The Guys' Picks!
I'm stiff

1. LADY BIRD JOHNSON - That is why the Lady is now damp.

2. JOE BARBERA - So long Sheriff Richochet. (Died 12/18/06)

3. CHARLES LANE - Dude, you're over 100. Cut us some slack.

4. KITTY CARLISE-HART - What's your line? Flat we're thinking.

5. MILTON FRIEDMAN - Free to choose checking out m'man. (Died 11/16/06)

6. JOHN-KENNETH GALBRAITH - Enough already with the economy. Let's talk healthcare. (Died 4/29/06)

7. ART LINKLETTER - Artie farty had a party, or was that a funeral?

8. HARRY MORGAN - Masher.

9. LES PAUL - Indeed.

10. ARIEL SHARON - Stroke our ass, it was Hammas.

11. GERALD FORD - One last fall Mr. President. (Died 12/26/06)

12. MARY TRAVERS - Leaving, jet plane or otherwise.

13. LOU RAWLS - We know, we know, we'll never find another love like yours. (Died 1/6/06)


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