The O.B.E. Memorial
Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2007 O.B.E. ENTRIES
The O.B.E. Memorial
Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2007 O.B.E.
ENTRIES
#1 Super Nova Stars Fidel Castro Dick Clark Walter Cronkite Kirk Douglas Art Linkletter Karl Malden Ariel Sharon Elizabeth Taylor |
007 License to Die Fess Parker Ray Harryhausen Ray Bradbury Fats Domino George Martin Sherwood Schwartz Harry Morgan Eli Wallach James Whitmore Ernest Borgnine Karl Malden Peter O'Toole |
01 Exoendo Zuzubar Thomas Nelson (1/9/07 No AP Obit) Johnny Lam Jones David Chatters Fidel Castro Charlton Heston Jack Kevorkian Edna Parker |
13 Ghosts Suzanne Pleshette John Forsythe Harold Pinter Jack Kevorkian Virginia Davis Dolores Hope Estelle Getty |
6 Feet Under Estelle Getty Mark Felt Edwin Morgan Johnny Lam Jones Kirk Douglas Bob Barker Betty Ford Jesse Helms Karl Malden |
Act Your Age 2 Phyllis A. Whitney Albert Hofmann Oscar Niemeyer Michael DeBakey Claude Levi-Strauss George Beverly Shea Miep Gies Dolores Hope |
Adios Amigos Ariel Sharon Marilyn Horne Suzanne Pleshette Farrah Fawcett Johnny Lam Jones Roger Ebert |
Alfred Lord Heinous Fidel Castro Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Ronnie Biggs Mark Felt Carlos Ramirez Charlton Heston |
All American Dead Guys Orlando Thomas Johnny Lam Jones Pete Pihos John Wooden Edgar Sherman Fidel Castro Bill Werber Sidney Wood |
All Good Things End Art Linkletter Billy Graham Bob Barker Les Paul Charlton Heston Ariel Sharon Ed McMahon Fidel Castro ------------------ |
Annie's Oakleys V - For Vendetta Elizabeth Taylor Mark Felt Norman Lloyd Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Estelle Getty Gordon Hinckley Budd Schulberg George Kennedy Young |
Architectural Deathwish 2007 Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas Paul Harvey Fidel Castro Betty Ford Phyllis Diller Walter Cronkite Abe Vigoda John Glenn J.D. Salinger Karl Malden |
Auditioning for the Choir Invisible Fidel Castro Betty Ford Jack Kevorkian Ricardo Montalban Jan Murray (Died 7/06) Bess Myerson Jack Narz Meinhardt Raabe William Schallert |
Auf Wiedersehen Fidel Castro Abe Vigoda Snoop Doggy Dogg Osama Bin Laden Bobby Murcer Jane Withers Enos Slaughter (Died 8/02) Art Linkletter Hugh Hefner Chevy Chase Brittney Spears |
Bakers Deadly Dozen Karl Malden Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon John Forsythe Art Linkletter Merle Haggard Harry Morgan |
Beat The Odds Huey Long Albert Hofmann Michael DeBakey Dolores Hope Frank Cady Fidel Castro Billy Graham |
Billy N Mandy Hugh Hefner Mel Brooks B. B. King Ted Kennedy Jesse Helms Billy Graham Betty Ford Jerry Lewis Betty White Arnold Palmer Margaret Thatcher |
Blue Screen of Death Walter Cronkite Nancy Reagan Jack Kevorkian Dick Clark Ayman al-Zawahiri Muhammad Ali Mike Wallace Kirk Douglas Osama Bin Laden Robert Byrd Billy Graham |
Body Baggers Barbara Steisand Rosie O'Donnell Michael Moore Jacques Chirac George Soros Susan Sarandon Tim Robbins Natalie Maines Dan Rather Helen Thomas Ted Kennedy George Clooney |
Bottom-Only Hour Glass Sand Annette Funicello Estelle Getty 50 Cent Ariel Sharon B. B. King Roger Ebert George Jones Elizabeth Taylor Bob Barker |
Boyz From The Burbs Ray Bradbury Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Billy Graham Lena Horne Karl Malden Robert MacNamara Margaret Thatcher Jerry Lewis Harry Morgan |
Bring Out Yer Dead Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro J.D. Salinger Olivia de Havilland Farrah Fawcett Ian Brady Sargent Shriver Esther Williams Whitney Houston Ernest Borgnine Lauren Bacall |
Bucket Kickers Betty Ford Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Mickey Rooney Dolores Hope Richard Widmark Larry Hagman |
Can a Brotha Get a Eulogy? Abe Vigoda Estelle Getty Frances Reid Art Linkletter Betty Ford Muhammad Ali Dick Clark Karl Malden Claude Levi-Strauss Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas |
Cathy's Corpses Betty Ford Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Dick Clark Billy Graham Sherwood Schwartz Paul Harvey Andy Rooney ------------------ |
Chefdevergue Margaret Thatcher Mark Felt Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Harry Morgan Former President Suharto Harold Pinter Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman |
Chet & The Jets Dolores Hope G.D. Spradlin Jake LaMotta Bobby Murcer John Wooden Kirk Douglas |
C-U In Toledo Pat Summerall Pete Fountain Dick Gregory Bob Woodruff John Shalikashvili Gordon Hinckley Paul Shanley Robert Byrd Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Rachel Noel |
Cwaraksa (again) Harold Pinter Billy Graham Jack Kevorkian Sammy Baugh Joe Ferguson Rowdy Roddy Piper John Forsythe Estelle Getty |
Daisy Pusher-Uppers Phyllis A. Whitney Dick Clark Kirk Douglas Ruby Muhammad Jules Dassin Bob Shepard Miep Gies |
Dead & Loving It Farrah Fawcett Billy Graham Jonathan Winters Charlton Heston Wilford Brimley Nancy Reagan Ernest Borgnine Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Mickey Rooney Nicole Richie Yogi Berra |
Dead For No Reason Nancy Reagan June Havoc Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Richard Widmark Art Linkletter Norman Lloyd Efrem Zimbalist Jr. |
Dead Keyne Ian Brady Robert Byrd Jimmy Carter Fidel Castro Bob Dylan Betty Ford Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Rod Laver Margaret Thatcher Rowdy Roddy Piper |
Dead Talent Now Fidel Castro Art Linkletter Elizabeth Taylor Farrah Fawcett Margaret Thatcher Danny Bonaduce Billy Graham Jack Kevorkian |
Dead...All Dead Walter Cronkite Ernest Borgnine Estelle Getty John Wooden Karl Malden Art Linkletter Jack LaLanne Ricardo Montalban John Forsythe Phyllis Diller Les Paul |
Death Ain't As Funny As It Used To Be Adam Rich Conrad Bain Eddy Arnold Ed McMahon Henry Kissenger Stan Musial Sherwood Schwartz Chuck Berry Rose Marie Nelson Mandela |
Death Becomes Them Fidel Castro Aretha Franklin Courtney Love Ariel Sharon B. B. King Esther Williams Blake Edwards Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar George Jones |
Death By Chocolate Tariq Aziz Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Louis Farrakahn Farrah Fawcett Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Harold Pinter |
Death To All John Forsythe Suzanne Pleshette Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Ruby Muhammad |
DEATH-party of 13 Estelle Getty Mickey Rooney Elizabeth Taylor Gloria Stuart Eartha Kitt Abe Vigoda Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Ernest Borgnine Donald Sutherland Leonard Nimoy Roy Disney Ted Koppel |
Dee Dee Deadner Muhammad Ali Dick Clark Walter Cronkite Andy Griffith Elizabeth Taylor Harry Morgan Charlton Heston Earl Butz Mark Felt Whitney Houston |
Delta Death Duo John Wooden Mitch Miller Studs Terkel Art Linkletter Dolores Hope Karl Malden Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Betty Ford |
Diva De La Muerta Bob Barker Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Farrah Fawcett Martin Landau Phyllis Diller Fidel Castro Nicole Richie James Earl Jones |
Donkey Punched! George Beverly Shea Dick Clark Muhammad Ali Richard Widmark Annette Funicello Elizabeth Taylor Ronnie Biggs Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Dr. Evil John Wooden Jerry Wexler Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Patricia Dunn Billy Graham Art Linkletter Karl Malden |
Driggs Death Watchers Mark Felt Gordon Hinckley Gloria Stuart Ricardo Montalban Billy Graham Helen Gurley-Brown Albert Hofmann Kevin McCarthy Luise Rainer John Wooden |
Dust2Dust Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Farrah Fawcett Augie Nieto Bobby Murcer Jack Kevorkian Sid Caesar Michael DeBakey Frances Reid Charlton Heston |
Earlville Tomb Raiders Farrah Fawcett Estelle Getty Harry Morgan Ernest Borgnine Sid Caesar Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Karl Malden Billy Graham Fidel Castro Art Linkletter |
Eddie Munster Terry Jones Farrah Fawcett Suzanne Pleshette John Forsythe Roger Ebert Bobby Murcer Jack Kevorkian Ronnie Biggs Phyllis A. Whitney |
Enter Sandman Claude Levi-Strauss Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Billy Graham Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Betty Ford George Steinbrenner Whitey Ford Miep Gies |
Fat Bastard Annette Funicello Ed McMahon Sid Caesar Gloria Stuart Doris Day Maria Friedman J.D. Salinger Ray Bradbury Kirk Douglas Budd Schulberg |
Feed My Tree, Biatch Sean Connery Farrah Fawcett Jack Kevorkian Jerry Lewis Billy Graham Roger Ebert Mickey Rooney Nicole Richie Ronald Isley Doug Fieger |
Fireaters Buddy Guy Lena Horne Jerry Maren Willie Mays Bo Diddley Louis Farrakahn John Wooden Ieoh Ming Pei Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Jayne Meadows Hugh Downs Reverand Sun Myung Moon |
Flying Zombie Monkeys Ariel Sharon Muhammad Ali Claude Levi-Strauss Billy Graham Fidel Castro Charlton Heston Harold Pinter Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Abdul Qadeer Khan |
Free Spirits Billy Graham Claude Levi-Strauss Mitch Miller Art Linkletter Fidel Castro Ricardo Montalban John Wooden |
Gator Ghoul Ariel Sharon Ruby Muhammad Harold Pinter Karl Malden Fidel Castro B. B. King Phyllis A. Whitney |
Geritol Gangstas...The Return Of George Beverly Shea Fidel Castro Walter Cronkite Estelle Getty Albert Hofmann Mitch Miller Ariel Sharon |
Ghost-and in the Coroner Ernest Borgnine Dom Deluise Ted Kennedy Jonathan Winters Sid Caesar Bob Dole Betty Ford Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Larry King Lou Albano |
Ghouls Rush In! Ariel Sharon John Wooden Fidel Castro John Chaney Farrah Fawcett Mikhail Gorbachev Nicole Richie Janice Dickinson Isaac Hayes Joe Paterno Hugh Hefner |
Go Fish Clay Felker Malcolm Glazer Bill Lynch Jr. Ricky Sandoval Ariel Sharon |
Go To The Light Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Willie Mays Billy Graham Marion Barry Terry Bradshaw Paul Prudhomme Rosalynn Carter Henry Winkler Burt Bacharach Shirley Jones Tony Curtis |
Goatsucker Fidel Castro Jack Kevorkian John Mahoney Richard Olney |
Grabberlime Richard Widmark Michael Gough Frank Cady Alan Melvin Van Johnson Eli Wallach Fidel Castro Farrah Fawcett |
Grapes Louis Farrakahn Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Ariel Sharon George Wendt Margaret Thatcher Art Linkletter Walter Cronkite Sargent Shriver |
Graveyard Smashers Ariel Sharon Colleen Howe Mark Felt Al Davis Kirk Douglas Maureen O'Hara Ralph McQuarrie Ray Bradbury |
Groovy Ghoulies Dolores Hope Ruby Muhammad John W. Finn Huey Long Phyllis A. Whitney Ariel Sharon |
GUSSETHUNTERS Annette Funicello Alex Higgins Estelle Getty Olivia de Havilland Bob Kilby Ronnie Biggs Farrah Fawcett Joan Fontaine Fidel Castro Tawny Kitaen |
Harrison W. Jerry Lewis Gloria Stuart Robert MacNamara Reverand Sun Myung Moon Elizabeth Israel (Died 10/03) Yasuhiro Nakasone Michael DeBakey Leopold Engleitner Peter Graves Jack Weil |
He Didn't Kick The Bucket He Just Turned A Litte Pail Timothy Johnson Ronnie Biggs Kirk Douglas Dick Clark Norman Lear Billy Graham Elizabeth Taylor Ray Bradbury Dick Cheney |
Homeward Bound Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Olivia de Havilland Karl Malden Willie Mays Cardinal Angelo Sodano Muhammad Ali Les Paul Kirk Douglas |
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Bobby Murcer Dick Clark Gloria Stuart Hugh Hefner Margaret Thatcher Fidel Castro Billy Graham Estelle Getty Ed Koch Ashley Olsen |
I Always Feel Alive When The Death Bell Rings Dolores Hope Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Horatio Sanz Mickey Rooney Studs Terkel Karl Malden Ruth Westheimer George Beverly Shea |
I don't want to be in a club that would have me as a member Ruby Muhammad Harold Pinter Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Michael DeBakey Run Run Shaw Mark Felt Studs Terkel Phyllis A. Whitney |
I See Dead People John Forsythe Richard Dawson Ralph Waite Van Johnson Phyllis Diller B. B. King Abe Vigoda Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Peter O'Toole |
I Still Miss Dean Martin James Hodgson William Saxbe Don Keefer Vasily Smyslov Phil Cavaretta Albert Hofmann Jesse Helms Ruby Muhammad Lou Jacobi |
If It Bleeds...It Leads Muhammad Ali Dick Clark Farrah Fawcett Loretta Lynn Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro Jack Kevorkian |
I'm A Beriever Jack Kevorkian Verne Troyer Danny Bonaduce Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Gary Coleman Johnny Lam Jones Jerry Lewis Charlton Heston Jack LaLanne David Crosby |
I'm Not Dead Yet Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Dolores Hope Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine Harold Pinter Art Linkletter |
INDYK Angela Lansbury Estelle Getty Walter Cronkite William Shatner Annette Funicello Billy Graham Doyle Brunson Alec Baldwin Little Richard |
It's Sooner or Later Regis Philbin Farrah Fawcett Elizabeth Taylor Lindsay Lohan Bill Cosby Larry Flynt Ozzy Osbourne Bob Barker Lauren Bacall Joey Butafucco Mick Jagger Prince Charles |
Jackalope Ghost Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Mark Felt Harold Pinter Albert Hofmann Gordon Hinckley John Wooden Ruby Muhammad Billy Graham |
Justdiealready Elizabeth Taylor Charlton Heston Larry King Kirk Douglas Walter Cronkite Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lee Lewis Larry Hagman Jane Russell Michael J. Fox |
Karen's Cadavers Farrah Fawcett Nicole Richie Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Bob Dylan Frances Reid Mickey Rooney Sir Edmund Hillary |
Kicked The Bucket Mike Wallace Nelson Mandela Dwight Gooden Bob Barker John Goodman Doyle Brunson Annette Funicello Dick Cheney Charlton Heston Kirk Douglas Sargent Shriver |
KILLJOY Arnold Schwarzenegger Barbara Eden Stephen King Liza Minnelli Chuck Norris Sharon Osbourne Karla Homolka Rosemary West John Travolta Mischa Barton Lindsay Lohan Adam West |
Kipling 34 Mickey Rooney Prince Philip Betty Ford Barbara Bush Ralph Wilson Willard Scott Don Pardo Terrell Owens Martin Landau Bill Kreutzmann Willie Nelson ------------------ |
Kisses of Death Jack Kevorkian Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter Queen Elizabeth II Muhammad Ali Michael J. Fox Bill Cosby Harry Morgan Ann-Margret Robbie Knievel Magic Johnson Mickey Rooney |
Knocking On Heaven's Door Mark Felt Fidel Castro Betty Ford Kirk Douglas Oscar Niemeyer Jack Kevorkian |
LeRon McDeath Phyllis A. Whitney Philip Rabinowitz Albert Hofmann Oscar Niemeyer Michael DeBakey Miep Gies Anita Page |
Look At You Now Andy Rooney Ed McMahon Peter Falk Dick Clark Karl Malden Muhammad Ali Ted Kennedy Kirk Douglas Danny DeVito Snoop Doggy Dogg |
Lucky 13 Bob Barker Charlton Heston Billy Graham Dick Clark Karl Malden Courtney Love Gloria Stuart Abe Vigoda Nicole Richie Ariel Sharon Marianne Faithful |
Martha Pearl Ariel Sharon Zsa Zsa Gabor John Wooden Fidel Castro Mark Felt Sid Caesar Stephen Hawking Ethel Kennedy Art Linkletter Charlton Heston |
Metsie 62 Roger Ebert Farrah Fawcett Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Ariel Sharon John Wooden |
Michigan Buzzards Betty Ford Hugh Hefner Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Muhammad Ali George Steinbrenner Dolores Hope Art Linkletter Michael J. Fox Whitney Houston Osama Bin Laden |
Miss Conduct Andy Rooney Abe Vigoda Mickey Rooney Olivia de Havilland Fidel Castro Red Skelton (Died 9/97) Jerry Lewis Sid Caesar Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark Annette Funicello Charlton Heston |
Mistress of Doom Betty Ford Pete Doherty Lindsay Lohan Mary Travers Jack Kevorkian John Forsythe Roger Ebert Farrah Fawcett Ariel Sharon Joe Eszterhas Geraldine Ferraro |
Money Makers Fidel Castro Fats Domino John Goodman Nancy Reagan Dolores Hope Muhammad Ali Jake LaMotta Pete Best George Bush Sr. Jerry Lewis J.D. Salinger Courtney Love |
Morbid Mindy Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Milvina Dean Patricia Dunn Suzanne Pleshette Scott Hamilton Estelle Getty Martha Sharp Crawford von Bülow Michael DeBakey |
Morbid Miniatures Ariel Sharon Ruby Muhammad Dolores Hope Michael DeBakey Albert Hofmann Fidel Castro Phyllis A. Whitney Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Edgar Wayburn Tommy Henrich |
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Ronnie Hawkins Jane Russell Jack Kevorkian Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Andy Griffith Mike Wallace John Forsythe |
Mourning Stiffies Muhammad Ali Margaret Thatcher Norman Wisdom Louie Anderson Mickey Rooney Dick Clark 50 Cent Walter Cronkite Phyllis Diller |
Mr. C Alfredo Di Stefano Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Phyllis A. Whitney George Beverly Shea Al Molinaro |
N.O. Floating Caskets Dick Cheney Mal Moore Dick Clark Paul Harvey Danica Patrick Ricardo Montalban Andy Rooney John Wooden Robert Byrd Shannon Doherty Sandra Day O'Connor Betty Ford |
Necrophiliac's Wish List Mark Felt Eli Wallach Kirk Douglas Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor John Glenn Ed McMahon Russell Johnson Charlton Heston Adam West Mel Brooks |
Necrophobics Ernest Borgnine Fidel Castro Dom Deluise Farrah Fawcett Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor John Goodman Russell Johnson Phil Lesh Jake "The Snake" Roberts Richard Widmark |
Norwegian Blue (Beautiful Plumage) Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking Max Bygraves Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Sir Bobby Robson Dick Francis |
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Sherwood Schwartz Gloria Stuart Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Billy Graham Ariel Sharon |
One Deadbeat Off Suzanne Pleshette Curtis Salgado Mark Felt Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Harold Pinter Greg Page Louis Farrakahn |
One Foot In The Grave Fidel Castro Cardinal Francis George Ronnie Biggs Meinhardt Raabe |
One Foot In The Grave, The Other On A Banana Peel Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Farrah Fawcett Zsa Zsa Gabor Billy Graham Larry Hagman Jack Kevorkian Suzanne Pleshette Ariel Sharon |
Pining for the Fjords Billy Graham Meadowlark Lemon Ariel Sharon Charlton Heston Edwin Newman Jesse Helms Betty Ford Studs Terkel Fidel Castro Russell Johnson |
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Estelle Getty John Forsythe Emilio Navarro Ariel Sharon |
Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Fidel Castro Jack Kevorkian Guy Hunt Charlton Heston Orlando Thomas Johnny Lam Jones Curtis Salgado Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman |
Rachel's Cursed Thirteen Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Jack Kevorkian Ariel Sharon Nicole Richie Estelle Getty Fidel Castro Jesse Helms |
Ranchers Suzanne Pleshette Muhammad Ali Fidel Castro Phil Carey Farrah Fawcett Mary Tyler Moore Betty Ford John Forsythe Harry Morgan |
rascalities Nanette Fabray Edie Adams Patti Page Lena Horne Louis Jourdan Les Paul Tony Martin Van Johnson Richard Widmark Sargent Shriver Daniel Schorr |
Raven Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Ali Khamenei Phil Carey Former President Suharto Idriss Deby Ismail Haniyeh Mohammed Deif |
Ref Calls Time Fidel Castro Suzanne Pleshette Les Paul Kirk Douglas Muhammad Ali Phyllis Diller Patty Andrews Knut Haugland |
RHINO Funeral Business Carol Channing Henry Kissenger Mark Felt Betty Ford Ted Kennedy Bob Barker Charlton Heston Walter Cronkite Wilford Brimley Whitney Houston Muhammad Ali |
Rigor Mort Us Tom Hamilton Al Jaffee Allan Arbus Preacher Roe Jack Klugman Mario Biaggi Mitch Miller Ronald Coase Kirk Douglas Jerry Lewis Joyce Randolph |
RLA List OBE Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Sargent Shriver Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Harold Pinter Farrah Fawcett Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Blake Edwards |
Sharon McDeath Claude Levi-Strauss Earl Butz Dolores Hope Karl Malden Fidel Castro George Beverly Shea Billy Graham Estelle Getty Ruby Muhammad |
SickPuppy_NOLA Ariel Sharon Annette Funicello Bob Barker Jean Stapleton Andy Griffith Dick Clark Ann B. Davis Barbara Billingsley Zsa Zsa Gabor Doris Day Henry Kissenger Mickey Rooney |
Simpson's Stiffs Albert Hofmann Tony Siragusa Jack Kevorkian Ariel Sharon Claude Levi-Strauss |
Slab-Happy Roy Disney Mickey Rooney Wilford Brimley Dave Barry Nicole Richie Ben Stein B. B. King Emmanuel Lewis Salman Rushdie Dick Cheney Elizabeth Taylor |
Sleeping With The Fishes Karl Malden Kirk Douglas Betty Ford John Forsythe Estelle Getty Henry Kissenger Little Jimmy Dickens Fidel Castro Elizabeth Taylor Suzanne Pleshette Farrah Fawcett |
Soon 2B Soilent Green Fidel Castro Dolores Hope Betty Ford Barbara Billingsley Harry Morgan Al Davis Billy Graham Estelle Getty Sid Caesar |
Soulful Strut Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Nicole Richie Timothy Johnson Grace Slick Harry Dean Stanton Andy Williams Monty Hall Macaulay Culkin Jason Mewes Larry Clark |
South Pacific Valkyries Robert MacNamara Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Jean Stapleton Abe Vigoda John Forsythe Harry Morgan Eddy Arnold Billy Graham |
Soylent Green is People! George Steinbrenner Bobby Murcer Al Davis Patricia Neal Michael DeBakey Zsa Zsa Gabor Roger Ebert Sandra Day O'Connor Timothy Johnson Keith Richards George Jones |
sTALKER'S sISTER J.D. Salinger Dick Clark Mickey Rooney Jerry Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Jimmy Carter Roy Horn Art Linkletter Harry Morgan |
Stiff Competition Beverly Cleary George Clinton Jim Davis Jeff Garlin Estelle Getty Wavy Gravy Dennis Hastert Stephen Hawking Earle Hyman Timothy Johnson James Lipton Nancy Reagan |
Stone Cold Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Betty Ford Mitch Miller Maureen O'Hara Jake LaMotta Richard Widmark Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Meinhardt Raabe Ruby Muhammad Yitzhak Shamir |
Suicide Bonger Fidel Castro Jamie Oliver Condoleezza Rice Tony Bennett Peter O'Toole Nicole Richie Ozzy Osbourne George Bush Sr. David Beckham Ian Brady Shane Warne Joan Sutherland |
Taking the Dirt Nap Fidel Castro Sid Caesar Kirk Douglas Muhammad Ali Mickey Rooney Jerry Lewis Walter Cronkite Ariel Sharon Courtney Love Don Rickles Ted Kennedy |
Team Formalin Ronnie Biggs Ariel Sharon Claude Levi-Strauss Billy Graham Mark Felt Miep Gies Albert Hofmann Michael DeBakey |
Team SFR Queen Elizabeth II George Bush Sr. Carol Channing Mickey Rooney Kirk Douglas Muhammad Ali Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Robert Byrd Jerry Lewis Dick Clark Angela Lansbury |
The Angels Are Waiting For You Ariel Sharon John Baldwin Abdul Qadeer Khan Jack Kevorkian Bill Hargrove Jerry Kill Elliott Carter Fidel Castro |
The Baby Crushers Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Dolores Hope Phyllis A. Whitney Ruby Muhammad Jack Kevorkian Harry Morgan Michael DeBakey |
The Big Kahuna Phyllis Diller Roger Ebert Billy Graham Art Linkletter Ed McMahon Nancy Reagan Don Rickles Andy Rooney Mickey Rooney Soupy Sales John Wooden |
The Brew Crew Sammy Baugh Fidel Castro Walter Cronkite ------------------ Joe Paterno George Beverly Shea John Wooden Art Linkletter C. Everett Koop |
The Dead Contenders Former President Suharto Fidel Castro Billy Graham Michael Foot Gough Whitlam Betty Ford Harold Pinter |
The Dead Zone Olivia de Havilland Phyllis Diller Maureen O'Hara Ed McMahon Ralph Nader Muhammad Ali Smokin' Joe Frazier Jimmy Carter James Garner Fidel Castro Jerry Reed Loretta Lynn |
The DrFS Roberta Weston (Died 6/06) Harry Morgan Arnold Palmer Kirk Douglas Farrah Fawcett Wilford Brimley Osama Bin Laden |
The Karaoke Kops Peter O'Toole Margaret Thatcher Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Elizabeth Taylor Nelson Mandela J.D. Salinger Kirk Douglas Jake LaMotta |
The Older They Are The Sooner They Fall Dolores Hope Gloria Stuart Mark Felt Luise Rainer Rise Stevens June Havoc Tony Martin Kirk Douglas Licia Albanese |
The Phantom El Muerto Gigante Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) B. B. King Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Arthur C. Clarke Phyllis A. Whitney Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Timothy Johnson Orlando Thomas |
The Pirates of Putrification Fidel Castro Farrah Fawcett Walter Cronkite Harold Pinter Jerry Lewis Kirk Douglas Soupy Sales Mark Felt Olivia de Havilland |
The Q Dynasty Larry Hagman Andy Griffith Billy Graham Ronnie Hawkins Claude Levi-Strauss Art Linkletter Alan Young Roger Ebert Dick Clark Beverly Cleary |
The Real Axis of Evil Pat Robertson Dick Cheney Bill O'Reilly Jesse Helms Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia Donald Rumsfeld Tom DeLay Charlton Heston Tony Snow Al Davis |
The Shish-Ka-Robs Mitch Miller Sammy Baugh Richard Widmark Eli Wallach Gina Lollobrigida Van Johnson Kirk Douglas Joan Fontaine Cyd Charisse Monty Hall Ernie Banks |
The Stiffer the Better Courtney Love Joyce Randolph Alan Young Mike Wallace Eli Wallach Jospeh Wapner Dick Van Dyke Jim Nabors Kitty Wells Bob Barker Van Johnson |
The Vriingamos Kirk Douglas Jack Kevorkian Timothy Johnson Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Penn Jillette Abe Vigoda Nicole Richie Arthur C. Clarke Ariel Sharon |
Time To Go Henry Allingham Boris Efimov Jack Weil Henri Cartan Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Time's Up Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller George Jones Fidel Castro Andy Griffith Ann B. Davis Dick Clark Bobby Murcer Suzanne Pleshette Muhammad Ali |
Toe Tags and Body Bags Mr. T Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Gene Wilder Jack Kevorkian Dick Clark Stephen Hawking Muhammad Ali Roger Ebert Jerry Lewis |
Tombstone Shoppers Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Estelle Getty Kirk Douglas Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Ariel Sharon Sargent Shriver |
too quiet Margaret Thatcher Sargent Shriver Sammy Baugh Lee Grant Elizabeth Taylor Karl Malden Eddy Arnold Jesse Helms John Glenn Ed Asner Gore Vidal |
Top Of The Mournin' Charlton Heston Bobby Murcer Mitch Miller Fidel Castro John Wooden Stan Musial Kirk Douglas Claude Levi-Strauss Albert Hofmann |
Trannsfixus Sed Non Mortimus Abe Vigoda Fidel Castro Billy Graham Florence Finch (4/10/07 No AP Obit) Farrah Fawcett Elizabeth Taylor |
Valhalla or Bust! Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Mary Travers King Norodom Sihanouk Ruby Muhammad Bob Feller |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive Rose Marie Muhammad Ali Mary Tyler Moore Bob Dole Dick Clark Ed McMahon Dick Cheney Regis Philbin Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Eddie Newton Andy Griffith Danny Bonaduce |
We Hope That These People Die Jack Kevorkian Jesse Helms Charlton Heston John Demjanjuk Mr. Blackwell Robert Byrd Former President Suharto Fidel Castro Luis Echeverría Álvarez |
Wishful Thinking Michael Moore Ted Kennedy Bill O'Reilly Kevin Federline Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Michael Jackson Rosie O'Donnell Courtney Love Dick Cheney |
Wooden Overcoat Club Margaret Thatcher Alex Higgins Nelson Mandela Michael Foot Fidel Castro Larry Hagman Henry Allingham Norman Wisdom Harold Pinter |
Worm Buffet Chuck Norris Larry Flynt Jimmy Carter Fidel Castro Ozzy Osbourne Tony Cox Tommy Lee B. B. King Les Paul Muhammad Ali William Shatner Stephen Hawking |
Worm Farmer Kirk Douglas Jesse Helms Betty Ford Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Fidel Castro Dick Gregory Ariel Sharon Stan Musial Harry Morgan |
Xray Executioners Bob Barker Elizabeth Taylor Kirk Douglas Annette Funicello Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro Ariel Sharon Jack Kevorkian Farrah Fawcett |
Year of the Living Dead Sargent Shriver Richard Widmark Eli Wallach Les Paul Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Art Linkletter Jack LaLanne Dody Goodman Mitch Miller Harry Morgan |
You Call THIS Living?!? Ernest Borgnine Albert Hofmann Kirk Douglas Ariel Sharon Meinhardt Raabe Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Jack Kevorkian Boris Efimov |
You Gotta Berieve Mitch Miller Art Linkletter Billy Graham Abe Vigoda Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Gordon Hinckley Charlton Heston Ariel Sharon Harry Morgan |
Your Time Has Come Lindsay Lohan Joe Namath Tommy Lasorda Davey Johnson George Bush Sr. Andy Rooney Muhammad Ali Tommy Lee Donald Rumsfeld Tony Bennett Jack Klugman William "Refrigerator" Perry |
Loser! You Coulda Had An Entry Here You Lazy Pud-Knocker! |
You're Already Dead, Fall Down!!! Billy Graham Michael DeBakey Robert MacNamara Claude Levi-Strauss John Wooden Fidel Castro Stephen Hawking Farrah Fawcett |