The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many Picked 'Em?
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Bob Hope | Enough with the Memories Already | 56 |
Strom Thurmond | Political Figure - Needs to RETIRE | 43 |
Ronald Reagan | Ex-Lucid-President | 37 |
The Queen Mother | Old English Ain't Just Malt Liquor | 35 |
Pope John Paul II | Guy with Funny Hat | 29 |
Katherine Hepburn | Actress - Kate at Heaven's gate | 28 |
Milton Berle | Big Comedian - and we Mean BIG | 27 |
Osama Bin Laden | Nasty Ass | 24 |
Dudley Moore | Arthur Just Coughs and Wheezes | 22 |
Buddy Ebsen | Actor Clamp-It shut | 20 |
John Gotti Sr. | Very Nice Fella | 20 |
Fay Wray | Actress - Grey Wray | 15 |
Billy Wilder | Director | 11 |
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | Wife of Politician | 11 |
Boris Yeltsin | Russian Lush | 10 |
Ted Williams | Old Baseball Player | 10 |
Hume Cronyn | Actor | 9 |
Yasser Arafat | PLO Leader | 9 |
Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 8 |
Johnny Oates | Manager of Texas Rangers | 8 |
Kirk Douglas | Actor | 8 |
Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 8 |
Marlon Brando | Fat Actor/Bad Parent | 7 |
Rodney Dangerfield | Comedian | 7 |
Bob Hayes | Former Olympian and Dallas Cowboy | 6 |
Don Knotts | Andy's Main Squeeze | 6 |
Eddie Albert | Actor - Green Pastures | 6 |
Joey Bishop | Last Rat Packer | 6 |
Johnny Cash | Singer/Jailbird | 6 |
Julia Child | Chef Cholesterol Bomb | 6 |
Leni Riefenstahl | Nazi Film Chick | 6 |
Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 6 |
Alistair Cooke | Guy in Leather Chair | 5 |
Augusto Pinochet | Nasty Fella from Chile | 5 |
Former President Suharto | Political Leader | 5 |
Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 5 |
Max Schmeling | German Boxer | 5 |
Richard Pryor | Comedian - Caught on Fire | 5 |
Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 5 |
Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 4 |
Art Carney | Actor, Barney Rubble Prototype | 4 |
Arthur C. Clarke | Author | 4 |
Carrie Hamilton | Carol Burnett's Daughter | 4 |
Dick Cheney | Politician | 4 |
Edward Teller | Father of H-Bomb | 4 |
Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 4 |
Estee Lauder | Cosmetics Billionaire | 4 |
Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 4 |
John Kenneth Galbraith | Economist/Author | 4 |
King Fahad | King of Saudi Arabia | 4 |
Lester Maddox | Georgia Politician | 4 |
Princess Margaret | Princess | 4 |
Red Auerbach | Former Celtics' Coach | 4 |
Roone Arledge | ABC Sports Personality | 4 |
Rosa Parks | Something About a Bus | 4 |
Sarah Brady | Gun Control Advocate | 4 |
Simon Wiesenthal | Nazi hunter | 4 |
Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 4 |
Tom Laughlin | Actor and Film Maker | 4 |
Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 3 |
Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 3 |
Antonio Todde | Shepard - Oldest Living Man (2002) | 3 |
David Brinkley | Wrinkly Announcer | 3 |
Freddy Fender | Singer | 3 |
Gerald Ford | Bumbling President | 3 |
Henri Cartier-Bresson | Photographer | 3 |
Hugo Banzer | Former President of Bolivia | 3 |
J.D. Salinger | A Catcher in the Rye | 3 |
Jack Buck | Sports Annoucer | 3 |
Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 3 |
Jesse Helms | Politiician | 3 |
Johnny Carson | Tonight Show host | 3 |
Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 3 |
Lady Bird Johnson | Lydon's squeeze | 3 |
Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 3 |
Prince Rainier | Prince of Monaco | 3 |
Robert Downey Jr. | Smack fiend | 3 |
Robert Earl Jones | James' Dad | 3 |
Saddam Hussein | Nasty Ass | 3 |
Sir John Mills | Actor | 3 |
Skeeter Davis | Singer | 3 |
Suzanne Somers | Hottie | 3 |
Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe | Baseball Player | 3 |
Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 3 |
Benny Carter | Jazz Musician | 2 |
Billy Graham | Evangelist | 2 |
Bob Denver | Little Buddy | 2 |
Brian Wilson | Beach Boy | 2 |
Charles Lane | Actor | 2 |
Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 2 |
Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 2 |
Ed McMahon | Johnny's Lap Dog | 2 |
Eddie Van Halen | Man, He Got Valerie | 2 |
Eddy Arnold | Country Singer | 2 |
Estelle Getty | Actress Getty up and Go! | 2 |
Fred Rogers | Mr. Rogers | 2 |
George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 2 |
Gregory Peck | Actor | 2 |
Holly Johnson | Singer - Frankie Goes to Hollywood | 2 |
Horatio Sanz | Fat Comic | 2 |
Hunter S. Thompson | Fear and Loathing Author | 2 |
James Doohan | Actor | 2 |
Jim Nabors | Gomer Pyle | 2 |
John Goodman | Fat Actor | 2 |
Jonathan Harris | Danger, Warning, Doctor Smith | 2 |
Karl Malden | Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell | 2 |
Larry Kramer | AIDS Activist | 2 |
Lionel Hampton | Jazz Pioneer | 2 |
Louie Anderson | We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman | 2 |
Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 2 |
Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 2 |
Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 2 |
Princess Anne | A Royal Pain in the…. | 2 |
Ray Bradbury | Author | 2 |
Ron Santo | Former Chicago Cub | 2 |
Ruth Bader Ginsburg | Judge | 2 |
Saul Bellow | Author | 2 |
Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 2 |
Sean "Puffy" Combs | Rapper, Producer | 2 |
Studs Terkel | Chicago Columnist | 2 |
Tim Conway | Comedian | 2 |
Tom Christerson | Implanted Heart Recpient | 2 |
William Westmoreland | General, Vietnam | 2 |
Willie Nelson | Singer | 2 |
Woody Allen | Director/Writer/Dick | 2 |
Abdurrahman Wahid | Indonesian President | 1 |
Adam West | Actor - Batman | 1 |
Aidan Quinn | Actor | 1 |
Al Hirschfeld | Characiture Artisit | 1 |
Al Lopez | Baseball Player/Manager | 1 |
Al Sharpton | Racist | 1 |
Alain Delon | French Actor | 1 |
Alexey II | Patriarch of Russian Orthodox Church | 1 |
Alice Ghostley | Actress | 1 |
Alija Izetbegovic | Former President of Bosnia | 1 |
Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 1 |
Art Buchwald | Writer | 1 |
Arthur Miller | Playwright | 1 |
Artie Shaw | Musician | 1 |
Astrid Lindgren | Wrote Pippi Longstocking | 1 |
Atal Behari Vajpayee | Prime Minister of India | 1 |
B. B. King | Musician | 1 |
Bill Gates | Ya Know | 1 |
Billie Bird | Actress | 1 |
Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 1 |
Bob Davies | Australian Footballer | 1 |
Bob Dole | Politician | 1 |
Bob Feller | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
Brooke Astor | Philanthropist and Socialite | 1 |
Carol Channing | Weird Looking Actress | 1 |
Carol Shields | Author | 1 |
Chaim Potok | Author - The Chosen | 1 |
Charles Bronson | Actor | 1 |
Charles Durning | Actor | 1 |
Charlie Daniels | Country Singer | 1 |
Christopher Lee | Actor | 1 |
Christopher Reeve | Superman of the Disabled | 1 |
Chuck Jones | Cartoonist | 1 |
Clark Terry | Jazz Trumpeter | 1 |
Dale Messick | Created Brenda Starr | 1 |
Dan Devine | Former Notre Dame Coach | 1 |
Daniel Shore | Commentator on NPR | 1 |
Danny Bonaduce | Radio Personality/Former Partridge | 1 |
Darryl Strawberry | Baseball Player | 1 |
David Beckman | English Soccer Star | 1 |
Dennis Rodman | Basketball Player | 1 |
Denny McLain | Former Baseball Player | 1 |
Dick Van Patten | Eight is Enough Dad | 1 |
Dom Deluise | Fat Comedian | 1 |
Donald Sutherland | Actor | 1 |
Doris Day | Actress | 1 |
Dorothy Rodham | Hil's Mom | 1 |
Earl Scrugg | Banjo Player | 1 |
Elie Wiesel | Heads Holocaust Memorial Foundation | 1 |
Elizabeth Kubler Ross | Author on Death and Dying | 1 |
Eminem | White Rapper | 1 |
Ernest Gallo | Wine Maker | 1 |
Ernst Mayer | Zoologist | 1 |
Eunice Kennedy-Shriver | Old Kennedy | 1 |
Evel Knievel | Daredevil | 1 |
Frances Reid | Actress in Days of Our Lives | 1 |
Gene Wilder | Willy Wonka | 1 |
George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 1 |
George Christian | Press Secretary for LBJ | 1 |
George McGovern | Politician | 1 |
George W. Bush | President of US | 1 |
George Wendt | Norm! | 1 |
Geraldine Ferraro | Politician | 1 |
Glenn Ford | Actor | 1 |
Gloria Stuart | Actress | 1 |
Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 1 |
Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 1 |
Hugh O'Brian | Actor | 1 |
Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 1 |
Jack Paar | First Tonight Show Host | 1 |
James Caan | Actor | 1 |
James Coburn | Actor | 1 |
Jane Withers | Actress | 1 |
Janez Drnovsek | Prime Minister of Slovenia | 1 |
Jay Berwanger | Won First Heisman Trophy | 1 |
Jean Belliveau | Hockey Player | 1 |
Jean Stapleton | Actress | 1 |
Jennifer Lopez | Uh, Her Ass Dude | 1 |
Joaquin Balaguer | Former President of Dominican Republic | 1 |
Joe Barbera | Cartoon Fella | 1 |
Joe Franklin | TV Interview Show Host | 1 |
Joe Paterno | Penn State Football Coach | 1 |
Joe Piscopo | Comedian? | 1 |
John "Zackerley" Zacherle | Horror Show Host | 1 |
John Thaw | British Actor | 1 |
John Walker Lindh | Traitor | 1 |
John Wooden | Basketball Player | 1 |
Juan Antonio Samaranch | Presiddent Olympc Committee 1980-2001 | 1 |
Judy Bell | Golfer - First Female President of USGA | 1 |
Kerry Packer | Australian Media Mogul | 1 |
King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
L.J. Foret | Cajun Musician | 1 |
Larry Doby | First Black in American League | 1 |
Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 1 |
Laurence S. Rockefeller | Rich Guy | 1 |
Lawrence Tierney | Actor | 1 |
Lee Starr | Ringo's Daughter | 1 |
Leo Ornstein | Composer | 1 |
Leona Helmsley | Bitch | 1 |
Leonard Nimoy | Spock | 1 |
Les Paul | Guitar Guy | 1 |
Lew Burdette | Former Baseball Pitcher | 1 |
Llyod Bensten | Politician | 1 |
Lou Duva | Boxing Promoter | 1 |
Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 1 |
Lucia dos Santos | Fatima Visionary | 1 |
Luciano Pavarotti | Tenor | 1 |
Luise Rainer | Actress | 1 |
Machauly Culkin | Kid Actor, Has Been | 1 |
Magic Johnson | Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson | 1 |
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi | Funny Little Man | 1 |
Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 1 |
Mariah Carey | Pop Diva | 1 |
Marion "Suge" Knight | Rapper | 1 |
Mary Higgins Clark | Author | 1 |
Mate Parlov | Olympic and World Champion Boxer | 1 |
Mattie Stepanek | 11 Year Old Author | 1 |
Maud Farris-Luse | Worlds Oldest Person (2002) | 1 |
Maximilian Schell | Actor | 1 |
Meinhardt Raabe | Muchkin (not Dunkin') | 1 |
Mel Brooks | Comedian/Actor | 1 |
Michael J. Fox | Actor | 1 |
Michael Kinsley | Writer, Editorialist | 1 |
Mick Jagger | The Stones | 1 |
Mickey Spillane | Mike Hammer guy | 1 |
Mohammad Zahir Shah | Former Afghan king | 1 |
Monte Irvin | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
Morgan Freeman | Actor | 1 |
Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert) | TV Science Guy | 1 |
Mullah Omar Mohamad | Bastard | 1 |
Naguib Mahfouz | Egyptian Author and Nobel Laureate | 1 |
Nell Carter | Gimmie a Big Fat Break | 1 |
Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 1 |
O. J. Simpson | Murderer | 1 |
Omar Bongo | President of Gabon | 1 |
Oral Roberts | Preacher | 1 |
Pat Kennedy Lawford | A Hybrid | 1 |
Patrick Leahy | Senator | 1 |
Patrick McGoohan | Actor | 1 |
Paul Harvey | Radio Guy | 1 |
Paul Pena | Tuvan Throat Singer | 1 |
Peggy Lee | Singer | 1 |
Penny Singleton | Actress | 1 |
Pervez Musharraf | Ask George W. Bush (Pakistaini Leader) | 1 |
Peter Rodino | Politician | 1 |
Phil Donahue | Talk Show Host | 1 |
Pope Shenouda III | Pope of Coptic Church | 1 |
Prince Leka | Crown Prince of Albania | 1 |
Prince Mikasa | Japanese Prince, Emperor's brother | 1 |
Prince William | Little Punk | 1 |
Princess Juliana | Queen of Netherlands | 1 |
Racquel Welch | Former Bombshell | 1 |
Ray Charles | Musician | 1 |
Raymond Firth | Anthropologist | 1 |
Rich Little | Impressionist | 1 |
Richard Attenborough | Actor | 1 |
Richard Butler | Aryan Nation Dude - Racist | 1 |
Richard Simmons | Strange Little Man | 1 |
Robert Clary | LeBeau From Hogan's Heros | 1 |
Robert Whitehead | Broadway Producer | 1 |
Roger Devenport | Race Horse Owner and Breeder | 1 |
Roger Moore | Actor | 1 |
Ron Jeremy | Porn Guy | 1 |
Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 1 |
Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter | 'Cause of the Movie | 1 |
Ruth Westheimer | Sex Gal | 1 |
Sam Snead | Old Time Golfer | 1 |
Sandra Dee | Wholsome Actress | 1 |
Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 1 |
Shirley MacLaine | Loopy | 1 |
Shirley Temple Black | Child Actress | 1 |
Sid Caesar | Comedian | 1 |
Sidney Sheldon | Author | 1 |
Sis Daley | Wife of Richard J. and Mom of Richard M. | 1 |
Smokey Robinson | Vocalist | 1 |
Soupy Sales | Bad Comedian | 1 |
Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 1 |
Stanley Rosenfeld | Photographs Yachts | 1 |
Sting | Former Member of the Police | 1 |
Stone Cold Steve Austin | Wrestler | 1 |
Stu Hart | Wrestler | 1 |
Ted Kennedy | Old Drunk from Unlucky Family | 1 |
Terry Jones | Member of Monty Python | 1 |
Thurl Ravenscroft | Tony the Tiger's Voice | 1 |
Tony Randall | Actor | 1 |
Tony Stewart | Race Car Driver | 1 |
Turhan Bey | Star of Mummy Movies | 1 |
Vaclav Havel | Political Leader | 1 |
Vasja Smislov | Former Chess Champion | 1 |
Vincent Sherman | Director | 1 |
W. Clement Stone | Insurance Magnate | 1 |
Walter Cronkite | News Guy | 1 |
Warren Spahn | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
Wellington Mara | Owns the New York Giants | 1 |
William F. Buckley Jr. | Writer, Commentator | 1 |
William Proxmire | Politician | 1 |
Wilma Mankiller | Chief of Cherokee Nation | 1 |
Winona Ryder | Actress | 1 |
Wolfgang Wagner | Director of Bayreuth Festival | 1 |
Woody Harrelson | Actor - Hemp Guy | 1 |
Yasmine Bleeth | Baywatch Life Guard | 1 |
Yogi Berra | Boo Boo's Pal | 1 |
Yoko Ono | Leach | 1 |
Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 1 |