THE STATS

For those of you sick enough to want to know how many Death Watchers picked certain would be mulch, this page is for you. The Guys at the O.B.E. have slaved and toiled with compass, slide rule, abacus and twelve pack to come up with these numbers. So, with little further fanfare, here they friggin' are:

Death Watchers from 34 states in the U.S. are playing as are players from four countires outside the U.S. The states represented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: AL (2), AZ (1), CA (14), CO (4), FL (7), GA (1), ID (1), IL (6), IN (4), KS (1), LA (4), MA (9), MD (7), ME (2), MI (6), MN (3), MO (5), MS (1), NC (1), NH (1), NJ (26), NY (9), OH (6), OR (4), PA (4), SC (2), SD (1), TN (3), TX (9), UT (1), VA (7), WA (1), WI (5), WV (1). The countries reprensented and the number of Death Watchers from each are: Austalia (4), Canada (4), England (4), and Germany (1). Finally, one Death Watcher plays from a U.S. military vessel. We have no idea where he may be at at this point in time.

173 lists were entered into the 2007 Old Blue Eyes Memorial Celebrity Death Watch. This should result in a total of 2,249 total names entered. However, 3 players entered lists that were short one pick. In addition 1 poor slob had both Gerald Ford and Saddam Hussein on their lists. They got to play the alternate but are still 1 position short. That means a toal of 4 lists are playing with only 12 picks. That also means that 4 pick postions have been eliminated, making the adjsuted total picks 2,245.

Speaking of alternate picks, 18 entries had Gerald Ford listed before he died in 2006, evoking the alternate. In addition 9 entries had Saddam Hussein listed before he died in 2006. 8 of those lists evoked the alternate. 1 such list also had Gerald Ford meaning a blank position is left on that list.

Of the 2,245 total picks entered, 562 different celebrities were picked to eat it by the end of 2007. The issue, as always, is that a handful of them had already eaten. Yup, 5 entries had a celebrity pick that was already dead (one each: Red Skelton, Jan Murray, Enos Slaughter, Roberta Weston, and Elisabeth Israel). That means we adjust the total active picks down to 557 different celebrities.

To recap, that's 173 entries listing a total of 557 individual celebrities picked to croak.

Of the 557 celebrities picked to buy the farm, 321 (57.7%) were on only one list (the Tad Szulcs), 82 (14.7%) were on only two lists (the double whammies), 53 (9.5%) were on three or four lists (the mortage a trois) and the remaining 101 (18.1%) were on five or more lists.

The number one pick this year was FIDEL CASTRO, bless his little Commie soul. The cigar chomping red appears on 106 (61.3%) lists . Coming up next in line is LADY BIRD JOHNSON. The Birdster appears on a meaty 78 (45.0%) lists. Our third most frequent pick was ARIEL SHARON. ARIEL appears on 62 (35.8%) lists.

As for the rest of the potential coffin stuffing... Well, the complete breakdown of celebrities, who the hell some of these no-names are, and how many players picked 'em is presented below for your viewing pleasure and intellectual (heh) edification.


The Celebrity

Why are they Celebrities?

How Many
Picked 'Em?

Fidel Castro
Made Convertable Bed?
106
Lady Bird Johnson
DEAD - Lydon's squeeze
78
Ariel Sharon
Israeli Tough Guy
62
Brooke Astor
DEAD - Philanthropist and Socialite
57
Kirk Douglas
Actor
55
Billy Graham
Evangelist
54
Tammy Faye Bakker
DEAD - Lots of make-up
46
Emiliano Mercado Del Toro
DEAD - Yet Another Old Dude
36
Charles Lane
DEAD - Actor
33
Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Dead
31
Farrah Fawcett
Actress. Well, Not Really
30
Betty Ford
Gerald's Wife
29
Muhammad Ali
Boxer
26
Art Linkletter
Comedian
25
Dick Clark
Very Old Teenager
25
Harry Morgan
Wife Beater
24
Charlton Heston
Gun Toting Actor
22
Estelle Getty
Actress Getty up and Go!
22
Elizabeth Taylor
Wacky Actress
21
Mickey Rooney
Short Actor
20
Dolores Hope
Bob's Gal
19
Karl Malden
Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell
19
John Wooden
Basketball Player
18
Mark Felt
Deep Throat (No, Not That One)
18
Jerry Lewis
Dean's Ex-Partner
17
Joey Bishop
DEAD - Last Rat Packer
17
Art Buchwald
DEAD - Writer
16
Walter Cronkite
News Guy
16
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Actress
16
John Forsythe
Actor
15
Margaret Thatcher
Former Prime Minister of Great Britain
15
Harold Pinter
Playwright
14
Julie Winnefred Bertrand
DEAD - World's Oldest Woman
14
Kitty Carlisle-Hart
DEAD - Game Show Chick
14
Abe Vigoda
Actor - Fish
13
Ernest Borgnine
Actor
13
Michael DeBakey
Heart Surgeon
13
Ruby Muhammad
Wife of Elijah Muhammad
13
Albert Hofmann
Discovered LSD
12
Bob Barker
Game Show Fur Activist
12
Jane Wyman
DEAD - Actress
12
Nicole Richie
Lionel's Daughter, Paris' Pal
12
Phyllis Diller
Comedian
12
Roger Ebert
Critic
12
Bill Walsh
DEAD - 49ers Coach
11
Claude Levi-Strauss
Anthropologist
11
Don Ho
DEAD - Hawaian Singer
11
Ernest Gallo
DEAD - Wine Maker
11
Phil Rizzuto
DEAD - Ball Player
11
Phyllis A. Whitney
Author
11
Suzanne Pleshette
Actress
11
Annette Funicello
Peanut Buttery Actress
10
Bobby Murcer
Baseball Player
10
Jesse Helms
Politiician
10
Luciano Pavarotti
DEAD - Tenor
10
Mitch Miller
Sing Along King
10
Olivia de Havilland
Actress
10
Ronnie Biggs
Great Train Robber
10
B. B. King
Musician
9
Eunice Kennedy-Shriver
Old Kennedy
9
Nancy Reagan
Ron's Wife
9
Richard Widmark
Actor
9
Sargent Shriver
Married a Kennedy
9
Sid Caesar
Comedian
9
Ed McMahon
Johnny's Lap Dog
8
Gloria Stuart
Actress
8
Robert Byrd
Former Klansman
8
Sam Dana
DEAD - Oldest Living NFL Player
8
Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman
Blind Terrorist (oops, we mean cleric)
8
Ted Kennedy
Old Drunk from Unlucky Family
8
Andy Rooney
Annoying 60 Minutes Guy
7
Dick Cheney
Politician
7
Frankie Laine
DEAD - Lounge Lizard Singer
7
George Beverly Shea
Gospel Singer
7
Les Paul
Guitar Guy
7
Andy Griffith
Matlock et al.
6
Bruce Bennett
DEAD - Actor
6
Courtney Love
Hole
6
Eli Wallach
Actor
6
Emma Tillman
DEAD - Oldest Living American
6
J.D. Salinger
A Catcher in the Rye
6
Jimmy Carter
Ex President
6
Johnny "Lam" Jones
Football Player
6
Louis Farrakahn
Racist
6
Rollie Stiles
DEAD - Baseball Player
6
Stephen Hawking
Smart Guy
6
Timothy Johnson
Senator From South Dakota
6
Abigail Van Buren (Pauline)
Dear Abby
5
Boris Yeltsin
DEAD - Russian Lush
5
Dan Fogelberg
DEAD - Singer and Song Writer
5
Gordon Hinckley
President of Mormon Church
5
Hugh Hefner
Matt's Idol
5
Jack LaLanne
Physical Fitness Guru
5
Larry Hagman
JR Did Shots
5
Miep Gies
Anne Frank's firend
5
Mike Wallace
60 Minutes dude
5
Nelson Mandela
Fella in Dashiki
5
Ray Bradbury
Author
5
Ricardo Montalban
Actor
5
Sammy Baugh
NFL Hall of Famer
5
Van Johnson
Actor
5
Al Davis
Football Coach
4
Eddie Robinson
DEAD - Football Coach - Grambling
4
Evel Knievel
DEAD - Daredevil
4
Former President Suharto
Political Leader
4
George Bush Sr.
Ex-President-Read Blue Lips
4
George Jones
Musician
4
Henry Kissenger
Talks Funny
4
Ian Brady
Moors Murderer
4
Jack Klugman
Actor Pull the Plug-man
4
Jake LaMotta
Boxer
4
June Callwood
DEAD - Author
4
Lindsay Lohan
Skank
4
Meinhardt Raabe
Munchkin (not Dunkin')
4
Norman Lloyd
Actor
4
Osama Bin Laden
Nasty ass
4
Peter O'Toole
Actor
4
Robert MacNamara
Former US Defence Secretary
4
Sherwood Schwartz
Producer
4
Studs Terkel
Chicago Columnist
4
Whitney Houston
Looney gal
4
Wilford Brimley
Actor
4
Barbara Billingsley
Actress
3
Benny Parsons
DEAD - NASCAR Announcer
3
Danny Bonaduce
Radio Personality/Former Partridge
3
Earl Butz
Former US Secretary of Agriculture
3
Eddy Arnold
Country Singer
3
Esther Williams
Wet Actress
3
Frances Reid
Actress in Days of Our Lives
3
George Steinbrenner
Yankee Dude
3
Jean Stapleton
Actress
3
John Drury
DEAD - News Anchor
3
John Glenn
Astronaut
3
John Goodman
Fat Actor
3
Larry Stewart
DEAD - Secret Santa
3
Lena Horne
Singer
3
Marcheline Bertrand
DEAD - Actress - Angelina Jolie's Mom
3
Martin Landau
Guy from Space 1999
3
Maureen O'Hara
Actress
3
Maurice Papon
DEAD - French Nazi War Criminal
3
Michael Brecker
DEAD - Sax Player
3
Michael J. Fox
Actor
3
Orlando Thomas
Footbal Player
3
Oscar Niemeyer
Architect
3
Ozzy Osbourne
Singer
3
Paul Harvey
Radio Guy
3
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen of England
3
Rose Marie
Actress/Comedian
3
Russell Johnson
The Professor
3
Ruth Graham
DEAD - Author-Billy's Chick
3
Stan Musial
Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man
3
Willie Mays
Say Hey
3
Yahweh ben Yahweh
DEAD - Nation of Yahweh Leader
3
Yone Minagawa
DEAD - Oldest Living Japanese Citizen
3
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Wrestler
2
50 Cent
We wouldn't give you a quarter
2
Abdul Qadeer Khan
Some Nutty Pakistani
2
Adam West
Actor - Batman
2
Alan Young
Actor, Voice Artist
2
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Russian Writer
2
Alex Higgins
Professional Snooker Palyer
2
Ali Khamenei
Some Ayatollah
2
Angela Lansbury
Murder We Wish
2
Ann B. Davis
Alice from the Brady Bunch
2
Anna Nicole Smith
DEAD - Large Breasted Gold Digger
2
Aretha Franklin
Singer
2
Arnold Palmer
Golfer
2
Arthur C. Clarke
Author
2
Beverly Cleary
Children's Book Author
2
Bill Cosby
Jello Pudding Guy
2
Bill O'Reilly
Blowhard
2
Blake Edwards
Writer, Director
2
Bob Dole
Politician
2
Bob Dylan
Singer
2
Boris Efimov
Soviet Cartoonist
2
Budd Schulberg
Screenwriter
2
C. Everett Koop
Former Surgeon General
2
Carlo Ponti
DEAD - Director
2
Carol Channing
Weird Looking Actress
2
Chuck Norris
Ass Kicker
2
Curtis Salgado
Blues and R&D Singer/Songwriter
2
Danny DeVito
Actor
2
Dick Gregory
Activist/Speaker/Humorist
2
Dom Deluise
Fat Comedian
2
Don Rickles
Comedian
2
Donald Rumsfeld
Something about Defense
2
Doris Day
Actress
2
Doyle Brunson
Poker Player
2
Fats Domino
Singer
2
Frank Cady
Actor
2
Guy Hunt
Former Govenor of Alabama
2
Henry Allingham
WW 1 Veteran
2
Huey Long
Inkspots Musician
2
Hugh Downs
Old News Guy
2
Jack Weil
Old CEO
2
Jane Russell
Actress
2
Jane Tomlinson
DEAD - Campaigner Against Cancer
2
Joan Fontaine
Actress
2
Joe Paterno
Penn State Football Coach
2
Jonathan Winters
Very Funny Nut Job
2
Joyce Randolph
Actress
2
June Havoc
Actress
2
Kurt Vonnegut
DEAD - Author
2
Larry Flynt
Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol
2
Larry King
Old Fart
2
Lauren Bacall
Actress - Bogie's Hoagie
2
Leona Helmsley
DEAD - Bitch
2
Loretta Lynn
Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister
2
Luise Rainer
Actress
2
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Funny Little Man
2
Mary Travers
Some Hippie Chick
2
Mary Tyler Moore
Actress
2
Mel Brooks
Comedian/Actor
2
Michael Foot
British Politician
2
Michael Moore
Did He Do "Super Size it?"
2
Michelangelo Antonioni
DEAD - Movie Director
2
Mohammed Deif
Hamas Military Leader
2
Monty Hall
"Let's Make A Deal" Dude
2
Norman Wisdom
English Actor and Comedian
2
Patricia Dunn
Former HP Charman of the Board
2
Phil Carey
Actor
2
Porter Wagoner
DEAD - Country Singer
2
Regis Philbin
Host
2
Reverand Sun Myung Moon
Moonie Guy
2
Ronnie Hawkins
Rockabilly Musician
2
Rosie O'Donnell
Why Why Why
2
Roy Disney
Walt's Nephew
2
Sandra Day O'Connor
Justice
2
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Rapper
2
Soupy Sales
Bad Comedian
2
Stan Zemanek
DEAD - Aussie Radio Broadcaster
2
Tommy Lee
Musician
2
Tony Bennett
Singer
2
Tony Martin
Singer/Married to Cyd Charisse
2
William Shatner
Kirk
2
Yogi Berra
Boo Boo's Pal
2
"Crazy Ray" Jones
DEAD - Dallas Cowboys "Mascot"
1
"Smokin' Joe" Frazier
Former Boxer
1
Adam Rich
Former Child Star (Eight is Enough)
1
Al Jaffee
MAD Magazine Guy
1
Al Molinaro
Character Actor
1
Alan Greenspan
Money Man
1
Alan Melvin
Actor
1
Alec Baldwin
Actor
1
Alfredo Di Stefano
Soccer Great
1
Allan Arbus
Actor
1
Andy Williams
Singer
1
Anita Page
Actress
1
Ann-Margret
Actress
1
Antonin Scalia
Court Dude
1
Antonio Pierro
DEAD - WWI Veteran
1
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor
1
Ashley Olsen
Half an Annoying Set
1
Augie Nieto
Founder, Life Fitness
1
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Osama's Honey
1
Barbara Bush
Georges Old Lady
1
Barbara Eden
We STILL Dream of Jeannie
1
Barbara J. West Dainton
DEAD - Titanic Survivor
1
Barbara Steisand
Very annoying lady
1
Ben Stein
Lawyer, economist, law professor, actor & comedian
1
Bess Myerson
Miss America 1945
1
Betty White
Golden Gal
1
Bill France Jr.
DEAD - Ex-Nascar President
1
Bill Hargrove
Bowler
1
Bill Kreutzmann
Grateful Dead Drummer
1
Bill Lynch Jr.
Democratic Party Strategist
1
Bill Werber
Baseball Player
1
Bo Diddley
Musicain
1
Bob Feller
Baseball Hall of Famer
1
Bob Kilby
1970s Speedway Rider
1
Bob Shepard
Yankees Announcer
1
Bob Woodruff
News Anchor
1
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Wrestler
1
Brittney Spears
Teen Singer
1
Buddy Guy
Blues Guitarist
1
Burt Bacharach
Singer and Songwriter
1
Butch van Breda Kolff
DEAD - Basketball Coach
1
Calvert DeForest
DEAD - Larry Bud Melman
1
Cardinal Angelo Sodano
Dean of The College of Cardinals
1
Cardinal Francis George
Archbishop of Chicago
1
Carlos Ramirez
Mayor of El Paso
1
Celeste Holm
Actress
1
Chad Varah
DEAD - Founded Samaritans
1
Charles Nelson Reilly
DEAD - Actor/Comedian
1
Chevy Chase
Comedian
1
Chuck Berry
Rock - N - Roller
1
Chuck Strahl
Canadian Politico
1
Chuck Yeager
Pilot
1
Clay Felker
Founded New Yorker Magazine
1
Colleen Howe
Gordie's Chick
1
Condoleezza Rice
Secretary of State
1
Conrad Bain
Dif'rent Stroke ?
1
Craig Thomas
DEAD - Senator From Wyoming
1
Cyd Charisse
Actress
1
Dan Rather
News Guy
1
Danica Patrick
Racing Chick
1
Daniel Schorr
Commentator on NPR
1
Danny Glover
Actor
1
Dave Barry
Writer
1
Davey Johnson
Former Met's Manager
1
David Beckham
English Soccer Star
1
David Chatters
Canadian Politico
1
David Crosby
Singer
1
Deborah Kerr
DEAD - Actress
1
Della Reese
Touched By An Angel (perhaps soon)
1
Dennis Hastert
Former Speaker of the House
1
Desmond Tutu
South African Religous Leader
1
Dick Francis
Author
1
Dick Van Dyke
Actor/Comedian
1
Dina Lohan
Lindsay's Mom
1
Dody Goodman
Actress
1
Don Keefer
Actor
1
Don Pardo
TV Announcer
1
Donald Sutherland
Actor
1
Doug Fieger
Knack Singer
1
Dr. Ransom A. Myers
DEAD - Fisheries Biologist
1
Dwight Gooden
Baseball Player
1
E. Howard Hunt
DEAD - "Plumber"
1
Earle Hyman
Actor (Cosby Show)
1
Eartha Kitt
Cat Woman
1
Ed Asner
Shut up, would ya
1
Ed Koch
Former NYC Mayor
1
Eddie Newton
Motivational Speaker - Elephant Man
1
Edgar Sherman
Muskingum College Coach
1
Edgar Wayburn
Former Sierra Club President
1
Edie Adams
Ernie Kivac's Old Lady
1
Edna Parker
Old Gal
1
Edwin Morgan
Poet
1
Edwin Newman
Journalist
1
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
What a Dumb Name
1
Elisabeth Claiborne Ortenberg
DEAD - Liz Claiborne
1
Elliott Carter
Composer (De?)
1
Emilio Navarro
Old Baseball Player
1
Emmanuel Lewis
Webster
1
Ernie Banks
Baseball Hall of Famer
1
Ethel Kennedy
Another Kennedy
1
Fess Parker
Actor
1
Florence Finch
DEAD - Old New Zealander
1
G.D. Spradlin
Actor
1
Gary Coleman
What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
1
Gene Wilder
Willy Wonka
1
George Carlin
7 Dirty Words Guy
1
George Clinton
Funkmaster
1
George Clooney
Actor
1
George Kennedy Young
Former Deputy Director of MI6
1
George Martin
Beatles Producer
1
George Soros
Rich Guy
1
George Wendt
Norm!
1
Geraldine Ferraro
Politician
1
Gina Lollobrigida
Actress
1
Gore Vidal
Author
1
Gough Whitlam
Former Australian PM
1
Grace Slick
Don't You Want Somebody To Die
1
Greg Page
Boxer
1
Hal David
Songwriter
1
Harry Dean Stanton
Actor
1
Helen Gurley-Brown
Wild Broad
1
Helen Thomas
Journalist
1
Henri Cartan
Good at Math
1
Henry Winkler
The Fonz
1
Horatio Sanz
Fat Comic
1
Idriss Deby
President of Chad
1
Ieoh Ming Pei
Architect
1
Ike Turner
DEAD - Not a real Nice Guy
1
Ingmar Bergman
DEAD - Filmmaker
1
Isaac Hayes
Chef
1
Ismail Haniyeh
Hamas Dude
1
Jack Germond
Journalist
1
Jack Narz
Game Show Host
1
Jacques Chirac
Something About Anti-Ameicanism
1
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Wrestler
1
James Earl Jones
Voice
1
James Garner
Actor
1
James Hodgson
Former Secretary of Labor (US)
1
James Lipton
"Inside the Actor's Studio" Dude
1
James Whitmore
Actor
1
Jamie Oliver
The Naked Chef
1
Jane Goodall
Chimp Researcher
1
Jane Withers
Actress
1
Janice Dickinson
First American Supermodel
1
Jason Mewes
Silent Bob's Sidekick
1
Jayne Meadows
Actress
1
Jeff Garlin
Actor
1
Jerry Falwell
DEAD - Moral Majority Guy
1
Jerry Kill
South Illinois Football Coach
1
Jerry Lee Lewis
Cradle Robber
1
Jerry Maren
Munchkin
1
Jerry Reed
Country Singer
1
Jerry Wexler
Record Producer
1
Jim Davis
Garfield Cartoonist
1
Jim Nabors
Gomer Pyle
1
Joan Sutherland
Opera Singer
1
Joe Eszterhas
Writes Bad Movies
1
Joe Ferguson
Former NFL Quarterback
1
Joe Namath
Football Great
1
Joey Butafucco
Loser
1
John Baldwin
Last Member of Keller Golf Club
1
John Chaney
Basketball Coach
1
John Demjanjuk
Nazi
1
John Madden
Turkey Eater
1
John Mahoney
Played Fraiser's Dad
1
John Shalikashvili
Former Chair of Joint Cheifs of Staff
1
John Travolta
Actor
1
John W. Finn
oldest living Medal of Honor recipient
1
John Wallowitch
(De) Composer & Caberet Star
1
Jorg Immendorff
DEAD - German Artist
1
Jospeh Wapner
Judge Wapner
1
Jules Dassin
Film Director
1
Karl Rove
Not the world's nicest guy
1
Karla Homolka
Serial Killer
1
Keith Richards
Rock & Roll Pharmacist
1
Kelly Jo Dowd
DEAD - Golfers Mom
1
Kevin Federline
Tapping Britney Spears
1
Kevin McCarthy
Actor
1
King Norodom Sihanouk
Cambodian King
1
Kirk Rundstrom
DEAD - Split Lip Rayfield Guitarist
1
Kitty Wells
Country Singer
1
Knut Haugland
Explorer (Kon-Tiki)
1
Kurt Waldheim
DEAD - Former Austrian President and UN Secretary General
1
Larry Clark
Film Director
1
Lee Grant
Actress
1
Lee Hazelwood
DEAD - Country Singer
1
Leonard Nimoy
Spock
1
Leopold Engleitner
Holocaust Survivor
1
Licia Albanese
A Soprano (not the HBO kind)
1
Little Jimmy Dickens
Country Singer
1
Little Richard
Musician
1
Liza Minnelli
Friend of Sinatra
1
Lois Maxwell
DEAD - Miss Moneypenny
1
Lou Albano
Captain Lou
1
Lou Jacobi
Actor
1
Louie Anderson
We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman
1
Louis Jourdan
French Actor
1
Luis Echeverría Álvarez
Former President of Mexico
1
Macaulay Culkin
Kid Actor, Has Been
1
Magic Johnson
Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson
1
Mal Moore
Alabama Athletic Director
1
Malcolm Glazer
Holds Stake In Tampa Bay Bucaneers
1
Maria Friedman
Diva
1
Marianne Faithful
Singer
1
Marilyn Horne
Opera Singer
1
Mario Biaggi
Former NY Congressman
1
Marion Barry
Crackhead/Politician
1
Martha Sharp Crawford von Bülow
Mrs. Claus von Bülow
1
Max Bygraves
Singer
1
Max Lanier
DEAD - Baseball Player
1
Meadowlark Lemon
Globetrotter (Not Jack's Brother)
1
Merle Haggard
Country Music Guy
1
Merv Griffin
DEAD - Game Show Maker
1
Michael Gough
Actor
1
Michael Jackson
Singer Who Loves Kids (alot)
1
Mick Jagger
The Stones
1
Mikhail Gorbachev
Former Ruskie Leader
1
Milvina Dean
Titanic Survivor
1
Mischa Barton
Actress
1
Mohammed Deif
Another Hamas Dude
1
Mr. Blackwell
Fashion Critic
1
Mr. T
Actor - I Pity the Pool
1
Nanette Fabray
Actress
1
Natalie Maines
A Dixie Chick
1
Norman Lear
TV Producer
1
Paris Hilton
Chick who's hard to see in that online video
1
Pat Robertson
Religious Dude
1
Pat Summerall
Football guy/TV Announcer
1
Patricia Neal
Actress
1
Patricia Owens Fordice
DEAD - First Lady of Mississippi
1
Patti Page
50's Singer
1
Patty Andrews
An Andrews Sister
1
Paul Byrd
Baseball Player
1
Paul Prudhomme
Chef
1
Paul Shanley
Pervert
1
Penn Jillette
Teller's Pal
1
Pete Best
A Former Beatle (pre-Ringo)
1
Pete Doherty
Rocker
1
Pete Fountain
Clarinet Player (Jazz)
1
Pete Pihos
Football Player
1
Peter Falk
Actor
1
Peter Graves
Actor
1
Phil Cavaretta
Baseball MVP (1945)
1
Phil Lesh
Bassist
1
Philip Rabinowitz
Oldest 100 Meter Runner
1
Pope Benedict XVI
The Pope
1
Preacher Roe
Baseball Player
1
Prince Charles
Funny Looking Fella
1
Prince Philip
Prince
1
Rachel Noel
Civil Rights Activist
1
Ralph McQuarrie
Artist
1
Ralph Nader
Spoiler
1
Ralph Waite
Actor
1
Ralph Wilson
Founder, Owner, and President of the Buffalo Bills
1
Ray Harryhausen
Perhaps the Greatest Special FX Guy Ever
1
Richard Dawson
Actor/Game Show Host
1
Richard Olney
ALS neurologist with ALS
1
Ricky Sandoval
Security Director For Detroit Lions
1
Rise Stevens
Just Another Mezzo-soprano
1
Robbie Knievel
Evel's Boy
1
Rod Laver
Tennis Legend
1
Roger Moore
Actor
1
Ronald Coase
Economist
1
Ronald Isley
An Isley Brother
1
Rosalynn Carter
Jimmy's Squeeze
1
Rosemary West
Serial Killer
1
Roy Horn
Sigfried's Boy
1
Rudolph Arnheim
DEAD - Author
1
Run Run Shaw
Hong Kong Media Mogul
1
Rupert Murdoch
Owns lots
1
Ruth Westheimer
Sex Gal
1
Salman Rushdie
Author
1
Scott Hamilton
Ice Skater
1
Sean Connery
Actor
1
Shane Warne
Cricket Player
1
Shannon Doherty
Actress
1
Sharon Osbourne
Married Undead, Made TV Show
1
Shirley Jones
Mrs. Partridge
1
Sidney Coleman
DEAD - Harvard Professor
1
Sidney Wood
Tennis Player
1
Sir Arthur Marshall
DEAD - Chariot of Fire Olympian
1
Sir Bobby Robson
Footballer
1
Sir Edmund Hillary
Mountain Climber
1
Sparky Anderson
Baseball Player
1
Stephen Glover
Steve-o from "jackass"
1
Stephen King
Why Indeed
1
Steve Smith
Former LA Raider
1
Susan Sarandon
Actress
1
Tariq Aziz
Some Baathist
1
Tawny Kitaen
Some Strung Out Broad
1
Ted Koppel
News Guy
1
Terrell Owens
Guy With Some Issues
1
Terry Bradshaw
Football Guy
1
Terry Jones
Member of Monty Python
1
Thomas Nelson
DEAD - Old Guy
1
Tim Robbins
Actor
1
Tom DeLay
Congressman
1
Tom Hamilton
Bassist for Aerosmith
1
Tom Snyder
DEAD - Isn't He The Guy Who Makes Those Pretzels?
1
Tommy Henrich
Former NY Yankee
1
Tommy Lasorda
Hefty Baseball Coach
1
Tommy Makem
DEAD - Irish Musician
1
Toni Morrison
Author
1
Tony Cox
Actor, Bad Santa
1
Tony Curtis
Actor-Some Like It Cold, Very Cold
1
Tony Siragusa
Football Player
1
Tony Snow
Mouth Piece
1
Vasily Smyslov
Former Chess Champion
1
Verne Troyer
Mini-Me
1
Virginia Davis
Actress
1
Wavy Gravy
Hippie
1
Werner von Trapp
DEAD - Some singer kid
1
Whitey Ford
Baseball Player
1
Willard Scott
Goofball
1
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Big Dude
1
William Deedes
DEAD - British Journalist and Politician
1
William Saxbe
Nixon's Attorney General
1
William Schallert
Tall Actor
1
Willie Nelson
Singer
1
Yasuhiro Nakasone
Japanese Politician
1
Yitzhak Shamir
Former Prime Minister of Israel
1


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