsley Al Molinaro Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Ariel Sharon Ronnie Biggs Shammi Kapoor Geraldine Ferraro Ron Santo Roger Ebert Stephen Hawking Diego Maradona |
Norwegian Blue (Beautiful Plumage) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Ariel Sharon Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Larry Hagman Patty Andrews Boutros Boutros-Ghali Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert Mugabe |
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Sherwood Schwartz Gloria Stuart Jack Kevorkian Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Billy Graham Ariel Sharon Betty Ford Farrah Fawcett Amy Winehouse Claude Levi-Strauss Kirk Douglas |
Nowunyung Lou Albano Joe Paterno Bud Grant Paul Hornung Sam Huff Ted Lindsay Milt Schmidt Henri Richard Frank Robinson Muhammad Ali Robert Joe Conrad |
One Foot In The Grave Claude Levi-Strauss Johannes Heesters Ruby Muhammad Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Billy Graham King Norodom Sihanouk ***Non-Celebrity*** |
Pirates of Putrification Betty Ford Farrah Fawcett Britney Spears Owen Wilson Mitch Miller Billy Graham Fidel Castro Osama Bin Laden Ariel Sharon Gloria Stuart Olivia de Havilland |
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz John Forsythe Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Elizabeth Taylor Farrah Fawcett Roger Ebert Stephen Hawking Kirk Douglas Art Linkletter Margaret Thatcher Louis Farrakahn |
Poppyseed Love Elizabeth Taylor Kirk Douglas Muhammad Ali Tommy Lasorda Henry Kissenger Zsa Zsa Gabor Nancy Reagan Prince Philip Betty Ford James Garner |
Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Farrah Fawcett Billy Graham Abdul Aziz al-Hakim ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Roger Ebert George T.D. Moore (No AP Obit) |
Quiet RiotMortis Sid Caesar Dom Deluise Fats Domino Kirk Douglas Louis Farrakahn Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Artie Lange Linda Lavin Andy Rooney Mickey Rooney Mike Tyson |
Ranchers Betty Ford Cher Farrah Fawcett Fidel Castro Bobby Brown Muhammad Ali Larry Hagman Harry Morgan Rose Marie John Forsythe Walter Cronkite |
Rastafarian Mormons From Mars Claude Levi-Strauss Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Les Paul John Forsythe Ariel Sharon King Norodom Sihanouk Patricia Neal Robert Mugabe Conrad Bain |
Raven Phil Carey Farrah Fawcett Lou Henson Guy Hunt Meatloaf Nawaz Sharif Britney Spears ***Non-Celebrity*** Asif Ali Zardari |
Ref Calls Time Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Britney Spears Harry Morgan Jim Nabors John Forsythe Soupy Sales Rose Marie |
RHINO Funeral Business Carol Channing Henry Kissenger Fidel Castro Betty Ford Ted Kennedy Bob Barker Walter Cronkite Wilford Brimley Whitney Houston Muhammad Ali |
Rudyard Cryptling Jack Kevorkian Abe Vigoda Sid Caesar Mickey Rooney Ginger Baker Don Pardo Les Paul Walter Cronkite Britney Spears Harry Morgan |
Sales of a Deathman Edward Upward Barbara Kent Luise Rainer Mitch Miller Willard Wirtz Daniel Schorr Zsa Zsa Gabor Mary Travers |
Sharon McDeath Oscar Niemeyer Farrah Fawcett Claude Levi-Strauss Dolores Hope George Beverly Shea Miep Gies Billy Graham John Wooden |
Sheela Eton Barbara Bush Jimmy Carter June Havoc Kirk Douglas Lindsay Lohan Nancy Reagan Ruby Dee B. B. King Andy Griffith Dick Van Dyke Paula Abdul Amy Winehouse |
SickPuppy_NOLA Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Barbara Billingsley George Gaynes Walter Cronkite Art Linkletter Joseph Wapner Betty Ford Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Mike Wallace |
Simpson's Stiffs Zsa Zsa Gabor Ethel Kennedy Frank Cady Mitch Miller Hank Locklin John Wooden Andrew Wyeth ***Non-Celebrity*** Claude Levi-Strauss Ariel Sharon |
Sleeping With The Fishes Meinhardt Raabe Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Billy Graham Annette Funicello Little Jimmy Dickens George Steinbrenner William Hilton Farrah Fawcett |
Sleepy In L.A. Eli Wallach Barack Obama Phyllis Diller Robert MacNamara Henry Kissenger Amy Winehouse Richard Dawson John Travolta Nancy Reagan Artie Lange Aretha Franklin |
Snug With The Slugs Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Mickey Rooney Karl Malden B. B. King Sid Caesar Ricardo Montalban Sherwood Schwartz Norman Lear Garry Marshall |
Soon 2B Soilent Green Paul Harvey Jack Klugman John Forsythe Mitch Miller Al Davis Eli Wallach Rose Marie Lauren Bacall Kirk Douglas Betty Ford Billy Graham |
Soulful Strut Fidel Castro Alex Trebek David Gest David Hasselhoff Michael Vick Amy Winehouse ***Non-Celebrity*** Bob Cousy Mike Lookinland Louis Farrakahn Doc Severinsen Les Paul |
South Pacific Valkyries Karl Malden John Wooden John Forsythe Ruby Muhammad Harry Morgan Farrah Fawcett Jack LaLanne Art Linkletter Lena Horne |
Stiff Competition Fidel Castro Dick Clark Beverly Cleary Wavy Gravy Earle Hyman Art Linkletter Nancy Reagan William Schallert Peter A. Thomas Andy Williams Alan Young |
Stone Cold Irwin Corey Jim Nabors Sid Caesar Karl Malden Edd Byrnes Betsy Palmer Mitch Miller Maureen O'Hara Dick Clark Betty Ford Fidel Castro Jake LaMotta |
Suburban Commando Death Sqaud Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Jack Klugman Ricardo Montalban Harry Morgan Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Billy Graham Betty Ford Ariel Sharon Bobby "The Brain" Heenan |
Suicide Bonger David Hasselhoff Michael J. Fox Prince Philip Condoleezza Rice Esther Williams Jenna Jamieson Julie Andrews Keith Richards Christopher Plummer Peter O'Toole Dennis Hopper Nouri Al-Maliki |
Team Dirt ***Non-Celebrity*** Eunice Kennedy-Shriver ***Non-Celebrity*** Jack Kevorkian Ratu Ilolio Fidel Castro Ali Khamenei Ruby Muhammad Ariel Sharon Muhammad Ali Patrick Moore |
Team Zissou Kirk Douglas Amy Winehouse Fidel Castro B. B. King Abe Vigoda Nancy Reagan J.D. Salinger Betty Ford Bob Barker |
That's Turrible Muhammad Ali Ann B. Davis Fidel Castro Elizabeth Taylor Ariel Sharon Pat Summerall Pope Benedict XVI George Bush Sr. George Steinbrenner Margaret Thatcher Larry Hagman Bob Feller |
The Angels Are Waiting For You John W. Finn Johannes Heesters George McAfee Edgar Ray Killeen Billy Graham Elliott Carter Harry Bernstein Cardinal Alfons Stickler (died 12/12/07) Robert MacNamara |
The Baby Crushers Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Ruby Muhammad Jack Kevorkian Harry Morgan Karl Malden Mitch Miller Frank Cady John Wooden Luise Rainer Irwin Corey |
The Black List Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert MacNamara Harry Morgan Pat Summerall John Wooden Betty Ford Billy Graham Fidel Castro Art Linkletter Nelson Mandela Phyllis Diller |
The Brew Crew John Wooden Paul Harvey Bob Barker Bea Arthur Richard Attenborough Amy Winehouse Scott Weiland Billy Graham Stan Musial Todd Bridges Dick Clark Fats Domino |
The Dead Zone Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis Steven Tyler Joe Perry Adam West Alan Greenspan Kevin Federline Roy Disney Joe Namath Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Carter |
The End Is Near John Wooden Zsa Zsa Gabor John Forsythe Ruby Muhammad Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Sargent Shriver Ronnie Biggs Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Jack Kevorkian |
The Final Cut Brian Wilson Lena Horne B. B. King Lou Holtz Rupert Murdoch Lauren Bacall Richard Chamberlin Richard Speck (died 12/5/91) John Wayne Gacy (died 5/10/94) Nelson Mandela Bill Daily Richard Dawson |
The Grim Reaper Says Dolores Hope Art Linkletter Karl Malden Lou Jacobi Mike Wallace Betty Ford B. B. King John Wooden |
The Iceman Cometh Fidel Castro Yogi Berra Betty Ford Nancy Reagan John Wooden Christopher Lee Kirk Douglas Ariel Sharon Jean Stapleton Karl Malden John Forsythe Nelson Mandela |
The Q Dynasty Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Dick Clark Ariel Sharon Run Run Shaw Art Linkletter Larry Hagman Kirk Douglas Alan Young Claude Levi-Strauss |
The Real Axis Of Evil Pat Robertson Dick Cheney Bill O'Reilly Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia Donald Rumsfeld Tom DeLay Barbara Bush Rudy Guliani Ralph Reed |
The Shish-Ka-Robs Gloria Stuart Dan Rostenkowski Dave Brubeck Leroy Neiman John Anderson Lyndon LaRouche Corazon Aquino Mitzi Gaynor Juan Antonio Samaranch Henry Bloch Leontyne Price |
Time's Up Harry Morgan Mitch Miller Frances Reid Dick Clark Barbara Billingsley Zsa Zsa Gabor George Jones Loretta Lynn Billy Graham Alex Trebek Fidel Castro |
TJ's Death Grip Patricia Dunn Yitzhak Shamir Jack Kevorkian Ali Khamenei Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Captain Beefheart Marilyn Horne Larry Hagman Ronnie Biggs |
Toe Tag You're It Pinetop Perkins Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Monty Hall Karl Malden Walter Cronkite Robert Byrd Rose Marie John Wooden Ray Bradbury Pete Seeger |
Tombstone Shoppers Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Elizabeth Taylor Olivia de Havilland Robert Byrd Roger Ebert Amy Winehouse Rose Marie Karl Malden Pinetop Perkins Ariel Sharon Abe Vigoda |
Top Of The Reap Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Ricardo Montalban Esther Williams Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Mickey Rooney Kirk Douglas Mitch Miller Dolores Hope |
Usher Of The Crypt Carl Kasell John Madden Olivia de Havilland Miep Gies Art Linkletter ***Non-Celebrity*** Bill Werber Clairborne Pell Clarence "Ace" Parker |
Wanted Dead or Dead Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Britney Spears Zsa Zsa Gabor Bill Werber Roger Ebert Billy Graham Nelson Mandela Sandra Day O'Connor Mikhail Gorbachev |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive Art Bell Chuck Yeager Neil Armstrong Gary Coleman Hal Holbrook Andy Griffith Chuck Woolery Don Rickles Richard Petty George W. Bush |
We Can Seat You Now Gloria Stuart Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller Art Linkletter Zsa Zsa Gabor Karl Malden Fidel Castro |
We Hope That These People Die! Jack Kevorkian Robert Byrd Fidel Castro Luis Echeverría Álvarez Roger Ebert George Steinbrenner Louis Farrakahn |
We Will Miss You! Charles Durning Deanna Durbin Gale Storm Jack Klugman Kitty Wells Les Paul Little Jimmy Dickens Mickey Rooney Mitch Miller Wilford Brimley |
We, Who Have Died, Salute You Peter Graves Mickey Rooney Frank Cady Britney Spears Liza Minnelli Norman Lloyd Dale Robertson Willie Nelson Maureen O'Hara Regis Philbin Louis Jourdan |
Well, He Ain't Getting Any Deader Oral Roberts Walter Cronkite Yogi Berra Ariel Sharon Jake LaMotta Sargent Shriver David Rockefeller Jacques Barzun Paul Harvey |
What's So Funny 'Bout Death, Love, and Understanding? Conrad Bain Sid Caesar Bobby Doerr Celeste Holm Ed McMahon Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Stan Musial Luise Rainer Sherwood Schwartz George Beverly Shea |
Xray Executioners Harry Morgan Bob Barker Elizabeth Taylor Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro Ricardo Montalban Ariel Sharon Walter Cronkite Jack LaLanne |
Year of the Living Dead Sargent Shriver Eli Wallach Les Paul Art Linkletter Jack LaLanne Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Billy Graham Walter Cronkite |
For Heaven’s Sake Pick Some Real Celebrities Next Year |
You Gotta Berieve Ariel Sharon Art Linkletter Mitch Miller Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Billy Graham Les Paul Elizabeth Taylor |